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How Cricket can be even cooler sports than what it is now? What are the some of innovative ideas?

Look one can have plenty of cool ideas about Cricket, will ICC listen? Will every board members agree to that? The major power player is BCCI, now in country like ours where we don't like change, even ideas like T10Is for only Olympic games also get sidetracked. People of India are also not really comfortable with any change. One needs to push it to them, remember first T20I WC in SA, well before that tournament, BCCI wasn't ready to play by saying T20I was a joke, Indian people also kind of went with that as they follow most often our former cricketer say, fortunately BCCI voted out in the meeting, and rest is history. Now look at Indian public's craze with T20Is. Because Indian people most often don't know what they want. Ask most Indian about T10Is only for Olympic as even 3 hr of T20Is are long for Olympic, they will say they hate the ideas. They said same thing about T20Is as well. Actually the problems with Cricket are tradition and nostalgia and it's clash with this modern world. At certain points of time ICC and BCCI need to choose between keeping the old fans satisfied or creating completely new age fan base who weren't interested in cricket before by creating new version of Cricket which more interesting and eye catching than before for even those who doesn't have any ideas about Cricket before.

I mean look at old test cricket loving crowds in Australia and England. What will happen after 10 years from now, when most of them will be dead?

No one knows answer to this question.

First of all, if you look at world sports, glamour sells and it sells well in sports.

I mean anyone can see woman's tennis obvious popularity now, and it's sheer level of competitiveness, but is it always like this?

A big no

Glamour started to bring attention and money in the sports and then gradually women's tennis competitiveness hit the roof.

Some things similar could be done for women's Cricket. Conservative ideas won't help anyone here.

There should be a group in ICC whose prime job is to research on Cricket and build some new ideas to make it more interesting and innovative and exciting for the new crowds, they should research on Cricket to bring new kind of thinking to change the game forever, they should research why particular group of people in particular part of the world like particular game, what is the thinking behind that kind of mentality, how they could be interested in cricket, what general Cricket fans are thinking about the game, what they want, how they want game to change, maybe they should learn from other sports- what is working for other sports, bring that into Cricket etc etc etc etc etc etc

For test cricket:

Cricket specially test cricket is based on certain factors like patience etc where percentage of that happening from people are very low. Let's add to that 5 day long test cricket in today's day and age . And you get ignorance and ridiculing from people and even from those test playing nations. Test cricket lover always say that test cricket is like those traditional setar music whereas T20Is are more like hip hop.

But is it really???

Or is it more complex than that?

See people are very participatory nature in their core even though the whole concept of test cricket will drive away most people these days and that should be expected not to be surprised about but people end of days like to see their team is playing and participating and competing and competing hard even if the level of cricket is not exactly up to mark to the purist test cricket lovers.

What exactly my point here?

It's very simple.

Former cricketer always talk about balance between bat and ball , yet they never do anything about it pushing convention wisdom AKA with innovative thought process.

What is exactly going on now in limited over's cricket?

There's some invisible structure where 40% of matches are played on extremely flat surface and rest of 60% matches played on three types pitches - slow(20%), turning(20%), seaming(20%).

But in test cricket it is extremely opposite such as bowling favoured pitch since the perception is that limited over's cricket is only played on flat surface therefore test cricket should be played on bowling favoured pitch otherwise bowlers will disappear.

But it just different tone from the past era when test cricket was played on flat surface otherwise it is very same. It just two sides of a same coin.

While it is very hard to make test cricket viewers friendly in today's day and age. But one can try and do by pushing the conventional wisdom.

How is that possible?

Well first of all stop trying to pretend that test cricket is a simple game.

It is not. It is the most complex game in the world.

So rather than trying to be something that test cricket is not , I say test cricket should hold on to it's best attributes that it is a complex game therefore innovate rules from that point of view to make this game more multi dimensional and contest worthy in every single matches.

It should not matter which team is playing against which team.

Since pitch is such a big deal in test cricket , let's make rules based on according to every kind of pitch that a cricket game can offer.

This should be the job for match referee since most of the time they are not super busy in Cricket game. They should handle this complex responsibility of cricket rules with accordance to cricket pitch to bring out it's multi dimensional nature.

Situation no 1>

If the pitch is absolutely flat and nothing is happening allow the bowlers to push the envelope of conventional wisdom of cricket rules. Allow ball tampering to an certain extent to reverse swing the ball both ways and allow Spinners to bowl with illegal action to bring different varieties like dusra etc to cause problems for the batsman in a bowlers graveyard. There are lots of theory and calculation out there today which wasn't earlier to predict the pitch better than ever before so this should not be that hard for match referees.

Situation no 2>

If pitch is too slow and nothing is happening. Allow the bowlers to do exactly like in situation 1 but also make sure the boundary limit is ridiculously small(extremely small) to give a ‘kick start' advantage to test batsman to play more attacking cricket since most of them are devoid of great stroke making ability to suit the test cricket.

Situation no 3>

If pitch is seaming like in England or South Africa or in New Zealand, allow the boundary limit just like in situation 2 to favour the batsman to play more attacking cricket.

Situation no 4>

If pitch is turning like in Indian subcontinent, allow the boundary limit just like in situation 2&3 to favour the batsman to play more attacking cricket.

This will almost make sure that the percentage of draw become almost non existent.

This is a creative idea which you have the option to disagree with but remember something is always better than nothing and this will also make sure small teams to come into the game big way in test cricket and everyone, I mean everyone will have their opportunity to eat the pie and that of course include big teams.

But is it going to make test cricket very popular?

I don't think so.

Is it going to make better test cricket for everyone , I mean not just the big teams but even for the small teams- I believe so.

What do you think?

For ODIs :

What exactly do we want from ODIs, we want to see two teams are contesting hard inspite of their unequal power of strength as it should not matter which team is playing against which team. I have a solution for this, but a warning it will sound complicated so read carefully, truth is if you want to make Cricket matches one sided contest free then we don't have much options but the complicated ways as Cricket is designed to be one sided.

In ODIs a bowler's limitation is 10 overs, but there are circumstances when bowler is bowling superbly but in rest of the bowling line up, few are okay and few are having a off day. To counter this situation, one option is that best bowler from that day can bowl upto 20 overs or in another option two of the best from the rest can bowl 15 overs each and rest can bowl either remaining 30 overs or 20 overs with 10 overs limit respectively or as another option go back to traditional five bowlers 10 over max rule. The bowling captain needs to decide and let umpire know after the chosen bowler or bowlers finished their first 6 overs. When one team goes to bat they should have the option of having two batsman from the reserve bench replacing any two bowlers from playing XI, when they go to bowl everything will be the way it was before. In a similar bowling team will also have the option to choose two bowlers from reserve bench replacing two batsman and when the bowling team will go to bat things will be the way they were before. Four bouncers in a over should be another nice option. When a team is all out they should have the option of playing their XI again but with each batsman coming to bat, there will be 60 runs penalty cut off from the total and this will be considered 2nd innings of that particular batsman in that match (Only for the batting team as this will farther complicate it for the bowling stats, so bowlers don't need any second innings)[Remember this second innings options can be used any situation not just when team is all out, for example suppose Virat Kohli has got out early with this rule he can bat again anytime but with 60 runs extra to the total as it has been cut off from the total as penalty for using the second innings options, yeah now it sounds very interesting], stats and average will be working according to that. This new rule will make sure both team & comparatively weaker team stay in the match and it will be multiplying their strength there by reducing the percentage of one sided contest. Because ODIs go on for long time therefore one sided contest is killing it. I believe this is the best cure at the moment.

See the idea is very simple, let's have one team whose strength is 100 and another team whose strength is 10 and you will know that who is going to win even before the match and with above mentioned ideas both team's strength will be multiplied at least hundred times which means even though the stronger team will win most occasions but game will be very close contested therefore one dimensional nature free. This is what people are looking for from ODIs and Cricket.

So How do you like this idea which you have the option to disagree with but remember something is better than nothing and it just a creative thought end of the days. You can add if you have something.
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FLAT OUT CURSED

A GAME/BOOK HYBRID.

CHAPTER 1:

Little Nightmares

7:00AM. Nothing can be heard except the ticking of the town’s clock. While you could admire the beauty of the morning sun or the amazing and calm view of Fighter’s Street, the one thing that stands out is the silence.

We should enjoy it while it lasts…









Ah yes, truly beautiful, but our story here, is far from silent and calm; it’s a mouthful actually.

You could even say that this story is flat out cursed…

7:13 AM. Still silence, but at 7:15 the first few people are waking up.

When the town clock reached 7:15AM the clock began to ring.

DRIIIIIIIIIIING

Let’s pay attention to this one person, mumbling something upon hearing the loud ringing.

The clock rings louder.

DRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!

The person is mumbling louder and pulls on their bedsheets.

The clock rings one final time, the loudest way possible.

DRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING! WAKE UP YOU BUNDLE OF INCAPABLES!

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!” the person in the bed, pulls out his bedsheets completely and throws them onto the wall.

“GOD DAMN IT!”

Another sleepless night for this person. Having the same nightmare again and again, day and night. This person is 16-year-old John Katherin, emerging from the pits of insomnia.

“Happy Birthday to me… Let’s try to make this day as… acceptable as possible.”

TASK: FIND YOUR CLOTHES.

TIP: SEARCH IN YOUR CLOSET.

John walks up to the window. You can see a giant wall blocking the view from the window. The wall has a giant campaign poster glued onto it. Some glue still drips from it.

John walks up to his bedside cabinet. He checks inside.

You found the dusty toothbrush.

John walks up to his closet. He checks inside.

You found the Shabby Outfit.

TASK: PUT ON YOUR CLOTHES.

TIP: GO INTO YOUR STATUS MENU AND SELECT THE ARMOR TAB.

You check the Shabby Shirt.

Shabby Shirt: DEF -1

This shirt, like many things, used to be better.

You check the Shabby Pants

Shabby Pants: DEF 0

These pants aren’t actually that shabby. At least they don’t sink your defense.

You check the Shabby Socks

Shabby Socks: DEF 1

-1+0+1= 0

John’s stomach rumbles.

“Ugh…Should probably go get something to eat. Am i still broke?”

TASK: CHECK YOUR WALLET.

John checks his wallet.

“5G?! Wow, I’m not broke anymore.

Let’s go to the bakery then!”

TASK: GO OUTSIDE.

TIP: THERE’S A DOOR IN YOUR ROOM, YOU KNOW?

John leaves his apartment.

You can see the mildly beautiful view of Fighter’s Street.

It seems like an adventure is going to unfold.

An adventure about a croissant, entering your mouth, being chewed into little bits and being swallowed to finally reach your stomach.

This adventure begins now.

TASK: GO INTO THE BAKERY.

TIP: LOOK IN FRONT OF YOU.

Nobody’s in sight, strange since the chiming of the clock was as loud as the honking of cars on a highway.

John enters the bakery, and goes to the cashier.

“Hello Ms. Boulang.”

“Hey, John. What do you wanna buy?”

“A croissant, please.”

“Hot or cold?”

“Cold.”

“Alright.”

She pulls out a croissant from a refrigerator and uses a hair dryer to heat it.

“So how’s your day so far?”

“Pretty bad. Didn’t really sleep last night. Having the nightmare about you know what.”

“Ugh…This was 5 years ago, John. Forget about it.”

“You’re right…”

“Did you get a job?”

“No… I’m pretty sure you knew that already.”

“John, you can’t keep living like that. If you don’t get a job soon, you’ll probably be evicted from your apartment. How did you even still not get evicted?”

“I threw an egg on the landlord’s house and told him that it was a winged bear with throwing egg super powers. He’s scared of three things: Wings, Bears and Eggs. I told him that i’ll keep it away from him, if i can stay in the apartment without paying for at least one year.”

“You know the year is almost over, right?”

“…Yeah. Well, if i’m lucky i can find a flying bear with egg throwing abilities and keep it as a pet.”

“You can’t keep living like that, you know?”

“Yes, i can.”

She finished heating up the croissant.

“Here you go. 2,50G please.”

“Here you go.”

John puts 2,50 G on the counter.

“Wait, isn’t it your birthday today?”

“…No.”

“Alright. Bye John!”

“Bye Ms. Boulang.”

As John was about to leave he saw a man, or more of a shady figure. He ignored him at first but noticed that he had a weapon on him. A gun to be precise. He wanted to sneak up behind him and maybe hit him with one of his shoes, but he knew this was too risky. What if this guy is part of this town’s mob? Turf wars have been happening left and right here on Fighter’s Street. You wouldn’t want to get mixed up in all of that.

John left the bakery and went back to his house.

The man in the bakery pulls out the gun on Ms. Boulang, he also pulls out a bag.

“I want the money in here, please.”

As he said that you can hear the sound of a window breaking.

“What was that?”

You can hear a splotch on the ground.

Finally, a creature with a head floating above its body jumps through the window of the bakery.

“I’m not paying the repair bills.”

“HUH?!” reacted the shady one and Ms. Boulang.

“Yes, i know. My pants are pretty shabby, but hey, at least it gives them a unique look right?

Anyway, i heard from Santa that a naughty boy with a pew pew machine was going into a bakery to rob someone. Wow, what kind of idiot robs a bakery for money? You rob one for the food, ya idiot!”

“WHO ARE YOU?!” asked the shady one.

“I’m called by a lot of names, but i won’t waste time like that Spider hero in this one movie.

I’ll just have you know my name through violence.”

The creature pulls out a stick from his bulky hat and slaps the shady figure with it.

“SLAPSTICK! GET IT?! IT’S FUNNY! HAHAHAHAHAHA!”

His laugh becomes physical and starts to hit the shady person.

“ENOUGH FROM THIS CLOWN!”

The shady figure shoots with his gun at Slapstick, but the bullet just bounces off and hits the shady figure’s shoe.

“Get a HOLE of this.”

Slapstick pulls out a hole from his hat and places it under the shady robber.

The shady robber falls into the hole and it seems that he can’t escape the hole.

“You fool!”

“Oh, did you look into a mirror?”

“YOU FOOL! I KNEW YOU WOULD COME!”

“It’s my job after all!”

“QUIET!”

The shady figure transforms himself into an alien.

“Wow, this is pretty random.”

The Alien rises from the hole using a jetpack.

“MUAHAHAHA! I am Count Dred Blek! Conqueror of planets, master strategist and-”

“Wait, let me guess. Cliché villain with a giant army of incompetents backing him up?”

“……QUIET! I have been searching for this mask for years and you clown are wearing it right now! GIVE IT TO ME AND I MAY MAKE YOU MY RIGHT-HAND MAN!”

(You could choose now, but since this is the good boy route, we’ll just do that you won’t accept the offer.)

“NEVAH!”

“Then die!”

“This is the most cliché thing to say, ar- are you sure you’re not a cliché super villain.”

“SHUT UP! BLEK MINIONS, ATTACK HIM!”

“You literally called them Blek Minions?

Well, time for a real wallop.

FIGHT BEGINS! *DRING DRING*

*Press Z on the blocks to do stuff.

(Now i’m just assuming what you would do)

*Attack -> Special -> Headball.

*Press Z repeatedly to dribble.

*Your head bounces of the walls it hurts the enemies but will hurt you too, dodge it!

*Dodges*

*EXCELLENT!

Enemies: LONG LIVE THE GUY WHO PAYS US!

The enemies form a pyramid and throw their lances at you.

DODGE!

*GOOD

Attack -> Normal -> Hammer

*Keep your finger pressed on Normal -> Punch

You approach the enemies to punch them. Press Z repeatedly to fill up the Punch Gauge.

*Perfect!

YOU WON!

You got 10 Star Points and a Lance.

“Wow, your troops are useless.”

“SILENCE! You will give me this mask at once!!!!!1111!!!”

“No.”

“Then I’m gonna force you to give it to me. Uhm… If you don’t give it to me, i’ll uhm… DESTROY an… uhm… I’M GONNA DESTROY A BAKERY!

“You wouldn’t dare!”

“Oh yes i would.”

“I’ll make you eat those words!”

Slapstick throws a hammer at Dred Blek.

Dred Blek catches the hammer and throws it at Slapstick.

This causes the mask to break off Slapstick’s face.

Slapstick transforms into a human.

The human covers his face with a shabby piece of cloth.

“You-YOU-YOOUUUUUU! YOU IDIOT! YOU BROKE THE MASK!

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?!”

“Heheh, that you won’t be able to have superpowers anymore?”

“NO! I HAVE TO COLLECT THE POWERS OF THIS MASK ACROSS MULTIPLE UNIVERSES YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHI-”

“Hey, why not tell me about your evil plan if I’m going to die anyway?”

“Oh, uhm… OF COURSE.

Well…”

As Dred Blek explains his evil plan which is as cliché as himself, the human, still covering his face with cloth escapes with a piece of his mask.

Dred Blek notices and goes away using some sort of teleportation device.

The human goes back to his apartment, and lays himself on his bed, throwing the piece of cloth away, since he doesn’t have to hide his identity anymore, even if going into your apartment kinda reveals your identity, but every story has a plot hole, right?

“Ugh…my days as Slapstick are gone, now. Well, it was fun while it lasted.”

This human reveals himself to be John Katherin.

Yes, big plot twist, I know.

“Welp, seems like i’ve got no more friends… I can die a normal person knowing i did something good once. Time to get a job, go back to studying and-”

Suddenly, his eyes go from brown to green.

John hears a voice inside his head.

“YOU IDIOT! Haven’t you heard what cliché supervillain Number 89 said? We could go across different universes to get the powers back!”

“Ugh…Are YOU an idiot? What did you say? “ACROSS UNIVERSES” ARE YOU BRAINDEAD?! I’M A HUMAN WITH NO POWERS! I’m weak!”

“Ugh… Listen, i don’t want to say emotional shit, but in the 5 years i knew you, I know one thing, you’re hopeful. So why lose hope now? Universes? That’s no big deal, y’know? You captured the baddest baddies in Fighter’s Street, getting pieces of a mask won’t be a big deal.”

“Me? Doing that? That was you. I didn’t do anything.”

“You know that you had most of the control, right? I only say the one-liners, cause you’re bad at it.”

“Now tell me, what do we do go across universes? Should i go find a portal in Fighter’s Street and jump into it without knowing where to go? Should i do that?”

“Yes.”

“…Ok, i’ll do it. But not for me, for you. Promise that if i find the powers again, you’ll leave me alone completely, ok? I’m gonna throw you back into the sea of nightmares I found you and i’ll never have to think about you again, ok?”

“…Alright.”

“Let’s do this.”

END OF CHAPTER 1-

“Slapstick, wait.”

“You just broke the fourth wall, that’s my job.”

“Yes, but what happened to Ms. Boulang?”

“What about her?”

“You know that the fight we had happened in the bakery, right? What happened to her?”

“Let’s say she died and that’s one of your motivations too.”

“…No. Let’s just say that the writer was lazy.”

“Mm…I would love to, but I’m not allowed to annoy the writer until Chapter 2.”

“Let’s say that you saved her and put her somewhere where she’s safe.”

“Let’s do that.”

“You know this sounds simillar to the thing you said at the first end of Chapter 1, right?”

“Oh, shut up.”

REAL END OF CHAPTER 1

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How would the new Joker movie be if it was done by Christopher Nolan in place of Todd Phillips?

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Very good question :D

Let's get into then.

I am becoming Christopher Nolan :D

New movie will be named- “JOKER : AFTER THE DARK KNIGHT”

BHAAAAANG!!

Two police took one man and kicked him into the cell.

He shouted with pain, “Ahhhh! Bastards!!!! I have rights too”

Suddenly, he heard a laughing noise from a nearby cell, “Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha”

He said, “Who it is? STOP IT, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. STOP IT”

“Good doctor, I presume or should I say bad……. Scarecrow!!! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha”

Scarecrow: “You are Joker, aren't you?”

Joker: “We finally meet then. Ha, ha, ha, ha”

Scarecrow: “Do you know what has happened outside?”

