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Short Story : Value of talent at nojoto

Scene 1

Raj was working in the office and suddenly required some date from Eshant who was on leave for some function , Raj called Eshant and requested to send him some work related email but Eshant was in hurry and mistakenly he end up sending his file where some of his beautiful poetries were written .
Scene 2

Raj opens up the whil and realized this not something he was looking for but as soon as he reads the first line of that word document which looks very interesting to him he reads the complete document where 4-5 amazing poetries of Eshant were written . Raj simply send this file to some of his colleagues every one gets shocked to know that Eshant is too good in poetry but they never realized this ever before .

Scene 3 : Eshant comes to the office next day , very first thing happens to eshant that raj calls him in his cabin , Eshant thought this would be something releted to work only ,

Raj : hey eshant how was your leaves
Eshant : Sir , Very good we enjoyed lot
Raj : Last night I asked you for some file can you check and tell me which one you sent because I thing you dint checked post sending it
Eshant : Yes sir I dint opened the laptop yet but I will check right now
Raj : No issues
Eshant : Oh shit , Sorry sir I sent you the wrong file I am realy sorry
Raj : Its good you sent me that and I am angry because why you never told any of us about this amazing talent you are having
Eshant : Sir I write it just as an hobby I am not the professional one
Raj : But why not
Eshant : Sir I tried uploaded some videos on YouTube but got not much recognition
Raj : You know whats the problem here , Its very simple on YouTube or to any other social media site you don’t have option to select what you want to see , it shows all random top going videos andyou’re your example if you post your video your title is something which you only know and until you are not putting the correct title on search bar you wont get the video
But just assume if you have option where whenever you go to the portal you can chose your interest and see the related work and best thing all the people you see there are new , what do you think what would happen ?
Eshant : Sir it will simply increase the followers because you will get to find the same interest people
Raj : Exacly that’s I am saying
Eshant : But sir there is no such platform
Raj : Who told ? have you heard about Nojoto ?
Eshant : No sir never
Raj : OO , even I dint but my friend introduce to me this amazing app and as you know I love photography and same it was just my hobby but now post uploading my photos there on Nojoto people started recognizing me I am getting appreciated for my work
Eshant : O really sir its amazing but sir you now days no one interested in poetry
Raj : No nothing like that the friend I am talking about also started from scratch but now he is a featured artist for Nojoto
Eshant : what’s featured artist sir ?
Raj : Eshant , Nojoto keeps organizing open mics for singer storytellers and writers where you can perform and there you are being watched by live audience and post that they even post videos on YouTube channel where the same interest people who all subscribed the channel will get to watch your videos and trust me if your content is good you will become famous within a short span of time and once you are famous you are now a featured artist of Nojoto and even if you are not featured you are still being watched by lot of people on app itself and It has a huge audience there
Eshant : Great sir thanks tell me what I need to do for all that ?
Raj : Nothing much just go to play store and download Nojoto app therefore you need a onetime signup after which you can start posting you work and can follow same interest people
Eshant : Ok sir I will that right now but I also have a friend who is talented but has no play store but he is on app store ?
Raj: No worries soon Nojoto will be available on app store too but till then he can visit their website www.nojoto.com

Today Eshant is featured artist of Nojoto who left his job and now doing lot of tours of storytelling and poetry

Talent never go unnoticed at Nojoto , Hope you now believe comment if you believe the same

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Game: Blue Whale - Be Aware
Any parent out there or anyone who knows of any kid playing an online game called Blue Whale, please get your kid off this game. 

It sends them 50 challenges and the last one is to commit suicide! 

Please share with your friends and family. 

"We counted 130 suicides in children that occurred in Russia from November 2015 to April 2016. Almost all of them were members of the same group on the Internet."

