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Where are you now? Who lies beneath your spell tonight?
Whom else from rapture’s road will you expel tonight?

Those “Fabrics of Cashmere—” “to make Me beautiful—”
“Trinket”— to gem– “Me to adorn– How– tell”— tonight?

I beg for haven: Prisons, let open your gates–
A refugee from Belief seeks a cell tonight.

God’s vintage loneliness has turned to vinegar–
All the archangels– their wings frozen– fell tonight.

Lord, cried out the idols, Don’t let us be broken
Only we can convert the infidel tonight.

Mughal ceilings, let your mirrored convexities
multiply me at once under your spell tonight.

He’s freed some fire from ice in pity for Heaven.
He’s left open– for God– the doors of Hell tonight.

In the heart’s veined temple, all statues have been smashed
No priest in saffron’s left to toll its knell tonight

God, limit these punishments, there’s still Judgment Day–
I’m a mere sinner, I’m no infidel tonight.

Executioners near the woman at the window.
Damn you, Elijah, I’ll bless Jezebel tonight.

The hunt is over, and I hear the Call to Prayer
fade into that of the wounded gazelle tonight.

My rivals for your love– you’ve invited them all?
This is mere insult, this is no farewell tonight.

And I, Shahid, only am escaped to tell thee–
God sobs in my arms. Call me Ishmaeltonight.

—Agha Shahid Ali

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"***But what if I die tonight?*** (Read caption below)"

***But what if I die tonight?***

(Read caption below)

***But what if I die tonight?***

(Read caption below)
***But what if I die tonight?***

She's not in a good mood today. To be fair, neither am I. Those little cute fights have turned ugly recently. I still love her, but today a little less than last night. Today I won't tell her how much she means to me. She'll have to wait for another night to hear that.

But what if I die tonight?

I hate my brother!
It's not as much of hate as it is intense dislike though. He takes my clothes, my bike and practically all my stuff without asking once. Why can't I have a loving sibling for once like normal people? Why does he have to be annoying as hell? Yes that's it. I'll never talk to him again. Atleast not until he apologizes for being a jerk all the time.

But what if I die tonight?

Mom just doesn't understand! Why do parents turn so clingy when you grow up? Like give me one day alone, all by myself. Get hold of the continuous bugging and worrying every single night. I'm not a kid anymore. I know who I am and what I want and it's high time she gets that. So no, I won't have dinner tonight. I won't stay at home and ask her if her headache is gone yet. Not tonight. No, not tonight.

But what if I die tonight?

The moon is a little brighter tonight. Probably because the sky is a little clearer than yesterday or maybe because I haven't looked up above in a long time. But there's no hurry, is there? I'll lay down and count the stars some other night. I have errands to run and the sky isn't going anywhere.

But what if I die tonight?

What's the point of writing all this down anyway? No one's going to read it. There's like one person who gives a shit. A single person, if I'm lucky, who'll stick my words like a bandage on their wounds, the same sized wounds that I have. One life at most, a little better, a little happier. And yes they can wait, for the world's not going to end tonight.

But what if I die tonight?

[© Amaan]

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"#2YearsOfNojoto SINCE I HAVE Found YOU I want you to hold me tonight I wanna touch you being your delight Of Being loved and knew that when you smiled At me leaving me totally blind With your rejoicing smile That takes away my beatings for a while I want you to hold me tonight And take me away from me being so bright Star of passion tonight My eyes search for none since I’ve found you Ah! darling the delight of love being loved I felt when I found you I want you to hold me tonight And take me away from me being so bright Star of passion tonight Put off the lights and light candles The silence sings to us in cuddles And the candles make bobbing dance We’ve got this great chance To have found each other forever Overcoming all hurdles ever I wanna make love to you tonight Let your tresses to fly freely tonight’ My eyes search for none since I’ve found you Honey let me be LOVE to love you I wanna shine through your eyes Hold me and feel the feelings that rise I want you to hold me tonight And take me away from me being so bright Star of passion tonight….. Written by: Narendra Rai All Rights Resefvd @ Narendra Rai 23-07-2019"

