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Milan Soni

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Milan Soni

Criteria to be a feminist:
-I won't cook the sandwich
-You're man so you suck
-Those are my kilos, none of your kilos #NojotoQuote Tips to be a feminist
#feminism #darkhumour #humour #nojoto #nojotocomedy #comedy #dark
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Milan Soni

मजबूरी में किये थे ,अब मज़ाक बन रहा है When parents clicked you dressed as a girl in childhood and your girlfriend finds it out. #NojotoQuote Bachpan me sabka kata hai.
#nojotomeme #nojoto #humour #meme #funny #frock

Bachpan me sabka kata hai. #NojotoMeme #Nojoto #Humour #Meme #Funny #frock

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Milan Soni

Interviewer: Are you married?
Me: humko koi train me seat nai deta, ladki kya khaak dega. #nojoto #comedy #nojotocomedy #interview #humour #quotes #thoughts #funny #joke
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Milan Soni

Didn't get job because when asked "give an example about disguise unemployment?" and I said: HR department. #hr #job #interview #rejection #nojoto #humour #comedy #nojotocomedy #quotes #thoughts
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Milan Soni

When I wasn't on diet
Ad suggestions: HealthifyMe, Home workout, etc

When I'm on diet
Ad suggestions: Buy 1 Pizza get 1 free, 2 burgers at price of 1. #quotes #thoughts #humour #nojotocomedy #nojoto #fitness #diet #pizza
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Milan Soni

My mum made me watch "Hum dil de chuke Sanam" just to prove me that "Aadmi pyaar me apna dimag kho deta hai". #NojotoComedy #Nojoto #humour #quotes #thoughts #maa
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Milan Soni

Swiped left on Tinder 
and it notified me with: 
"beggars can't be 
choosers". #nojoto #nojotocomedy #humour #quotes #thoughts #tinder
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Milan Soni

I thought having a french cut beard is a pre-requisite to become a lawyer #lawyer #quotes #thoughts #humour #nojoto #nojotocomedy
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Milan Soni

 #Photography #KoteshwarMahadevTemple #Gujrat #NojotoPhotos #Nojoto
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Milan Soni

I don't know what is it but in today's term people feel life's easy. A rejection makes them write a blog about how inefficient selector is/was. Nah bitch, he knows better he grew when there was no internet or freedom. Stop being a spoonfed person, deal with life, deal with rejection. Your open letters show your inefficiency to cope your own problems. Inspired by: An open letter to shahnaz hussain for rejecting a female photographer.

Come on idiots, do CA atleast you won't mourn after being rejected. Failures help you get better at your skills not at blogging.

#Nojoto #Quotes #Thoughts

Inspired by: An open letter to shahnaz hussain for rejecting a female photographer. Come on idiots, do CA atleast you won't mourn after being rejected. Failures help you get better at your skills not at blogging. #Quotes #Thoughts

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