Complete List Of Blue Whale Challenges

1. Carve with a razor "f57" on your hand, send a photo to the curator.2. Wake up at 4.20 a.m. and watch psychedelic and scary videos that curator sends you.3. Cut your arm with a razor along your veins, but not too deep, only 3 cuts, send a photo to the curator.4. Draw a whale on a sheet of paper, send a photo to curator.5. If you are ready to "become a whale", carve "YES" on your leg. If not, cut yourself many times (punish yourself).6. Task with a cipher.7. Carve "f40" on your hand, send a photo to curator.8. Type "#i_am_whale" in your VKontakte status.9. You have to overcome your fear.10. Wake up at 4:20 a.m. and go to a roof (the higher the better)11. Carve a whale on your hand with a razor, send a photo to curator.12. Watch psychedelic and horror videos all day.13. Listen to music that "they" (curators) send you.14. Cut your lip.15. Poke your hand with a needle many times16. Do something painful to yourself, make yourself sick.17. Go to the highest roof you can find, stand on the edge for some time.18. Go to a bridge, stand on the edge.19. Climb up a crane or at least try to do it20. The curator checks if you are trustworthy.21. Have a talk "with a whale" (with another player like you or with a curator) in Skype.22. Go to a roof and sit on the edge with your legs dangling.23. Another task with a cipher.24. Secret task.25. Have a meeting with a "whale."26. The curator tells you the date of your death and you have to accept it.27. Wake up at 4:20 a.m. and go to rails (visit any railroad that you can find).28. Don't talk to anyone all day.29. Make a vow that "you're a whale."30-49. Everyday you wake up at 4:20am, watch horror videos, listen to music that "they" send you, make 1 cut on your body per day, talk "to a whale."50. Jump off a high building. Take your life.

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The best thing you can learn from Inception of 'Alphabet' by Larry Page

This is something best I've read in long time, so just wants to keep this piece in my collection.
Written by: James Altucher
========================I visited Google a few weeks ago and, after almost getting arrested, my mind was blown.
First, Claudia wandered into the garage where they were actually making or fixing the driverless cars. When they finally realized she was wandering around, security had to escort her out.

We got scared and we thought we were going to get in trouble or thrown out.

Then we met with a friend high up at Google and learned some of the things Google was working on.

Nothing was related to search. Everything was related to curing cancer (a bracelet that can make all the cancer cells in your body move towards the bracelet), automating everything (cars just one of those things), Wi-Fi everywhere (Project Loon) and solving other “billion person problems”.

A problem wasn’t considered worthy unless it could solve a problem for a billion people.

So now Alphabet is aligning itself towards this strategy: a holding company that owns and invests in other companies that can solve billion person problems.

It’s not divided up by money. It’s divided up by mission.

I want to do this in my personal life also.

Just analyzing Larry Page’s quotes from the past ten years is a guidebook for “billion person success” and for personal success.

Here Are Some Of His Quotes:
"If you’re changing the world, you’re working on important things. You’re excited to get up in the morning."

To have well-being in life you need three things:
A) a feeling of competence or growth.
B) good emotional relationships.
C) freedom of choice.

Being able to wake up excited in the morning is an outcome of well-being.

Feeling like every day you are working on a billion-person problem will give you those three aspects of well-being.

At the very least, when I wake up I try to remember to ask: Who can I help today?

Because I’m a superhero and this is my secret identity.

"Especially in technology, we need revolutionary change, not incremental change."

Too often we get stuck in “good enough”. If you build a business that supports your family and maybe provides for retirement then that is “good enough”.If you write a book that sells 1000 copies then that is “good enough.”You ever wonder why planes have gotten slower since 1965? The Dreamliner 787 is actually slower than the 747. That’s ok. It’s good enough to get people across the world and save on fuel costs.It’s only the people who push past the “good enough syndrome” that we hear about: Elon Musk building a space ship. Larry Page indexing all knowledge. Elizabeth Holmes potentially diagnosing all diseases with a pin prick.

Isaac Asimov wrote classic science fiction like “The Foundation Series” but it wasn’t good enough for him. He ended up writing 500 more books, writing more books than anyone in history.

Larry Page keeps pushing so that every day he wakes up knowing he’s going to go past “good enough” that day.

What does your “good enough” day look like. What’s one thing that moves you past that?

"My job as a leader is to make sure everybody in the company has great opportunities, and that they feel they’re having a meaningful impact and are contributing to the good of society."

