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😂😈😜इत्तु सी मस्ती breaking news के साथ।😜😈😂
Breaking news में आप का स्वागत हैं हम आप को दिखायेंगे Alien की Alien language ।
गौर से देखये इस खूंखार एलियन को, जी हाँ  हम जैसा दिखने वाला इंसान ,इंसान नहीं एलियन हैं।
बोल कुछ सकता नहीं बस इशारे हजारों करता हैं। इसकी बात समझने के लिए नासा से एक वैज्ञानिक आये हैं,जी हाँ नाम हैं उसका Dr. रितिका । समझती हैं वो पागलों का । जब वो मिलने आई इस एलियन से तो ये एलियन  उसे दिल दें बैठा। अब problem ये Dr. रितिका भी इसकी बात समझ नहीं पाई।
क्योंकि उन्हें पागलों की language आती हैं ,किसी एलियन की नहीं।
पर.... पर मुझे यकीन हैं एक दिन दिल की बात दिल समझेगा दिमाग की नहीं, फूल खिल कर बढ़े होंगे कभी मुर्झायेगे नहीं।

इत्तु सा पैग़ाम sign language के उस्ताद Subhash Regar के नाम।
#Nojoto #breakingNews #masti #Quotes #Language

😂😈😜इत्तु सी मस्ती breaking news के साथ।😜😈😂

Breaking news में आप का स्वागत हैं हम आप को दिखायेंगे Alien की Alien language ।

गौर से देखये इस खूंखार एलियन को, जी हाँ हम जैसा दिखने वाला इंसान ,इंसान नहीं एलियन हैं।
बोल कुछ सकता नहीं बस इशारे हजारों करता हैं। इसकी बात समझने के लिए नासा से एक वैज्ञानिक आये हैं,जी हाँ नाम हैं उसका Dr. रितिका । समझती हैं वो पागलों का । जब वो मिलने आई इस एलियन से तो ये एलियन उसे दिल दें बैठा। अब problem ये Dr. रितिका भी इसकी बात समझ नहीं पाई।
क्योंकि उन्हें पागलों की language आती हैं ,किसी एलियन की नहीं।

पर.... पर मुझे यकीन हैं एक दिन दिल की बात दिल समझेगा दिमाग की नहीं, फूल खिल कर बढ़े होंगे कभी मुर्झायेगे नहीं। Nojoto Subhash Regar

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I'm very disappointed, I heard someone saying "INHE ENGLISH NHI AATI YE KISI KAAM K NHI" 
Babe you got to understand you live in INDIA and  yes our "MATRA BHASHA" i.e. country's language is HINDI. 

English is not our language and I think probably if you reside in INDIA you must be knowing it. I know I'm getting narrow minded over here but you made me do this. Forget these things you need to understand that language is just the MEDIUM through which you share views, ideas, emotions and I think its Common sense.

I'm disgusted. Don't forget one thing HINDI stand amongst those languages who gives respect to person not just with voice modulation but words as well. And if you talk about ENGLISH, babe I'll make you stand infront of person who knows Hindi you won't even able to communicate for 5 minutes. Forget Hindi I'll make you stand infront of someone who knows grammar your entire concept of English will be ruined. We are learning ENGLISH so we can communicate not to comment.

Understand! LANGUAGE IS JUST THE MEDIUM TO COMMUNICATE  IT NEVER SHOWS THAT WHAT ARE YOUR QUALIFICATIONS, YOU BETTR THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU SAY IT, and if these are your words then I think your parents probably wasted their money on your education.

WE Live in country where we have 22 languages and still we opt for Hindi not because we are illiterate because we are desperate to talk and know about everything. People outside the country wants to learn HINDI and You ughh!! not anguish I FEEL PITY FOR YOU.