Joker: “No. I don't care. Ha, ha, ha, ha”

Scarecrow: “Stop acting so insane all the time and listen Batman is dead”

Joker: “WHAT?!!!!!!????? CANNOT BE. ONLY I WILL KILL HIM”

Scarecrow: “Yeah, sorry to disappoint you, Buddy, but I was working for some very powerful people and they managed to inflict a far more damage to the city than you could ever possibly imagine and along with Batman”

Joker: “No, no, no, no, no”

Crying sounds was coming from other cell

Scarecrow: “Buddy, don't cry, I am sure we can find something…….”

Suddenly, sounds stopped

Absolute silence

And then, “Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha”

Scarecrow: “STOP IT. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. STOP IT. GUARDS TAKE ME AWAY. I CAN TAKE IT ANYMORE. I WILL GO CRAZY”

Meanwhile in Gotham City-

In Wayne mansion-

Lucius Fox: “What did you say your name?”

Robin: “John Blake, I prefer to call myself, Robin”

Lucius Fox: “Do you know everything?”

Robin: “Yes. This is the message Bruce Wayne gave me”

Lucius Fox: “Oh! Are you sure that you want to do this specially after seeing the outcome Bruce Wayne had to endure. Look at him in the end loosing everything in the process even his life”

Robin: “ Batman can be anyone, it is a sign to protect the City so Bruce Wayne may have died but Batman didn't and neither did his legacy. It was Bruce's wish that I took the mantle so I have to respect that and crime isn't slowing down either in Gotham City”

Lucius Fox: “You need training though. If Bruce Wayne was alive then he would have trained you but since he isn't, I know someone who can”

Robin: “Who is it?”

Lucius Fox: “He is known as Richard Dragon. He is the best MMA fighter in this planet. He is a friend”

Robin: “Let's do it then what are we waiting for?”

Couple of days later-

Richard: “Did you ever fight professionally?”

Robin: “Nope. Just in the neighborhood. I grew up in the tough neighborhood”

Richard: “Are you interested in octagon? Because whatever I saw from you till now is very impressive. Believe me I don't ever say that. I have some old contact there”

Robin: “Thanks. But I am not interested”

Suddenly, there's some angry noise

Richard ran away towards the source

Robin followed him.

Two police captured one kid but the kid was fighting back and giving his everything.

Richard: “Wait! Guys, I know this kid. He trains under me. What happened?”

Police: “This is a very troubled kid. That jewelry storekeeper informed us that he was stealing from them”

Richard: “Okay, take it easy, guys, he is just a kid. Let me handle it”

Police: “Mr Richard, you are a good man, we are big fan of you so we are trusting your word on this kid but that kid is anything but trouble. This is not even his first time. We are letting him go because of you, Mr Richard. Watch out. I wouldn't trust that kid”

Richard: “Thanks, guys, I have got it from here”

Robin: “What's the story with him?

Richard: “Someone from mob killed his parents and left him to rot for himself. I found him and trying to teach the good stuff. But clearly it's not working. I wish if he could identify with someone. A role model”

Robin: “Let me try”

“So you are good at causing chaos, what are the things you good at?”

Boy: “Who are you?”

Robin: “My name is Dick Grayson and I understand what is going on with you. I know you are angry all the time and you have this rage inside you and it's trying to come out and trying to destroy everything”

Boy: “Really, you can tell. How?”

Robin: “I know what it's like to grow up in a rough neighborhood without any parents”

Boy: “Your parents were also killed?”

Robin: “Nope. I was never that lucky to begin with. I never knew my parents. What is your name by the way?”

Boy said with a smile, “Jason Todd. And who are you?”

Robin: “Dick Grayson is my current name. Don't tell anyone”

Jason said with a smile, “I won't”

In the meanwhile in Arkham Asylum-

Alarm bells are ringing.

Ring, ring……

“What happened?”

“Someone is killed by the Joker”

“And one guard's uniform is missing and along with Joker”

Commissioner Gordon came and investigated.

Suddenly, his mobile phone was ringing.

Commissioner Gordon annoyingly said, “Who is calling me now in this busy hour"

And he heard a laughing noise in other side

“Ha, ha, ha,………..”

Commissioner Gordon: “Joker”

Joker: “Commissioner Gordon. My favourite commissioner. Oh! I missed you so much. Ha, ha, ha”

Commissioner Gordon: “What do you want? We will catch you soon”

Joker: “I have no doubt about that. Ha, ha. Ha. I just want to know where is Batman?”

Commissioner Gordon: “I don't have time for this. Batman is dead”

Joker: “No. He isn't. Ha. Ha, ha. Ha”

Commissioner Gordon: “Stop this insanity Joker and give yourself up”

Joker: “Oh! My dear commissioner. Not so easily. Tell Batman that I am coming for him and you also as you didn't help me. Ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha”

Connection got disconnected

Commissioner Gordon said, “Did you find the link?”

Police: “Yes”

Commissioner Gordon: “Okay, Joker. We have got you now. No more asylum. This time I will make sure that you will never ever see the daylight again”

Police: “Commissioner. Commissioner”

Commissioner Gordon: “What is it?”

Police: “Commissioner, it's coming from your house”

Commissioner Gordon: “WHAT? Oh! No! My daughter. Barbara”

When he reached his house.

He saw a card of Joker with a lot of ‘Ha, ha, ha' written on it. And Barbara was missing.

He heard a laughing noise and he ran towards the sound and found his wife's face was damaged but she was laughing constantly.

Commissioner Gordon said with tremendous shock, “OH! MY DEAR! WHAT DID THAT MONSTER DO WITH YOU?”

Later in Gotham morgue-

“Sorry, commissioner but we didn't have any drug for her. She was dead even before we tried to do something. I am very sorry”

Commissioner Gordon: “No. You did your job. This is my fault. I should have been more careful since Batman is gone. I can't even imagine what Joker is doing with her. Oh! My God! I can't think”

“Again I am very sorry. But commissioner, we analysed the drug we found from your wife's blood. It's some kind of gas mixed with scarecrow's fear gas”

Commissioner Gordon: “Scarecrow. I should have known”

Commissioner Gordon was beating the hell out of Scarecrow and asked, “Where is Joker? What he will do with Barbara. Tell me or I will kill you”

Scarecrow said with tremendous pain, “Believe me I don't know anything. He was making me crazy. I asked him to stop. He said that he wanted to know my fear gas formula. I told him. That's what I know. Believe me that's the only thing I know. I am scared of Joker too. I don't want to be anywhere near to him. Believe me I don't know anything beyond this”

Suddenly a police officer came and said, “Commissioner, there's some message from Joker”

He turned on the TV and it seemed Joker hijacked one major Gotham news station and killing people for fun and laughing and saying, “Batman, batty, batty, batty, my favourite knight, come out and play. We all know that you aren't dead. Batty, batty, batty, come out and play or I will kill one by one” in saying this he shot down the news anchor and presenter and was laughing laudly, “Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha”

Commissioner Gordon said, “Everyone let's go immediately, with our full force let's gherao the whole building”

Robin saw everything

Lucius Fox said, “You aren't properly trained yet for this”

Robin: “Look what Joker is doing. Batman should have killed him in the first time”

Lucius Fox: “Remember, Batman didn't want to do that because that's exactly what Joker wanted”

Robin: “And look at him now”

When Robin entered the newsroom, he saw everyone was laughing laudly and every one of their face was damaged.

Suddenly, he was gassed from the behind by Joker and said, “Hmmm, another Batman wannabe. Ha. Ha, ha, ha”

Robin jumped on Joker and kicked his mouth and two of his teeth were broken. Blood was coming out from Joker's mouths but still he was laughing and saying, “Ha. Ha, ha, ha. Face mask good one. Ha, ha but I was expecting Batman not batboy. Ha, ha” in saying this he brought out a detonator and said, “Good bye. Batboy. Ha, ha”

Robin jumped out of the window and the whole room was destroyed by the explosion.

Robin was injured from the blast. He was walking slowly through the Gotham slum and then tried to contact Lucius Fox but became senseless.

Just before he lost his conscience. He saw someone was coming towards him.

When he woke up. He saw Jason was sitting worried.

Robin said, “How did you find me?”

Jason said, “I live here. I was trying to steal something in night. But instead I found you. Your Mask is damaged, Robin or should I say Dick Grayson. Don't worry I won't tell anyone”

Robin: “Give me that mask”

Jason said, “But I won't tell anyone”

Robin: “I know I just have to contact someone. There's a microphone”

Jason: “Wow! Such a cool tech! Very Batman like. Wait! ARE YOU WORKING WITH BATMAN? DO YOU KNOW BATMAN? IS HE ALIVE?”

Robin: “Hold on kid. No. I am not working with him. Batman is dead”

A few minutes later, Lucius Fox came and picked up Robin into the car and said, “I told you so”

And then looking at the kid, he asked, “Who is this kid? Wait, did he know about your secret? Wow! You managed to screw up so many angles. I don't know what Bruce saw in you”

Robin: “Thanks for the vote of confidence. I know him. His name is Jason Todd”

Fox: “Can we trust him?”

Looking at the face of Jason Todd, Robin said, “Yes. Not only we can trust him, he is coming with us”

Fox: “Great!”

In Wayne mansion-

Jason: “Wait! Bruce Wayne is Batman. I can't believe it. Impossible”

Fox: “I am already not feeling good about this”

Robin: “Look I understand his situation. That kid is at the brink of his life. A little push and he could go dark. He needs to channel his anger correctly and I am going to help him on that”

Fox: “So now what? He is too going with you to fight crime. Wonderful. Now I have to deal with two amateurs”

Robin: “Well. Not right away but after a lot of training definitely. As you said before that we need more training and better suits and Batman's gadget. It was a mistake going against Joker like that and since he added some stuff on his own. Why not we do the same?”

Jason: “Hooray. We are Superheroes”

Fox: “I am already regretting this”

When Commissioner Gordon entered his house, he was struck from behind and he woke up, he found himself in a dark room with Joker.

Commissioner Gordon said with tremendous anger, “Where is Barbara? What did you do with her? You monster, you didn't kill her, did you?”

Joker: “Relax commissioner, she is alright, just tell me where is Batman and I will let her go”

Commissioner Gordon said, “Didn't you hear, Batman is dead. Okay. He died saving this city from a nuclear bomb”

Joker: “Ha. Ha, ha. Ha, ha. Now that's the official story but did they find any of his body parts?”

Commissioner Gordon: “You Stupid, crazy idiot, we are talking about Atom bomb here. There won't be any body parts. Batman is dead”

Joker: “Ha, ha. Ha. I know very well our cape Crusader friend. Batman don't do anything without any plan. So where is he hiding?”

Commissioner Gordon: “I don't know. Please, believe me. Please. Torture me all you want but please let my daughter go. Please. Joker if you have any humanity left, please let her go. Please”

Joker: “Oh! You think I am such monster. You hurt me commissioner. See I am exactly what society wants me to be. Do you think you and I are so different? Since it seems like Batman is really dead then let me rather concentrate on you. Let me show you that anyone can be like me if situation pushed him. Welcome to your new life commissioner Gordon. Enjoy the view from 360° angle. Ha, ha, ha, ha”

Commissioner Gordon shouted with tremendous shock and anger and pain, “What did you do with my Barbara? You monster. I will kill you if I ever get out of here”

THERE WAS EVERYWHERE NUDE TORTURING VIDEOS OF BARBARA GORDON

Joker: “Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha”

In Paris-

Bruce Wayne got a letter

Selena Kyle said, “Bruce someone sent a letter from Gotham. Who knows that you exist?”

Bruce Wayne got up quickly and read the letter, “Hey, batty, how long are you going to hide behind in France? You took early retirement. But Gotham didn't. Guess what your honest commissioner friend did? He told me about your whereabouts? Ha. Ha, ha. Looks like commissioner Gordon has lost his mind as well. As they say bad apple corrupt other apples. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Can't wait to meet you. Ha, ha, ha, ha”

Bruce Wayne said, “We can't stay here anymore. Taking retirement was the biggest mistake I made. Now everything is chaos in Gotham because of me. Batman can't take retirement”

Selena Kyle said, “Don't say such thing. You needed it more than anything”

Bruce Wayne: “Now the break is over and I won't make that same mistake again”

Selena Kyle said, “I understand, I am going to help you, Bruce”

And they were preparing to kiss

Suddenly, the house was rained with bullet and they heard a familiar voice, “Ha, ha. Ha, ha”

Bruce and Selena escaped from the underground tunnels from that old European castle”

When Bruce got up to a safe place, he realised that Selena was shot.

Bruce said, “Oh! No. Don't leave me. Selena. I need you”

Selena said, “Don't worry about it, Bruce, I am only holding you back, I made the Batman weak. Bullet has hit my kidney. I have no chance to survive now. I am releasing you from this, Bruce. Gotham needs you. Gotham needs his Batman more than it's Bruce Wayne”

Joker said with anger and disappointment, “He again managed to survive. But Bruce Wayne is Batman which means only one place he can go Wayne mansion”

In the Wayne mansion-

All the alarm bells were ringing

Fox, Dick and Jason saw Joker was laughing looking at the CCTV cameras before he destroyed each of them.

Jason said, “Now is the time to set the things straight. I will punish this psychopathic Maniac.”

Dick said, “No, we won't do any such thing. Remember last time we went without any plan. First of all, this is not Joker's style which means he is really desperate now. Let him make a mistake and we are going to capture him”

In the meantime-

Joker: “Brucy, Brucy, Brucy, look what you did, you not only left yourself vulnerable but you lost your advantage as well. I know now who are you? Ha, ha, ha, ha”

Dick turned off the electricity of the building

Joker was roaming around aimlessly and laughing and talking his usual shit.

Suddenly, Dick turned on the headlights of the building which blindsided Joker and Dick knocked him out one punch.

When Joker woke up he saw himself in some cell.

Dick Grayson came and said, “Your game is up. I heard what you did with Commissioner Gordon. He is in Arkham Asylum going through some heavy treatment and is daughter is currently in ICU because of your inhuman torture. We are sending you to California. You are going to have capital punishment since Gotham doesn't have death penalty. I am going to be your guard. Believe me you have no chance of escape”

Joker didn't say anything just clapped

Dick Grayson said with a lot of sarcasm, “Yeah, clap now. But you won't be doing that for very long”

Dick Grayson came to Jason and told him, “Don't go close to the cell, he is master manipulator, don't give him any opportunities, I am going to see how Commissioner Gordon and his daughter are doing. I will be back very soon. I am trusting you with these. Don't let me down”

But Jason being Jason, he does not listen anyone and he never did anyway. So he was very curious about Joker so he went to the cell to check him out.

He said to Joker, “So you are the joker, huh! You don't look scary to me. I never feared any clown infact I kicked their asses”

Joker said, “Didn't your babysitter ask you not to come to me?”

Jason said, “He isn't my babysitter. I am not scared of you”.

Joker said, “Good for you. Kid. I like you. I like your courage”

Jason said, “He also told me that you are a master manipulator and that you will try to manipulate me”

Joker said, “He said that, didn't he? Look I am not going to do any such thing with you. I am not going to laugh either. Do you know what is the difference between you hero type and us villain type. Nothing much. We are the same. Except we keep you from becoming us as you can then channel your aggression fighting against us. So see we are helping you becoming sane. So kid let me give you one last lecture before they took me away forever. Why are you staying here? Why can't you live like a normal people. Do you know why because you are already damaged from the very beginning just like us. If you try to lead a normal life. You will end up becoming me. Let's take an example of Bruce Wayne the Batman. Why did he need to become Batman? He could have lead a very normal life like just another rich guy but no, he had to become this Batman because otherwise he would have become me. That's also the reason even after so many crimes Batman didn't want to kill me because he feared then he will become me. So what does that tell you about your hero type?”

Jason: “Yeah, you are not trying to manipulate me. Listen clown, I grew up in a terrible rough neighborhood. I am not some snowflake that you will manipulate and I am going to be one. I am not Batman and I don't think I will ever become one either. I would have killed you in the first place if I was in Batman's place. I had no problem with sleeping after that as well. People like you don't deserve to be alive and there is nothing complicated about this.”

Joker: “You are right. I tried to manipulate you but it didn't work. I have to say that you are a very clever type. Probably even more than Batman”

Jason: “Yeah right. Now you are just boring me”

Dick came back and said to Joker, “Yeah, police is coming, you are getting very close to your death”

Joker: “Ha, ha, ha”

When Joker was going to the police van, he tried to get a gun from one last time from a fellow police officer but Dick Grayson floored him with one punch. Joker was suddenly laughing and said, “I am human bomb, I have one bomb inside my belly, and the detonator is my mouth under my tongue. If anyone of you try to touch me, I am going to bomb all of us”

Dick said, “He is bluffing”

Fox said, “Nope, he isn't. There's really a bomb under his belly. Look through this”

Dick said to Joker, “Are you really going to try that? Because I don't think you are capable of blowing yourself up. You are only capable of killing others”

Joker said with a smile, “Question is- are you going to take a chance on that or not? This is a long range bomb which means there's going to be a lot of civilian casualty, ha, ha, ha, ha”

Suddenly, Jason brought a gun and tried to shoot him and looking at that, Dick tried to stop him.

Joker bit one of the police's ear and jumped out of the van and was running away and suddenly a black van came out of nowhere. And said to Joker, “Came on, get on it. I have been sent by the Falcone family as you requested”

Joker got on it.

After a while, he realised that driver wasn't taking him to Falcone family.

Joker said, “Well played, Bruce Wayne or should I say Batman?”

Bruce took the mask off and said, “Finally we meet face to face. You wanted me and now I am here. What do you want to do now?

Joker said, “I just wanted to do this” in saying he turned on the detonator and the van was exploded.

Joker's body was destroyed completely and before he died for the final time, he realised that was just a hologram of Bruce Wayne not real

Joker died in trying to smile

Fox said to Bruce, “Why did you do this?”

Bruce Wayne said, “Because he wanted this. I just gave what he wanted. I didn't get him earlier when I figured him later, I realised what I needed to do. That's when I decided use my hologram with a remote control car. I knew Jason could not help himself. Whatever I saw of him, I can tell that he is probably more damaged than me. I need to handle him very carefully. It's not going to be easy to decipher him from Joker's manipulation”

Dick Grayson heard everything and said, “You knew about all of this. You came here before Joker????!!! Yet you didn't do anything. I am sorry, I don't understand that”

Bruce Wayne said, “You don't have to be. It's very messed up shit. Not everyone has to go through that”

Dick Grayson said, “You probably right, but since I don't understand your method, I no longer have to work with you. I am getting the hell out of here”

Bruce Wayne said, “Are you sure about that because you have lots to learn yet?”

Dick Grayson said, “Yeah, I am sure. Jason, will you come with me?”

Jason couldn't say anything

Dick Grayson said, “You don't have to say anything, I understood” in saying this he left

One month later-

Commissioner Gordon was released from Arkham Asylum.

Batman met him and said, “Friend, you did everything for me. Now let me do something for your daughter”.

Commissioner Gordon said, “Can you help her, Batman, she is completely damaged and broken, I don't think she will ever be able to function in normal society”

Batman said, “Now, let me handle that. Normal conventional medical treatment won't work with her. I know certain things that could be very helpful to her but it's going to be hard and it will take some time but I believe I can help her make again a strong independent confident Woman. But she has to stay with us with your permission of course”

Commissioner Gordon said, “Please help her Batman, please help her. Do whatever you need to do but please make her full again”

Batman said, “I promise that she will again be normal but she has to use her dark side properly. I believe I can help her with that”

Commissioner Gordon said, “Thank you so much Batman”

THE END

End not really?

This is the beginning of Batgirl, Nightwing and Red hood.

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How would the new Joker movie be if it was done by Christopher Nolan in place of Todd Phillips?

This question was asked to me on Quora which is a social media app asking questions and getting answers

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Very good question :D

Let's get into then.

I am becoming Christopher Nolan :D

New movie will be named- “JOKER : AFTER THE DARK KNIGHT”

BHAAAAANG!!

Two police took one man and kicked him into the cell.

He shouted with pain, “Ahhhh! Bastards!!!! I have rights too”

Suddenly, he heard a laughing noise from a nearby cell, “Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha”

He said, “Who it is? STOP IT, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. STOP IT”

“Good doctor, I presume or should I say bad……. Scarecrow!!! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha”

Scarecrow: “You are Joker, aren't you?”

