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Mr White's party-

“Nice to see you, I can't remember when I last time saw you”

“Probably 5 years ago or something”

“Ha, ha, absolutely, is Peter okay?”

“We are divorced (pale face)”

“Sorry to hear that. Call me if you need anything”

“Sure”

As Mr White went away, that woman looked at him with ferocious stare. Another woman approached her.

“Sarah, isn't that Mr White? He didn't recognise you!?”

“No, I am sure he was too drunk to remember anything. Probably I am not the first girl he abused”

“I can't even tolerate him for a second. I hope he rots in hell”

“Don't worry Sandra, I have a feeling justice will happen very soon”

……………………………………………………………………………

“I hate coming to my father's party. Specially after what happened”

“Alex, why can't you forgive me? You know I love you. One mistake and you are trying to destroy everything we have since school life”

“Yeah, this coming from a person who just fucked my father. Wonderful. Maybe I should award you or frame your photocopy on the wall”

“You know that it's not like that. You know your father”

“Get away from me. I can't tolerate you anymore”

Mr White came quickly hearing their heated discussion

“Hey, hey, keep it between you two. We are having a party. You know there's people present here”

“I thought you don't care about other people. You do what you want to do. For example like fucking your son's wife”

“Alex, keep it down. We'll talk about it later. Let's be civil for now at least”

“Wow! Father of the year”

“You know, Alex, if everything was really okay between you two then maybe you won't be in this situation in the first place so maybe before pointing fingers towards other, you should stand infront of a mirror and take a good look at yourself”

“Fuck you, Benjamin Franklin White”

“You know, Alex, you are crossing the line, you should go”

“Yeah, crossing the line. Wow! Crossing the line”

“Alex, get out of my party”

They both went away

“Ha, ha, Alex had a bit too much drink today. Apologizing for any inconveniences. Let's enjoy the party. Increase the volume of the music”

“What was that all about? Did you know anything? You must know something. You are his manager”

“Let me just say Mr White is under a lot of pressure. Business is down. We have not seen any profit for a long time now”

“I don't think it was about business”

“If anything is his personal matter then we probably should not get into that”

“Fuck that. Don't forget you work for devil. Don't come crying to your wife if anything goes wrong”

“Okay, I believe Mr White had a rather intimate encounter with Jr White's wife”

“OMG. That guy has no shame. How low can he go!?”

“Oh! You would be surprised. Hey, I work for him and he is basically giving us all the financial strength and your shopping independence. So maybe we shouldn't judge him”

“Don't bring my shopping into this”

“Ha, ha”

“Excuse me, aren't you Mr White's manager? I need to talk to him”

“I think you should make an appointment. This is party not business. Mr White is currently unavailable”

“Oh! I think he will be interested to know about this. It's in Mr White's interest that I meet with him before everything explode”

“Oh! Okay, Mr White is currently in his office. Go through that door”

He went towards the door

“What was that all about?”

“I don't know but I can't imagine that it is anything good”

“I hope your job isn't affected by whatever shit that it's going to dig up”

“Exactly my thought, honey, exactly my thought”

……………………………………………………………………………

Two waiters are talking in the back room

“Is everything in place?”

“Don't worry today is going to be last day of Mr White. He can't destroy anyone's life anymore”

“Don't forget to use silencer. We can't have this messy. Where is he by the way?”

“I saw him going to his office. Don't worry I have got this. Don't forget that this aren't my first rodeo”

When he went to his office and opened the door and about to bring the gun out of his bag, he saw the dead body of Mr White. He was stabbed. Window was open which normally stays shut. He didn't know what to do. Suddenly, he heard a loud cry from behind. Sandra was standing there. She was shaking with shock. Jr White came running and said, “What happened? Why are you here, Sandra? Oh….”

…………………………………………………………………………..

Half and hour later-

Police came and started to investigate. Forensic team determined that Mr White was dead because of poison not stabbing wound.

