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5 WTF snaps from the Comedy Animal Photo Awards
The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards (yes, that's a thing) are back once again, showcasing candid shots of the funniest critters on the World Wild Web.
So good are some of these snaps, it's almost as if the animals knew the brief. From peekaboo eagles to ballet-dancing ants, and friendly polar bears to snowball-flinging monkeys, the most comedic scenes from the animal kingdom are all here.
Kick-started last year to help raise cash and awareness for conservation efforts in a lighthearted way, you can enjoy a handful of 2016's funniest shots below before heading over to the CWPA website to LOL at the rest of the entries
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a 'peli-can't catch a fish to save his life'
*Plays 'The Great Escape' theme tune* © Nicolas De Vaulx/Comedy Wildlife Photo 2016
That feeling when you forgot something important
"Shit. Did I leave the iron on?" © Barb D'Arpino/Comedy Wildlife Photo 2016
Oh yeah. Laugh it up
"You want a funny photo? Owl handle it." © Edward Kopeschny/Comedy Wildlife Photo 2016
Who needs hand-eye coordination anyway?
"Oh yeah, this is awkward for you, huh?" - fish © Rob Kroenert/Comedy Wildlife Photo 2016
That's a bad day in the office
"Hey, Dave, I'm taking the rest of the day off." © Tom Stables/Comedy Wildlife Photo 2016
Check out the rest of the entries to this year's competition right here.
Whenever my curiosity on women popped up,they question on my masculinity😂😂So my unanswered questions are as follows:
1) If reproduction of a boy or girl depends on male's XY chromosomes as we studied in class 10th,then why woman is blamed for an undesired child?🤔
2) If saree is the only attire represents tradition and culture then why don't males wear dhoti-kurta everytime.Is our customs and rituals are limited to females only?🙄
3)Do we consider women as Laxmi in India just because she brings a huge dowry along with her after marriage?😏
4)Why it's obscene for girls to shout , laugh loud and give their opinions in this male oriented society?🤐
5)If periods means impurity😵then please let me know what purity equals to: is it your stereotype on this issue?😐
6)Is there any retirement plan for women(our mother and wife )from their household work as we male expect pension and rest after our retirement from services?😣
7)If women are weak then how she bothered to bear the Pain for 9 month to deliver u to this beautiful world?😔
8) Is it necessary for women to cover her body completely because we male don't have control over our desires and mentality?😡
9)if males are protecting females then who is raping them?😳
These questions are for all those whose patriarchal thoughts and dogmatic principles are demolishing society and mankind 😒actually women are not equal to male they are superior than us.. and they don't want their rights ,they want their dignity and individuality. love and respect for every women in this world😊
Happy women's day🤗🤗
Guide to a good girl.
1- When I was 5, my maa handed me over the barbie dolls and kitchen sets to play with,
My fascination for hotwheels and beyblades, building blocks and video games, action figures and lazer rifles, to my maa and papa was more or less a cosmological myth.
My parents could not digest my leisure time being spent in company of boys and their masculine toys, and as the consequence,
I was made to sit in a room all day, with a stuffed doll and few make up sets in defence.
I wanted to run away, from the holes of that dungeon tied to the invisible shackles, as quick as the squirrel,
But i couldn't, i was the good girl.
2- When I was 13, a muscular and stiff man with dense beard and frowned eye brows, animalistic gazes and mysterious intentions,
Reaches out for newly formed budding breasts, and inserts his fingers piercing into my vagina
Leaving no unexplored canyons.
He played with me like I was the barbie doll,
But I thought cricket and kabbadi were his call.
He bruised me like I was the GTA or NFS car,
But those red scars, to him were merely victory avatars.
I wanted "my brother" to stop, to not gift me this disgust and pain as the rewards of my Rakhies, unable to unfurl,
But i couldn't, I was the good girl.
3- I'm 21 now, and I have few advices for the women of my age, or younger or elder.
1, Do not show cleavage or thighs or shoulders or neck or legs or even your face,
For the length of your fabric can even get you raped, just like an 18month infant or an 80 year old lady, following your disgrace.
2, Do not talk to male friends or fall in love with men or buy condoms or go home late,
For you can destruct your hormones on pills, or get acid attacked on refusals or get killed in the name of kinship dignity to dilate.
Do not smoke or drink or go clubbing,
Do not laugh out loud in public
Do not raise voices against violence by men
Do not wait for thirties to get married
Do not disrespect or disobey relatives or in-law
Do not break the tradition of indian culture
Do not deny favours to your male bosses
Do not abuse in filthy languages and slangs
Do not dream about sexual pleasures and female orgasms
Do not rant about education and career and women empowerment
Do not use words like vagina or menstruation or masturbation or male chauvinism
Do not object at being called a characterless or a bitch or a slut or a prostitute or a mistress
Do not utter a word at being touched in several areas of your worshipped and sacred body by a boy, or a man or an uncle.
Do not enclose your identity preserved carefully under the sheathe,
Do not breathe.
I am the woman who was
Molested and assaulted,
Gaped and raped,
Smacked and acid attacked,
Objectified and sanctified,
Beaten and auctioned,
Born and died right after
My silenced screams, bruised scars, crushed down soul, ripped apart, are the evidence of my body being handed over in hands of patriarchy, as they conquer.
Listen, please follow these rules
However I couldn't,
I shouted and yelled,
I opposed and protested,
I screamed and hurled,
I am, now, the bad girl.