Joker: “We finally meet then. Ha, ha, ha, ha”

Scarecrow: “Do you know what has happened outside?”

Joker: “No. I don't care. Ha, ha, ha, ha”

Scarecrow: “Stop acting so insane all the time and listen Batman is dead”

Joker: “WHAT?!!!!!!????? CANNOT BE. ONLY I WILL KILL HIM”

Scarecrow: “Yeah, sorry to disappoint you, Buddy, but I was working for some very powerful people and they managed to inflict a far more damage to the city than you could ever possibly imagine and along with Batman”

Joker: “No, no, no, no, no”

Crying sounds was coming from other cell

Scarecrow: “Buddy, don't cry, I am sure we can find something…….”

Suddenly, sounds stopped

Absolute silence

And then, “Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha”

Scarecrow: “STOP IT. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. STOP IT. GUARDS TAKE ME AWAY. I CAN TAKE IT ANYMORE. I WILL GO CRAZY”

Meanwhile in Gotham City-

In Wayne mansion-

Lucius Fox: “What did you say your name?”

Robin: “John Blake, I prefer to call myself, Robin”

Lucius Fox: “Do you know everything?”

Robin: “Yes. This is the message Bruce Wayne gave me”

Lucius Fox: “Oh! Are you sure that you want to do this specially after seeing the outcome Bruce Wayne had to endure. Look at him in the end loosing everything in the process even his life”

Robin: “ Batman can be anyone, it is a sign to protect the City so Bruce Wayne may have died but Batman didn't and neither did his legacy. It was Bruce's wish that I took the mantle so I have to respect that and crime isn't slowing down either in Gotham City”

Lucius Fox: “You need training though. If Bruce Wayne was alive then he would have trained you but since he isn't, I know someone who can”

Robin: “Who is it?”

Lucius Fox: “He is known as Richard Dragon. He is the best MMA fighter in this planet. He is a friend”

Robin: “Let's do it then what are we waiting for?”

Couple of days later-

Richard: “Did you ever fight professionally?”

Robin: “Nope. Just in the neighborhood. I grew up in the tough neighborhood”

Richard: “Are you interested in octagon? Because whatever I saw from you till now is very impressive. Believe me I don't ever say that. I have some old contact there”

Robin: “Thanks. But I am not interested”

Suddenly, there's some angry noise

Richard ran away towards the source

Robin followed him.

Two police captured one kid but the kid was fighting back and giving his everything.

Richard: “Wait! Guys, I know this kid. He trains under me. What happened?”

Police: “This is a very troubled kid. That jewelry storekeeper informed us that he was stealing from them”

Richard: “Okay, take it easy, guys, he is just a kid. Let me handle it”

Police: “Mr Richard, you are a good man, we are big fan of you so we are trusting your word on this kid but that kid is anything but trouble. This is not even his first time. We are letting him go because of you, Mr Richard. Watch out. I wouldn't trust that kid”

Richard: “Thanks, guys, I have got it from here”

Robin: “What's the story with him?

Richard: “Someone from mob killed his parents and left him to rot for himself. I found him and trying to teach the good stuff. But clearly it's not working. I wish if he could identify with someone. A role model”

Robin: “Let me try”

“So you are good at causing chaos, what are the things you good at?”

Boy: “Who are you?”

Robin: “My name is Dick Grayson and I understand what is going on with you. I know you are angry all the time and you have this rage inside you and it's trying to come out and trying to destroy everything”

Boy: “Really, you can tell. How?”

Robin: “I know what it's like to grow up in a rough neighborhood without any parents”

Boy: “Your parents were also killed?”

Robin: “Nope. I was never that lucky to begin with. I never knew my parents. What is your name by the way?”

Boy said with a smile, “Jason Todd. And who are you?”

Robin: “Dick Grayson is my current name. Don't tell anyone”

Jason said with a smile, “I won't”

In the meanwhile in Arkham Asylum-

Alarm bells are ringing.

Ring, ring……

“What happened?”

“Someone is killed by the Joker”

“And one guard's uniform is missing and along with Joker”

Commissioner Gordon came and investigated.

Suddenly, his mobile phone was ringing.

Commissioner Gordon annoyingly said, “Who is calling me now in this busy hour"

And he heard a laughing noise in other side

“Ha, ha, ha,………..”

Commissioner Gordon: “Joker”

Joker: “Commissioner Gordon. My favourite commissioner. Oh! I missed you so much. Ha, ha, ha”

Commissioner Gordon: “What do you want? We will catch you soon”

Joker: “I have no doubt about that. Ha, ha. Ha. I just want to know where is Batman?”

Commissioner Gordon: “I don't have time for this. Batman is dead”

Joker: “No. He isn't. Ha. Ha, ha. Ha”

Commissioner Gordon: “Stop this insanity Joker and give yourself up”

Joker: “Oh! My dear commissioner. Not so easily. Tell Batman that I am coming for him and you also as you didn't help me. Ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha”

Connection got disconnected

Commissioner Gordon said, “Did you find the link?”

Police: “Yes”

Commissioner Gordon: “Okay, Joker. We have got you now. No more asylum. This time I will make sure that you will never ever see the daylight again”

Police: “Commissioner. Commissioner”

Commissioner Gordon: “What is it?”

Police: “Commissioner, it's coming from your house”

Commissioner Gordon: “WHAT? Oh! No! My daughter. Barbara”

When he reached his house.

He saw a card of Joker with a lot of ‘Ha, ha, ha' written on it. And Barbara was missing.

He heard a laughing noise and he ran towards the sound and found his wife's face was damaged but she was laughing constantly.

Commissioner Gordon said with tremendous shock, “OH! MY DEAR! WHAT DID THAT MONSTER DO WITH YOU?”

Later in Gotham morgue-

“Sorry, commissioner but we didn't have any drug for her. She was dead even before we tried to do something. I am very sorry”

Commissioner Gordon: “No. You did your job. This is my fault. I should have been more careful since Batman is gone. I can't even imagine what Joker is doing with her. Oh! My God! I can't think”

“Again I am very sorry. But commissioner, we analysed the drug we found from your wife's blood. It's some kind of gas mixed with scarecrow's fear gas”

Commissioner Gordon: “Scarecrow. I should have known”

Commissioner Gordon was beating the hell out of Scarecrow and asked, “Where is Joker? What he will do with Barbara. Tell me or I will kill you”

Scarecrow said with tremendous pain, “Believe me I don't know anything. He was making me crazy. I asked him to stop. He said that he wanted to know my fear gas formula. I told him. That's what I know. Believe me that's the only thing I know. I am scared of Joker too. I don't want to be anywhere near to him. Believe me I don't know anything beyond this”

Suddenly a police officer came and said, “Commissioner, there's some message from Joker”

He turned on the TV and it seemed Joker hijacked one major Gotham news station and killing people for fun and laughing and saying, “Batman, batty, batty, batty, my favourite knight, come out and play. We all know that you aren't dead. Batty, batty, batty, come out and play or I will kill one by one” in saying this he shot down the news anchor and presenter and was laughing laudly, “Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha”

Commissioner Gordon said, “Everyone let's go immediately, with our full force let's gherao the whole building”

Robin saw everything

Lucius Fox said, “You aren't properly trained yet for this”

Robin: “Look what Joker is doing. Batman should have killed him in the first time”

Lucius Fox: “Remember, Batman didn't want to do that because that's exactly what Joker wanted”

Robin: “And look at him now”

When Robin entered the newsroom, he saw everyone was laughing laudly and every one of their face was damaged.

Suddenly, he was gassed from the behind by Joker and said, “Hmmm, another Batman wannabe. Ha. Ha, ha, ha”

Robin jumped on Joker and kicked his mouth and two of his teeth were broken. Blood was coming out from Joker's mouths but still he was laughing and saying, “Ha. Ha, ha, ha. Face mask good one. Ha, ha but I was expecting Batman not batboy. Ha, ha” in saying this he brought out a detonator and said, “Good bye. Batboy. Ha, ha”

Robin jumped out of the window and the whole room was destroyed by the explosion.

Robin was injured from the blast. He was walking slowly through the Gotham slum and then tried to contact Lucius Fox but became senseless.

Just before he lost his conscience. He saw someone was coming towards him.

When he woke up. He saw Jason was sitting worried.

Robin said, “How did you find me?”

Jason said, “I live here. I was trying to steal something in night. But instead I found you. Your Mask is damaged, Robin or should I say Dick Grayson. Don't worry I won't tell anyone”

Robin: “Give me that mask”

Jason said, “But I won't tell anyone”

Robin: “I know I just have to contact someone. There's a microphone”

Jason: “Wow! Such a cool tech! Very Batman like. Wait! ARE YOU WORKING WITH BATMAN? DO YOU KNOW BATMAN? IS HE ALIVE?”

Robin: “Hold on kid. No. I am not working with him. Batman is dead”

A few minutes later, Lucius Fox came and picked up Robin into the car and said, “I told you so”

And then looking at the kid, he asked, “Who is this kid? Wait, did he know about your secret? Wow! You managed to screw up so many angles. I don't know what Bruce saw in you”

Robin: “Thanks for the vote of confidence. I know him. His name is Jason Todd”

Fox: “Can we trust him?”

Looking at the face of Jason Todd, Robin said, “Yes. Not only we can trust him, he is coming with us”

Fox: “Great!”

In Wayne mansion-

Jason: “Wait! Bruce Wayne is Batman. I can't believe it. Impossible”

Fox: “I am already not feeling good about this”

Robin: “Look I understand his situation. That kid is at the brink of his life. A little push and he could go dark. He needs to channel his anger correctly and I am going to help him on that”

Fox: “So now what? He is too going with you to fight crime. Wonderful. Now I have to deal with two amateurs”

Robin: “Well. Not right away but after a lot of training definitely. As you said before that we need more training and better suits and Batman's gadget. It was a mistake going against Joker like that and since he added some stuff on his own. Why not we do the same?”

Jason: “Hooray. We are Superheroes”

Fox: “I am already regretting this”

When Commissioner Gordon entered his house, he was struck from behind and he woke up, he found himself in a dark room with Joker.

Commissioner Gordon said with tremendous anger, “Where is Barbara? What did you do with her? You monster, you didn't kill her, did you?”

Joker: “Relax commissioner, she is alright, just tell me where is Batman and I will let her go”

Commissioner Gordon said, “Didn't you hear, Batman is dead. Okay. He died saving this city from a nuclear bomb”

Joker: “Ha. Ha, ha. Ha, ha. Now that's the official story but did they find any of his body parts?”

Commissioner Gordon: “You Stupid, crazy idiot, we are talking about Atom bomb here. There won't be any body parts. Batman is dead”

Joker: “Ha, ha. Ha. I know very well our cape Crusader friend. Batman don't do anything without any plan. So where is he hiding?”

Commissioner Gordon: “I don't know. Please, believe me. Please. Torture me all you want but please let my daughter go. Please. Joker if you have any humanity left, please let her go. Please”

Joker: “Oh! You think I am such monster. You hurt me commissioner. See I am exactly what society wants me to be. Do you think you and I are so different? Since it seems like Batman is really dead then let me rather concentrate on you. Let me show you that anyone can be like me if situation pushed him. Welcome to your new life commissioner Gordon. Enjoy the view from 360° angle. Ha, ha, ha, ha”

Commissioner Gordon shouted with tremendous shock and anger and pain, “What did you do with my Barbara? You monster. I will kill you if I ever get out of here”

THERE WAS EVERYWHERE NUDE TORTURING VIDEOS OF BARBARA GORDON

Joker: “Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha”

In Paris-

Bruce Wayne got a letter

Selena Kyle said, “Bruce someone sent a letter from Gotham. Who knows that you exist?”

Bruce Wayne got up quickly and read the letter, “Hey, batty, how long are you going to hide behind in France? You took early retirement. But Gotham didn't. Guess what your honest commissioner friend did? He told me about your whereabouts? Ha. Ha, ha. Looks like commissioner Gordon has lost his mind as well. As they say bad apple corrupt other apples. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Can't wait to meet you. Ha, ha, ha, ha”

Bruce Wayne said, “We can't stay here anymore. Taking retirement was the biggest mistake I made. Now everything is chaos in Gotham because of me. Batman can't take retirement”

Selena Kyle said, “Don't say such thing. You needed it more than anything”

Bruce Wayne: “Now the break is over and I won't make that same mistake again”

Selena Kyle said, “I understand, I am going to help you, Bruce”

And they were preparing to kiss

Suddenly, the house was rained with bullet and they heard a familiar voice, “Ha, ha. Ha, ha”

Bruce and Selena escaped from the underground tunnels from that old European castle”

When Bruce got up to a safe place, he realised that Selena was shot.

Bruce said, “Oh! No. Don't leave me. Selena. I need you”

Selena said, “Don't worry about it, Bruce, I am only holding you back, I made the Batman weak. Bullet has hit my kidney. I have no chance to survive now. I am releasing you from this, Bruce. Gotham needs you. Gotham needs his Batman more than it's Bruce Wayne”

Joker said with anger and disappointment, “He again managed to survive. But Bruce Wayne is Batman which means only one place he can go Wayne mansion”

In the Wayne mansion-

All the alarm bells were ringing

Fox, Dick and Jason saw Joker was laughing looking at the CCTV cameras before he destroyed each of them.

Jason said, “Now is the time to set the things straight. I will punish this psychopathic Maniac.”

Dick said, “No, we won't do any such thing. Remember last time we went without any plan. First of all, this is not Joker's style which means he is really desperate now. Let him make a mistake and we are going to capture him”

In the meantime-

Joker: “Brucy, Brucy, Brucy, look what you did, you not only left yourself vulnerable but you lost your advantage as well. I know now who are you? Ha, ha, ha, ha”

Dick turned off the electricity of the building

Joker was roaming around aimlessly and laughing and talking his usual shit.

Suddenly, Dick turned on the headlights of the building which blindsided Joker and Dick knocked him out one punch.

When Joker woke up he saw himself in some cell.

Dick Grayson came and said, “Your game is up. I heard what you did with Commissioner Gordon. He is in Arkham Asylum going through some heavy treatment and is daughter is currently in ICU because of your inhuman torture. We are sending you to California. You are going to have capital punishment since Gotham doesn't have death penalty. I am going to be your guard. Believe me you have no chance of escape”

Joker didn't say anything just clapped

Dick Grayson said with a lot of sarcasm, “Yeah, clap now. But you won't be doing that for very long”

Dick Grayson came to Jason and told him, “Don't go close to the cell, he is master manipulator, don't give him any opportunities, I am going to see how Commissioner Gordon and his daughter are doing. I will be back very soon. I am trusting you with these. Don't let me down”

But Jason being Jason, he does not listen anyone and he never did anyway. So he was very curious about Joker so he went to the cell to check him out.

He said to Joker, “So you are the joker, huh! You don't look scary to me. I never feared any clown infact I kicked their asses”

Joker said, “Didn't your babysitter ask you not to come to me?”

Jason said, “He isn't my babysitter. I am not scared of you”.

Joker said, “Good for you. Kid. I like you. I like your courage”

Jason said, “He also told me that you are a master manipulator and that you will try to manipulate me”

Joker said, “He said that, didn't he? Look I am not going to do any such thing with you. I am not going to laugh either. Do you know what is the difference between you hero type and us villain type. Nothing much. We are the same. Except we keep you from becoming us as you can then channel your aggression fighting against us. So see we are helping you becoming sane. So kid let me give you one last lecture before they took me away forever. Why are you staying here? Why can't you live like a normal people. Do you know why because you are already damaged from the very beginning just like us. If you try to lead a normal life. You will end up becoming me. Let's take an example of Bruce Wayne the Batman. Why did he need to become Batman? He could have lead a very normal life like just another rich guy but no, he had to become this Batman because otherwise he would have become me. That's also the reason even after so many crimes Batman didn't want to kill me because he feared then he will become me. So what does that tell you about your hero type?”

Jason: “Yeah, you are not trying to manipulate me. Listen clown, I grew up in a terrible rough neighborhood. I am not some snowflake that you will manipulate and I am going to be one. I am not Batman and I don't think I will ever become one either. I would have killed you in the first place if I was in Batman's place. I had no problem with sleeping after that as well. People like you don't deserve to be alive and there is nothing complicated about this.”

Joker: “You are right. I tried to manipulate you but it didn't work. I have to say that you are a very clever type. Probably even more than Batman”

Jason: “Yeah right. Now you are just boring me”

Dick came back and said to Joker, “Yeah, police is coming, you are getting very close to your death”

Joker: “Ha, ha, ha”

When Joker was going to the police van, he tried to get a gun from one last time from a fellow police officer but Dick Grayson floored him with one punch. Joker was suddenly laughing and said, “I am human bomb, I have one bomb inside my belly, and the detonator is my mouth under my tongue. If anyone of you try to touch me, I am going to bomb all of us”

Dick said, “He is bluffing”

Fox said, “Nope, he isn't. There's really a bomb under his belly. Look through this”

Dick said to Joker, “Are you really going to try that? Because I don't think you are capable of blowing yourself up. You are only capable of killing others”

Joker said with a smile, “Question is- are you going to take a chance on that or not? This is a long range bomb which means there's going to be a lot of civilian casualty, ha, ha, ha, ha”

Suddenly, Jason brought a gun and tried to shoot him and looking at that, Dick tried to stop him.

Joker bit one of the police's ear and jumped out of the van and was running away and suddenly a black van came out of nowhere. And said to Joker, “Came on, get on it. I have been sent by the Falcone family as you requested”

Joker got on it.

After a while, he realised that driver wasn't taking him to Falcone family.

Joker said, “Well played, Bruce Wayne or should I say Batman?”

Bruce took the mask off and said, “Finally we meet face to face. You wanted me and now I am here. What do you want to do now?

Joker said, “I just wanted to do this” in saying he turned on the detonator and the van was exploded.

Joker's body was destroyed completely and before he died for the final time, he realised that was just a hologram of Bruce Wayne not real

Joker died in trying to smile

Fox said to Bruce, “Why did you do this?”

Bruce Wayne said, “Because he wanted this. I just gave what he wanted. I didn't get him earlier when I figured him later, I realised what I needed to do. That's when I decided use my hologram with a remote control car. I knew Jason could not help himself. Whatever I saw of him, I can tell that he is probably more damaged than me. I need to handle him very carefully. It's not going to be easy to decipher him from Joker's manipulation”

Dick Grayson heard everything and said, “You knew about all of this. You came here before Joker????!!! Yet you didn't do anything. I am sorry, I don't understand that”

Bruce Wayne said, “You don't have to be. It's very messed up shit. Not everyone has to go through that”

Dick Grayson said, “You probably right, but since I don't understand your method, I no longer have to work with you. I am getting the hell out of here”

Bruce Wayne said, “Are you sure about that because you have lots to learn yet?”

Dick Grayson said, “Yeah, I am sure. Jason, will you come with me?”

Jason couldn't say anything

Dick Grayson said, “You don't have to say anything, I understood” in saying this he left

One month later-

Commissioner Gordon was released from Arkham Asylum.

Batman met him and said, “Friend, you did everything for me. Now let me do something for your daughter”.

Commissioner Gordon said, “Can you help her, Batman, she is completely damaged and broken, I don't think she will ever be able to function in normal society”

Batman said, “Now, let me handle that. Normal conventional medical treatment won't work with her. I know certain things that could be very helpful to her but it's going to be hard and it will take some time but I believe I can help her make again a strong independent confident Woman. But she has to stay with us with your permission of course”

Commissioner Gordon said, “Please help her Batman, please help her. Do whatever you need to do but please make her full again”

Batman said, “I promise that she will again be normal but she has to use her dark side properly. I believe I can help her with that”

Commissioner Gordon said, “Thank you so much Batman”

THE END

End not really?

This is the beginning of Batgirl, Nightwing and Red hood.

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How would the new Joker movie be if it was done by Christopher Nolan in place of Todd Phillips?

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Very good question :D

Let's get into then.

I am becoming Christopher Nolan :D

New movie will be named- “JOKER : AFTER THE DARK KNIGHT”

BHAAAAANG!!

Two police took one man and kicked him into the cell.