Detective Conan came and said to everyone, “Believe me when I say this that I am very good at my job and I am going to find out that who killed Mr White? Now will anyone come forward?”

Noone did.

Detective Conan said, “Fine, it's your grave”

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NOW READERS BE DETECTIVE CONAN AND SOLVE THIS MURDER.

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Why do people believe in the African American community that being educated is talking "white"?

This question was asked to me on Quora which is a social media app for asking questions and getting answers

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Because they are fucking idiot.

Yep, I will not hold back just because they are black. This is a white insecurity to say anything against black even when they are completely utterly wrong but it has nothing to do with being brown guy.

Let me tell you a story. My maternal cousin is a doctor (orthopaedic) living in Canada and USA. I went to his home. We were traveling through out North America. He has many black friends. The problem with my cousin is that he is just too nice. He therefore always try to assimilate with everyone and behave exactly the way people are comfortable with. And while that is a great quality to have, it can also create many problems.

He has darker brown skin compared to my whitish brown skin tone. So I believe black African American people consider him as their own and while that is completely acceptable and wonderful. The problem starts when they started to talk rubbish.

My cousin is second generation immigrants. His father was also a doctor. Basically a brilliant family. His mother was a professor in economics.

He is obviously a very brilliant student. But unfortunately he is one of those nerdy people who has been bulied through out his childhood. I can imagine him living in a foreign country which doesn't exactly look like him mostly. But he was born in Canada so he had to find friends in early part of his life. But who would give any importance to nerdy kid who looks like from foreign country. He obviously had a difficult childhood. So he has this desperation unfortunately to be liked by other people. He is just too nice.

I must say that he has most stupid bunch of black African American friends that I have ever seen. I have no idea how a doctor in his stature could be such clueless in social atmosphere. It's not like black African American cannot be smart. I have seen many black African American doctors. But for some reason I have seen him with his idiotic black African friends.

I don't know it must be something to do with his difficult childhood.

They always make fun of him being smart or him being doctor or trying to be white. Most of time, he doesn't say anything and smile stupidly. At first I thought it was just joke between friends but then I realised that it was nothing but African American stupidity. I was getting angry.

I couldn't hold myself off anymore so I said to them, “What do you mean by acting white?”

Well, they didn't expect that, so they said, “Oh! You are a foreigner so you won't get it”

I said, “I am sorry if I don't understand completely. But I think this acting white is a stupid and racist comment”

They were very surprised and said, “How can we be racist when we are not white people?”

I said, “Being racist has nothing to do with whether one is white or not. Do white people have monopoly over being educated?”

They started to get angry and said, “Well, you don't live in US, you don't know what kind of struggle we have to go through and we are still doing it everyday”

I said, “I completely understand that but if your idea is to rise above poverty and systemic racism then first thing you can't do is to demonise education and calling it acting white”

They got even more angry and said, “Now you are being entitled racist ”

I said, “No, I am not, infact you are bullying my cousin here as he is too nice. You are being racist here. And if you are calling him being educated is acting white then you are already putting white people in pedestal and terming yourself as the same thing that racist white people say about you that you are bunch of uneducated stupid tribal people who were lucky to be taken up here in US as slaves which is why you even get the opportunity to understand what civility is unlike your bothers in Africa who are busy fighting with each other and living in a shit hole”

They obviously got real angry with me but I didn't budge and stood up for cousin and took him out of there before things get out of hand in physical level.

Even though I got emotional there but I believe they needed to hear that because they live in a stupid bubble which needs to be brust. By the way, I am not saying every black African Americans are like this. Infact opposite. But still there are significant amount of African people in America who are stupid like this.

I later introduced my socially awkward brilliant cousin to a club for introvert people in US from internet. There are many African Americans in that club as well.

He doesn't get many people to interact anyway as he is super busy being a doctor.

But I believe he needed that.

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What do you think about the documentary named Two Nations One Obsession on India Australia rivalry in Cricket?

Peter Dickson is good flim maker so no wonder it was done well.