#2YearsOfNojoto SINCE I HAVE Found YOU
I want you to hold me tonight
I wanna touch you being your delight
Of Being loved and knew that when you smiled
At me leaving me totally blind
With your rejoicing smile
That takes away my beatings for a while
I want you to hold me tonight
And take me away from me being so bright
Star of passion  tonight

My eyes search for none since I’ve found you
Ah! darling the delight of love being loved
I felt when I found you
I want you to hold me tonight
And take me away from me being so bright
Star of passion tonight

Put off the lights and light candles 
The silence sings to us in cuddles
And the candles make bobbing dance
We’ve got this great chance
To have found each other forever
Overcoming all hurdles ever
I wanna make love to you tonight
Let your tresses to fly freely tonight’
My eyes search for none since I’ve found you
Honey let me be LOVE to love you
I wanna shine through your eyes
Hold me and feel the feelings that rise

I want you to hold me tonight
And take me away from me being so bright
Star of passion tonight…..

Written by: Narendra Rai
All Rights Resefvd @ Narendra Rai
23-07-2019

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Episode 1 ❤️ (Read) 👇👇

DISCLAIMER :
This is just another fictional series by Shubham. The characters and the story is completely fictional.
*
7 pm, college canteen.

"Hey, I'm not coming. I have something to do this night. You guys can go for the party" I said.
"But Sid, we have completed our exams. Its time to party tonight" replied Rohan.
"I am not coming. Please you three carry on" i said.
"Even I am not coming guys. I have plans for tonight" replied Tanya.
"If you are not coming then even I can't come. My parents will allow only if you come Tanya" replied Sakshi.
"Rohan, see no one is coming. We can shift this plan na" I said.
"But guys, please? Okay. Fine" he said.

Rohan and Sakshi are my bestfriends since our school time. Both of them live in a same colony and they are dating eachother since a year. We all know each other very well except for Tanya. We know her only since a month. It was Rohan who invited her to join our group. But we couldn't make that kind of bond with her.

"My Mom have called me guys. Its 7 pm, its late. I should leave now" said Sakshi.
"Wait! I'll drop you" replied Rohan and blinked his left eye giving me a signal. I had told him that I have a crush on Tanya and so he is trying to make something happen today. She looks more beautiful today and I don't know why.
"Talk with her and tell me what happened tomorrow. Okay?" He tried to tease me.
"Shut up!" I replied. We all waved hands and they both left.
I had never talked with Tanya personally. We didn't even have exchange numbers. Whenever we all hangout she is someone who stays out of conversation; perhaps it's because she don't know us well. Something is really strange with her.
It was awkward standing next to her on a road full of traffic with empty words.

'Black shirt, black jeans and any watch but in black colour. And everything you wear should be in black colour. Even your undergarment. And yes, be there at 12 pm sharp. We will send you the address' I received a text.
"Okay, I'll do. But how much will I be paid?" I texted.