He shouted with pain, “Ahhhh! Bastards!!!! I have rights too”

Suddenly, he heard a laughing noise from a nearby cell, “Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha”

He said, “Who it is? STOP IT, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. STOP IT”

“Good doctor, I presume or should I say bad……. Scarecrow!!! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha”

Scarecrow: “You are Joker, aren't you?”

Joker: “We finally meet then. Ha, ha, ha, ha”

Scarecrow: “Do you know what has happened outside?”

Joker: “No. I don't care. Ha, ha, ha, ha”

Scarecrow: “Stop acting so insane all the time and listen Batman is dead”

Joker: “WHAT?!!!!!!????? CANNOT BE. ONLY I WILL KILL HIM”

Scarecrow: “Yeah, sorry to disappoint you, Buddy, but I was working for some very powerful people and they managed to inflict a far more damage to the city than you could ever possibly imagine and along with Batman”

Joker: “No, no, no, no, no”

Crying sounds was coming from other cell

Scarecrow: “Buddy, don't cry, I am sure we can find something…….”

Suddenly, sounds stopped

Absolute silence

And then, “Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha”

Scarecrow: “STOP IT. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. STOP IT. GUARDS TAKE ME AWAY. I CAN TAKE IT ANYMORE. I WILL GO CRAZY”

Meanwhile in Gotham City-

In Wayne mansion-

Lucius Fox: “What did you say your name?”

Robin: “John Blake, I prefer to call myself, Robin”

Lucius Fox: “Do you know everything?”

Robin: “Yes. This is the message Bruce Wayne gave me”

Lucius Fox: “Oh! Are you sure that you want to do this specially after seeing the outcome Bruce Wayne had to endure. Look at him in the end loosing everything in the process even his life”

Robin: “ Batman can be anyone, it is a sign to protect the City so Bruce Wayne may have died but Batman didn't and neither did his legacy. It was Bruce's wish that I took the mantle so I have to respect that and crime isn't slowing down either in Gotham City”

Lucius Fox: “You need training though. If Bruce Wayne was alive then he would have trained you but since he isn't, I know someone who can”

Robin: “Who is it?”

Lucius Fox: “He is known as Richard Dragon. He is the best MMA fighter in this planet. He is a friend”

Robin: “Let's do it then what are we waiting for?”

Couple of days later-

Richard: “Did you ever fight professionally?”

Robin: “Nope. Just in the neighborhood. I grew up in the tough neighborhood”

Richard: “Are you interested in octagon? Because whatever I saw from you till now is very impressive. Believe me I don't ever say that. I have some old contact there”

Robin: “Thanks. But I am not interested”

Suddenly, there's some angry noise

Richard ran away towards the source

Robin followed him.

Two police captured one kid but the kid was fighting back and giving his everything.

Richard: “Wait! Guys, I know this kid. He trains under me. What happened?”

Police: “This is a very troubled kid. That jewelry storekeeper informed us that he was stealing from them”

Richard: “Okay, take it easy, guys, he is just a kid. Let me handle it”

Police: “Mr Richard, you are a good man, we are big fan of you so we are trusting your word on this kid but that kid is anything but trouble. This is not even his first time. We are letting him go because of you, Mr Richard. Watch out. I wouldn't trust that kid”

Richard: “Thanks, guys, I have got it from here”

Robin: “What's the story with him?

Richard: “Someone from mob killed his parents and left him to rot for himself. I found him and trying to teach the good stuff. But clearly it's not working. I wish if he could identify with someone. A role model”

Robin: “Let me try”

“So you are good at causing chaos, what are the things you good at?”

Boy: “Who are you?”

Robin: “My name is Dick Grayson and I understand what is going on with you. I know you are angry all the time and you have this rage inside you and it's trying to come out and trying to destroy everything”

Boy: “Really, you can tell. How?”

Robin: “I know what it's like to grow up in a rough neighborhood without any parents”

Boy: “Your parents were also killed?”

Robin: “Nope. I was never that lucky to begin with. I never knew my parents. What is your name by the way?”

Boy said with a smile, “Jason Todd. And who are you?”

Robin: “Dick Grayson is my current name. Don't tell anyone”

Jason said with a smile, “I won't”

In the meanwhile in Arkham Asylum-

Alarm bells are ringing.

Ring, ring……

“What happened?”

“Someone is killed by the Joker”

“And one guard's uniform is missing and along with Joker”

Commissioner Gordon came and investigated.

Suddenly, his mobile phone was ringing.

Commissioner Gordon annoyingly said, “Who is calling me now in this busy hour"

And he heard a laughing noise in other side

“Ha, ha, ha,………..”

Commissioner Gordon: “Joker”

Joker: “Commissioner Gordon. My favourite commissioner. Oh! I missed you so much. Ha, ha, ha”

Commissioner Gordon: “What do you want? We will catch you soon”

Joker: “I have no doubt about that. Ha, ha. Ha. I just want to know where is Batman?”

Commissioner Gordon: “I don't have time for this. Batman is dead”

Joker: “No. He isn't. Ha. Ha, ha. Ha”

Commissioner Gordon: “Stop this insanity Joker and give yourself up”

Joker: “Oh! My dear commissioner. Not so easily. Tell Batman that I am coming for him and you also as you didn't help me. Ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha”

Connection got disconnected

Commissioner Gordon said, “Did you find the link?”

Police: “Yes”

Commissioner Gordon: “Okay, Joker. We have got you now. No more asylum. This time I will make sure that you will never ever see the daylight again”

Police: “Commissioner. Commissioner”

Commissioner Gordon: “What is it?”

Police: “Commissioner, it's coming from your house”

Commissioner Gordon: “WHAT? Oh! No! My daughter. Barbara”

When he reached his house.

He saw a card of Joker with a lot of ‘Ha, ha, ha' written on it. And Barbara was missing.

He heard a laughing noise and he ran towards the sound and found his wife's face was damaged but she was laughing constantly.

Commissioner Gordon said with tremendous shock, “OH! MY DEAR! WHAT DID THAT MONSTER DO WITH YOU?”

Later in Gotham morgue-

“Sorry, commissioner but we didn't have any drug for her. She was dead even before we tried to do something. I am very sorry”

Commissioner Gordon: “No. You did your job. This is my fault. I should have been more careful since Batman is gone. I can't even imagine what Joker is doing with her. Oh! My God! I can't think”

“Again I am very sorry. But commissioner, we analysed the drug we found from your wife's blood. It's some kind of gas mixed with scarecrow's fear gas”

Commissioner Gordon: “Scarecrow. I should have known”

Commissioner Gordon was beating the hell out of Scarecrow and asked, “Where is Joker? What he will do with Barbara. Tell me or I will kill you”

Scarecrow said with tremendous pain, “Believe me I don't know anything. He was making me crazy. I asked him to stop. He said that he wanted to know my fear gas formula. I told him. That's what I know. Believe me that's the only thing I know. I am scared of Joker too. I don't want to be anywhere near to him. Believe me I don't know anything beyond this”

Suddenly a police officer came and said, “Commissioner, there's some message from Joker”

He turned on the TV and it seemed Joker hijacked one major Gotham news station and killing people for fun and laughing and saying, “Batman, batty, batty, batty, my favourite knight, come out and play. We all know that you aren't dead. Batty, batty, batty, come out and play or I will kill one by one” in saying this he shot down the news anchor and presenter and was laughing laudly, “Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha”

Commissioner Gordon said, “Everyone let's go immediately, with our full force let's gherao the whole building”

Robin saw everything

Lucius Fox said, “You aren't properly trained yet for this”

Robin: “Look what Joker is doing. Batman should have killed him in the first time”

Lucius Fox: “Remember, Batman didn't want to do that because that's exactly what Joker wanted”

Robin: “And look at him now”

When Robin entered the newsroom, he saw everyone was laughing laudly and every one of their face was damaged.

Suddenly, he was gassed from the behind by Joker and said, “Hmmm, another Batman wannabe. Ha. Ha, ha, ha”

Robin jumped on Joker and kicked his mouth and two of his teeth were broken. Blood was coming out from Joker's mouths but still he was laughing and saying, “Ha. Ha, ha, ha. Face mask good one. Ha, ha but I was expecting Batman not batboy. Ha, ha” in saying this he brought out a detonator and said, “Good bye. Batboy. Ha, ha”

Robin jumped out of the window and the whole room was destroyed by the explosion.

Robin was injured from the blast. He was walking slowly through the Gotham slum and then tried to contact Lucius Fox but became senseless.

Just before he lost his conscience. He saw someone was coming towards him.

When he woke up. He saw Jason was sitting worried.

Robin said, “How did you find me?”

Jason said, “I live here. I was trying to steal something in night. But instead I found you. Your Mask is damaged, Robin or should I say Dick Grayson. Don't worry I won't tell anyone”

Robin: “Give me that mask”

Jason said, “But I won't tell anyone”

Robin: “I know I just have to contact someone. There's a microphone”

Jason: “Wow! Such a cool tech! Very Batman like. Wait! ARE YOU WORKING WITH BATMAN? DO YOU KNOW BATMAN? IS HE ALIVE?”

Robin: “Hold on kid. No. I am not working with him. Batman is dead”

A few minutes later, Lucius Fox came and picked up Robin into the car and said, “I told you so”

And then looking at the kid, he asked, “Who is this kid? Wait, did he know about your secret? Wow! You managed to screw up so many angles. I don't know what Bruce saw in you”

Robin: “Thanks for the vote of confidence. I know him. His name is Jason Todd”

Fox: “Can we trust him?”

Looking at the face of Jason Todd, Robin said, “Yes. Not only we can trust him, he is coming with us”

Fox: “Great!”

In Wayne mansion-

Jason: “Wait! Bruce Wayne is Batman. I can't believe it. Impossible”

Fox: “I am already not feeling good about this”

Robin: “Look I understand his situation. That kid is at the brink of his life. A little push and he could go dark. He needs to channel his anger correctly and I am going to help him on that”

Fox: “So now what? He is too going with you to fight crime. Wonderful. Now I have to deal with two amateurs”

Robin: “Well. Not right away but after a lot of training definitely. As you said before that we need more training and better suits and Batman's gadget. It was a mistake going against Joker like that and since he added some stuff on his own. Why not we do the same?”

Jason: “Hooray. We are Superheroes”

Fox: “I am already regretting this”

When Commissioner Gordon entered his house, he was struck from behind and he woke up, he found himself in a dark room with Joker.

Commissioner Gordon said with tremendous anger, “Where is Barbara? What did you do with her? You monster, you didn't kill her, did you?”

Joker: “Relax commissioner, she is alright, just tell me where is Batman and I will let her go”

Commissioner Gordon said, “Didn't you hear, Batman is dead. Okay. He died saving this city from a nuclear bomb”

Joker: “Ha. Ha, ha. Ha, ha. Now that's the official story but did they find any of his body parts?”

Commissioner Gordon: “You Stupid, crazy idiot, we are talking about Atom bomb here. There won't be any body parts. Batman is dead”

Joker: “Ha, ha. Ha. I know very well our cape Crusader friend. Batman don't do anything without any plan. So where is he hiding?”

Commissioner Gordon: “I don't know. Please, believe me. Please. Torture me all you want but please let my daughter go. Please. Joker if you have any humanity left, please let her go. Please”

Joker: “Oh! You think I am such monster. You hurt me commissioner. See I am exactly what society wants me to be. Do you think you and I are so different? Since it seems like Batman is really dead then let me rather concentrate on you. Let me show you that anyone can be like me if situation pushed him. Welcome to your new life commissioner Gordon. Enjoy the view from 360° angle. Ha, ha, ha, ha”

Commissioner Gordon shouted with tremendous shock and anger and pain, “What did you do with my Barbara? You monster. I will kill you if I ever get out of here”

THERE WAS EVERYWHERE NUDE TORTURING VIDEOS OF BARBARA GORDON

Joker: “Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha”

In Paris-

Bruce Wayne got a letter

Selena Kyle said, “Bruce someone sent a letter from Gotham. Who knows that you exist?”

Bruce Wayne got up quickly and read the letter, “Hey, batty, how long are you going to hide behind in France? You took early retirement. But Gotham didn't. Guess what your honest commissioner friend did? He told me about your whereabouts? Ha. Ha, ha. Looks like commissioner Gordon has lost his mind as well. As they say bad apple corrupt other apples. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Can't wait to meet you. Ha, ha, ha, ha”

Bruce Wayne said, “We can't stay here anymore. Taking retirement was the biggest mistake I made. Now everything is chaos in Gotham because of me. Batman can't take retirement”

Selena Kyle said, “Don't say such thing. You needed it more than anything”

Bruce Wayne: “Now the break is over and I won't make that same mistake again”

Selena Kyle said, “I understand, I am going to help you, Bruce”

And they were preparing to kiss

Suddenly, the house was rained with bullet and they heard a familiar voice, “Ha, ha. Ha, ha”

Bruce and Selena escaped from the underground tunnels from that old European castle”

When Bruce got up to a safe place, he realised that Selena was shot.

Bruce said, “Oh! No. Don't leave me. Selena. I need you”

Selena said, “Don't worry about it, Bruce, I am only holding you back, I made the Batman weak. Bullet has hit my kidney. I have no chance to survive now. I am releasing you from this, Bruce. Gotham needs you. Gotham needs his Batman more than it's Bruce Wayne”

Joker said with anger and disappointment, “He again managed to survive. But Bruce Wayne is Batman which means only one place he can go Wayne mansion”

In the Wayne mansion-

All the alarm bells were ringing

Fox, Dick and Jason saw Joker was laughing looking at the CCTV cameras before he destroyed each of them.

Jason said, “Now is the time to set the things straight. I will punish this psychopathic Maniac.”

Dick said, “No, we won't do any such thing. Remember last time we went without any plan. First of all, this is not Joker's style which means he is really desperate now. Let him make a mistake and we are going to capture him”

In the meantime-

Joker: “Brucy, Brucy, Brucy, look what you did, you not only left yourself vulnerable but you lost your advantage as well. I know now who are you? Ha, ha, ha, ha”

Dick turned off the electricity of the building

Joker was roaming around aimlessly and laughing and talking his usual shit.

Suddenly, Dick turned on the headlights of the building which blindsided Joker and Dick knocked him out one punch.

When Joker woke up he saw himself in some cell.

Dick Grayson came and said, “Your game is up. I heard what you did with Commissioner Gordon. He is in Arkham Asylum going through some heavy treatment and is daughter is currently in ICU because of your inhuman torture. We are sending you to California. You are going to have capital punishment since Gotham doesn't have death penalty. I am going to be your guard. Believe me you have no chance of escape”

Joker didn't say anything just clapped

Dick Grayson said with a lot of sarcasm, “Yeah, clap now. But you won't be doing that for very long”

Dick Grayson came to Jason and told him, “Don't go close to the cell, he is master manipulator, don't give him any opportunities, I am going to see how Commissioner Gordon and his daughter are doing. I will be back very soon. I am trusting you with these. Don't let me down”

But Jason being Jason, he does not listen anyone and he never did anyway. So he was very curious about Joker so he went to the cell to check him out.

He said to Joker, “So you are the joker, huh! You don't look scary to me. I never feared any clown infact I kicked their asses”

Joker said, “Didn't your babysitter ask you not to come to me?”

Jason said, “He isn't my babysitter. I am not scared of you”.

Joker said, “Good for you. Kid. I like you. I like your courage”

Jason said, “He also told me that you are a master manipulator and that you will try to manipulate me”

Joker said, “He said that, didn't he? Look I am not going to do any such thing with you. I am not going to laugh either. Do you know what is the difference between you hero type and us villain type. Nothing much. We are the same. Except we keep you from becoming us as you can then channel your aggression fighting against us. So see we are helping you becoming sane. So kid let me give you one last lecture before they took me away forever. Why are you staying here? Why can't you live like a normal people. Do you know why because you are already damaged from the very beginning just like us. If you try to lead a normal life. You will end up becoming me. Let's take an example of Bruce Wayne the Batman. Why did he need to become Batman? He could have lead a very normal life like just another rich guy but no, he had to become this Batman because otherwise he would have become me. That's also the reason even after so many crimes Batman didn't want to kill me because he feared then he will become me. So what does that tell you about your hero type?”

Jason: “Yeah, you are not trying to manipulate me. Listen clown, I grew up in a terrible rough neighborhood. I am not some snowflake that you will manipulate and I am going to be one. I am not Batman and I don't think I will ever become one either. I would have killed you in the first place if I was in Batman's place. I had no problem with sleeping after that as well. People like you don't deserve to be alive and there is nothing complicated about this.”

Joker: “You are right. I tried to manipulate you but it didn't work. I have to say that you are a very clever type. Probably even more than Batman”

Jason: “Yeah right. Now you are just boring me”

Dick came back and said to Joker, “Yeah, police is coming, you are getting very close to your death”

Joker: “Ha, ha, ha”

When Joker was going to the police van, he tried to get a gun from one last time from a fellow police officer but Dick Grayson floored him with one punch. Joker was suddenly laughing and said, “I am human bomb, I have one bomb inside my belly, and the detonator is my mouth under my tongue. If anyone of you try to touch me, I am going to bomb all of us”

Dick said, “He is bluffing”

Fox said, “Nope, he isn't. There's really a bomb under his belly. Look through this”

Dick said to Joker, “Are you really going to try that? Because I don't think you are capable of blowing yourself up. You are only capable of killing others”

Joker said with a smile, “Question is- are you going to take a chance on that or not? This is a long range bomb which means there's going to be a lot of civilian casualty, ha, ha, ha, ha”

Suddenly, Jason brought a gun and tried to shoot him and looking at that, Dick tried to stop him.

Joker bit one of the police's ear and jumped out of the van and was running away and suddenly a black van came out of nowhere. And said to Joker, “Came on, get on it. I have been sent by the Falcone family as you requested”

Joker got on it.

After a while, he realised that driver wasn't taking him to Falcone family.

Joker said, “Well played, Bruce Wayne or should I say Batman?”

Bruce took the mask off and said, “Finally we meet face to face. You wanted me and now I am here. What do you want to do now?

Joker said, “I just wanted to do this” in saying he turned on the detonator and the van was exploded.

Joker's body was destroyed completely and before he died for the final time, he realised that was just a hologram of Bruce Wayne not real

Joker died in trying to smile

Fox said to Bruce, “Why did you do this?”

Bruce Wayne said, “Because he wanted this. I just gave what he wanted. I didn't get him earlier when I figured him later, I realised what I needed to do. That's when I decided use my hologram with a remote control car. I knew Jason could not help himself. Whatever I saw of him, I can tell that he is probably more damaged than me. I need to handle him very carefully. It's not going to be easy to decipher him from Joker's manipulation”

Dick Grayson heard everything and said, “You knew about all of this. You came here before Joker????!!! Yet you didn't do anything. I am sorry, I don't understand that”

Bruce Wayne said, “You don't have to be. It's very messed up shit. Not everyone has to go through that”

Dick Grayson said, “You probably right, but since I don't understand your method, I no longer have to work with you. I am getting the hell out of here”

Bruce Wayne said, “Are you sure about that because you have lots to learn yet?”

Dick Grayson said, “Yeah, I am sure. Jason, will you come with me?”

Jason couldn't say anything

Dick Grayson said, “You don't have to say anything, I understood” in saying this he left

One month later-

Commissioner Gordon was released from Arkham Asylum.

Batman met him and said, “Friend, you did everything for me. Now let me do something for your daughter”.

Commissioner Gordon said, “Can you help her, Batman, she is completely damaged and broken, I don't think she will ever be able to function in normal society”

Batman said, “Now, let me handle that. Normal conventional medical treatment won't work with her. I know certain things that could be very helpful to her but it's going to be hard and it will take some time but I believe I can help her make again a strong independent confident Woman. But she has to stay with us with your permission of course”

Commissioner Gordon said, “Please help her Batman, please help her. Do whatever you need to do but please make her full again”

Batman said, “I promise that she will again be normal but she has to use her dark side properly. I believe I can help her with that”

Commissioner Gordon said, “Thank you so much Batman”

THE END

End not really?

This is the beginning of Batgirl, Nightwing and Red hood.