Anyone reading this can watch these two part documentary movie on Sony and Ten Sports in India and in fox sports in Australia.

It is a very good movie.

You will enjoy it very much

Now coming back to Australia India rivalry.

I saw in internet some Pakistanis were trying their level best to prove that Australia and India have no such rivalry

Only England and South Africa have with Australia

Well, we all know the reason behind their desperation, they are trying to prove somehow that the fact that Indian team don't really need Pakistan team for Cricket is hurting them more than anything

We all know Pakistan won't stop terrorism against us that easily but this is the only thing that they really care about and get hurt. Young delusional Pakistanis are getting killed by doing terrorist activities against India is no such problems to them. Ha, ha, such an enlighted country Pakistan. A lot of things one needs to learn from Pakistan :D

Truth is yeah, ordinary Australian don't care about any other rivalry other than ashes not because of it is Cricket but because of long history and Australian people feel that they need to prove something always to British

But South Africa is more important to Australia than India in Cricket!!!!

That's just pure jealousy :D

Truth is there is a reason why Caucasian people don't necessarily enjoy Cricket as much as they used to

Contrary to the popular opinion, most of the white Caucasian people are not really that excited about high paced life always

Yeah, I know because I have lived those countries for certain time.

There are plenty of people in Caucasian population are conservative, I mean sexually conservative, they are not really what you get to see in movies

Otherwise Church would have been vanished by now from Caucasian world :D

There's a reason why Base ball still exists in America :D

Now Cricket's case what has been going on- is simply the after effects of post multiculturalism movement through out Caucasian population

There are too many multicultured people in everywhere today in Caucasian world according to many Caucasian.

In soccer that is not the case in England

It is still a white people's sport

Let's face it Soccer is more of a Euro Latin American sports than World sports(Asian teams create more hype than anything else, African countries always look good on papers but they are like West Indies team in Cricket never really that good, actually West Indies team is better in Cricket)

Yeah, everyone knows that every country play soccer but the truth is they are not really up to the level of certain 9 European countries and certian 5 Latin American countries

If one check the stats of all World Cup winning team from over the years, it will be very clear

Other than some blind soccer fans everyone admit this :D

In England's case if you walk down various streets of London, you will see White people are getting increasingly covered slowly but surely

This is why White British people instinctively looking for things that they can be relied on as par as their identity's concern

It's not because they don't have any time or they are super busy (yeah, believe me white people are not as busy as we think :D) or Cricket is taking too much time, they simply instinctively feel more comfortable playing a sport like Soccer where there is white dominance, they are naturally drawn to it

To be very honest it's not really that surprising if we were in their place, we would have done the same thing

Same is with Australia's recent love with Australian rules football

Same is with SA and New Zealand's love with Rugby

Asian people (more specifically South Asian Indian subcontinent people) are quite dominating in certain white countries, they are getting sick of that inside as a result their tendency to such activities become very normal human behaviour

Football coaches in England has admitted this in number of times

Future of Cricket is very bright indeed but only from Indian subcontinent people's point of view as white people will become increasingly shrunken with times and it's already happening

So what they think or prefer may not matter that much in the future

At least 40% of people could become Indian subcontinent in the future, it's a very real possibility so one can guess the scenario

Plus Cricket won't look like then what it is today, it will completely change, if anyone time travel to future now, he will understand why that is the case :D

So the point of this long boring writing is we don't need white people

We certainly don't need Pakistan :D

Pakistan may need us or not but it doesn't matter to us either way, we are pretty well placed right now politically and financially for the future

What we see today is only going to increase more in the future from India's point of view

That old fashioned thinking of certain urban Indians that what White people do only cool is a thing of past

This is age of internet everything has changed

Even what urban Indians promote will be thought upon as cool by rest of the India isn't the case anymore

Look at our most young generation and imagine the next one, we won't be insecured of anybody or anything in the future (including sex) and it's already happening :D

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Arnab Goswami is interviewing a farmer

*Arnab : What do you feed your goats?

