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Many ways can be answered this question. I want to address this little differently.

Cave man: What is that in sky?
Cave man 2: Wow! I am scared, what is that?
Cave man: Let's get back to home to my girl
Cave woman: Look! Look! Must be magic. When I scratched this stone to other stone, some kind of light is coming out
Cave man: Must be God's light
Caveman 2: Bless us God

Medieval Man: Look, God is angry with us, so many people got sick and died, we have done great sin. Big fire came out from hill, killed us. God is really angry with us
Medieval Man 2: I have all the solution. I am the Messiah. God has spoken through me. Follow me. Follow me

Struggle of semi mordern times

Dad: Son, don't waste your time playing, go and read and make something of yourself. We have no other options
Son: Please let me play. I love it
Dad: No. Don't talk back to me. Where do you get this audacity? Go otherwise I will smack your backside
Son went to his home with heavy heart

When son became father

Dad: Your generation is too chill. In our generation we didn't have so much luxury. My father was very strict on me. His discipline made me a successful man today.
Son: Chill. Dad. I know education is very important but having a full life is also very important. I don't want to be just a nerd
Dad: Whatever. I sometimes think my father was right

When this son became father

Dad: Hey, buddy, tell me what's going on today?
Son: Dad! You are embarrassing me infront of her. Go talk to your friends
Dad: What?!! I am not cool enough for your friends. Did you know I was very popular in my Engineering college?
Son: Dad!!! Stop it. Please give me space

When this son became father

Dad: She is asking for you. Do you need money?
Son: No. We are okay.
Dad: I know some guy. She will love it. Very romantic place.
Son: Yeah, it's not like we are going to get married or something. We are just going to have some fun
Dad: I understand. Happy journey
Son: Thanks. Oh! I almost forgot, did you know that mom is seeing this model
Dad: Yeah. She can do whatever she wants. We are divorced after all.
Son: I must say that you are very cool
Dad: Nope. I am more understanding. It's not like we are some kids who are fighting with each other. We were not attracted to each other anymore. That feeling was gone
Son: Yeah, even though I am not married, I know what you mean

Moral of the story: Financial muscles over power social taboo

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Many ways can be answered this question. I want to address this little differently.

Cave man: What is that in sky?
Cave man 2: Wow! I am scared, what is that?
Cave man: Let's get back to home to my girl
Cave woman: Look! Look! Must be magic. When I scratched this stone to other stone, some kind of light is coming out
Cave man: Must be God's light
Caveman 2: Bless us God

Medieval Man: Look, God is angry with us, so many people got sick and died, we have done great sin. Big fire came out from hill, killed us. God is really angry with us
Medieval Man 2: I have all the solution. I am the Messiah. God has spoken through me. Follow me. Follow me

Struggle of semi mordern times

Dad: Son, don't waste your time playing, go and read and make something of yourself. We have no other options
Son: Please let me play. I love it
Dad: No. Don't talk back to me. Where do you get this audacity? Go otherwise I will smack your backside
Son went to his home with heavy heart

When son became father

Dad: Your generation is too chill. In our generation we didn't have so much luxury. My father was very strict on me. His discipline made me a successful man today.
Son: Chill. Dad. I know education is very important but having a full life is also very important. I don't want to be just a nerd
Dad: Whatever. I sometimes think my father was right

When this son became father

Dad: Hey, buddy, tell me what's going on today?
Son: Dad! You are embarrassing me infront of her. Go talk to your friends
Dad: What?!! I am not cool enough for your friends. Did you know I was very popular in my Engineering college?
Son: Dad!!! Stop it. Please give me space

When this son became father

Dad: She is asking for you. Do you need money?
Son: No. We are okay.
Dad: I know some guy. She will love it. Very romantic place.
Son: Yeah, it's not like we are going to get married or something. We are just going to have some fun
Dad: I understand. Happy journey
Son: Thanks. Oh! I almost forgot, did you know that mom is seeing this model
Dad: Yeah. She can do whatever she wants. We are divorced after all.
Son: I must say that you are very cool
Dad: Nope. I am more understanding. It's not like we are some kids who are fighting with each other. We were not attracted to each other anymore. That feeling was gone
Son: Yeah, even though I am not married, I know what you mean

Moral of the story: Financial muscles over power social taboo

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Read the caption  #NojotoQuote

