My Twitter Crush Crushed Me Overnight!
I know, my right eye was winking all day long, something good was about to happen. I got your "NINE" words reply.
I remembered an old Bollywood Dialogue "Ladki Hasi To Phasi" (She fell for you, if she smiles)
Exactly four days ago, I found her account on Twitter, opened it, saw her profile picture. She was damn cute, I fell in love at that very moment. I just kept looking at her. I tried to figure it out if she is real or just another lame fake account. She had added her Instagram account and Facebook Id. I opened both, she was real who was more beautiful in other pictures posted o Instagram. I came back to twitter, liked her each and every post and followed her, She followed me back within an hour. I found some kind of positive vibes in me that I managed to message her "HI!"
But sadly, my bad luck. I didn't get back her reply for three consecutive days. I used to check my message box everyday but nothing. It was probably 9:30 in the evening. I dared again to message her second time, I texted " Am I getting the reply or not?"
I know it was harsh, nevertheless, I did it, I sent it and I could not do anything.
In about 9:43, sane night a pop-up came in my message box. She had replied. I got what I wanted, I was on cloud nine, I was never happy like that moment. That was just amazing feeling, may be that was love, may be that was the addiction of FEELING-OF-LOVE.
Our slow conversation began, the extravagance of one-sided love story began on The Twitter Chat Box.
Me: NO! You replied, right? It's YES, I guess?
Me: I think the internet is not working properly because I am only receiving one word reply.
She: I am only sending you a single word reply.
Me: I know, my right eye was winking all day long, something good was about to happen. I got your "NINE" words reply.
She: Ha ha. So funny. 😊😊😊
She too added those laughing emoji with the text. I remembered an old Bollywood Dialogue "Ladki Hasi To Phasi" (She fell for you, if she smiles)
Me: Keep smiling, well for health, and you looks beautiful when you smile.
She: Really! Do we know each other? I may not be one who you think.
Me: NO, we don't know each other. But we can and my heart is seriously saying, you are definitely the one who I think.
She: Confident! I appreciate.
Me: Thank you! Pretty lady, now I think, I can die with satisfaction hearing your sweet appreciation and may even reach Heaven.
(I know Filmy dialogue always works to flirt girls.)
She: Do you say this to all girls or am I the special fool who is talking overnight with unknown guy?
Me: You are special but not fool. You are just special.
She: You probably had many exes, which was the best?
Me: Triple X!!
She: Bad joke!!!! 😠😠😠😠😠
Me: You got it? I thought you are decent girl.
She: Don't question upon my innocence. I am decent. Change the topic or I will.
Me: Good morning! It's already 1 in the morning.
She: How can I talk to you so long?
Me: God knows. Sorry typing mistake, I am an atheist.
Me: Again bad joke. Change the topic.
(I sent her two pictures, one of eyes and another of lips, definitely not mine)
She: So beautiful, whose are those, your ex?
Me: Your! Check the mirror. By the way, never had ex, but could be future.
She: So cheap? How did you get all my pictures?
She: Oh boy! Don’t be so fast. How dare you to crop my eyes and lips?
Me: I just wanna die in your eyes and _ _ _ _ those lips.
She: What, Why you all guys are so obsessed with......?
Me: I just forgot to fill those gaps, it was for FOREVER SEE SMILE IN those lips. What you thought? Oh girl! Don’t be so fast.
She: That sounds beautiful. I think I kinda like you! But remember just like.
Me: That's enough.
I heard a strange noise, something like beep-beep increasing volume itself.
I texted her, “I am hearing something strange noise."
She replied " Really, me too. I can even hear someone screaming your name."
It was my mother, she was screaming "Hey, wake up! It’s already 5 in the morning and today is your Chemistry board exam."
I was like "what" I opened my eyes, I was dreaming. Was that the dream? SHIT! SHIT!
I opened Twitter, the message box was empty, I just saw my last message to her," One gentlemen once said, If a girl don’t reply the second time, be a man and don't text her third time. Am I getting the reply or not?"
Instantly, I opened her account and blocked her.