Farmer : The white one or the black one?

Arnab : The white one.

Farmer : Grass.

Arnab : And the black one?

Farmer : That also grass.

Arnab : Where do you tie up your goats?

Farmer : The white one or the black one?

Arnab : The white one.

Farmer : Inside the barn.

Arnab : And the black one?

Farmer : That also inside the barn.

Arnab : With what do you wash your goats?

Farmer : The white one or the black one?

Arnab : The white one.

Farmer : With water.

Arnab : And the black one?

Farmer : That also with water.

Arnab Goswami gets angry and yells : Bloody fellow... If you do the same thing for both the goats why are you repeatedly asking me white or black ???

Farmer : Because the white goat is mine.

Arnab : And the black goat?

Farmer : That is also mine.

Arnab Goswami faints.... After he regains consciousness the farmer explains : Now you know how we feel when your TV channel shows the same news by twisting and turning

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Would you like to adopt this thirsty way?
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In Europe, the fascinating rhythm is often seen in the towns, coffee boards of towns and restaurants have white boards on the wall. The customers of the restaurants and coffee shops ordering the tea, coffee and food for themselves, the waiters also order a tea, coffee or fruit food for the White Board, the waiter places them in order and extra tea, coffee and food. The "slip" of the white stick on the board. People eat food, tea drinks coffee, and in the end, with the bill, you pay the extra food, tea and coffee money. Foods, coffee and tea slips are for those people who do not have tea, coffee or food, "Afford", these poor people also come in restaurants or coffee shops like a common customer stops near the White Board. They come to the table on the floor and give it to the waiter, and the waiters serve food, tea and coffee with respect to them as common customers, if they are white from the white board. If you do not want to remove the chit then they say in the mouth of the waiter, "Give me the white tea board, coffee or coffee," and the waiters take chit off the white board and give them coffee, tea and food, this hungry poor Thousands of people have to eat food, tea and coffee, 'we can adopt this charming way.'

 

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Mr White's party-

“Nice to see you, I can't remember when I last time saw you”

“Probably 5 years ago or something”

“Ha, ha, absolutely, is Peter okay?”

“We are divorced (pale face)”

“Sorry to hear that. Call me if you need anything”

“Sure”

As Mr White went away, that woman looked at him with ferocious stare. Another woman approached her.

“Sarah, isn't that Mr White? He didn't recognise you!?”

“No, I am sure he was too drunk to remember anything. Probably I am not the first girl he abused”

“I can't even tolerate him for a second. I hope he rots in hell”

“Don't worry Sandra, I have a feeling justice will happen very soon”

……………………………………………………………………………

“I hate coming to my father's party. Specially after what happened”

“Alex, why can't you forgive me? You know I love you. One mistake and you are trying to destroy everything we have since school life”

“Yeah, this coming from a person who just fucked my father. Wonderful. Maybe I should award you or frame your photocopy on the wall”

“You know that it's not like that. You know your father”

“Get away from me. I can't tolerate you anymore”

Mr White came quickly hearing their heated discussion

“Hey, hey, keep it between you two. We are having a party. You know there's people present here”

“I thought you don't care about other people. You do what you want to do. For example like fucking your son's wife”

“Alex, keep it down. We'll talk about it later. Let's be civil for now at least”

“Wow! Father of the year”

“You know, Alex, if everything was really okay between you two then maybe you won't be in this situation in the first place so maybe before pointing fingers towards other, you should stand infront of a mirror and take a good look at yourself”

“Fuck you, Benjamin Franklin White”

“You know, Alex, you are crossing the line, you should go”

“Yeah, crossing the line. Wow! Crossing the line”

“Alex, get out of my party”

They both went away

“Ha, ha, Alex had a bit too much drink today. Apologizing for any inconveniences. Let's enjoy the party. Increase the volume of the music”

“What was that all about? Did you know anything? You must know something. You are his manager”

“Let me just say Mr White is under a lot of pressure. Business is down. We have not seen any profit for a long time now”

“I don't think it was about business”

“If anything is his personal matter then we probably should not get into that”

“Fuck that. Don't forget you work for devil. Don't come crying to your wife if anything goes wrong”

“Okay, I believe Mr White had a rather intimate encounter with Jr White's wife”

“OMG. That guy has no shame. How low can he go!?”