Whenever I’ve managed companies and have had the small opportunity to be a leader I’ve judged my success on only one thing:

Does the employee at night go home and call his or her parents and say, “guess what I did today!”

I’m not sure this always worked. But I do think Larry Page lifts all his employees to try to be better versions of themselves, to try to surpass him, to try and change the world.

If each employee can say, “who did I help today” and have an answer, then that is a good leader.

Empowering others, empowers you.

"Lots of companies don’t succeed over time. What do they fundamentally do wrong? They usually miss the future."

The stock market is near all time highs. And yet every company in the original Dow Jones market index (except for GE) has gone out of business.

Even US Steel, which built every building in the country for an entire century, has gone bankrupt.

Never let the practical get in the way of the possible.

It’s practical to focus on what you can do right now.

But give yourself time in your life to wonder what is possible and to make even the slightest moves in that direction.

We’re at maybe 1% of what is possible. Despite the faster change, we’re still moving slow relative to the opportunities we have. I think a lot of that is because of the negativity… Every story I read is Google vs someone else. That’s boring. We should be focusing on building the things that don’t exist.

Sometimes I want to give up on whatever I’m working on. I’m not working on major billion person problems.

And sometimes I think I write too much about the same thing. Every day I try to think, “What new thing can I write today” and I actually get depressed when I can’t think of something totally new.

But I am working on things that I think can help people. And if you are out side of people’s comfort zones, if you are breaking the normal rules of society, people will try to pull you down.

Larry Page didn’t want to be defined by Google for his entire life. He wants to be defined by what he hasn’t yet done. What he might even be afraid to do.

I wonder what my life would be like if I started doing all the things I was afraid to do. If I started defining my life by all the things I have yet to do.

"Many leaders of big organizations, I think, don’t believe that change is possible. But if you look at history, things do change, and if your business is static, you’re likely to have issues."

Guess which company had the original patent that ultimately Larry Page derived his own patent (that created google) from?

Go ahead. Think a second. Guess.

An employee of this company created the patent and tried to get them to use it to catalog information on the web.

They refused.

So Robin Li, an employee of The Wall Street Journal, quit the newspaper of capitalism (who owned his patent), moved to China (a communist country), and created Baidu.

And Larry Page modified the patent, filed his own, and created Google.

And the Wall Street Journal got swallowed up by Rupert Murdoch and is dying a slow death.

"I think as technologists we should have some safe places where we can try out new things and figure out the effect on society."

A friend of mine is writing a novel but is afraid to publish it. “Maybe it will be bad,” he told me.

Fortunately we live in a world where experimentation is easy. You can make a 30 page novel, publish it on Amazon for nothing, use an assumed name, and test to see if people like it.

Heck, I’ve done it. And it was fun.

Mac Lethal is a rapper who has gotten over 200 million views on his YouTube videos. Even Ellen had him on her show to demonstrate his skills.

I asked him, “do you get nervous if one of your videos gets less views than others?”

He told me valuable advice: “Nobody remembers your bad stuff. They only remember your good stuff.”

I live by that.

"If we were motivated by money, we would have sold the company a long time ago and ended up on a beach."

Larry Page and Sergey Brin wanted to be academics. When they first patented Google, they tried to sell to Yahoo for $1 million (ONE MILLION DOLLARS).

When Yahoo laughed them out the door, they tried to sell to Excite for $750,000.

Excite laughed them out the door. Now an ex-employee of Google is the CEO of Yahoo. And the founder of Excite works at Google. Google dominates.

Money is a side effect of trying to help others. Trying to solve problems. Trying to move beyond the “good enough”.

So many people ask: “how do I get traffic?” That’s the wrong question.

If you ask every day, “How did I help people today?” then you will have more traffic and money than you could have imagined.

"Invention is not enough. Tesla invented the electric power we use, but he struggled to get it out to people. You have to combine both things: invention and innovation focus, plus the company that can commercialize things and get them to people."

Everyone quotes the iconic story of Thomas Edison “failing” 10,000 times to get the electric lightbulb working.

I put failing in quotes because he was doing what any scientist does. He does many experiments until one works.