"So Siddharth, we should also leave" said Tanya. I didn't want her to leave now as I wanted to start a conversation.
"Ya" I said, instead of saying "Hey let's talk for sometime".
She took her scooty out of the college parking lot and started it. She waved her hands saying "bye" from a distance and left. I wanted to ask her so many things. I just wanted to know her.
"Bhaiya, Charni road chaloge?" I asked to a taxi driver, since I didn't have any vehicle.
"Nahi" the taxiwala replied and rushed away.
After two more rejections, I went to OLA app only to find the hike in rates.
Later few seconds, "Do you want me to drop you?" A girl in black tshirt yelled. I wonder why Tanya came back.
"Hey you back again?" I asked.
"Ya. I thought of dropping you so came back again. Come, get on" she yelled, as there were students who were making noise in the excitement of completion of exams. I walked to the scooty and got on to it. She accelerated and we moved forward.
"Where is your place?" She asked.
"Girgaon" I said.
"Okay" she said. I was both happy while feeling awkward to speak something as we haven't talked so much.
She speeded up and i got panic. Now I holded the back seat handle as she was accelerating even on speed bumps.
"I like speed. But don't worry, I won't let anything happen to you" she said.
"Haha! Its okay" I said, while I tried to calm down.
"By the way you can hold my waist rather than holding the handle. I won't judge you" she said, trying to break the awkwardness.
"Okay" I smiled and took my hands off and placed on her waist.
"That's better" she said while I was blushing from inside.
"What's your plan for tonight? You said you have got something to do" She asked.
And in seconds my blushing transformed into panicking. A fear of something which I was going to do for the first time. A trap which could make my life hell. It's something which I can tell no one. No one.
"Nothing much. A family night out" I said.
"Oh! But you stay alone in your flat right? Liar!" she said, meanwhile I prepared for a another false reply.
"I mean, ya. Okay. Just not feeling like going out tonight yaar. I would go and just sleep. These exam nights have spoiled my sleep" I tried to make up.
"Oh! Lol. Yes. Even I am going to sleep tonight" she said.
"Liar! Then why did you say us that you have plans for tonight?" I asked.
"I have the same reason as of yours. Been 8 days since I have got a good sleep Siddharth. I had planned that the day our exams will get over, I'll sleep for a whole day" she said and laughed.
"Haha! True" I accepted.
"Hey no, no. Take right" I directed as she was turning left.
"This building?" She asked.
"Yes" I said and she parked. I got off the scooty.
"Thankyou so much Tanya. It means a lot. Where is your place?" I asked.
"Welcome. I stay in colaba" she said.
"What! So now you have to go back again? You have to travel the same road again. I would have taken OLA if I knew that" I said.
"Hey chill Siddharth. It's okay. Kind of road trip" she said.
"Ya but still. Won't your parents ask you about it?" I asked.
"No. They are not at home. They went to kashmir for their 20th anniversary" she said.
"Wow! That's really nice. So you too home alone?" I asked.
"Yes, for 10 days" she smiled in a way.
"Hmm. But Thankyou so much. I never thought that you are so cool. Like you don't talk much" I said.
"Then you don't really know me Siddharth. Jo jaisa dikhta hai, waisa hota ni hai" she said.
"Haha! With time, I'll know you better. And that line is true" I said.
"Let's see. Acha okay, Its late now. I should leave" she said.
"Yaah, you should" I said.
"Bye Siddharth" she waved her hands.
"Bye" I replied and she started her scooty.

"Hey listen, friends call me Sid" I said.
"Okay Sid" she smiled and left.
I should say that it's one of my best days. I have never been so happy since the past two months. My life has been no lesser than a hell. One wrong step and I am into a trap where I don't know what is going to happen with me.

'We have left something for you at your doorstep. Please collect and wear it when you go there' I received a text from them.
'Room no. 110, Decoasta hotel, Marine lines. At sharp 12. This is the address where you have to go' I received one more text.
'Okay' I replied and went upstairs to my flat.
All I did find is a black thick full cover face mask wrapped in a cover outside the flat door which I took inside.
Only thing I was doing is now panicking.

*
Genre - Erotic thriller, drama.
Episode 2 - Soon.
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#erotica #erotic #Love #Lovestory #nojoto #nojotostory #nojotoLove #nojotoenglish #nojotohindi #NojotoFilms #lust #pyaar #Dard #nojotopoems #story #kiss #Stories #poems

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"love sms status messages Tonight I sit, gazing at the skies Waiting for the stars, Shining from Mars Tonight I sit, watching like a spy And like an old wise, considering the times Tonight #NojotoQuote"

love sms status messages Tonight 
I sit, gazing at the skies
Waiting for the stars,
Shining from Mars
Tonight 
I sit, watching like a spy
And like an old wise,
considering the times
Tonight  #NojotoQuote

Tonight
#Tonight #starry_night_for_the_wise

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#ghazal #LinesByAghaShahidAli #EnglishRhythm #Inspired #BeautifulCreation #MughalPeriod

Where are you now? Who lies beneath your spell tonight?
Whom else from rapture’s road will you expel tonight?