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How Cricket can be even cooler sports than what it is now? What are the some of innovative ideas?

Look one can have plenty of cool ideas about Cricket, will ICC listen? Will every board members agree to that? The major power player is BCCI, now in country like ours where we don't like change, even ideas like T10Is for only Olympic games also get sidetracked. People of India are also not really comfortable with any change. One needs to push it to them, remember first T20I WC in SA, well before that tournament, BCCI wasn't ready to play by saying T20I was a joke, Indian people also kind of went with that as they follow most often our former cricketer say, fortunately BCCI voted out in the meeting, and rest is history. Now look at Indian public's craze with T20Is. Because Indian people most often don't know what they want. Ask most Indian about T10Is only for Olympic as even 3 hr of T20Is are long for Olympic, they will say they hate the ideas. They said same thing about T20Is as well. Actually the problems with Cricket are tradition and nostalgia and it's clash with this modern world. At certain points of time ICC and BCCI need to choose between keeping the old fans satisfied or creating completely new age fan base who weren't interested in cricket before by creating new version of Cricket which more interesting and eye catching than before for even those who doesn't have any ideas about Cricket before.

I mean look at old test cricket loving crowds in Australia and England. What will happen after 10 years from now, when most of them will be dead?

No one knows answer to this question.

First of all, if you look at world sports, glamour sells and it sells well in sports.

I mean anyone can see woman's tennis obvious popularity now, and it's sheer level of competitiveness, but is it always like this?

A big no

Glamour started to bring attention and money in the sports and then gradually women's tennis competitiveness hit the roof.

Some things similar could be done for women's Cricket. Conservative ideas won't help anyone here.

There should be a group in ICC whose prime job is to research on Cricket and build some new ideas to make it more interesting and innovative and exciting for the new crowds, they should research on Cricket to bring new kind of thinking to change the game forever, they should research why particular group of people in particular part of the world like particular game, what is the thinking behind that kind of mentality, how they could be interested in cricket, what general Cricket fans are thinking about the game, what they want, how they want game to change, maybe they should learn from other sports- what is working for other sports, bring that into Cricket etc etc etc etc etc etc

For test cricket:

Cricket specially test cricket is based on certain factors like patience etc where percentage of that happening from people are very low. Let's add to that 5 day long test cricket in today's day and age . And you get ignorance and ridiculing from people and even from those test playing nations. Test cricket lover always say that test cricket is like those traditional setar music whereas T20Is are more like hip hop.

But is it really???

Or is it more complex than that?

See people are very participatory nature in their core even though the whole concept of test cricket will drive away most people these days and that should be expected not to be surprised about but people end of days like to see their team is playing and participating and competing and competing hard even if the level of cricket is not exactly up to mark to the purist test cricket lovers.

What exactly my point here?

It's very simple.

Former cricketer always talk about balance between bat and ball , yet they never do anything about it pushing convention wisdom AKA with innovative thought process.

What is exactly going on now in limited over's cricket?

There's some invisible structure where 40% of matches are played on extremely flat surface and rest of 60% matches played on three types pitches - slow(20%), turning(20%), seaming(20%).

But in test cricket it is extremely opposite such as bowling favoured pitch since the perception is that limited over's cricket is only played on flat surface therefore test cricket should be played on bowling favoured pitch otherwise bowlers will disappear.

But it just different tone from the past era when test cricket was played on flat surface otherwise it is very same. It just two sides of a same coin.

While it is very hard to make test cricket viewers friendly in today's day and age. But one can try and do by pushing the conventional wisdom.

How is that possible?

Well first of all stop trying to pretend that test cricket is a simple game.

It is not. It is the most complex game in the world.

So rather than trying to be something that test cricket is not , I say test cricket should hold on to it's best attributes that it is a complex game therefore innovate rules from that point of view to make this game more multi dimensional and contest worthy in every single matches.

It should not matter which team is playing against which team.

Since pitch is such a big deal in test cricket , let's make rules based on according to every kind of pitch that a cricket game can offer.

This should be the job for match referee since most of the time they are not super busy in Cricket game. They should handle this complex responsibility of cricket rules with accordance to cricket pitch to bring out it's multi dimensional nature.

Situation no 1>

If the pitch is absolutely flat and nothing is happening allow the bowlers to push the envelope of conventional wisdom of cricket rules. Allow ball tampering to an certain extent to reverse swing the ball both ways and allow Spinners to bowl with illegal action to bring different varieties like dusra etc to cause problems for the batsman in a bowlers graveyard. There are lots of theory and calculation out there today which wasn't earlier to predict the pitch better than ever before so this should not be that hard for match referees.

Situation no 2>

If pitch is too slow and nothing is happening. Allow the bowlers to do exactly like in situation 1 but also make sure the boundary limit is ridiculously small(extremely small) to give a ‘kick start' advantage to test batsman to play more attacking cricket since most of them are devoid of great stroke making ability to suit the test cricket.

Situation no 3>

If pitch is seaming like in England or South Africa or in New Zealand, allow the boundary limit just like in situation 2 to favour the batsman to play more attacking cricket.

Situation no 4>

If pitch is turning like in Indian subcontinent, allow the boundary limit just like in situation 2&3 to favour the batsman to play more attacking cricket.

This will almost make sure that the percentage of draw become almost non existent.

This is a creative idea which you have the option to disagree with but remember something is always better than nothing and this will also make sure small teams to come into the game big way in test cricket and everyone, I mean everyone will have their opportunity to eat the pie and that of course include big teams.

But is it going to make test cricket very popular?

I don't think so.

Is it going to make better test cricket for everyone , I mean not just the big teams but even for the small teams- I believe so.

What do you think?

For ODIs :

What exactly do we want from ODIs, we want to see two teams are contesting hard inspite of their unequal power of strength as it should not matter which team is playing against which team. I have a solution for this, but a warning it will sound complicated so read carefully, truth is if you want to make Cricket matches one sided contest free then we don't have much options but the complicated ways as Cricket is designed to be one sided.

In ODIs a bowler's limitation is 10 overs, but there are circumstances when bowler is bowling superbly but in rest of the bowling line up, few are okay and few are having a off day. To counter this situation, one option is that best bowler from that day can bowl upto 20 overs or in another option two of the best from the rest can bowl 15 overs each and rest can bowl either remaining 30 overs or 20 overs with 10 overs limit respectively or as another option go back to traditional five bowlers 10 over max rule. The bowling captain needs to decide and let umpire know after the chosen bowler or bowlers finished their first 6 overs. When one team goes to bat they should have the option of having two batsman from the reserve bench replacing any two bowlers from playing XI, when they go to bowl everything will be the way it was before. In a similar bowling team will also have the option to choose two bowlers from reserve bench replacing two batsman and when the bowling team will go to bat things will be the way they were before. Four bouncers in a over should be another nice option. When a team is all out they should have the option of playing their XI again but with each batsman coming to bat, there will be 60 runs penalty cut off from the total and this will be considered 2nd innings of that particular batsman in that match (Only for the batting team as this will farther complicate it for the bowling stats, so bowlers don't need any second innings)[Remember this second innings options can be used any situation not just when team is all out, for example suppose Virat Kohli has got out early with this rule he can bat again anytime but with 60 runs extra to the total as it has been cut off from the total as penalty for using the second innings options, yeah now it sounds very interesting], stats and average will be working according to that. This new rule will make sure both team & comparatively weaker team stay in the match and it will be multiplying their strength there by reducing the percentage of one sided contest. Because ODIs go on for long time therefore one sided contest is killing it. I believe this is the best cure at the moment.

See the idea is very simple, let's have one team whose strength is 100 and another team whose strength is 10 and you will know that who is going to win even before the match and with above mentioned ideas both team's strength will be multiplied at least hundred times which means even though the stronger team will win most occasions but game will be very close contested therefore one dimensional nature free. This is what people are looking for from ODIs and Cricket.

So How do you like this idea which you have the option to disagree with but remember something is better than nothing and it just a creative thought end of the days. You can add if you have something.
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FLAT OUT CURSED

A GAME/BOOK HYBRID.

CHAPTER 1:

Little Nightmares

7:00AM. Nothing can be heard except the ticking of the town’s clock. While you could admire the beauty of the morning sun or the amazing and calm view of Fighter’s Street, the one thing that stands out is the silence.

We should enjoy it while it lasts…









Ah yes, truly beautiful, but our story here, is far from silent and calm; it’s a mouthful actually.

You could even say that this story is flat out cursed…

7:13 AM. Still silence, but at 7:15 the first few people are waking up.

When the town clock reached 7:15AM the clock began to ring.

DRIIIIIIIIIIING

Let’s pay attention to this one person, mumbling something upon hearing the loud ringing.

The clock rings louder.

DRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!

The person is mumbling louder and pulls on their bedsheets.

The clock rings one final time, the loudest way possible.

DRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING! WAKE UP YOU BUNDLE OF INCAPABLES!

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!” the person in the bed, pulls out his bedsheets completely and throws them onto the wall.

“GOD DAMN IT!”

Another sleepless night for this person. Having the same nightmare again and again, day and night. This person is 16-year-old John Katherin, emerging from the pits of insomnia.

“Happy Birthday to me… Let’s try to make this day as… acceptable as possible.”

TASK: FIND YOUR CLOTHES.

TIP: SEARCH IN YOUR CLOSET.

John walks up to the window. You can see a giant wall blocking the view from the window. The wall has a giant campaign poster glued onto it. Some glue still drips from it.

John walks up to his bedside cabinet. He checks inside.

You found the dusty toothbrush.

John walks up to his closet. He checks inside.

You found the Shabby Outfit.

TASK: PUT ON YOUR CLOTHES.

TIP: GO INTO YOUR STATUS MENU AND SELECT THE ARMOR TAB.

You check the Shabby Shirt.

Shabby Shirt: DEF -1

This shirt, like many things, used to be better.

You check the Shabby Pants

Shabby Pants: DEF 0

These pants aren’t actually that shabby. At least they don’t sink your defense.

You check the Shabby Socks

Shabby Socks: DEF 1

-1+0+1= 0

John’s stomach rumbles.

“Ugh…Should probably go get something to eat. Am i still broke?”

TASK: CHECK YOUR WALLET.

John checks his wallet.

“5G?! Wow, I’m not broke anymore.

Let’s go to the bakery then!”

TASK: GO OUTSIDE.

TIP: THERE’S A DOOR IN YOUR ROOM, YOU KNOW?

John leaves his apartment.

You can see the mildly beautiful view of Fighter’s Street.

It seems like an adventure is going to unfold.

An adventure about a croissant, entering your mouth, being chewed into little bits and being swallowed to finally reach your stomach.

This adventure begins now.

TASK: GO INTO THE BAKERY.

TIP: LOOK IN FRONT OF YOU.

Nobody’s in sight, strange since the chiming of the clock was as loud as the honking of cars on a highway.

John enters the bakery, and goes to the cashier.

“Hello Ms. Boulang.”

“Hey, John. What do you wanna buy?”

“A croissant, please.”

“Hot or cold?”

“Cold.”

“Alright.”

She pulls out a croissant from a refrigerator and uses a hair dryer to heat it.

“So how’s your day so far?”

“Pretty bad. Didn’t really sleep last night. Having the nightmare about you know what.”

“Ugh…This was 5 years ago, John. Forget about it.”

“You’re right…”

“Did you get a job?”

“No… I’m pretty sure you knew that already.”

“John, you can’t keep living like that. If you don’t get a job soon, you’ll probably be evicted from your apartment. How did you even still not get evicted?”

“I threw an egg on the landlord’s house and told him that it was a winged bear with throwing egg super powers. He’s scared of three things: Wings, Bears and Eggs. I told him that i’ll keep it away from him, if i can stay in the apartment without paying for at least one year.”

“You know the year is almost over, right?”

“…Yeah. Well, if i’m lucky i can find a flying bear with egg throwing abilities and keep it as a pet.”

“You can’t keep living like that, you know?”

“Yes, i can.”

She finished heating up the croissant.

“Here you go. 2,50G please.”

“Here you go.”

John puts 2,50 G on the counter.

“Wait, isn’t it your birthday today?”

“…No.”

“Alright. Bye John!”

“Bye Ms. Boulang.”

As John was about to leave he saw a man, or more of a shady figure. He ignored him at first but noticed that he had a weapon on him. A gun to be precise. He wanted to sneak up behind him and maybe hit him with one of his shoes, but he knew this was too risky. What if this guy is part of this town’s mob? Turf wars have been happening left and right here on Fighter’s Street. You wouldn’t want to get mixed up in all of that.

John left the bakery and went back to his house.

The man in the bakery pulls out the gun on Ms. Boulang, he also pulls out a bag.

“I want the money in here, please.”

As he said that you can hear the sound of a window breaking.

“What was that?”

You can hear a splotch on the ground.

Finally, a creature with a head floating above its body jumps through the window of the bakery.

“I’m not paying the repair bills.”

“HUH?!” reacted the shady one and Ms. Boulang.

“Yes, i know. My pants are pretty shabby, but hey, at least it gives them a unique look right?

Anyway, i heard from Santa that a naughty boy with a pew pew machine was going into a bakery to rob someone. Wow, what kind of idiot robs a bakery for money? You rob one for the food, ya idiot!”

“WHO ARE YOU?!” asked the shady one.

“I’m called by a lot of names, but i won’t waste time like that Spider hero in this one movie.

I’ll just have you know my name through violence.”

The creature pulls out a stick from his bulky hat and slaps the shady figure with it.

“SLAPSTICK! GET IT?! IT’S FUNNY! HAHAHAHAHAHA!”

His laugh becomes physical and starts to hit the shady person.

“ENOUGH FROM THIS CLOWN!”

The shady figure shoots with his gun at Slapstick, but the bullet just bounces off and hits the shady figure’s shoe.

“Get a HOLE of this.”

Slapstick pulls out a hole from his hat and places it under the shady robber.

The shady robber falls into the hole and it seems that he can’t escape the hole.

“You fool!”

“Oh, did you look into a mirror?”

“YOU FOOL! I KNEW YOU WOULD COME!”

“It’s my job after all!”

“QUIET!”

The shady figure transforms himself into an alien.

“Wow, this is pretty random.”

The Alien rises from the hole using a jetpack.

“MUAHAHAHA! I am Count Dred Blek! Conqueror of planets, master strategist and-”

“Wait, let me guess. Cliché villain with a giant army of incompetents backing him up?”

“……QUIET! I have been searching for this mask for years and you clown are wearing it right now! GIVE IT TO ME AND I MAY MAKE YOU MY RIGHT-HAND MAN!”

(You could choose now, but since this is the good boy route, we’ll just do that you won’t accept the offer.)

“NEVAH!”

“Then die!”

“This is the most cliché thing to say, ar- are you sure you’re not a cliché super villain.”

“SHUT UP! BLEK MINIONS, ATTACK HIM!”

“You literally called them Blek Minions?

Well, time for a real wallop.

FIGHT BEGINS! *DRING DRING*

*Press Z on the blocks to do stuff.

(Now i’m just assuming what you would do)

*Attack -> Special -> Headball.

*Press Z repeatedly to dribble.

*Your head bounces of the walls it hurts the enemies but will hurt you too, dodge it!

*Dodges*

*EXCELLENT!

Enemies: LONG LIVE THE GUY WHO PAYS US!

The enemies form a pyramid and throw their lances at you.

DODGE!

*GOOD

Attack -> Normal -> Hammer

*Keep your finger pressed on Normal -> Punch

You approach the enemies to punch them. Press Z repeatedly to fill up the Punch Gauge.

*Perfect!

YOU WON!

You got 10 Star Points and a Lance.

“Wow, your troops are useless.”

“SILENCE! You will give me this mask at once!!!!!1111!!!”

“No.”

“Then I’m gonna force you to give it to me. Uhm… If you don’t give it to me, i’ll uhm… DESTROY an… uhm… I’M GONNA DESTROY A BAKERY!

“You wouldn’t dare!”

“Oh yes i would.”

“I’ll make you eat those words!”

Slapstick throws a hammer at Dred Blek.

Dred Blek catches the hammer and throws it at Slapstick.

This causes the mask to break off Slapstick’s face.

Slapstick transforms into a human.

The human covers his face with a shabby piece of cloth.

“You-YOU-YOOUUUUUU! YOU IDIOT! YOU BROKE THE MASK!

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?!”

“Heheh, that you won’t be able to have superpowers anymore?”

“NO! I HAVE TO COLLECT THE POWERS OF THIS MASK ACROSS MULTIPLE UNIVERSES YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHI-”

“Hey, why not tell me about your evil plan if I’m going to die anyway?”

“Oh, uhm… OF COURSE.

Well…”

As Dred Blek explains his evil plan which is as cliché as himself, the human, still covering his face with cloth escapes with a piece of his mask.

Dred Blek notices and goes away using some sort of teleportation device.

The human goes back to his apartment, and lays himself on his bed, throwing the piece of cloth away, since he doesn’t have to hide his identity anymore, even if going into your apartment kinda reveals your identity, but every story has a plot hole, right?

“Ugh…my days as Slapstick are gone, now. Well, it was fun while it lasted.”

This human reveals himself to be John Katherin.

Yes, big plot twist, I know.

“Welp, seems like i’ve got no more friends… I can die a normal person knowing i did something good once. Time to get a job, go back to studying and-”

Suddenly, his eyes go from brown to green.

John hears a voice inside his head.

“YOU IDIOT! Haven’t you heard what cliché supervillain Number 89 said? We could go across different universes to get the powers back!”

“Ugh…Are YOU an idiot? What did you say? “ACROSS UNIVERSES” ARE YOU BRAINDEAD?! I’M A HUMAN WITH NO POWERS! I’m weak!”

“Ugh… Listen, i don’t want to say emotional shit, but in the 5 years i knew you, I know one thing, you’re hopeful. So why lose hope now? Universes? That’s no big deal, y’know? You captured the baddest baddies in Fighter’s Street, getting pieces of a mask won’t be a big deal.”

“Me? Doing that? That was you. I didn’t do anything.”

“You know that you had most of the control, right? I only say the one-liners, cause you’re bad at it.”

“Now tell me, what do we do go across universes? Should i go find a portal in Fighter’s Street and jump into it without knowing where to go? Should i do that?”

“Yes.”

“…Ok, i’ll do it. But not for me, for you. Promise that if i find the powers again, you’ll leave me alone completely, ok? I’m gonna throw you back into the sea of nightmares I found you and i’ll never have to think about you again, ok?”

“…Alright.”

“Let’s do this.”

END OF CHAPTER 1-

“Slapstick, wait.”

“You just broke the fourth wall, that’s my job.”

“Yes, but what happened to Ms. Boulang?”

“What about her?”

“You know that the fight we had happened in the bakery, right? What happened to her?”

“Let’s say she died and that’s one of your motivations too.”

“…No. Let’s just say that the writer was lazy.”

“Mm…I would love to, but I’m not allowed to annoy the writer until Chapter 2.”

“Let’s say that you saved her and put her somewhere where she’s safe.”

“Let’s do that.”

“You know this sounds simillar to the thing you said at the first end of Chapter 1, right?”

“Oh, shut up.”

REAL END OF CHAPTER 1

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How would the new Joker movie be if it was done by Christopher Nolan in place of Todd Phillips?

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Let's get into then.

I am becoming Christopher Nolan :D

New movie will be named- “JOKER : AFTER THE DARK KNIGHT”

BHAAAAANG!!

Two police took one man and kicked him into the cell.

He shouted with pain, “Ahhhh! Bastards!!!! I have rights too”

Suddenly, he heard a laughing noise from a nearby cell, “Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha”

He said, “Who it is? STOP IT, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. STOP IT”

“Good doctor, I presume or should I say bad……. Scarecrow!!! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha”

Scarecrow: “You are Joker, aren't you?”

Joker: “We finally meet then. Ha, ha, ha, ha”

Scarecrow: “Do you know what has happened outside?”