But what he did that was truly remarkable was convince New York City a few weeks later to light up their downtown using his lights.

The first time ever a city was lit up at night with electricity.

That’s innovation. That’s how the entire world got lit up.

"If you say you want to automate cars and save people’s lives, the skills you need for that aren’t taught in any particular discipline. I know – I was interested in working on automating cars when I was a Ph.D. student in 1995."

Too often we get labeled by our degree and our job titles. Larry Page and Elon Musk were computer science majors. Now they build cars and space ships.

David Chang was a competitive golfer as a kid, majored in religious studies in college, and then had random gopher jobs in his 20s.

The gopher jobs all happened to be in restaurants so he became familiar with how the business was run.

Then he started probably the most popular restaurant in NYC, momofoku. A dozen or so restaurants later, he is one of the most successful restauranteurs in history.

Peter Thiel worked as a lawyer in one of the top law firms in NY. When he quit in order to become an entrepreneur, he told me that many of his colleagues came up to him and said, “I can’t believe you are escaping”.

Escaping the labels and titles and hopes that everyone else has for us is one of the first steps in Choosing Ourselves for the success we are meant to have.

We define our lives from our imagination and the things we create with our hands.

"It really matters whether people are working on generating clean energy or improving transportation or making the Internet work better and all those things. And small groups of people can have a really huge impact."

What I love about this quote is that he combines big problems with small groups.

A small group of people created Google. Not Procter & Gamble. Or AT&T.

Even at Apple, when Steve Jobs wanted to create the Macintosh, he moved his small group to a separate building so they wouldn’t get bogged down in the big corporate bureaucracy that Apple was becoming.

Ultimately, they fired him for being too far from the corporate message.

Years later, when Apple was failing, they brought him back. What did he do? He cut most of the products and put people into small groups to solve big problems.

Before his death he revolutionized the movie industry, the computer industry, the music industry, TVs, and now even watches (watch sales have plummeted after the release of the Apple Watch).

All of this from a guy who finished one semester of studying calligraphy in college before dropping out.

Studying the history of Apple is like studying a microcosm of the history of how to create big ideas. Larry Page is recreating this with his new corporate structure.

We don’t have as many managers as we should, but we would rather have too few than too many.

The 20th century was the century of middle-class corporatism. It even became a “law” called “The Peter Principle” – everyone rises to their level of incompetence.

One of the problems society is having now is that the entire middle layer of management is being demoted, outsourced, replaced by technology, and fired.

This is not a bad or a good thing (although it’s scary). But it’s a return to the role of masters and apprentices without bureaucracy and paperwork in the middle.

It’s how things get done. When ideas go from the head into action with few barriers in the middle.

To be a successful employee, you have to align your interests with those of the company, come up with ideas that further help the customers, and have the mandate to act on those ideas, whether they work or not.

That’s why the employee who wrote much of the code inside the Google search engine, Craig Silverstein, is now a billionaire.

Where is he now? He’s an employee at online education company, The Khan Academy.

If you ask an economist what’s driven economic growth, it’s been major advances in things that mattered – the mechanization of farming, mass manufacturing, things like that. The problem is, our society is not organized around doing that.

Google is now making advances in driverless cars, delivery drones, and other methods of automation.

Everyone gets worried that this will cost jobs. But just look at history. Cars didn’t ruin the horse industry. Everyone simply adjusted.

TV didn’t replace books. Everything adjusted. The VCR didn’t shut down movies.

The Internet didn’t replace face to face communication (well, the jury is still out).

"What is the one sentence summary of how you change the world? Always work hard on something uncomfortably exciting!"

Not everyone wants to create a driverless car. Or clean energy. Or solve a billion person problem.

But I have a list of things that are uncomfortably exciting to me.

They are small, stupid things. Like I’d like to write a novel. Or perform standup comedy. Or maybe start another business based on my ideas for helping people.

Every day I wake up a tiny bit afraid. But I also try to push myself a little closer in those directions. I know then that’s how I learn and grow.

Sometimes I push forward. Sometimes I don’t. I want to get more comfortable with being uncomfortable.