“Oh! You would be surprised. Hey, I work for him and he is basically giving us all the financial strength and your shopping independence. So maybe we shouldn't judge him”

“Don't bring my shopping into this”

“Ha, ha”

“Excuse me, aren't you Mr White's manager? I need to talk to him”

“I think you should make an appointment. This is party not business. Mr White is currently unavailable”

“Oh! I think he will be interested to know about this. It's in Mr White's interest that I meet with him before everything explode”

“Oh! Okay, Mr White is currently in his office. Go through that door”

He went towards the door

“What was that all about?”

“I don't know but I can't imagine that it is anything good”

“I hope your job isn't affected by whatever shit that it's going to dig up”

“Exactly my thought, honey, exactly my thought”

……………………………………………………………………………

Two waiters are talking in the back room

“Is everything in place?”

“Don't worry today is going to be last day of Mr White. He can't destroy anyone's life anymore”

“Don't forget to use silencer. We can't have this messy. Where is he by the way?”

“I saw him going to his office. Don't worry I have got this. Don't forget that this aren't my first rodeo”

When he went to his office and opened the door and about to bring the gun out of his bag, he saw the dead body of Mr White. He was stabbed. Window was open which normally stays shut. He didn't know what to do. Suddenly, he heard a loud cry from behind. Sandra was standing there. She was shaking with shock. Jr White came running and said, “What happened? Why are you here, Sandra? Oh….”

…………………………………………………………………………..

Half and hour later-

Police came and started to investigate. Forensic team determined that Mr White was dead because of poison not stabbing wound.

Detective Conan came and said to everyone, “Believe me when I say this that I am very good at my job and I am going to find out that who killed Mr White? Now will anyone come forward?”

Noone did.

Detective Conan said, “Fine, it's your grave”

………………………………………………………………………….

NOW READERS BE DETECTIVE CONAN AND SOLVE THIS MURDER.

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Why do people believe in the African American community that being educated is talking "white"?

This question was asked to me on Quora which is a social media app for asking questions and getting answers

Read the answer below

Because they are fucking idiot.

Yep, I will not hold back just because they are black. This is a white insecurity to say anything against black even when they are completely utterly wrong but it has nothing to do with being brown guy.

Let me tell you a story. My maternal cousin is a doctor (orthopaedic) living in Canada and USA. I went to his home. We were traveling through out North America. He has many black friends. The problem with my cousin is that he is just too nice. He therefore always try to assimilate with everyone and behave exactly the way people are comfortable with. And while that is a great quality to have, it can also create many problems.

He has darker brown skin compared to my whitish brown skin tone. So I believe black African American people consider him as their own and while that is completely acceptable and wonderful. The problem starts when they started to talk rubbish.

My cousin is second generation immigrants. His father was also a doctor. Basically a brilliant family. His mother was a professor in economics.

He is obviously a very brilliant student. But unfortunately he is one of those nerdy people who has been bulied through out his childhood. I can imagine him living in a foreign country which doesn't exactly look like him mostly. But he was born in Canada so he had to find friends in early part of his life. But who would give any importance to nerdy kid who looks like from foreign country. He obviously had a difficult childhood. So he has this desperation unfortunately to be liked by other people. He is just too nice.

I must say that he has most stupid bunch of black African American friends that I have ever seen. I have no idea how a doctor in his stature could be such clueless in social atmosphere. It's not like black African American cannot be smart. I have seen many black African American doctors. But for some reason I have seen him with his idiotic black African friends.

I don't know it must be something to do with his difficult childhood.