Those “Fabrics of Cashmere—” “to make Me beautiful—”
“Trinket”— to gem– “Me to adorn– How– tell”— tonight?

I beg for haven: Prisons, let open your gates–
A refugee from Belief seeks a cell tonight.

God’s vintage loneliness has turned to vinegar–
All the archangels– their wings frozen– fell tonight.

Lord, cried out the idols, Don’t let us be broken
Only we can convert the infidel tonight.

Mughal ceilings, let your mirrored convexities
multiply me at once under your spell tonight.

He’s freed some fire from ice in pity for Heaven.
He’s left open– for God– the doors of Hell tonight.

In the heart’s veined temple, all statues have been smashed
No priest in saffron’s left to toll its knell tonight

God, limit these punishments, there’s still Judgment Day–
I’m a mere sinner, I’m no infidel tonight.

Executioners near the woman at the window.
Damn you, Elijah, I’ll bless Jezebel tonight.

The hunt is over, and I hear the Call to Prayer
fade into that of the wounded gazelle tonight.

My rivals for your love– you’ve invited them all?
This is mere insult, this is no farewell tonight.

And I, Shahid, only am escaped to tell thee–
God sobs in my arms. Call me Ishmaeltonight.

—Agha Shahid Ali

3 Love

"***But what if I die tonight?*** (Read caption below)"

***But what if I die tonight?***

(Read caption below)

***But what if I die tonight?***

(Read caption below)
***But what if I die tonight?***

She's not in a good mood today. To be fair, neither am I. Those little cute fights have turned ugly recently. I still love her, but today a little less than last night. Today I won't tell her how much she means to me. She'll have to wait for another night to hear that.

But what if I die tonight?

I hate my brother!
It's not as much of hate as it is intense dislike though. He takes my clothes, my bike and practically all my stuff without asking once. Why can't I have a loving sibling for once like normal people? Why does he have to be annoying as hell? Yes that's it. I'll never talk to him again. Atleast not until he apologizes for being a jerk all the time.

But what if I die tonight?

Mom just doesn't understand! Why do parents turn so clingy when you grow up? Like give me one day alone, all by myself. Get hold of the continuous bugging and worrying every single night. I'm not a kid anymore. I know who I am and what I want and it's high time she gets that. So no, I won't have dinner tonight. I won't stay at home and ask her if her headache is gone yet. Not tonight. No, not tonight.

But what if I die tonight?

The moon is a little brighter tonight. Probably because the sky is a little clearer than yesterday or maybe because I haven't looked up above in a long time. But there's no hurry, is there? I'll lay down and count the stars some other night. I have errands to run and the sky isn't going anywhere.

But what if I die tonight?

What's the point of writing all this down anyway? No one's going to read it. There's like one person who gives a shit. A single person, if I'm lucky, who'll stick my words like a bandage on their wounds, the same sized wounds that I have. One life at most, a little better, a little happier. And yes they can wait, for the world's not going to end tonight.

But what if I die tonight?

[© Amaan]

3 Love

"#2YearsOfNojoto SINCE I HAVE Found YOU I want you to hold me tonight I wanna touch you being your delight Of Being loved and knew that when you smiled At me leaving me totally blind With your rejoicing smile That takes away my beatings for a while I want you to hold me tonight And take me away from me being so bright Star of passion tonight My eyes search for none since I’ve found you Ah! darling the delight of love being loved I felt when I found you I want you to hold me tonight And take me away from me being so bright Star of passion tonight Put off the lights and light candles The silence sings to us in cuddles And the candles make bobbing dance We’ve got this great chance To have found each other forever Overcoming all hurdles ever I wanna make love to you tonight Let your tresses to fly freely tonight’ My eyes search for none since I’ve found you Honey let me be LOVE to love you I wanna shine through your eyes Hold me and feel the feelings that rise I want you to hold me tonight And take me away from me being so bright Star of passion tonight….. Written by: Narendra Rai All Rights Resefvd @ Narendra Rai 23-07-2019"

