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What would happen if Wonder Woman and Thor have a child together?
Let's have a fun with it?
Wonder woman was flying through the sky suddenly when she saw a portal opened and took her to another world.
And she clashed with someone in the sky
Diana said, “Who are you? How dare you interrupted my journey?”
Thor said, “Who am I? Who am I??? I am the great odinson, God of thunder, the great Asgurdian the mighty Thor, who are you, lady?”
Diana said, “I am the champion of themyscira island, daughter of Zeus and Hyppolyta, the Amazonian Princess”
Thor said, “Oh! Zeus!!! You are long way from home, aren't you?”
Diana said, “I have never heard about any Asgurdian tribe other than Norse mythology, are you saying you are the Norse God?”
Diana said, “Wow, I thought you would be something different”
Thor said, “I never heard about any Amazonian Tribe neither about themyscira island anywhere”
Diana said, “Something gone wrong somewhere, I have a feeling I am not supposed to exist in this world”
In the meantime, Enchantress back in Asgurd was saying to herself, “Ha, ha, my plan worked, the only being that can beat our mighty hero in any existence is this Amazon warrior because of Zues blood, ha, ha, let me do my influence, ha”
Suddenly, Wonder Woman felt slight headache and everything was becoming dark, when she opened her eyes, she saw Ares laughing at her so she didn't waste any opportunity and attacked
And after a long battle, Wonder Woman won this fight with the help of her lasso.
She used her lasso on Ares and said, “Tell me everything, Ares, what is your intention here?”
Thor puked everything under the influence of lasso
Wonder woman suddenly realised her fault as lasso helped saw the truth, she apologized to Thor very honestly
Thor smiled at Wonder Woman and said, “It's okay, princess, it's a honour to lose to you, you are probably influenced by some of my enemy, it's alright I will take care of it” in saying this they looked at each other intensely
Wonder woman said with slight red face, “Alright, I think I need to get back to my world”
Thor said, “Yes, of course, Heimdall, open the portal”
They entered into another world and found themselves in some dark world
Suddenly, they are attacked by a hood warrior
After a long battle surprisingly they lost to that individual but not before revealing the hood and both of them surprised to it was a girl
Diana asked to her, “Who are you, girl? You managed to beat both of us single handedly which is no mean achievement, your fighting style is very similar to both of us”
She said, “I am the queen leader of Asgurdian and Amazonian Tribe The Great Dara, are you two spy of Loki and Ares dressing as my parents?”
Both Diana and Thor said, “WHAT?”
Both of them told her everything.
She said, “It cannot be possible you can't be my parents as Loki and Ares killed both of my parents”
Diana said, “You are our Daughter but…..”
Thor said, “How is it possible? We just met here and we are not from same reality either”
Dara said, “Ares was researching to beat you for a long time, suddenly he found an old book from Olympia which helped open this portal therefore you two meet with each other for the first time, after that he met with Loki and both of them put their brains together and defeated both of you by uniting both of your enemies through a very big war but it lasted for a long long time, you guys got close to each other during the battle and Wonder Woman gave birth to me, but it was a distraction from Enchantress as she put a love spell on both of you so that you guys made love to each other and get distracted from the war which made sure the obvious loss so in a way I am a reminder of that loss, after you two died, lady Sif and Wonder Man married to each other and brought me up as their own and taught me everything, but it was already a dark world ruled by Loki and Ares, I was the rebel leader, I finally found my father hammer and my mother's flashing blade, I am fighting them since, but it was still not enough as I am the only one, both lady Sif and Wonder Man died in the battle”
Both Diana and Thor was speechless
Thor looked at Wonder Woman and said to Dara, “Don't worry, we are with you on this war, we will help you defeat them”
Diana said, “Exactly”
Both of them went to Dara's home and saw big portrait of them
Diana said to Thor, “It kinds of feel weird, isn't it?”
Thor said, “I don't know, I think it suits us”
Suddenly, a huge explosion happened outside
Dara said, “They are attacking us, they found this place, we have no choice but to fight”
Thor said, “Then let's give them what they want”
Wonder woman said, “Then let us attack them first” in saying this she flew away
Thor said, “Really magnificent this lady”
Both of them attacked that huge army with their full might
Dara joined them.
Loki said to Ares, “I thought we defeated them, why are they here?”
Ares said, “Someone played a trick on us”
Suddenly, An individual appeared out of nowhere and said, “I thought I needed to even the playing field since you two have unfair advantage”
Ares said, “You pathetic Phantom Stranger,
you coward, you don't have it in you to fight but you dare to do this, you will have your punishment”
Phantom Stranger disappeared with a huge laughter and said, “I don't think so”
Dara and Wonder Woman and Thor beat everyone together
Dara took her parents to Hyppolyta in themyscira island
Hyppolyta said with a smile, “My granddaughter and my departed daughter, finally Gods are smiling at us”
After a few moments of emotional get together
Hyppolyta said to Thor and Diana, “Do you understand that you two should never meet each other? It's not supposed to happen, you two need to get back to your time which means this reality does not exist which means Dara should not exist either”
They realised what they needed to do
Both of them sent an emotional goodbye to Dara and said, “We are proud of you, Dara, you are even better than us, keep doing what you doing and take care of your own people but you understand we need to go”
With the help of Heimdall they get back to their own reality
Before Wonder Woman got back to her reality, she said to Thor, “Well, this has been such an unique experience, I will remember this forever”
Thor said, “Same here princess”
They kissed each other for the first and last time to celebrate their adventure and Diana returned to her time
5 WTF snaps from the Comedy Animal Photo Awards
The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards (yes, that's a thing) are back once again, showcasing candid shots of the funniest critters on the World Wild Web.
So good are some of these snaps, it's almost as if the animals knew the brief. From peekaboo eagles to ballet-dancing ants, and friendly polar bears to snowball-flinging monkeys, the most comedic scenes from the animal kingdom are all here.
Kick-started last year to help raise cash and awareness for conservation efforts in a lighthearted way, you can enjoy a handful of 2016's funniest shots below before heading over to the CWPA website to LOL at the rest of the entries
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a 'peli-can't catch a fish to save his life'
*Plays 'The Great Escape' theme tune* © Nicolas De Vaulx/Comedy Wildlife Photo 2016
That feeling when you forgot something important
"Shit. Did I leave the iron on?" © Barb D'Arpino/Comedy Wildlife Photo 2016
Oh yeah. Laugh it up
"You want a funny photo? Owl handle it." © Edward Kopeschny/Comedy Wildlife Photo 2016
Who needs hand-eye coordination anyway?
"Oh yeah, this is awkward for you, huh?" - fish © Rob Kroenert/Comedy Wildlife Photo 2016
That's a bad day in the office
"Hey, Dave, I'm taking the rest of the day off." © Tom Stables/Comedy Wildlife Photo 2016
Check out the rest of the entries to this year's competition right here.