Joker: “No. I don't care. Ha, ha, ha, ha”

Scarecrow: “Stop acting so insane all the time and listen Batman is dead”

Joker: “WHAT?!!!!!!????? CANNOT BE. ONLY I WILL KILL HIM”

Scarecrow: “Yeah, sorry to disappoint you, Buddy, but I was working for some very powerful people and they managed to inflict a far more damage to the city than you could ever possibly imagine and along with Batman”

Joker: “No, no, no, no, no”

Crying sounds was coming from other cell

Scarecrow: “Buddy, don't cry, I am sure we can find something…….”

Suddenly, sounds stopped

Absolute silence

And then, “Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha”

Scarecrow: “STOP IT. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. STOP IT. GUARDS TAKE ME AWAY. I CAN TAKE IT ANYMORE. I WILL GO CRAZY”

Meanwhile in Gotham City-

In Wayne mansion-

Lucius Fox: “What did you say your name?”

Robin: “John Blake, I prefer to call myself, Robin”

Lucius Fox: “Do you know everything?”

Robin: “Yes. This is the message Bruce Wayne gave me”

Lucius Fox: “Oh! Are you sure that you want to do this specially after seeing the outcome Bruce Wayne had to endure. Look at him in the end loosing everything in the process even his life”

Robin: “ Batman can be anyone, it is a sign to protect the City so Bruce Wayne may have died but Batman didn't and neither did his legacy. It was Bruce's wish that I took the mantle so I have to respect that and crime isn't slowing down either in Gotham City”

Lucius Fox: “You need training though. If Bruce Wayne was alive then he would have trained you but since he isn't, I know someone who can”

Robin: “Who is it?”

Lucius Fox: “He is known as Richard Dragon. He is the best MMA fighter in this planet. He is a friend”

Robin: “Let's do it then what are we waiting for?”

Couple of days later-

Richard: “Did you ever fight professionally?”

Robin: “Nope. Just in the neighborhood. I grew up in the tough neighborhood”

Richard: “Are you interested in octagon? Because whatever I saw from you till now is very impressive. Believe me I don't ever say that. I have some old contact there”

Robin: “Thanks. But I am not interested”

Suddenly, there's some angry noise

Richard ran away towards the source

Robin followed him.

Two police captured one kid but the kid was fighting back and giving his everything.

Richard: “Wait! Guys, I know this kid. He trains under me. What happened?”

Police: “This is a very troubled kid. That jewelry storekeeper informed us that he was stealing from them”

Richard: “Okay, take it easy, guys, he is just a kid. Let me handle it”

Police: “Mr Richard, you are a good man, we are big fan of you so we are trusting your word on this kid but that kid is anything but trouble. This is not even his first time. We are letting him go because of you, Mr Richard. Watch out. I wouldn't trust that kid”

Richard: “Thanks, guys, I have got it from here”

Robin: “What's the story with him?

Richard: “Someone from mob killed his parents and left him to rot for himself. I found him and trying to teach the good stuff. But clearly it's not working. I wish if he could identify with someone. A role model”

Robin: “Let me try”

“So you are good at causing chaos, what are the things you good at?”

Boy: “Who are you?”

Robin: “My name is Dick Grayson and I understand what is going on with you. I know you are angry all the time and you have this rage inside you and it's trying to come out and trying to destroy everything”

Boy: “Really, you can tell. How?”

Robin: “I know what it's like to grow up in a rough neighborhood without any parents”

Boy: “Your parents were also killed?”

Robin: “Nope. I was never that lucky to begin with. I never knew my parents. What is your name by the way?”

Boy said with a smile, “Jason Todd. And who are you?”

Robin: “Dick Grayson is my current name. Don't tell anyone”

Jason said with a smile, “I won't”

In the meanwhile in Arkham Asylum-

Alarm bells are ringing.

Ring, ring……

“What happened?”

“Someone is killed by the Joker”

“And one guard's uniform is missing and along with Joker”

Commissioner Gordon came and investigated.

Suddenly, his mobile phone was ringing.

Commissioner Gordon annoyingly said, “Who is calling me now in this busy hour"

And he heard a laughing noise in other side

“Ha, ha, ha,………..”

Commissioner Gordon: “Joker”

Joker: “Commissioner Gordon. My favourite commissioner. Oh! I missed you so much. Ha, ha, ha”

Commissioner Gordon: “What do you want? We will catch you soon”

Joker: “I have no doubt about that. Ha, ha. Ha. I just want to know where is Batman?”

Commissioner Gordon: “I don't have time for this. Batman is dead”

Joker: “No. He isn't. Ha. Ha, ha. Ha”

Commissioner Gordon: “Stop this insanity Joker and give yourself up”

Joker: “Oh! My dear commissioner. Not so easily. Tell Batman that I am coming for him and you also as you didn't help me. Ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha”

Connection got disconnected

Commissioner Gordon said, “Did you find the link?”

Police: “Yes”

Commissioner Gordon: “Okay, Joker. We have got you now. No more asylum. This time I will make sure that you will never ever see the daylight again”

Police: “Commissioner. Commissioner”

Commissioner Gordon: “What is it?”

Police: “Commissioner, it's coming from your house”

Commissioner Gordon: “WHAT? Oh! No! My daughter. Barbara”

When he reached his house.

He saw a card of Joker with a lot of ‘Ha, ha, ha' written on it. And Barbara was missing.

He heard a laughing noise and he ran towards the sound and found his wife's face was damaged but she was laughing constantly.

Commissioner Gordon said with tremendous shock, “OH! MY DEAR! WHAT DID THAT MONSTER DO WITH YOU?”

Later in Gotham morgue-

“Sorry, commissioner but we didn't have any drug for her. She was dead even before we tried to do something. I am very sorry”

Commissioner Gordon: “No. You did your job. This is my fault. I should have been more careful since Batman is gone. I can't even imagine what Joker is doing with her. Oh! My God! I can't think”

“Again I am very sorry. But commissioner, we analysed the drug we found from your wife's blood. It's some kind of gas mixed with scarecrow's fear gas”

Commissioner Gordon: “Scarecrow. I should have known”

Commissioner Gordon was beating the hell out of Scarecrow and asked, “Where is Joker? What he will do with Barbara. Tell me or I will kill you”

Scarecrow said with tremendous pain, “Believe me I don't know anything. He was making me crazy. I asked him to stop. He said that he wanted to know my fear gas formula. I told him. That's what I know. Believe me that's the only thing I know. I am scared of Joker too. I don't want to be anywhere near to him. Believe me I don't know anything beyond this”

Suddenly a police officer came and said, “Commissioner, there's some message from Joker”

He turned on the TV and it seemed Joker hijacked one major Gotham news station and killing people for fun and laughing and saying, “Batman, batty, batty, batty, my favourite knight, come out and play. We all know that you aren't dead. Batty, batty, batty, come out and play or I will kill one by one” in saying this he shot down the news anchor and presenter and was laughing laudly, “Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha”

Commissioner Gordon said, “Everyone let's go immediately, with our full force let's gherao the whole building”

Robin saw everything

Lucius Fox said, “You aren't properly trained yet for this”

Robin: “Look what Joker is doing. Batman should have killed him in the first time”

Lucius Fox: “Remember, Batman didn't want to do that because that's exactly what Joker wanted”

Robin: “And look at him now”

When Robin entered the newsroom, he saw everyone was laughing laudly and every one of their face was damaged.

Suddenly, he was gassed from the behind by Joker and said, “Hmmm, another Batman wannabe. Ha. Ha, ha, ha”

Robin jumped on Joker and kicked his mouth and two of his teeth were broken. Blood was coming out from Joker's mouths but still he was laughing and saying, “Ha. Ha, ha, ha. Face mask good one. Ha, ha but I was expecting Batman not batboy. Ha, ha” in saying this he brought out a detonator and said, “Good bye. Batboy. Ha, ha”

Robin jumped out of the window and the whole room was destroyed by the explosion.

Robin was injured from the blast. He was walking slowly through the Gotham slum and then tried to contact Lucius Fox but became senseless.

Just before he lost his conscience. He saw someone was coming towards him.

When he woke up. He saw Jason was sitting worried.

Robin said, “How did you find me?”

Jason said, “I live here. I was trying to steal something in night. But instead I found you. Your Mask is damaged, Robin or should I say Dick Grayson. Don't worry I won't tell anyone”

Robin: “Give me that mask”

Jason said, “But I won't tell anyone”

Robin: “I know I just have to contact someone. There's a microphone”

Jason: “Wow! Such a cool tech! Very Batman like. Wait! ARE YOU WORKING WITH BATMAN? DO YOU KNOW BATMAN? IS HE ALIVE?”

Robin: “Hold on kid. No. I am not working with him. Batman is dead”

A few minutes later, Lucius Fox came and picked up Robin into the car and said, “I told you so”

And then looking at the kid, he asked, “Who is this kid? Wait, did he know about your secret? Wow! You managed to screw up so many angles. I don't know what Bruce saw in you”

Robin: “Thanks for the vote of confidence. I know him. His name is Jason Todd”

Fox: “Can we trust him?”

Looking at the face of Jason Todd, Robin said, “Yes. Not only we can trust him, he is coming with us”

Fox: “Great!”

In Wayne mansion-

Jason: “Wait! Bruce Wayne is Batman. I can't believe it. Impossible”

Fox: “I am already not feeling good about this”

Robin: “Look I understand his situation. That kid is at the brink of his life. A little push and he could go dark. He needs to channel his anger correctly and I am going to help him on that”

Fox: “So now what? He is too going with you to fight crime. Wonderful. Now I have to deal with two amateurs”

Robin: “Well. Not right away but after a lot of training definitely. As you said before that we need more training and better suits and Batman's gadget. It was a mistake going against Joker like that and since he added some stuff on his own. Why not we do the same?”

Jason: “Hooray. We are Superheroes”

Fox: “I am already regretting this”

When Commissioner Gordon entered his house, he was struck from behind and he woke up, he found himself in a dark room with Joker.

Commissioner Gordon said with tremendous anger, “Where is Barbara? What did you do with her? You monster, you didn't kill her, did you?”

Joker: “Relax commissioner, she is alright, just tell me where is Batman and I will let her go”

Commissioner Gordon said, “Didn't you hear, Batman is dead. Okay. He died saving this city from a nuclear bomb”

Joker: “Ha. Ha, ha. Ha, ha. Now that's the official story but did they find any of his body parts?”

Commissioner Gordon: “You Stupid, crazy idiot, we are talking about Atom bomb here. There won't be any body parts. Batman is dead”

Joker: “Ha, ha. Ha. I know very well our cape Crusader friend. Batman don't do anything without any plan. So where is he hiding?”

Commissioner Gordon: “I don't know. Please, believe me. Please. Torture me all you want but please let my daughter go. Please. Joker if you have any humanity left, please let her go. Please”

Joker: “Oh! You think I am such monster. You hurt me commissioner. See I am exactly what society wants me to be. Do you think you and I are so different? Since it seems like Batman is really dead then let me rather concentrate on you. Let me show you that anyone can be like me if situation pushed him. Welcome to your new life commissioner Gordon. Enjoy the view from 360° angle. Ha, ha, ha, ha”

Commissioner Gordon shouted with tremendous shock and anger and pain, “What did you do with my Barbara? You monster. I will kill you if I ever get out of here”

THERE WAS EVERYWHERE NUDE TORTURING VIDEOS OF BARBARA GORDON

Joker: “Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha”

In Paris-

Bruce Wayne got a letter

Selena Kyle said, “Bruce someone sent a letter from Gotham. Who knows that you exist?”

Bruce Wayne got up quickly and read the letter, “Hey, batty, how long are you going to hide behind in France? You took early retirement. But Gotham didn't. Guess what your honest commissioner friend did? He told me about your whereabouts? Ha. Ha, ha. Looks like commissioner Gordon has lost his mind as well. As they say bad apple corrupt other apples. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Can't wait to meet you. Ha, ha, ha, ha”

Bruce Wayne said, “We can't stay here anymore. Taking retirement was the biggest mistake I made. Now everything is chaos in Gotham because of me. Batman can't take retirement”

Selena Kyle said, “Don't say such thing. You needed it more than anything”

Bruce Wayne: “Now the break is over and I won't make that same mistake again”

Selena Kyle said, “I understand, I am going to help you, Bruce”

And they were preparing to kiss

Suddenly, the house was rained with bullet and they heard a familiar voice, “Ha, ha. Ha, ha”

Bruce and Selena escaped from the underground tunnels from that old European castle”

When Bruce got up to a safe place, he realised that Selena was shot.

Bruce said, “Oh! No. Don't leave me. Selena. I need you”

Selena said, “Don't worry about it, Bruce, I am only holding you back, I made the Batman weak. Bullet has hit my kidney. I have no chance to survive now. I am releasing you from this, Bruce. Gotham needs you. Gotham needs his Batman more than it's Bruce Wayne”

Joker said with anger and disappointment, “He again managed to survive. But Bruce Wayne is Batman which means only one place he can go Wayne mansion”

In the Wayne mansion-

All the alarm bells were ringing

Fox, Dick and Jason saw Joker was laughing looking at the CCTV cameras before he destroyed each of them.

Jason said, “Now is the time to set the things straight. I will punish this psychopathic Maniac.”

Dick said, “No, we won't do any such thing. Remember last time we went without any plan. First of all, this is not Joker's style which means he is really desperate now. Let him make a mistake and we are going to capture him”

In the meantime-

Joker: “Brucy, Brucy, Brucy, look what you did, you not only left yourself vulnerable but you lost your advantage as well. I know now who are you? Ha, ha, ha, ha”

Dick turned off the electricity of the building

Joker was roaming around aimlessly and laughing and talking his usual shit.

Suddenly, Dick turned on the headlights of the building which blindsided Joker and Dick knocked him out one punch.

When Joker woke up he saw himself in some cell.

Dick Grayson came and said, “Your game is up. I heard what you did with Commissioner Gordon. He is in Arkham Asylum going through some heavy treatment and is daughter is currently in ICU because of your inhuman torture. We are sending you to California. You are going to have capital punishment since Gotham doesn't have death penalty. I am going to be your guard. Believe me you have no chance of escape”

Joker didn't say anything just clapped

Dick Grayson said with a lot of sarcasm, “Yeah, clap now. But you won't be doing that for very long”

Dick Grayson came to Jason and told him, “Don't go close to the cell, he is master manipulator, don't give him any opportunities, I am going to see how Commissioner Gordon and his daughter are doing. I will be back very soon. I am trusting you with these. Don't let me down”

But Jason being Jason, he does not listen anyone and he never did anyway. So he was very curious about Joker so he went to the cell to check him out.

He said to Joker, “So you are the joker, huh! You don't look scary to me. I never feared any clown infact I kicked their asses”

Joker said, “Didn't your babysitter ask you not to come to me?”

Jason said, “He isn't my babysitter. I am not scared of you”.

Joker said, “Good for you. Kid. I like you. I like your courage”

Jason said, “He also told me that you are a master manipulator and that you will try to manipulate me”

Joker said, “He said that, didn't he? Look I am not going to do any such thing with you. I am not going to laugh either. Do you know what is the difference between you hero type and us villain type. Nothing much. We are the same. Except we keep you from becoming us as you can then channel your aggression fighting against us. So see we are helping you becoming sane. So kid let me give you one last lecture before they took me away forever. Why are you staying here? Why can't you live like a normal people. Do you know why because you are already damaged from the very beginning just like us. If you try to lead a normal life. You will end up becoming me. Let's take an example of Bruce Wayne the Batman. Why did he need to become Batman? He could have lead a very normal life like just another rich guy but no, he had to become this Batman because otherwise he would have become me. That's also the reason even after so many crimes Batman didn't want to kill me because he feared then he will become me. So what does that tell you about your hero type?”

Jason: “Yeah, you are not trying to manipulate me. Listen clown, I grew up in a terrible rough neighborhood. I am not some snowflake that you will manipulate and I am going to be one. I am not Batman and I don't think I will ever become one either. I would have killed you in the first place if I was in Batman's place. I had no problem with sleeping after that as well. People like you don't deserve to be alive and there is nothing complicated about this.”

Joker: “You are right. I tried to manipulate you but it didn't work. I have to say that you are a very clever type. Probably even more than Batman”

Jason: “Yeah right. Now you are just boring me”

Dick came back and said to Joker, “Yeah, police is coming, you are getting very close to your death”

Joker: “Ha, ha, ha”

When Joker was going to the police van, he tried to get a gun from one last time from a fellow police officer but Dick Grayson floored him with one punch. Joker was suddenly laughing and said, “I am human bomb, I have one bomb inside my belly, and the detonator is my mouth under my tongue. If anyone of you try to touch me, I am going to bomb all of us”

Dick said, “He is bluffing”

Fox said, “Nope, he isn't. There's really a bomb under his belly. Look through this”

Dick said to Joker, “Are you really going to try that? Because I don't think you are capable of blowing yourself up. You are only capable of killing others”

Joker said with a smile, “Question is- are you going to take a chance on that or not? This is a long range bomb which means there's going to be a lot of civilian casualty, ha, ha, ha, ha”

Suddenly, Jason brought a gun and tried to shoot him and looking at that, Dick tried to stop him.

Joker bit one of the police's ear and jumped out of the van and was running away and suddenly a black van came out of nowhere. And said to Joker, “Came on, get on it. I have been sent by the Falcone family as you requested”

Joker got on it.

After a while, he realised that driver wasn't taking him to Falcone family.

Joker said, “Well played, Bruce Wayne or should I say Batman?”

Bruce took the mask off and said, “Finally we meet face to face. You wanted me and now I am here. What do you want to do now?

Joker said, “I just wanted to do this” in saying he turned on the detonator and the van was exploded.

Joker's body was destroyed completely and before he died for the final time, he realised that was just a hologram of Bruce Wayne not real

Joker died in trying to smile

Fox said to Bruce, “Why did you do this?”

Bruce Wayne said, “Because he wanted this. I just gave what he wanted. I didn't get him earlier when I figured him later, I realised what I needed to do. That's when I decided use my hologram with a remote control car. I knew Jason could not help himself. Whatever I saw of him, I can tell that he is probably more damaged than me. I need to handle him very carefully. It's not going to be easy to decipher him from Joker's manipulation”

Dick Grayson heard everything and said, “You knew about all of this. You came here before Joker????!!! Yet you didn't do anything. I am sorry, I don't understand that”

Bruce Wayne said, “You don't have to be. It's very messed up shit. Not everyone has to go through that”

Dick Grayson said, “You probably right, but since I don't understand your method, I no longer have to work with you. I am getting the hell out of here”

Bruce Wayne said, “Are you sure about that because you have lots to learn yet?”

Dick Grayson said, “Yeah, I am sure. Jason, will you come with me?”

Jason couldn't say anything

Dick Grayson said, “You don't have to say anything, I understood” in saying this he left

One month later-

Commissioner Gordon was released from Arkham Asylum.

Batman met him and said, “Friend, you did everything for me. Now let me do something for your daughter”.

Commissioner Gordon said, “Can you help her, Batman, she is completely damaged and broken, I don't think she will ever be able to function in normal society”

Batman said, “Now, let me handle that. Normal conventional medical treatment won't work with her. I know certain things that could be very helpful to her but it's going to be hard and it will take some time but I believe I can help her make again a strong independent confident Woman. But she has to stay with us with your permission of course”

Commissioner Gordon said, “Please help her Batman, please help her. Do whatever you need to do but please make her full again”

Batman said, “I promise that she will again be normal but she has to use her dark side properly. I believe I can help her with that”

Commissioner Gordon said, “Thank you so much Batman”

THE END

End not really?

This is the beginning of Batgirl, Nightwing and Red hood.

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How would the new Joker movie be if it was done by Christopher Nolan in place of Todd Phillips?

This question was asked to me on Quora which is a social media app asking questions and getting answers

Read the answer below

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Very good question :D

Let's get into then.

I am becoming Christopher Nolan :D

New movie will be named- “JOKER : AFTER THE DARK KNIGHT”

BHAAAAANG!!

Two police took one man and kicked him into the cell.

He shouted with pain, “Ahhhh! Bastards!!!! I have rights too”

Suddenly, he heard a laughing noise from a nearby cell, “Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha”

He said, “Who it is? STOP IT, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. STOP IT”

“Good doctor, I presume or should I say bad……. Scarecrow!!! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha”

Scarecrow: “You are Joker, aren't you?”

