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Aaj maine ek ladki se bat ki .Wo ladki jo kabhi Kise ki Behen, thi Kabhi, kise ki Bete thi,//
Laiken ab wo kise ki bahu hai, kise ki patni hai👰
Usne bhi kabhi kise se pyar kiya tha😥
Ab wo apne pyar ko time nii de pati, to wo ye smjta h wo badal gye😕 
Ensan Bhi kitna mtlvi h wo ye smjta h wo badal gye😏 
Wo ye nii smjta uski jaan Aaj Jimmedariyo ke Bojh tale dab gye😿 
Wo chahta hai wo aaj bhi usse waise hi bat krey Jaise wo phle krti thi.
Laikin wo ye nii smjta wo ab kise or ki ho gye😔
Laiken wo ye chahta h wo ab bhi usse waise hi bat krey jaise phle krti thi😪
Laiken nii yrrr Uski mahboori ko smjo 
Wo tumse bat nii krti eska mtlv ye nii wo badal gye😭 
Han wo badal gye 
Wo ab kise ki wife,kise ki patni kise ki, bahu hai,
Wo ab apne papa ki bete nii, Apne bhai ki behen nii, apne maa ki betiya nii ,//
Ab wo kise ki bahu hai, kise ki patni hai kise ki bhabhi hai,
Eska mtlv ye nii wo badal gye😔
Usko bhi smjo yrr uske bat na krne se ye nii khaja skta wo badal gye yrr 
Wo Badli nii Yrr wo abbhi masum h 😿laiken ab us jaan pr jimmedariya hai
Usko apne pati , apne maa jaise Sas , usko ab apne bahu hone ka farz nibhana hai ,Apne patni  hone ka dharm nibhana h❤
Laiken wo badli nii🙄

Sirf apni zarurtey poori krna mt sekho apne barey me nii dusro ke barey wo bhi socho Apne ap ko uski jgh rakh kr
 dekho 😏
Wo Jaan Badli nii Wo majboor Hai😭
Use ek bahu , ek patni Or Apne papa ki pari Apne  beti hone ka Karj chukana hai apne patni hone ka dharm nibhana Hai😢😭👰❤
Wo badli nii hai❤ Mazboor hai😭👰❤
            Thx frnd
BY Me- chetan😊

#Beti_thi_to_Aache_thi_Bahu ho gye to _badal gye Aesa nii h😢#Aesa nii hota😟😔

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kehna toh bahat kuch chahti hun tujhse ...
par keh kahan pati hun...
sach toh hey ke jina hey tere wager..
par ek pal bhi kahan rehe pati hun..
kosish har bar hoti hey tujhe bhulane ki..
par ek pal bhi tujhe kahan bhula pati hun...
dekhna chahti hun har rat sapne..
par mein khud ko sula nahi pati hun..
tu agar dekh leta toh samajh jata ki es bewasi ko kahan chupa pati hun...
chalak jata hey dard ankhon se kabhi..
par mein khamosh bhi kahan rehpati hun...
liye phirti hun ek samandar en ankhon mein...
par rolun ji bhar ke esa bhi kahan kar pati hun...
munkin nahi tha jina tere wager...
magar majbur hun...mein mar bhi nahi pati hun...
kitna kuch kehna hey tujhse par keh nahi pati hun...
jina bhi hey tere wager par ye sach hey ..ek pal bhi kahan reh pati hun..

 

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🌹 Besties... (Two Girls...)🌹
(Nisha Half sleeping on a sofa... wearing a half pant, a sleeve less shirt, hairs clipped, a bowl of Cereals on Tommy, reading news paper... Her bestie... Mithi...in full trousers and full sleeve Shirt...half of the buttons open... Hairs straight open... wearing glasses... sitting below... sharing cereals from that bowl... watching a movie on TV... It's weekend...!! They are sharing that house, both are working and Mithi has recently gone through a break up... !! She wanted to marry her love... But he was a cheat, She caught him with another girl in a bar...they were on a long lip lock kiss...! Nisha had informed Mithi about that. It happens some people becomes serious and some just pass time. The interesting thing is everywhere everytime only the serious people get hurt... Others enjoy as they do always. Now Nisha is taking best care of her bestie like a sister, friend, mother.)

Nisha : Oye kamal ho gaya Oye... ( Suddenly jumped from sofa and started doing Bhangda)
Mithi : Tu thik he...Tu news paper padh rhi thi right... Tere balene openly propose ki hai Kya...( So surprised that... trying to find out from paper what she did read. )
Nisha : "Section 377 pass hogaya"...( Rhyming as a song)
Mithi : Hey bhagban tu pagal hai... (Kya karun iski )
Nisha : Listen mere pass ek bht achi idea..
Mithi : Tu bole Bina kanha chodegi...Bol.
Nisha : Chal shadi kar lete hen...
Mithi : Umm Ummmm (Some Cereals got stuck in her throat.. She meant to say...aur ek labz age boli will kill you...)
Nisha : Dekh I know hum sath nehi so skte,
We can't have babies... But believe me...Teri sbse achi pati... (Bich me doubt Abe pati koun hoga aur patni koun...Ok we can switch our roles...wow too much fun...😂)
and patni bnke dikhaungi... !
Weekly 3Days me pati...3days patni...
We can distribute all our works you know...
and I promise I will never let you cry... and if anytime we felt we need kids... we can adopt know...!! And if physically you will need someone ever... I will never ignore or judge you... you can go and sleep with anyone and don't worry...if ever you get pregnant also... we will take best care of your kid...😘
Nehi krni yaar kisi ladke se shadi... Koi nehi smjhega mujhe tujhse jyada... ek nayi ldki dikhi nehi...mujhse chutkara chahiye hoga use... Do you think we will ever need a break from each other... we will be the best couple in this world.
(Tears in eyes of both friends)
Mithi : ladke ase kyun nehi hote yaar...( giving a hug to Nisha...) I love you yaar...
They both started crying like babies...
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#ApplicableToTwoBoysAlsoBeingBestFriendsGoingThroughBreakUps

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Batao Gunehgaar kaun..?

Pati aur Patni soo rahe thy..!
Achaanak Patni Sapna dekhkar chillayi...

BHAAGO MERA PATI AA GAYA

Pati utha aur Khidki se kood gaya...

#Laughing_Time

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Kaash m unhe bta pati 

Kaash m unhe apni mohhbat ka izhar 

Kr pati

Kaash m unhe smjha pati ki unke bina neend kis kdr uddi h

Kaash m unhe smjha pati ki tmhre bina jeena kis kdr dushwar hai 

Kaash m tumhe mera pyar smjha pati

Kuch yu toh bht ldke aaye lekin 

Aaj phli dafa lga ki mujhe pyar hogya 

Kaash m iss pyr ko tumhe smjha pati 

Kaash m unhe bta pau ki voh mre liye kya mahine rkhte h❤️

 

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