#2YearsOfNojoto SINCE I HAVE Found YOU
I want you to hold me tonight
I wanna touch you being your delight
Of Being loved and knew that when you smiled
At me leaving me totally blind
With your rejoicing smile
That takes away my beatings for a while
I want you to hold me tonight
And take me away from me being so bright
Star of passion  tonight

My eyes search for none since I’ve found you
Ah! darling the delight of love being loved
I felt when I found you
I want you to hold me tonight
And take me away from me being so bright
Star of passion tonight

Put off the lights and light candles 
The silence sings to us in cuddles
And the candles make bobbing dance
We’ve got this great chance
To have found each other forever
Overcoming all hurdles ever
I wanna make love to you tonight
Let your tresses to fly freely tonight’
My eyes search for none since I’ve found you
Honey let me be LOVE to love you
I wanna shine through your eyes
Hold me and feel the feelings that rise

I want you to hold me tonight
And take me away from me being so bright
Star of passion tonight…..

Written by: Narendra Rai
All Rights Resefvd @ Narendra Rai
23-07-2019

it's a song lyrics...

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3 Share

Episode 1 ❤️ (Read) 👇👇

DISCLAIMER :
This is just another fictional series by Shubham. The characters and the story is completely fictional.
*
7 pm, college canteen.

"Hey, I'm not coming. I have something to do this night. You guys can go for the party" I said.
"But Sid, we have completed our exams. Its time to party tonight" replied Rohan.
"I am not coming. Please you three carry on" i said.
"Even I am not coming guys. I have plans for tonight" replied Tanya.
"If you are not coming then even I can't come. My parents will allow only if you come Tanya" replied Sakshi.
"Rohan, see no one is coming. We can shift this plan na" I said.
"But guys, please? Okay. Fine" he said.

Rohan and Sakshi are my bestfriends since our school time. Both of them live in a same colony and they are dating eachother since a year. We all know each other very well except for Tanya. We know her only since a month. It was Rohan who invited her to join our group. But we couldn't make that kind of bond with her.

"My Mom have called me guys. Its 7 pm, its late. I should leave now" said Sakshi.
"Wait! I'll drop you" replied Rohan and blinked his left eye giving me a signal. I had told him that I have a crush on Tanya and so he is trying to make something happen today. She looks more beautiful today and I don't know why.
"Talk with her and tell me what happened tomorrow. Okay?" He tried to tease me.
"Shut up!" I replied. We all waved hands and they both left.
I had never talked with Tanya personally. We didn't even have exchange numbers. Whenever we all hangout she is someone who stays out of conversation; perhaps it's because she don't know us well. Something is really strange with her.
It was awkward standing next to her on a road full of traffic with empty words.

'Black shirt, black jeans and any watch but in black colour. And everything you wear should be in black colour. Even your undergarment. And yes, be there at 12 pm sharp. We will send you the address' I received a text.
"Okay, I'll do. But how much will I be paid?" I texted.