Joker: “We finally meet then. Ha, ha, ha, ha”

Scarecrow: “Do you know what has happened outside?”

Joker: “No. I don't care. Ha, ha, ha, ha”

Scarecrow: “Stop acting so insane all the time and listen Batman is dead”

Joker: “WHAT?!!!!!!????? CANNOT BE. ONLY I WILL KILL HIM”

Scarecrow: “Yeah, sorry to disappoint you, Buddy, but I was working for some very powerful people and they managed to inflict a far more damage to the city than you could ever possibly imagine and along with Batman”

Joker: “No, no, no, no, no”

Crying sounds was coming from other cell

Scarecrow: “Buddy, don't cry, I am sure we can find something…….”

Suddenly, sounds stopped

Absolute silence

And then, “Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha”

Scarecrow: “STOP IT. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. STOP IT. GUARDS TAKE ME AWAY. I CAN TAKE IT ANYMORE. I WILL GO CRAZY”

Meanwhile in Gotham City-

In Wayne mansion-

Lucius Fox: “What did you say your name?”

Robin: “John Blake, I prefer to call myself, Robin”

Lucius Fox: “Do you know everything?”

Robin: “Yes. This is the message Bruce Wayne gave me”

Lucius Fox: “Oh! Are you sure that you want to do this specially after seeing the outcome Bruce Wayne had to endure. Look at him in the end loosing everything in the process even his life”

Robin: “ Batman can be anyone, it is a sign to protect the City so Bruce Wayne may have died but Batman didn't and neither did his legacy. It was Bruce's wish that I took the mantle so I have to respect that and crime isn't slowing down either in Gotham City”

Lucius Fox: “You need training though. If Bruce Wayne was alive then he would have trained you but since he isn't, I know someone who can”

Robin: “Who is it?”

Lucius Fox: “He is known as Richard Dragon. He is the best MMA fighter in this planet. He is a friend”

Robin: “Let's do it then what are we waiting for?”

Couple of days later-

Richard: “Did you ever fight professionally?”

Robin: “Nope. Just in the neighborhood. I grew up in the tough neighborhood”

Richard: “Are you interested in octagon? Because whatever I saw from you till now is very impressive. Believe me I don't ever say that. I have some old contact there”

Robin: “Thanks. But I am not interested”

Suddenly, there's some angry noise

Richard ran away towards the source

Robin followed him.

Two police captured one kid but the kid was fighting back and giving his everything.

Richard: “Wait! Guys, I know this kid. He trains under me. What happened?”

Police: “This is a very troubled kid. That jewelry storekeeper informed us that he was stealing from them”

Richard: “Okay, take it easy, guys, he is just a kid. Let me handle it”

Police: “Mr Richard, you are a good man, we are big fan of you so we are trusting your word on this kid but that kid is anything but trouble. This is not even his first time. We are letting him go because of you, Mr Richard. Watch out. I wouldn't trust that kid”

Richard: “Thanks, guys, I have got it from here”

Robin: “What's the story with him?

Richard: “Someone from mob killed his parents and left him to rot for himself. I found him and trying to teach the good stuff. But clearly it's not working. I wish if he could identify with someone. A role model”

Robin: “Let me try”

“So you are good at causing chaos, what are the things you good at?”

Boy: “Who are you?”

Robin: “My name is Dick Grayson and I understand what is going on with you. I know you are angry all the time and you have this rage inside you and it's trying to come out and trying to destroy everything”

Boy: “Really, you can tell. How?”

Robin: “I know what it's like to grow up in a rough neighborhood without any parents”

Boy: “Your parents were also killed?”

Robin: “Nope. I was never that lucky to begin with. I never knew my parents. What is your name by the way?”

Boy said with a smile, “Jason Todd. And who are you?”

Robin: “Dick Grayson is my current name. Don't tell anyone”

Jason said with a smile, “I won't”

In the meanwhile in Arkham Asylum-

Alarm bells are ringing.

Ring, ring……

“What happened?”

“Someone is killed by the Joker”

“And one guard's uniform is missing and along with Joker”

Commissioner Gordon came and investigated.

Suddenly, his mobile phone was ringing.

Commissioner Gordon annoyingly said, “Who is calling me now in this busy hour"

And he heard a laughing noise in other side

“Ha, ha, ha,………..”

Commissioner Gordon: “Joker”

Joker: “Commissioner Gordon. My favourite commissioner. Oh! I missed you so much. Ha, ha, ha”

Commissioner Gordon: “What do you want? We will catch you soon”

Joker: “I have no doubt about that. Ha, ha. Ha. I just want to know where is Batman?”

Commissioner Gordon: “I don't have time for this. Batman is dead”

Joker: “No. He isn't. Ha. Ha, ha. Ha”

Commissioner Gordon: “Stop this insanity Joker and give yourself up”

Joker: “Oh! My dear commissioner. Not so easily. Tell Batman that I am coming for him and you also as you didn't help me. Ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha”

Connection got disconnected

Commissioner Gordon said, “Did you find the link?”

Police: “Yes”

Commissioner Gordon: “Okay, Joker. We have got you now. No more asylum. This time I will make sure that you will never ever see the daylight again”

Police: “Commissioner. Commissioner”

Commissioner Gordon: “What is it?”

Police: “Commissioner, it's coming from your house”

Commissioner Gordon: “WHAT? Oh! No! My daughter. Barbara”

When he reached his house.

He saw a card of Joker with a lot of ‘Ha, ha, ha' written on it. And Barbara was missing.

He heard a laughing noise and he ran towards the sound and found his wife's face was damaged but she was laughing constantly.

Commissioner Gordon said with tremendous shock, “OH! MY DEAR! WHAT DID THAT MONSTER DO WITH YOU?”

Later in Gotham morgue-

“Sorry, commissioner but we didn't have any drug for her. She was dead even before we tried to do something. I am very sorry”

Commissioner Gordon: “No. You did your job. This is my fault. I should have been more careful since Batman is gone. I can't even imagine what Joker is doing with her. Oh! My God! I can't think”

“Again I am very sorry. But commissioner, we analysed the drug we found from your wife's blood. It's some kind of gas mixed with scarecrow's fear gas”

Commissioner Gordon: “Scarecrow. I should have known”

Commissioner Gordon was beating the hell out of Scarecrow and asked, “Where is Joker? What he will do with Barbara. Tell me or I will kill you”

Scarecrow said with tremendous pain, “Believe me I don't know anything. He was making me crazy. I asked him to stop. He said that he wanted to know my fear gas formula. I told him. That's what I know. Believe me that's the only thing I know. I am scared of Joker too. I don't want to be anywhere near to him. Believe me I don't know anything beyond this”

Suddenly a police officer came and said, “Commissioner, there's some message from Joker”

He turned on the TV and it seemed Joker hijacked one major Gotham news station and killing people for fun and laughing and saying, “Batman, batty, batty, batty, my favourite knight, come out and play. We all know that you aren't dead. Batty, batty, batty, come out and play or I will kill one by one” in saying this he shot down the news anchor and presenter and was laughing laudly, “Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha”

Commissioner Gordon said, “Everyone let's go immediately, with our full force let's gherao the whole building”

Robin saw everything

Lucius Fox said, “You aren't properly trained yet for this”

Robin: “Look what Joker is doing. Batman should have killed him in the first time”

Lucius Fox: “Remember, Batman didn't want to do that because that's exactly what Joker wanted”

Robin: “And look at him now”

When Robin entered the newsroom, he saw everyone was laughing laudly and every one of their face was damaged.

Suddenly, he was gassed from the behind by Joker and said, “Hmmm, another Batman wannabe. Ha. Ha, ha, ha”

Robin jumped on Joker and kicked his mouth and two of his teeth were broken. Blood was coming out from Joker's mouths but still he was laughing and saying, “Ha. Ha, ha, ha. Face mask good one. Ha, ha but I was expecting Batman not batboy. Ha, ha” in saying this he brought out a detonator and said, “Good bye. Batboy. Ha, ha”

Robin jumped out of the window and the whole room was destroyed by the explosion.

Robin was injured from the blast. He was walking slowly through the Gotham slum and then tried to contact Lucius Fox but became senseless.

Just before he lost his conscience. He saw someone was coming towards him.

When he woke up. He saw Jason was sitting worried.

Robin said, “How did you find me?”

Jason said, “I live here. I was trying to steal something in night. But instead I found you. Your Mask is damaged, Robin or should I say Dick Grayson. Don't worry I won't tell anyone”

Robin: “Give me that mask”

Jason said, “But I won't tell anyone”

Robin: “I know I just have to contact someone. There's a microphone”

Jason: “Wow! Such a cool tech! Very Batman like. Wait! ARE YOU WORKING WITH BATMAN? DO YOU KNOW BATMAN? IS HE ALIVE?”

Robin: “Hold on kid. No. I am not working with him. Batman is dead”

A few minutes later, Lucius Fox came and picked up Robin into the car and said, “I told you so”

And then looking at the kid, he asked, “Who is this kid? Wait, did he know about your secret? Wow! You managed to screw up so many angles. I don't know what Bruce saw in you”

Robin: “Thanks for the vote of confidence. I know him. His name is Jason Todd”

Fox: “Can we trust him?”

Looking at the face of Jason Todd, Robin said, “Yes. Not only we can trust him, he is coming with us”

Fox: “Great!”

In Wayne mansion-

Jason: “Wait! Bruce Wayne is Batman. I can't believe it. Impossible”

Fox: “I am already not feeling good about this”

Robin: “Look I understand his situation. That kid is at the brink of his life. A little push and he could go dark. He needs to channel his anger correctly and I am going to help him on that”

Fox: “So now what? He is too going with you to fight crime. Wonderful. Now I have to deal with two amateurs”

Robin: “Well. Not right away but after a lot of training definitely. As you said before that we need more training and better suits and Batman's gadget. It was a mistake going against Joker like that and since he added some stuff on his own. Why not we do the same?”

Jason: “Hooray. We are Superheroes”

Fox: “I am already regretting this”

When Commissioner Gordon entered his house, he was struck from behind and he woke up, he found himself in a dark room with Joker.

Commissioner Gordon said with tremendous anger, “Where is Barbara? What did you do with her? You monster, you didn't kill her, did you?”

Joker: “Relax commissioner, she is alright, just tell me where is Batman and I will let her go”

Commissioner Gordon said, “Didn't you hear, Batman is dead. Okay. He died saving this city from a nuclear bomb”

Joker: “Ha. Ha, ha. Ha, ha. Now that's the official story but did they find any of his body parts?”

Commissioner Gordon: “You Stupid, crazy idiot, we are talking about Atom bomb here. There won't be any body parts. Batman is dead”

Joker: “Ha, ha. Ha. I know very well our cape Crusader friend. Batman don't do anything without any plan. So where is he hiding?”

Commissioner Gordon: “I don't know. Please, believe me. Please. Torture me all you want but please let my daughter go. Please. Joker if you have any humanity left, please let her go. Please”

Joker: “Oh! You think I am such monster. You hurt me commissioner. See I am exactly what society wants me to be. Do you think you and I are so different? Since it seems like Batman is really dead then let me rather concentrate on you. Let me show you that anyone can be like me if situation pushed him. Welcome to your new life commissioner Gordon. Enjoy the view from 360° angle. Ha, ha, ha, ha”

Commissioner Gordon shouted with tremendous shock and anger and pain, “What did you do with my Barbara? You monster. I will kill you if I ever get out of here”

THERE WAS EVERYWHERE NUDE TORTURING VIDEOS OF BARBARA GORDON

Joker: “Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha”

In Paris-

Bruce Wayne got a letter

Selena Kyle said, “Bruce someone sent a letter from Gotham. Who knows that you exist?”

Bruce Wayne got up quickly and read the letter, “Hey, batty, how long are you going to hide behind in France? You took early retirement. But Gotham didn't. Guess what your honest commissioner friend did? He told me about your whereabouts? Ha. Ha, ha. Looks like commissioner Gordon has lost his mind as well. As they say bad apple corrupt other apples. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Can't wait to meet you. Ha, ha, ha, ha”

Bruce Wayne said, “We can't stay here anymore. Taking retirement was the biggest mistake I made. Now everything is chaos in Gotham because of me. Batman can't take retirement”

Selena Kyle said, “Don't say such thing. You needed it more than anything”

Bruce Wayne: “Now the break is over and I won't make that same mistake again”

Selena Kyle said, “I understand, I am going to help you, Bruce”

And they were preparing to kiss

Suddenly, the house was rained with bullet and they heard a familiar voice, “Ha, ha. Ha, ha”

Bruce and Selena escaped from the underground tunnels from that old European castle”

When Bruce got up to a safe place, he realised that Selena was shot.

Bruce said, “Oh! No. Don't leave me. Selena. I need you”

Selena said, “Don't worry about it, Bruce, I am only holding you back, I made the Batman weak. Bullet has hit my kidney. I have no chance to survive now. I am releasing you from this, Bruce. Gotham needs you. Gotham needs his Batman more than it's Bruce Wayne”

Joker said with anger and disappointment, “He again managed to survive. But Bruce Wayne is Batman which means only one place he can go Wayne mansion”

In the Wayne mansion-

All the alarm bells were ringing

Fox, Dick and Jason saw Joker was laughing looking at the CCTV cameras before he destroyed each of them.

Jason said, “Now is the time to set the things straight. I will punish this psychopathic Maniac.”

Dick said, “No, we won't do any such thing. Remember last time we went without any plan. First of all, this is not Joker's style which means he is really desperate now. Let him make a mistake and we are going to capture him”

In the meantime-

Joker: “Brucy, Brucy, Brucy, look what you did, you not only left yourself vulnerable but you lost your advantage as well. I know now who are you? Ha, ha, ha, ha”

Dick turned off the electricity of the building

Joker was roaming around aimlessly and laughing and talking his usual shit.

Suddenly, Dick turned on the headlights of the building which blindsided Joker and Dick knocked him out one punch.

When Joker woke up he saw himself in some cell.

Dick Grayson came and said, “Your game is up. I heard what you did with Commissioner Gordon. He is in Arkham Asylum going through some heavy treatment and is daughter is currently in ICU because of your inhuman torture. We are sending you to California. You are going to have capital punishment since Gotham doesn't have death penalty. I am going to be your guard. Believe me you have no chance of escape”

Joker didn't say anything just clapped

Dick Grayson said with a lot of sarcasm, “Yeah, clap now. But you won't be doing that for very long”

Dick Grayson came to Jason and told him, “Don't go close to the cell, he is master manipulator, don't give him any opportunities, I am going to see how Commissioner Gordon and his daughter are doing. I will be back very soon. I am trusting you with these. Don't let me down”

But Jason being Jason, he does not listen anyone and he never did anyway. So he was very curious about Joker so he went to the cell to check him out.

He said to Joker, “So you are the joker, huh! You don't look scary to me. I never feared any clown infact I kicked their asses”

Joker said, “Didn't your babysitter ask you not to come to me?”

Jason said, “He isn't my babysitter. I am not scared of you”.

Joker said, “Good for you. Kid. I like you. I like your courage”

Jason said, “He also told me that you are a master manipulator and that you will try to manipulate me”

Joker said, “He said that, didn't he? Look I am not going to do any such thing with you. I am not going to laugh either. Do you know what is the difference between you hero type and us villain type. Nothing much. We are the same. Except we keep you from becoming us as you can then channel your aggression fighting against us. So see we are helping you becoming sane. So kid let me give you one last lecture before they took me away forever. Why are you staying here? Why can't you live like a normal people. Do you know why because you are already damaged from the very beginning just like us. If you try to lead a normal life. You will end up becoming me. Let's take an example of Bruce Wayne the Batman. Why did he need to become Batman? He could have lead a very normal life like just another rich guy but no, he had to become this Batman because otherwise he would have become me. That's also the reason even after so many crimes Batman didn't want to kill me because he feared then he will become me. So what does that tell you about your hero type?”

Jason: “Yeah, you are not trying to manipulate me. Listen clown, I grew up in a terrible rough neighborhood. I am not some snowflake that you will manipulate and I am going to be one. I am not Batman and I don't think I will ever become one either. I would have killed you in the first place if I was in Batman's place. I had no problem with sleeping after that as well. People like you don't deserve to be alive and there is nothing complicated about this.”

Joker: “You are right. I tried to manipulate you but it didn't work. I have to say that you are a very clever type. Probably even more than Batman”

Jason: “Yeah right. Now you are just boring me”

Dick came back and said to Joker, “Yeah, police is coming, you are getting very close to your death”

Joker: “Ha, ha, ha”

When Joker was going to the police van, he tried to get a gun from one last time from a fellow police officer but Dick Grayson floored him with one punch. Joker was suddenly laughing and said, “I am human bomb, I have one bomb inside my belly, and the detonator is my mouth under my tongue. If anyone of you try to touch me, I am going to bomb all of us”

Dick said, “He is bluffing”

Fox said, “Nope, he isn't. There's really a bomb under his belly. Look through this”

Dick said to Joker, “Are you really going to try that? Because I don't think you are capable of blowing yourself up. You are only capable of killing others”

Joker said with a smile, “Question is- are you going to take a chance on that or not? This is a long range bomb which means there's going to be a lot of civilian casualty, ha, ha, ha, ha”

Suddenly, Jason brought a gun and tried to shoot him and looking at that, Dick tried to stop him.

Joker bit one of the police's ear and jumped out of the van and was running away and suddenly a black van came out of nowhere. And said to Joker, “Came on, get on it. I have been sent by the Falcone family as you requested”

Joker got on it.

After a while, he realised that driver wasn't taking him to Falcone family.

Joker said, “Well played, Bruce Wayne or should I say Batman?”

Bruce took the mask off and said, “Finally we meet face to face. You wanted me and now I am here. What do you want to do now?

Joker said, “I just wanted to do this” in saying he turned on the detonator and the van was exploded.

Joker's body was destroyed completely and before he died for the final time, he realised that was just a hologram of Bruce Wayne not real

Joker died in trying to smile

Fox said to Bruce, “Why did you do this?”

Bruce Wayne said, “Because he wanted this. I just gave what he wanted. I didn't get him earlier when I figured him later, I realised what I needed to do. That's when I decided use my hologram with a remote control car. I knew Jason could not help himself. Whatever I saw of him, I can tell that he is probably more damaged than me. I need to handle him very carefully. It's not going to be easy to decipher him from Joker's manipulation”

Dick Grayson heard everything and said, “You knew about all of this. You came here before Joker????!!! Yet you didn't do anything. I am sorry, I don't understand that”

Bruce Wayne said, “You don't have to be. It's very messed up shit. Not everyone has to go through that”

Dick Grayson said, “You probably right, but since I don't understand your method, I no longer have to work with you. I am getting the hell out of here”

Bruce Wayne said, “Are you sure about that because you have lots to learn yet?”

Dick Grayson said, “Yeah, I am sure. Jason, will you come with me?”

Jason couldn't say anything

Dick Grayson said, “You don't have to say anything, I understood” in saying this he left

One month later-

Commissioner Gordon was released from Arkham Asylum.

Batman met him and said, “Friend, you did everything for me. Now let me do something for your daughter”.

Commissioner Gordon said, “Can you help her, Batman, she is completely damaged and broken, I don't think she will ever be able to function in normal society”

Batman said, “Now, let me handle that. Normal conventional medical treatment won't work with her. I know certain things that could be very helpful to her but it's going to be hard and it will take some time but I believe I can help her make again a strong independent confident Woman. But she has to stay with us with your permission of course”

Commissioner Gordon said, “Please help her Batman, please help her. Do whatever you need to do but please make her full again”

Batman said, “I promise that she will again be normal but she has to use her dark side properly. I believe I can help her with that”

Commissioner Gordon said, “Thank you so much Batman”

THE END

End not really?

This is the beginning of Batgirl, Nightwing and Red hood.

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How would the new Joker movie be if it was done by Christopher Nolan in place of Todd Phillips?

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Very good question :D

Let's get into then.

I am becoming Christopher Nolan :D

New movie will be named- “JOKER : AFTER THE DARK KNIGHT”

BHAAAAANG!!

Two police took one man and kicked him into the cell.

