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Monkey See, Monkey Do ! Orbiting the sun at about 93 million miles is a little blue planet and this planet is run by a bunch of monkeys. Now, the monkeys don't think of themselves as monkeys. They don't even think of themselves as animals And they love to list all the things that they think separate them from the animals: Opposable thumbs, self awareness . . . They'll use words like Homo Erectus and Australopithecus. You say Toe-mate-o, I say Toe-motto. They're animals all right. They're monkeys. Monkeys with high-speed digital fiber optic technology, but monkeys nevertheless. I mean, they're clever. You've got to give them that. The Pyramids, skyscrapers, phantom jets, the Great Wall of China. That's all some pretty impressive shit . . . for a bunch of monkeys. Monkeys whose brains have evolved to such an unmanageable size that it's now pretty much impossible for them stay happy for any length of time In fact, they're the only animals that think they're supposed to be happy. All of the other animals can just be. But it's not that simple for the monkeys. You see, the monkeys are cursed with consciousness and so the monkeys are afraid. So the monkeys worry. The monkeys worry about everything, but mostly about what all the other monkeys think. Because the monkeys desperately want to fit in with the other monkeys. Which is hard to do, because a lot of the monkeys seem to hate each other. This what really separates them from the other animals. These monkeys hate. They hate monkeys that are different. Monkeys from different places, monkeys who are a different color- You see, the monkeys feel alone. All six billion of them. Some of the monkeys pay another monkey to listen to their problems. Because the monkeys want answers and the monkeys don't want to die. So the monkeys make up gods and then they worship them. Then the monkeys argue over whose made-up god is better. Then the monkeys get really pissed off and this is usually when the monkeys decide that it's a good time to start killing each other. So the monkeys wage war. The monkeys make hydrogen bombs. The monkeys have got their whole fucking planet wired up to explode. The monkeys just can't help it. Some of the monkeys play to a sold out crowd . . . of other monkeys. The monkeys make trophies and then they give them to each other. Like it means something. Some of the monkeys think that they have it all worked out. Some of the monkeys read Nietzsche The monkeys argue about Nietzsche without given any consideration to the fact that Nietzsche was just another fucking monkey. The monkeys make plans. The monkeys fall in love. The monkeys fuck and then they make more monkeys. The monkeys make music and then the monkeys DANCE Dance, monkeys, dance. The monkeys make a hell of a lot of noise. Exhibit A Monkey making noise. And when he's done, five other randomly selected monkeys will rate this monkey's noises on a scale from one to ten. At the end of the night, they add all the numbers up to see which monkey made the best noises. As you can see . . . these are some fucked up monkeys. These monkeys are at once the ugliest and most beautiful creatures on the planet. And the monkeys don't want to be monkeys. They want to be something else. But they're not. - Ernest Cline Credit: Kunal Shah's FB Post https://www.facebook.com/kunalb11/posts/1020763145... Why did I added this story: I believe it is worth thinking and atleast worth noting down in any one's collection. . Join World’s Largest Community of 1,00,000 people Sharing Stories, Video, Quotes, Shayari, Poem, Jokes, Songs, Music, Photo, Memes, Movies, Writing, Poetry, Haiku, Art, Painting, Photography, Whatsapp Status, YouTube Video, Download, Status, Film, वीडियो, शायरी, Good Morning, Funny Comedy, Funny Joke, Romantic Shayari, Romantic Whatsapp Status, Good Night, Share Jokes, Audio Songs, motivational quotes​, ​funny quotes, funny images, trolls, latest ​WhatsApp jokes, pyar shayari, romantic shayari, love quotes, motivational quotes, Viral Trending Videos, Make Friends, Make New Friends, Write Text On Photos, Record Video with Music, Write on Gif, Hindi Writing, Hindi Poetry, Hindi Quotes, Hindi Shayari, Hindi Poem, Hindi Jokes, Hindi Comedy, Hindi Memes, Hindi Stories, Hindi Whatsapp Status, Hindi Good Morning Status, Hindi Good Night Status, Hindi Songs, Hindi Singing and Photography. A Creative expression platform. Follow Satyaprem. Download Nojoto App to get real time updates about Satyaprem Shayari, Quotes, Story, Poem, Jokes, Memes On Nojoto . Quotes, Life, Monkey, Meaning of Life

Monkey See, Monkey Do !

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Monkey See, Monkey Do !
Orbiting the sun at about 93 million miles

is a little blue planet
and this planet is run
by a bunch of monkeys.
Now, the monkeys don't think of

themselves as monkeys.
They don't even think of themselves as animals
And they love to list all the things
that they think
separate them from the animals:
Opposable thumbs, self awareness . . .
They'll use words like
Homo Erectus and Australopithecus.
You say Toe-mate-o,
I say Toe-motto.
They're animals all right.
They're monkeys.
Monkeys with high-speed digital fiber optic technology,
but monkeys nevertheless.
I mean, they're clever.

You've got to give them that.
The Pyramids, skyscrapers, phantom jets,
the Great Wall of China.
That's all some pretty impressive shit . . .
for a bunch of monkeys.
Monkeys whose brains have evolved

to such an unmanageable size
that it's now pretty much impossible
for them stay happy for any length of time
In fact, they're the only animals
that think they're supposed to be happy.
All of the other animals can just be.
But it's not that simple for the monkeys.
You see, the monkeys are cursed with consciousness

and so the monkeys are afraid.
So the monkeys worry.
The monkeys worry about everything,
but mostly about what all the other monkeys think.
Because the monkeys desperately want to fit in

with the other monkeys.
Which is hard to do,
because a lot of the monkeys seem to hate each other.
This what really separates them from the other animals.
These monkeys hate.
They hate monkeys that are different.
Monkeys from different places,
monkeys who are a different color-
You see, the monkeys feel alone.
All six billion of them.
Some of the monkeys pay another monkey

to listen to their problems.
Because the monkeys want answers
and the monkeys don't want to die.
So the monkeys make up gods
and then they worship them.
Then the monkeys argue
over whose made-up god is better.
Then the monkeys get really pissed off
and this is usually when the monkeys decide
that it's a good time to start killing each other.
So the monkeys wage war.

The monkeys make hydrogen bombs.
The monkeys have got their whole fucking planet
wired up to explode.
The monkeys just can't help it.
Some of the monkeys play to a sold out crowd . . .
of other monkeys.
The monkeys make trophies

and then they give them to each other.
Like it means something.
Some of the monkeys think

that they have it all worked out.
Some of the monkeys read Nietzsche
The monkeys argue about Nietzsche
without given any consideration to the fact
that Nietzsche
was just another fucking monkey.
The monkeys make plans.

The monkeys fall in love.
The monkeys fuck
and then they make more monkeys.
The monkeys make music
and then the monkeys DANCE
Dance, monkeys, dance.
The monkeys make a hell of a lot of noise.
Exhibit A
Monkey making noise.
And when he's done,
five other randomly selected monkeys
will rate this monkey's noises
on a scale from one to ten.
At the end of the night,
they add all the numbers up
to see which monkey made the best noises.
As you can see . . .

these are some fucked up monkeys.
These monkeys are at once the ugliest
and most beautiful creatures on the planet.
And the monkeys don't want to be monkeys.
They want to be something else.
But they're not.
- Ernest Cline


Credit: Kunal Shah's FB Post https://www.facebook.com/kunalb11/posts/1020763145...
Why did I added this story: I believe it is worth thinking and atleast worth noting down in any one's collection.

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