They always make fun of him being smart or him being doctor or trying to be white. Most of time, he doesn't say anything and smile stupidly. At first I thought it was just joke between friends but then I realised that it was nothing but African American stupidity. I was getting angry.

I couldn't hold myself off anymore so I said to them, “What do you mean by acting white?”

Well, they didn't expect that, so they said, “Oh! You are a foreigner so you won't get it”

I said, “I am sorry if I don't understand completely. But I think this acting white is a stupid and racist comment”

They were very surprised and said, “How can we be racist when we are not white people?”

I said, “Being racist has nothing to do with whether one is white or not. Do white people have monopoly over being educated?”

They started to get angry and said, “Well, you don't live in US, you don't know what kind of struggle we have to go through and we are still doing it everyday”

I said, “I completely understand that but if your idea is to rise above poverty and systemic racism then first thing you can't do is to demonise education and calling it acting white”

They got even more angry and said, “Now you are being entitled racist ”

I said, “No, I am not, infact you are bullying my cousin here as he is too nice. You are being racist here. And if you are calling him being educated is acting white then you are already putting white people in pedestal and terming yourself as the same thing that racist white people say about you that you are bunch of uneducated stupid tribal people who were lucky to be taken up here in US as slaves which is why you even get the opportunity to understand what civility is unlike your bothers in Africa who are busy fighting with each other and living in a shit hole”

They obviously got real angry with me but I didn't budge and stood up for cousin and took him out of there before things get out of hand in physical level.

Even though I got emotional there but I believe they needed to hear that because they live in a stupid bubble which needs to be brust. By the way, I am not saying every black African Americans are like this. Infact opposite. But still there are significant amount of African people in America who are stupid like this.

I later introduced my socially awkward brilliant cousin to a club for introvert people in US from internet. There are many African Americans in that club as well.

He doesn't get many people to interact anyway as he is super busy being a doctor.

But I believe he needed that.

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What do you think about the documentary named Two Nations One Obsession on India Australia rivalry in Cricket?

Peter Dickson is good flim maker so no wonder it was done well.

Anyone reading this can watch these two part documentary movie on Sony and Ten Sports in India and in fox sports in Australia.

It is a very good movie.

You will enjoy it very much

Now coming back to Australia India rivalry.

I saw in internet some Pakistanis were trying their level best to prove that Australia and India have no such rivalry

Only England and South Africa have with Australia

Well, we all know the reason behind their desperation, they are trying to prove somehow that the fact that Indian team don't really need Pakistan team for Cricket is hurting them more than anything

We all know Pakistan won't stop terrorism against us that easily but this is the only thing that they really care about and get hurt. Young delusional Pakistanis are getting killed by doing terrorist activities against India is no such problems to them. Ha, ha, such an enlighted country Pakistan. A lot of things one needs to learn from Pakistan :D

Truth is yeah, ordinary Australian don't care about any other rivalry other than ashes not because of it is Cricket but because of long history and Australian people feel that they need to prove something always to British

But South Africa is more important to Australia than India in Cricket!!!!

That's just pure jealousy :D

Truth is there is a reason why Caucasian people don't necessarily enjoy Cricket as much as they used to

Contrary to the popular opinion, most of the white Caucasian people are not really that excited about high paced life always

Yeah, I know because I have lived those countries for certain time.

There are plenty of people in Caucasian population are conservative, I mean sexually conservative, they are not really what you get to see in movies

Otherwise Church would have been vanished by now from Caucasian world :D

There's a reason why Base ball still exists in America :D

Now Cricket's case what has been going on- is simply the after effects of post multiculturalism movement through out Caucasian population

There are too many multicultured people in everywhere today in Caucasian world according to many Caucasian.