He shouted with pain, “Ahhhh! Bastards!!!! I have rights too”

Suddenly, he heard a laughing noise from a nearby cell, “Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha”

He said, “Who it is? STOP IT, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. STOP IT”

“Good doctor, I presume or should I say bad……. Scarecrow!!! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha”

Scarecrow: “You are Joker, aren't you?”

Joker: “We finally meet then. Ha, ha, ha, ha”

Scarecrow: “Do you know what has happened outside?”

Joker: “No. I don't care. Ha, ha, ha, ha”

Scarecrow: “Stop acting so insane all the time and listen Batman is dead”

Joker: “WHAT?!!!!!!????? CANNOT BE. ONLY I WILL KILL HIM”

Scarecrow: “Yeah, sorry to disappoint you, Buddy, but I was working for some very powerful people and they managed to inflict a far more damage to the city than you could ever possibly imagine and along with Batman”

Joker: “No, no, no, no, no”

Crying sounds was coming from other cell

Scarecrow: “Buddy, don't cry, I am sure we can find something…….”

Suddenly, sounds stopped

Absolute silence

And then, “Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha”

Scarecrow: “STOP IT. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. STOP IT. GUARDS TAKE ME AWAY. I CAN TAKE IT ANYMORE. I WILL GO CRAZY”

Meanwhile in Gotham City-

In Wayne mansion-

Lucius Fox: “What did you say your name?”

Robin: “John Blake, I prefer to call myself, Robin”

Lucius Fox: “Do you know everything?”

Robin: “Yes. This is the message Bruce Wayne gave me”

Lucius Fox: “Oh! Are you sure that you want to do this specially after seeing the outcome Bruce Wayne had to endure. Look at him in the end loosing everything in the process even his life”

Robin: “ Batman can be anyone, it is a sign to protect the City so Bruce Wayne may have died but Batman didn't and neither did his legacy. It was Bruce's wish that I took the mantle so I have to respect that and crime isn't slowing down either in Gotham City”

Lucius Fox: “You need training though. If Bruce Wayne was alive then he would have trained you but since he isn't, I know someone who can”

Robin: “Who is it?”

Lucius Fox: “He is known as Richard Dragon. He is the best MMA fighter in this planet. He is a friend”

Robin: “Let's do it then what are we waiting for?”

Couple of days later-

Richard: “Did you ever fight professionally?”

Robin: “Nope. Just in the neighborhood. I grew up in the tough neighborhood”

Richard: “Are you interested in octagon? Because whatever I saw from you till now is very impressive. Believe me I don't ever say that. I have some old contact there”

Robin: “Thanks. But I am not interested”

Suddenly, there's some angry noise

Richard ran away towards the source

Robin followed him.

Two police captured one kid but the kid was fighting back and giving his everything.

Richard: “Wait! Guys, I know this kid. He trains under me. What happened?”

Police: “This is a very troubled kid. That jewelry storekeeper informed us that he was stealing from them”

Richard: “Okay, take it easy, guys, he is just a kid. Let me handle it”

Police: “Mr Richard, you are a good man, we are big fan of you so we are trusting your word on this kid but that kid is anything but trouble. This is not even his first time. We are letting him go because of you, Mr Richard. Watch out. I wouldn't trust that kid”

Richard: “Thanks, guys, I have got it from here”

Robin: “What's the story with him?

Richard: “Someone from mob killed his parents and left him to rot for himself. I found him and trying to teach the good stuff. But clearly it's not working. I wish if he could identify with someone. A role model”

Robin: “Let me try”

“So you are good at causing chaos, what are the things you good at?”

Boy: “Who are you?”

Robin: “My name is Dick Grayson and I understand what is going on with you. I know you are angry all the time and you have this rage inside you and it's trying to come out and trying to destroy everything”

Boy: “Really, you can tell. How?”

Robin: “I know what it's like to grow up in a rough neighborhood without any parents”

Boy: “Your parents were also killed?”

Robin: “Nope. I was never that lucky to begin with. I never knew my parents. What is your name by the way?”

Boy said with a smile, “Jason Todd. And who are you?”

Robin: “Dick Grayson is my current name. Don't tell anyone”

Jason said with a smile, “I won't”

In the meanwhile in Arkham Asylum-

Alarm bells are ringing.

Ring, ring……

“What happened?”

“Someone is killed by the Joker”

“And one guard's uniform is missing and along with Joker”

Commissioner Gordon came and investigated.

Suddenly, his mobile phone was ringing.

Commissioner Gordon annoyingly said, “Who is calling me now in this busy hour"

And he heard a laughing noise in other side

“Ha, ha, ha,………..”

Commissioner Gordon: “Joker”

Joker: “Commissioner Gordon. My favourite commissioner. Oh! I missed you so much. Ha, ha, ha”

Commissioner Gordon: “What do you want? We will catch you soon”

Joker: “I have no doubt about that. Ha, ha. Ha. I just want to know where is Batman?”

Commissioner Gordon: “I don't have time for this. Batman is dead”

Joker: “No. He isn't. Ha. Ha, ha. Ha”

Commissioner Gordon: “Stop this insanity Joker and give yourself up”

Joker: “Oh! My dear commissioner. Not so easily. Tell Batman that I am coming for him and you also as you didn't help me. Ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha”

Connection got disconnected

Commissioner Gordon said, “Did you find the link?”

Police: “Yes”

Commissioner Gordon: “Okay, Joker. We have got you now. No more asylum. This time I will make sure that you will never ever see the daylight again”

Police: “Commissioner. Commissioner”

Commissioner Gordon: “What is it?”

Police: “Commissioner, it's coming from your house”

Commissioner Gordon: “WHAT? Oh! No! My daughter. Barbara”

When he reached his house.

He saw a card of Joker with a lot of ‘Ha, ha, ha' written on it. And Barbara was missing.

He heard a laughing noise and he ran towards the sound and found his wife's face was damaged but she was laughing constantly.

Commissioner Gordon said with tremendous shock, “OH! MY DEAR! WHAT DID THAT MONSTER DO WITH YOU?”

Later in Gotham morgue-

“Sorry, commissioner but we didn't have any drug for her. She was dead even before we tried to do something. I am very sorry”

Commissioner Gordon: “No. You did your job. This is my fault. I should have been more careful since Batman is gone. I can't even imagine what Joker is doing with her. Oh! My God! I can't think”

“Again I am very sorry. But commissioner, we analysed the drug we found from your wife's blood. It's some kind of gas mixed with scarecrow's fear gas”

Commissioner Gordon: “Scarecrow. I should have known”

Commissioner Gordon was beating the hell out of Scarecrow and asked, “Where is Joker? What he will do with Barbara. Tell me or I will kill you”

Scarecrow said with tremendous pain, “Believe me I don't know anything. He was making me crazy. I asked him to stop. He said that he wanted to know my fear gas formula. I told him. That's what I know. Believe me that's the only thing I know. I am scared of Joker too. I don't want to be anywhere near to him. Believe me I don't know anything beyond this”

Suddenly a police officer came and said, “Commissioner, there's some message from Joker”

He turned on the TV and it seemed Joker hijacked one major Gotham news station and killing people for fun and laughing and saying, “Batman, batty, batty, batty, my favourite knight, come out and play. We all know that you aren't dead. Batty, batty, batty, come out and play or I will kill one by one” in saying this he shot down the news anchor and presenter and was laughing laudly, “Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha”

Commissioner Gordon said, “Everyone let's go immediately, with our full force let's gherao the whole building”

Robin saw everything

Lucius Fox said, “You aren't properly trained yet for this”

Robin: “Look what Joker is doing. Batman should have killed him in the first time”

Lucius Fox: “Remember, Batman didn't want to do that because that's exactly what Joker wanted”

Robin: “And look at him now”

When Robin entered the newsroom, he saw everyone was laughing laudly and every one of their face was damaged.

Suddenly, he was gassed from the behind by Joker and said, “Hmmm, another Batman wannabe. Ha. Ha, ha, ha”

Robin jumped on Joker and kicked his mouth and two of his teeth were broken. Blood was coming out from Joker's mouths but still he was laughing and saying, “Ha. Ha, ha, ha. Face mask good one. Ha, ha but I was expecting Batman not batboy. Ha, ha” in saying this he brought out a detonator and said, “Good bye. Batboy. Ha, ha”

Robin jumped out of the window and the whole room was destroyed by the explosion.

Robin was injured from the blast. He was walking slowly through the Gotham slum and then tried to contact Lucius Fox but became senseless.

Just before he lost his conscience. He saw someone was coming towards him.

When he woke up. He saw Jason was sitting worried.

Robin said, “How did you find me?”

Jason said, “I live here. I was trying to steal something in night. But instead I found you. Your Mask is damaged, Robin or should I say Dick Grayson. Don't worry I won't tell anyone”

Robin: “Give me that mask”

Jason said, “But I won't tell anyone”

Robin: “I know I just have to contact someone. There's a microphone”

Jason: “Wow! Such a cool tech! Very Batman like. Wait! ARE YOU WORKING WITH BATMAN? DO YOU KNOW BATMAN? IS HE ALIVE?”

Robin: “Hold on kid. No. I am not working with him. Batman is dead”

A few minutes later, Lucius Fox came and picked up Robin into the car and said, “I told you so”

And then looking at the kid, he asked, “Who is this kid? Wait, did he know about your secret? Wow! You managed to screw up so many angles. I don't know what Bruce saw in you”

Robin: “Thanks for the vote of confidence. I know him. His name is Jason Todd”

Fox: “Can we trust him?”

Looking at the face of Jason Todd, Robin said, “Yes. Not only we can trust him, he is coming with us”

Fox: “Great!”

In Wayne mansion-

Jason: “Wait! Bruce Wayne is Batman. I can't believe it. Impossible”

Fox: “I am already not feeling good about this”

Robin: “Look I understand his situation. That kid is at the brink of his life. A little push and he could go dark. He needs to channel his anger correctly and I am going to help him on that”

Fox: “So now what? He is too going with you to fight crime. Wonderful. Now I have to deal with two amateurs”

Robin: “Well. Not right away but after a lot of training definitely. As you said before that we need more training and better suits and Batman's gadget. It was a mistake going against Joker like that and since he added some stuff on his own. Why not we do the same?”

Jason: “Hooray. We are Superheroes”

Fox: “I am already regretting this”

When Commissioner Gordon entered his house, he was struck from behind and he woke up, he found himself in a dark room with Joker.

Commissioner Gordon said with tremendous anger, “Where is Barbara? What did you do with her? You monster, you didn't kill her, did you?”

Joker: “Relax commissioner, she is alright, just tell me where is Batman and I will let her go”

Commissioner Gordon said, “Didn't you hear, Batman is dead. Okay. He died saving this city from a nuclear bomb”

Joker: “Ha. Ha, ha. Ha, ha. Now that's the official story but did they find any of his body parts?”

Commissioner Gordon: “You Stupid, crazy idiot, we are talking about Atom bomb here. There won't be any body parts. Batman is dead”

Joker: “Ha, ha. Ha. I know very well our cape Crusader friend. Batman don't do anything without any plan. So where is he hiding?”

Commissioner Gordon: “I don't know. Please, believe me. Please. Torture me all you want but please let my daughter go. Please. Joker if you have any humanity left, please let her go. Please”

Joker: “Oh! You think I am such monster. You hurt me commissioner. See I am exactly what society wants me to be. Do you think you and I are so different? Since it seems like Batman is really dead then let me rather concentrate on you. Let me show you that anyone can be like me if situation pushed him. Welcome to your new life commissioner Gordon. Enjoy the view from 360° angle. Ha, ha, ha, ha”

Commissioner Gordon shouted with tremendous shock and anger and pain, “What did you do with my Barbara? You monster. I will kill you if I ever get out of here”

THERE WAS EVERYWHERE NUDE TORTURING VIDEOS OF BARBARA GORDON

Joker: “Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha”

In Paris-

Bruce Wayne got a letter

Selena Kyle said, “Bruce someone sent a letter from Gotham. Who knows that you exist?”

Bruce Wayne got up quickly and read the letter, “Hey, batty, how long are you going to hide behind in France? You took early retirement. But Gotham didn't. Guess what your honest commissioner friend did? He told me about your whereabouts? Ha. Ha, ha. Looks like commissioner Gordon has lost his mind as well. As they say bad apple corrupt other apples. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Can't wait to meet you. Ha, ha, ha, ha”

Bruce Wayne said, “We can't stay here anymore. Taking retirement was the biggest mistake I made. Now everything is chaos in Gotham because of me. Batman can't take retirement”

Selena Kyle said, “Don't say such thing. You needed it more than anything”

Bruce Wayne: “Now the break is over and I won't make that same mistake again”

Selena Kyle said, “I understand, I am going to help you, Bruce”

And they were preparing to kiss

Suddenly, the house was rained with bullet and they heard a familiar voice, “Ha, ha. Ha, ha”

Bruce and Selena escaped from the underground tunnels from that old European castle”

When Bruce got up to a safe place, he realised that Selena was shot.

Bruce said, “Oh! No. Don't leave me. Selena. I need you”

Selena said, “Don't worry about it, Bruce, I am only holding you back, I made the Batman weak. Bullet has hit my kidney. I have no chance to survive now. I am releasing you from this, Bruce. Gotham needs you. Gotham needs his Batman more than it's Bruce Wayne”

Joker said with anger and disappointment, “He again managed to survive. But Bruce Wayne is Batman which means only one place he can go Wayne mansion”

In the Wayne mansion-

All the alarm bells were ringing

Fox, Dick and Jason saw Joker was laughing looking at the CCTV cameras before he destroyed each of them.

Jason said, “Now is the time to set the things straight. I will punish this psychopathic Maniac.”

Dick said, “No, we won't do any such thing. Remember last time we went without any plan. First of all, this is not Joker's style which means he is really desperate now. Let him make a mistake and we are going to capture him”

In the meantime-

Joker: “Brucy, Brucy, Brucy, look what you did, you not only left yourself vulnerable but you lost your advantage as well. I know now who are you? Ha, ha, ha, ha”

Dick turned off the electricity of the building

Joker was roaming around aimlessly and laughing and talking his usual shit.

Suddenly, Dick turned on the headlights of the building which blindsided Joker and Dick knocked him out one punch.

When Joker woke up he saw himself in some cell.

Dick Grayson came and said, “Your game is up. I heard what you did with Commissioner Gordon. He is in Arkham Asylum going through some heavy treatment and is daughter is currently in ICU because of your inhuman torture. We are sending you to California. You are going to have capital punishment since Gotham doesn't have death penalty. I am going to be your guard. Believe me you have no chance of escape”

Joker didn't say anything just clapped

Dick Grayson said with a lot of sarcasm, “Yeah, clap now. But you won't be doing that for very long”

Dick Grayson came to Jason and told him, “Don't go close to the cell, he is master manipulator, don't give him any opportunities, I am going to see how Commissioner Gordon and his daughter are doing. I will be back very soon. I am trusting you with these. Don't let me down”

But Jason being Jason, he does not listen anyone and he never did anyway. So he was very curious about Joker so he went to the cell to check him out.

He said to Joker, “So you are the joker, huh! You don't look scary to me. I never feared any clown infact I kicked their asses”

Joker said, “Didn't your babysitter ask you not to come to me?”

Jason said, “He isn't my babysitter. I am not scared of you”.

Joker said, “Good for you. Kid. I like you. I like your courage”

Jason said, “He also told me that you are a master manipulator and that you will try to manipulate me”

Joker said, “He said that, didn't he? Look I am not going to do any such thing with you. I am not going to laugh either. Do you know what is the difference between you hero type and us villain type. Nothing much. We are the same. Except we keep you from becoming us as you can then channel your aggression fighting against us. So see we are helping you becoming sane. So kid let me give you one last lecture before they took me away forever. Why are you staying here? Why can't you live like a normal people. Do you know why because you are already damaged from the very beginning just like us. If you try to lead a normal life. You will end up becoming me. Let's take an example of Bruce Wayne the Batman. Why did he need to become Batman? He could have lead a very normal life like just another rich guy but no, he had to become this Batman because otherwise he would have become me. That's also the reason even after so many crimes Batman didn't want to kill me because he feared then he will become me. So what does that tell you about your hero type?”

Jason: “Yeah, you are not trying to manipulate me. Listen clown, I grew up in a terrible rough neighborhood. I am not some snowflake that you will manipulate and I am going to be one. I am not Batman and I don't think I will ever become one either. I would have killed you in the first place if I was in Batman's place. I had no problem with sleeping after that as well. People like you don't deserve to be alive and there is nothing complicated about this.”

Joker: “You are right. I tried to manipulate you but it didn't work. I have to say that you are a very clever type. Probably even more than Batman”

Jason: “Yeah right. Now you are just boring me”

Dick came back and said to Joker, “Yeah, police is coming, you are getting very close to your death”

Joker: “Ha, ha, ha”

When Joker was going to the police van, he tried to get a gun from one last time from a fellow police officer but Dick Grayson floored him with one punch. Joker was suddenly laughing and said, “I am human bomb, I have one bomb inside my belly, and the detonator is my mouth under my tongue. If anyone of you try to touch me, I am going to bomb all of us”

Dick said, “He is bluffing”

Fox said, “Nope, he isn't. There's really a bomb under his belly. Look through this”

Dick said to Joker, “Are you really going to try that? Because I don't think you are capable of blowing yourself up. You are only capable of killing others”

Joker said with a smile, “Question is- are you going to take a chance on that or not? This is a long range bomb which means there's going to be a lot of civilian casualty, ha, ha, ha, ha”

Suddenly, Jason brought a gun and tried to shoot him and looking at that, Dick tried to stop him.

Joker bit one of the police's ear and jumped out of the van and was running away and suddenly a black van came out of nowhere. And said to Joker, “Came on, get on it. I have been sent by the Falcone family as you requested”

Joker got on it.

After a while, he realised that driver wasn't taking him to Falcone family.

Joker said, “Well played, Bruce Wayne or should I say Batman?”

Bruce took the mask off and said, “Finally we meet face to face. You wanted me and now I am here. What do you want to do now?

Joker said, “I just wanted to do this” in saying he turned on the detonator and the van was exploded.

Joker's body was destroyed completely and before he died for the final time, he realised that was just a hologram of Bruce Wayne not real

Joker died in trying to smile

Fox said to Bruce, “Why did you do this?”

Bruce Wayne said, “Because he wanted this. I just gave what he wanted. I didn't get him earlier when I figured him later, I realised what I needed to do. That's when I decided use my hologram with a remote control car. I knew Jason could not help himself. Whatever I saw of him, I can tell that he is probably more damaged than me. I need to handle him very carefully. It's not going to be easy to decipher him from Joker's manipulation”

Dick Grayson heard everything and said, “You knew about all of this. You came here before Joker????!!! Yet you didn't do anything. I am sorry, I don't understand that”

Bruce Wayne said, “You don't have to be. It's very messed up shit. Not everyone has to go through that”

Dick Grayson said, “You probably right, but since I don't understand your method, I no longer have to work with you. I am getting the hell out of here”

Bruce Wayne said, “Are you sure about that because you have lots to learn yet?”

Dick Grayson said, “Yeah, I am sure. Jason, will you come with me?”

Jason couldn't say anything

Dick Grayson said, “You don't have to say anything, I understood” in saying this he left

One month later-

Commissioner Gordon was released from Arkham Asylum.

Batman met him and said, “Friend, you did everything for me. Now let me do something for your daughter”.

Commissioner Gordon said, “Can you help her, Batman, she is completely damaged and broken, I don't think she will ever be able to function in normal society”

Batman said, “Now, let me handle that. Normal conventional medical treatment won't work with her. I know certain things that could be very helpful to her but it's going to be hard and it will take some time but I believe I can help her make again a strong independent confident Woman. But she has to stay with us with your permission of course”

Commissioner Gordon said, “Please help her Batman, please help her. Do whatever you need to do but please make her full again”

Batman said, “I promise that she will again be normal but she has to use her dark side properly. I believe I can help her with that”

Commissioner Gordon said, “Thank you so much Batman”

THE END

End not really?

This is the beginning of Batgirl, Nightwing and Red hood.

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