"So Siddharth, we should also leave" said Tanya. I didn't want her to leave now as I wanted to start a conversation.
"Ya" I said, instead of saying "Hey let's talk for sometime".
She took her scooty out of the college parking lot and started it. She waved her hands saying "bye" from a distance and left. I wanted to ask her so many things. I just wanted to know her.
"Bhaiya, Charni road chaloge?" I asked to a taxi driver, since I didn't have any vehicle.
"Nahi" the taxiwala replied and rushed away.
After two more rejections, I went to OLA app only to find the hike in rates.
Later few seconds, "Do you want me to drop you?" A girl in black tshirt yelled. I wonder why Tanya came back.
"Hey you back again?" I asked.
"Ya. I thought of dropping you so came back again. Come, get on" she yelled, as there were students who were making noise in the excitement of completion of exams. I walked to the scooty and got on to it. She accelerated and we moved forward.
"Where is your place?" She asked.
"Girgaon" I said.
"Okay" she said. I was both happy while feeling awkward to speak something as we haven't talked so much.
She speeded up and i got panic. Now I holded the back seat handle as she was accelerating even on speed bumps.
"I like speed. But don't worry, I won't let anything happen to you" she said.
"Haha! Its okay" I said, while I tried to calm down.
"By the way you can hold my waist rather than holding the handle. I won't judge you" she said, trying to break the awkwardness.
"Okay" I smiled and took my hands off and placed on her waist.
"That's better" she said while I was blushing from inside.
"What's your plan for tonight? You said you have got something to do" She asked.
And in seconds my blushing transformed into panicking. A fear of something which I was going to do for the first time. A trap which could make my life hell. It's something which I can tell no one. No one.
"Nothing much. A family night out" I said.
"Oh! But you stay alone in your flat right? Liar!" she said, meanwhile I prepared for a another false reply.
"I mean, ya. Okay. Just not feeling like going out tonight yaar. I would go and just sleep. These exam nights have spoiled my sleep" I tried to make up.
"Oh! Lol. Yes. Even I am going to sleep tonight" she said.
"Liar! Then why did you say us that you have plans for tonight?" I asked.
"I have the same reason as of yours. Been 8 days since I have got a good sleep Siddharth. I had planned that the day our exams will get over, I'll sleep for a whole day" she said and laughed.
"Haha! True" I accepted.
"Hey no, no. Take right" I directed as she was turning left.
"This building?" She asked.
"Yes" I said and she parked. I got off the scooty.
"Thankyou so much Tanya. It means a lot. Where is your place?" I asked.
"Welcome. I stay in colaba" she said.
"What! So now you have to go back again? You have to travel the same road again. I would have taken OLA if I knew that" I said.
"Hey chill Siddharth. It's okay. Kind of road trip" she said.
"Ya but still. Won't your parents ask you about it?" I asked.
"No. They are not at home. They went to kashmir for their 20th anniversary" she said.
"Wow! That's really nice. So you too home alone?" I asked.
"Yes, for 10 days" she smiled in a way.
"Hmm. But Thankyou so much. I never thought that you are so cool. Like you don't talk much" I said.
"Then you don't really know me Siddharth. Jo jaisa dikhta hai, waisa hota ni hai" she said.
"Haha! With time, I'll know you better. And that line is true" I said.
"Let's see. Acha okay, Its late now. I should leave" she said.
"Yaah, you should" I said.
"Bye Siddharth" she waved her hands.
"Bye" I replied and she started her scooty.

"Hey listen, friends call me Sid" I said.
"Okay Sid" she smiled and left.
I should say that it's one of my best days. I have never been so happy since the past two months. My life has been no lesser than a hell. One wrong step and I am into a trap where I don't know what is going to happen with me.

'We have left something for you at your doorstep. Please collect and wear it when you go there' I received a text from them.
'Room no. 110, Decoasta hotel, Marine lines. At sharp 12. This is the address where you have to go' I received one more text.
'Okay' I replied and went upstairs to my flat.
All I did find is a black thick full cover face mask wrapped in a cover outside the flat door which I took inside.
Only thing I was doing is now panicking.

*
Genre - Erotic thriller, drama.
Episode 2 - Soon.
.
.
#erotica #erotic #Love #Lovestory #nojoto #nojotostory #nojotoLove #nojotoenglish #nojotohindi #NojotoFilms #lust #pyaar #Dard #nojotopoems #story #kiss #Stories #poems

10 Love

"love sms status messages Tonight I sit, gazing at the skies Waiting for the stars, Shining from Mars Tonight I sit, watching like a spy And like an old wise, considering the times Tonight #NojotoQuote"

love sms status messages Tonight 
I sit, gazing at the skies
Waiting for the stars,
Shining from Mars
Tonight 
I sit, watching like a spy
And like an old wise,
considering the times
Tonight  #NojotoQuote

Tonight
#Tonight #starry_night_for_the_wise

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