Dear dad,

I want to tell you something before it's too late,
Whatever I'm doing is probably not written in my fate.
This is something that you totally hate,
But dad, now I can't really wait!! It was not your fault, I had made a wrong decision,
Never did I think that this would be it's conclusion.
But now that I've found what my heart really wants,
It's trying to talk to me dad, please let me listen.!! I've started finding this life as horrible as a nightmare,
whatever I'm doing, would really get me nowhere.
This thought is killing me within, day by day,
I'm about to quit and you don't seem to care.!! listen to me just for once, dad; let me rise,
Lemme just fly high like a free bird roams in the skies.
I'm ready to pay whatever it costs,
But now I can't again betray these dreamy eyes.!! Dad, I promise that I won't let you down this time,
For I'm not going to commit any crime.
I write my heart out with the ink, dad..
Just so you know, I don't only rhyme.!! Just let me do what my heart aches for,
For which my heart & mind are playing a war..
I don't want to be the stardust, dad..
I want to be the whole sky without a single scar.!! I know I've given you nothing but disappointment,
So much pain for which there's no ointment..
Just show some faith & give me a last chance
For I want to create happiness for you in every moment.!! I'm stuck so badly as if someone has put me into a jail,
And now there's no one except you to pay my bail.
Dad, I know, I'd fail & fail & fail & fail,
But one fine day, I'd definitely rise as hell.
I'd find a source of light after a dark long tunnel,
And you too would have a proud story to tell.!! Dad, everything would seem so simple then,
And there would be no void,
Please save one life before it gets totally destroyed,
I don't want the entire galaxy, dad..
Just give me my 'space' to become an asteroid.!! Dad,
I just wanted to tell you something before it's too late,
Whatever I'm doing is definitely not written in my fate..
I know this is something that you still hate,
Somehow, I will, but life... Won't really wait!!!
#nojotoPune
© Vaishnavi Joshi

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Dear dad,
i am still your little angel either sometimes i don't agree on this but yaa i am.. Dad i often fight with u and clearly saying i am a little partial to mom but i love u too..you have been really strict but that is reason of what SUHANI is.. u are my ❤❤ will make you proud...U are  not just a successful businessman but a true dad.Dad yaa i speaks alot at every point even when its not needed but this is what proves i am your's part standing not for me but also for right ...most important priority Self Respect and many more...
Luv u dad and yaa i mean it...
'Happy Father's day'

#HappyFathersDay to all the daddys out there....For a daughter her dad is the most handsome man in the world and a real hero...Dad i wish if I would become as like u..!! this is for sure we can't stop fighting but still we are one...👪..Suhani is lot more dad then your expectations keep supporting meri jaan..❤❤ my daddy.....yaa i am your girl not just mommas but your's also........... .#dad..#RealHero...#mylife...#daddysgirl...#HappyFathersDay...#Suhani...#withluvvv😍😍

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To Dad;
(Read The Caption)

Dearest dad,
Two years passed, since you left heavenly abode. Since, you left me to be my own hero. But Dad, I don't reflect the person you wanted me to be, I reflect the person your separation made me. I reflect a miserable person, who is just tired of concept of life and everything. Your separation left me handicapped, in all spheres of my life equally. I look at the pictures of us, and I look at life in reality of today, And i conclude I am nothing but a dust going with the flow where my mass leads me to. I am associated, with the concept of living, the way they leave a down syndrome kid in a school (not special school), both are not a good combination. I see myself as most broken, but most strong person. Yet I feel like without you, My living is dead. I, my father, lie as the most restless person, to meet my beloved!
Most of the times, I give my bruised soul examples of sabr. and other times flow of pain takes over, and I unconciously question the fate of our story, With such a brutal end. I look like a soulless person. In the midst crowd, My loneliness calls me. I lose myself to your thoughts, in midst of debates and discussion thinking how differently you would have argued to me.
Dad, I am glad I once had you. But those prayers that have shifted from, "Ya Rub, keep him healthy and happy" to "Ya Rub, Grant him highest place in jannah" are itself a Qayamah! I long to talk to you. I long to pose a picture with you. I long to be your little girl, who by no means desired to grow this way mature. People compliment me, "You look like your father" and my heart whispers I wish I really did. They tell me your stories, as if I didn't know who you were. They Lost An uncle, a brother, but I lost my entire world to heaven. My lips smile. My eyes are always moistured. I am not with you, thats why my darling dad, I am in constant abyss. Remember all those conversation where we would talk about literature, poetry, mathematics, art, love, religion, spirituality? Remember, those walks! Remember that last book, that you bought me last with a date on it 18/jan/2016. I remember, the mini seconds that I did spent with you, and breathing without you these two years were just an Azaab! I lost my guide, while travelling for life.
Dad, I cant put it in exact words, but I miss you. I miss the warmth of you . I miss my home.. I miss being called by you. Being told. Being told you are wrong and right. Dad, how I am living even after you left me. How from being to a fairtytale princess, I landed up in the city of loneliness. Why my laughter has disappeared, and why my smile is filled with pain.
I know, my beloved! you are in much better place then here. But i am in my own abyss. My struggle with being living are horrible. I am not the person I wanted to be. And, I miss you dad !
Jaanu'weni jaanu koori na gachi ha na yith paeth jaanu'wun khaan'majar raawan !
I wish , once in life i hug you again!

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