I do think there is an important artistic component in what we do. As a technology company I’ve tried to really stress that.

Nobody knows what the definition of Art is.

How about: something that doesn’t exist except in the imagination, that you then bring out into the real world that has some mix of entertainment, enlightenment, and betterment.

I don’t know. Something like that.

Certainly the iPad is a work of art. And the iPad has created works of art. And when I first saw a driverless car I thought, “that’s beautiful”.

I’m going to try and put my fingerprint on something today. And maybe it will be art.

The idea that everyone should slavishly work so they do something inefficiently so they keep their job – that just doesn’t make any sense to me. That can’t be the right answer.

We’ve been hypnotized into thinking that the “normal life” is a “working life”.

If you don’t “go to work” then you must be sick or on the tiny bit of vacation allotted to you each year.

What if everything you did you can inject a little bit of leisure, a little bit of fun into it.

I have fun writing, except when I think I have to meet a deadline (work). I have fun making a business that people actually use except when I think about money too much (work).

When you are at the crossroads and your heart loves one path and doesn’t love the other, forget about which path has the money and the work, take the path you love.

We want to build technology that everybody loves using, and that affects everyone. We want to create beautiful, intuitive services and technologies that are so incredibly useful that people use them twice a day. Like they use a toothbrush. There aren’t that many things people use twice a day.

What a great idea for a list of the day!

What are ten things that can be invented that people would use twice a day?

You need to invent things and you need to get them to people. You need to commercialize those inventions. Obviously, the best way we’ve come up with doing that is through companies.

I was speaking to Naveen Jain, who made his billions on an early search engine, InfoSpace.

He just started a company to mine rare earth minerals on the Moon.

But his real goal is extra-planetary colonization.

Somehow we got around to the question of why have a company in the middle of that. He has billions. He can just go straight for the colonization part.

He said, “Every idea has to be sustainable. Profitability is proof that an idea is sustainable.”

You may think using Google’s great, but I still think it’s terrible.

K. Anders Ericsson made famous the “10,000 hour rule” popularized later by Malcom Gladwell.

The rule is: if you practice WITH INTENT for 10,000 hours then you will be world-class.

He then wondered why typists would often reach a certain speed level and then never improve no matter how many hours.

After doing research, its because they forgot the “With intent” part. They were satisfied with “good enough”.

You have to constantly come up with new metrics to measure yourself, to compete against yourself, to better the last plateau you reached.

Google is great. But it can be better. Having this mindset always forces you to push beyond the comfort zone.

Once they changed the way typists viewed their skills (by recreating the feeling of “beginner’s mind”) the typists continued to get faster.

We have a mantra: don’t be evil, which is to do the best things we know how for our users, for our customers, for everyone. So I think if we were known for that, it would be a wonderful thing.

Many people argue whether or not Google has succeeded at this. That’s not the point.

The point is: Values before Money.

A business is a group of people with a goal to solve a problem. Values might be: we want to solve a problem, we want the customer to be happy, we want employees to feel like they have upward mobility, etc.

Once you lose your values, you’ll lost the money as well. This why family-run businesses often die by the third generation (“Shirt sleeves to shirt sleeves in three generations).

The values of the founder got diluted through his descendants until the company failed.

I think it is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition. In fact, there are so few people this crazy that I feel like I know them all by first name.

Our parents have our best interests at heart and tell us how to be good adults.

Our schools have our best interests.

Our friends, colleagues, sometimes our bosses, sometimes government, think they have our best interests.

But it’s only when everyone thinks you are crazy that you know you are going to create something that surprises everyone and really makes your own unique handprint on the world.

And because you went out of the comfort zone, you’re only competing against the few other people as crazy as you are.

You know what it’s like to wake up in the middle of the night with a vivid dream? And you know that if you don’t have a pencil and pad by the bed, it will be completely gone by the next morning. Sometimes it’s important to wake up and stop dreaming. When a really great dream shows up, grab it.

For every article I’ve ever written, there’s at least ten more I left behind in the middle of the night thinking I would remember in the morning.

I have to beat myself in the head. I . Will. Not. Remember….Must. Write. Down.