In soccer that is not the case in England

It is still a white people's sport

Let's face it Soccer is more of a Euro Latin American sports than World sports(Asian teams create more hype than anything else, African countries always look good on papers but they are like West Indies team in Cricket never really that good, actually West Indies team is better in Cricket)

Yeah, everyone knows that every country play soccer but the truth is they are not really up to the level of certain 9 European countries and certian 5 Latin American countries

If one check the stats of all World Cup winning team from over the years, it will be very clear

Other than some blind soccer fans everyone admit this :D

In England's case if you walk down various streets of London, you will see White people are getting increasingly covered slowly but surely

This is why White British people instinctively looking for things that they can be relied on as par as their identity's concern

It's not because they don't have any time or they are super busy (yeah, believe me white people are not as busy as we think :D) or Cricket is taking too much time, they simply instinctively feel more comfortable playing a sport like Soccer where there is white dominance, they are naturally drawn to it

To be very honest it's not really that surprising if we were in their place, we would have done the same thing

Same is with Australia's recent love with Australian rules football

Same is with SA and New Zealand's love with Rugby

Asian people (more specifically South Asian Indian subcontinent people) are quite dominating in certain white countries, they are getting sick of that inside as a result their tendency to such activities become very normal human behaviour

Football coaches in England has admitted this in number of times

Future of Cricket is very bright indeed but only from Indian subcontinent people's point of view as white people will become increasingly shrunken with times and it's already happening

So what they think or prefer may not matter that much in the future

At least 40% of people could become Indian subcontinent in the future, it's a very real possibility so one can guess the scenario

Plus Cricket won't look like then what it is today, it will completely change, if anyone time travel to future now, he will understand why that is the case :D

So the point of this long boring writing is we don't need white people

We certainly don't need Pakistan :D

Pakistan may need us or not but it doesn't matter to us either way, we are pretty well placed right now politically and financially for the future

What we see today is only going to increase more in the future from India's point of view

That old fashioned thinking of certain urban Indians that what White people do only cool is a thing of past

This is age of internet everything has changed

Even what urban Indians promote will be thought upon as cool by rest of the India isn't the case anymore

Look at our most young generation and imagine the next one, we won't be insecured of anybody or anything in the future (including sex) and it's already happening :D

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Arnab Goswami is interviewing a farmer

*Arnab : What do you feed your goats?

Farmer : The white one or the black one?

Arnab : The white one.

Farmer : Grass.

Arnab : And the black one?

Farmer : That also grass.

Arnab : Where do you tie up your goats?

Farmer : The white one or the black one?

Arnab : The white one.

Farmer : Inside the barn.

Arnab : And the black one?

Farmer : That also inside the barn.

Arnab : With what do you wash your goats?

Farmer : The white one or the black one?

Arnab : The white one.

Farmer : With water.

Arnab : And the black one?

Farmer : That also with water.

Arnab Goswami gets angry and yells : Bloody fellow... If you do the same thing for both the goats why are you repeatedly asking me white or black ???

Farmer : Because the white goat is mine.

Arnab : And the black goat?

Farmer : That is also mine.

Arnab Goswami faints.... After he regains consciousness the farmer explains : Now you know how we feel when your TV channel shows the same news by twisting and turning

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Would you like to adopt this thirsty way?
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In Europe, the fascinating rhythm is often seen in the towns, coffee boards of towns and restaurants have white boards on the wall. The customers of the restaurants and coffee shops ordering the tea, coffee and food for themselves, the waiters also order a tea, coffee or fruit food for the White Board, the waiter places them in order and extra tea, coffee and food. The "slip" of the white stick on the board. People eat food, tea drinks coffee, and in the end, with the bill, you pay the extra food, tea and coffee money. Foods, coffee and tea slips are for those people who do not have tea, coffee or food, "Afford", these poor people also come in restaurants or coffee shops like a common customer stops near the White Board. They come to the table on the floor and give it to the waiter, and the waiters serve food, tea and coffee with respect to them as common customers, if they are white from the white board. If you do not want to remove the chit then they say in the mouth of the waiter, "Give me the white tea board, coffee or coffee," and the waiters take chit off the white board and give them coffee, tea and food, this hungry poor Thousands of people have to eat food, tea and coffee, 'we can adopt this charming way.'

 

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