#languageisjustthemedium#notthequalification

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We were the error in love stories,
not love in air kind of stories,
Otherwise why I would have missed you for years,
although you haded coded that love story for seconds...
I tried changing every parameter of that code,
fixing every bug possible to stop getting errors in my outputs...
But when the logic was wrong from scratch,
I loved a wrong person in the whole software of life in a stretch,
there was no use whatever efforts you put...
programmers around felt I am mad,
working on a wrong logic even knowing it's wrong...
And she is getting day by day insane,
forgetting the programming languages that she should not...
At last I understood the program has been dead,
the software is of least use ,
as the main method is missing from it,
in the course of fixing bugs,
I have deleted the main method from the code...
and the language is no more in use,
Still I have that remaining leftover codes with me in a junk box,
I to cry alone with it,
whenever I fail to write va new code,
and to make my heart feel strong,
to make it realize what a cute orogrammer she has been,
who had tried her best to fix a bug which was not even there in vain,
How much patience runs in her blood,
she analysed every LOC for thousand times in a row,
she had forgotten to sleep,
to eat,
to wake up and sit straight,
Only one pcode with a wrong logic was running the software and
making it recharge,
that once in life time I will be able to fix this code...
I will change the logic, I will change the parameters, I will change the language,
I will change the entire code,
but I still need this to run the software,
That software is no more in use,
She didn't able to fix that bug,
But now she knows how a software should be written,
What are the things must be taken care,
before you become insane after it for years.
🌹

Engineering Quotes... The best story in my life written by me yet...😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
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We were the error in love stories,
not love in air kind of stories,
Otherwise why I would have missed you for years,
although you had coded that love story for seconds...
I tried changing every parameter of that code,
fixing every bug possible to stop getting errors in my outputs...
But when the logic was wrong from scratch,
I loved a wrong person in the whole software of life in a stretch,
there was no use whatever efforts you put...
programmers around felt I am mad,
working on a wrong logic even knowing it's wrong...
And she is getting day by day insane,
forgetting the other programming languages that she should not...
At last I understood the program has been dead,
the software is of least use ,
as the main method is missing from it,
in the course of fixing bugs,
I have deleted the main method from the code...
and the language is no more in use,
Still I have that remaining leftover codes with me in a junk box,
I go to cry alone with it,
whenever I fail to write a new code,
and to make my heart feel strong,
to make it realize what a cute programmer she has been,
who had tried her best to fix a bug which was not even there in vain,
How much patience runs in her blood,
she analysed every LOC for thousand times in a row,
she had forgotten to sleep,
to eat,
to wake up and sit straight,
Only one pcode with a wrong logic was running the software and
making it recharge,
that once in life time she will be able to fix this code...
she will change the logic, she will change the parameters, she will change the language,
she will change the entire code,
but she still need this to run the software...
After doing all that, she realized she has given birth to a new software, Which was never there in existance.
she realized her old code was a mesh which she has rewritten to let it establish a new aroma in the world of wish.
🌹
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#Love #Life #Code #Parameters #Software #Bug #programmer #Language #LOC #MainMethod #Program #logic #CommonLoveStories #cse #people #when #fallinlove
#Nojoto #nojotoenglish #kalakaksh #TST #nojotokhabri
#Dosti #Girlfriend #Home #rain
#Hope

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Funny hindi memes जीभ में एक भी हड्डी
 नहीं होती 
फिर भी 
.
.
.यही जीभ इंसान की 
सारी हड्डियां तुड़वाने की 
"ताक़त" रखती हैं..!!
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"चाणक्य ने रफ़ कॉपी में 
लिखा था !!"
😜😜😜😜😜😜😜 #NojotoQuote

fany jok
fany jok jok

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WELL SAID:-

My Brother told me a jok , I laughed to tears . He told me the same jok again and I laughed but not as hard. He kept repeating the jok and i stoped laughing... Then HE SAID TO ME , "if u cant laughat the same joke over and over again, why you keep crying over people who hurt you over and over again. "
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🖊️GULSHAN KUMAR

well said

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