It’s hard to wake up. And that’s the only thing worth remembering. It’s hard to wake up.

I have always believed that technology should do the hard work – discovery, organization, communication – so users can do what makes them happiest: living and loving, not messing with annoying computers! That means making our products work together seamlessly.

This is a deep question – who are you? If you have a mechanical hand, is that “you”?

Conversely, if you lose a hand, did you lose a part of you. Are you no longer a complete person? The complete you?

If an implant is put into your brain to access Google, does that effect who you view your self to be?

When books were invented, memory suffered. We no longer had to remember as much, because we can look things up.

Does that make our brains less human?

I bet memory has suffered with the rise of Google. Does this mean our consciousness has suffered?

When we created fire, we outsourced part of our digestion to this new invention. Did this make our stomachs less human?

With technology taking care of the basic tasks of our brain and body, it allows us to achieve things we couldn’t previously dream possible.

It allows us to learn and explore and to create past the current comfort zone. It allows us to find the happiness, freedom, and well-being we deserve.

Over time, our emerging high-usage products will likely generate significant new revenue streams for Google as well as for our partners, just as search does today.

This is it. This is why Larry Page has re-oriented Google into Alphabet.

Don’t waste your most productive energies solving a problem that now only has incremental improvements.

Re-focus the best energies on solving harder and harder problems.

Always keeping the value of “how can I help a billion people” will keep Google from becoming a Borders bookstore (which went out of business after outsourcing all of their sales to Amazon).

How does this apply to the personal?

Instead of being a cog in the machine for some corporation, come up with ways to automate greater abundance.

Always understand that coming up with multiple ways to help people is ultimately the way to create the biggest impact.

Impact then creates health, friendship, competence, abundance, and freedom.

But this is also why he created Alphabet and put Google underneath it.

To save the world. To save me.

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Original article appeared here: http://inc42.com/buzz/20-things-ive-learned-from-l..

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Now watch all the Latest Open Mic Videos first on Nojoto Events.

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Nature best Quotes Woh summer vacations.. woh holidays ki khushi n phir mama k ghr jna.
Mama ka ghar- Yha ek peaceful sa environment tha, chota sa gaon aur woh hariyaali k pyaare nazare.
Woh Dance rehearsals before any wedding, woh choreographer hamari jisse hum chor- eo- grapher bulaate the, pta ha kyu as she used to copy some steps from dance videos.

Ab mama ka ghar woh peaceful ghar na rha, ab woh chota sa gaon chota na rha... Development bdi hui ha sayad development ne peace bhi cease kr li ha
Ya phir ab woh hamara bchpana hi kho gya.. jo har choti si cheez mein khushiyaan doondh liya karta tha...
You know now we are grown ups.. we are supposed to behave that way... Bs ek sawal, is this what maturity really is??....
Kuch kaho toh chup kra diya jta ha ye keh kr ki..
 "Log kya kahenge" aur ye bhi "Ldki ho, you aren't supposed to behave this way" ... Development mein gaon sehar bn gya, par log wahi k wahi

Woh summer vacations.. woh holidays ki khushi n phir mama k ghr jna.
Mama ka ghar- Yha ek peaceful sa environment tha, chota sa gaon aur woh hariyaali k pyaare nazare.
Woh Dance rehearsals before any wedding, woh choreographer hamari jisse hum chor- eo- grapher bulaate the, pta ha kyu as she used to copy some steps from dance videos.

Ab mama ka ghar woh peaceful ghar na rha, ab woh chota sa gaon chota na rha... Development bdi hui ha sayad development ne peace bhi cease kr li ha
Ya phir ab woh hamara bchpana hi kho gya.. jo har choti si cheez mein khushiyaan doondh liya karta tha...
You know now we are grown ups.. we are supposed to behave that way... Bs ek sawal, is this what maturity really is??....
Kuch kaho toh chup kra diya jta ha ye keh kr ki..
"Log kya kahenge" aur ye bhi "Ldki ho, you aren't supposed to behave this way" ... Development mein gaon sehar bn gya, par log wahi k wahi

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