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Well, let's say in the year 2060, something like this happen.

Well, first 10–20 years, all the female population would have the fun of their lives. Those who were initially heart broken because of their husbands or boyfriend's death. Soon they would recover.

But after 20 years or so, missing of male human species would be visible very badly.

There would be a lot of pressure on lady microbiologist or biotechnologists to procreate test tube male babies or clones but everything will go waste when boys would grow 5 years old.

A boy would be most precious thing in the world. And a lot of violence and war would be fought over them.

They will be missed very very badly. World wide mourning would happen after each boy's death.

They will be under extreme protective fields of lab so that they don't get exposed to earth’s atmosphere. But it won't work whenever oxygen would get into the 5 years old boy's lung, they would be dead.

There will be a lot of pressure to create pure oxygen artificially created in lab but end result will be same.

After a lot of study of male gene, it would be found out that fault actually lies on male gene which has mutated with times for unknown reasons hence the problem.

Social impact would be tremendous.

Women would be sick of each other.

Rom com would become uncool or in some cases most cherished because of the male female romance.

Lesbian relationship would become most boring and uncool because too much of same thing bound to make it's impact.

As I said before women would hate each other, too much drama would make everything insufferable.

Those who believed in God, would pray so that male gene could survive.

Everyone would watch old videos and movies and web series consisting of men and cry.

Male bionic artificial sex robots would be in highest demand and most profitable industry in the world.

And rest of the things?

Well, it will be absolutely same.

Women would kill other women for power and money.

War would be paramount. A lot of unnecessary violence etc etc

What? Did you think women will be any different?

Well, think again.

#girlfantasy #Nojotocomedy #RIPStanLee #nojoto #Pyar #Relationship #nojotophotography #rain #nojotodigitalart #Thoughts #Photography #nojotovideo #shayri #Dil #Se #nojotoofficial #Fun #Nojotovoice #hindipoetry #poetryinhindi #nojotoenglish #nojotohindi #cutefactory #Love #pinkmania #Art #Paint #rain #Gif #RehneDe #feelings #DigitalArt #Movie #Quotes #Sketch #Fitness #lloveyou #BreakUp #HeartBreak #Lovebites #shopholic #narcissistic #jokes #footballjokes #soccer #Sports #CR7 #Notebook #attentionseeker #everreadyforpose #whateverywomanwanttohear #teasingishot #awkwardcoffeedrinking #brainfreeze #whattypeofgirlami #notsayingpeace #notshowingvictrorysign #justsayingcheese #wishhewastgay #casanova #heartstealer #heartcapturer #OmG #promdatecrisis #mymom #Nojotocomedy #letsmakeout #aftergettingdrunk #tomcruise #hotmen #CATchmeifyoucan #50shadesofgrey #runawaybride #hairdyer #CAT #Tennis #Tennisjokes #hotsoccercoach #tastycook #devilsangel #discoveringnewpeaks #Dance #cupcakelove #goingbehindtrainersinstruction #angelwithhorn #whatagirlwishaboutherdog #whatapetdogwish #crazycatlady #whencatcrazebecomeextreme #fashiondesignergonecrazywithanimalright #shiveringwithexcitement #shiveringwithlove #ecentricfashiondesigner #ecentricphotographer #crazycatladygochristmassteroid #whensomeoneisdrunkandhigh #nojotonews #painofashopholic #beingromantic #hotexpectation #symtomno1marrigeisboundtofail #hotattitude #romanticcouple #cluelesscouple #itsashallowworld
#groomingformen #timetogetserious
#maidofhonour #horriblemusicians #nextdoorgirl #Music #cutegirl #luckyboyfriend #hottestpowerfulcoupleinfiction #Superman #WonderWoman #poemunderthebluesky #petcatlover #morningbirdpoem
#thegirlwhohatesherlife #girlwhothinkseverythingispretty
#twosquirrelandagirl #ryangosling #crazystupidlove #commongirlfantasy #reunionafterbreakup #boyfriendgirlfriendjokes #happydreams #girlsneedchallangeinrelationship #whatgirlssecretlylike #whenyouwanttostayinbedhuggingyourboyfriend #forbiddenlove #extremeattraction #17thcenturyfrenchroyalwedding #WhyamInotfallinginlove
#WhyamInotfindingaboyfriend #spooning #luckyguy #toocute #oneofthoserelationship #horrormovies #Tattoo #nervousconversationalist #awkwardbff #takinginitiative #whenacouplesmellsogood #pillowtalk #chemistry #poorcluelessboyfriend #commontechproblem #extrememutualbreakup #makingfoodsfromcookingshow#coolselfieinthesummer #lackofcommunication #annoyingcouple #idioticphotoshoot #marmaidjokes #weirdestkidsquestion #Seriouslackofcommunication
#IwishIcanbemydog #peerpressure #exhustingwaitforyourcrushtocallyou #Lovetorture #girlsrighttostalkmen #wink #dolphincoupledrama #happyandinlove #girls #girlsquotes #happybirthday #viratkholi #Shiddat #khwaab #Artwork #share #Comment #follow #Like

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Well, let's say in the year 2060, something like this happen.

Well, first 10–20 years, all the female population would have the fun of their lives. Those who were initially heart broken because of their husbands or boyfriend's death. Soon they would recover.

But after 20 years or so, missing of male human species would be visible very badly.

There would be a lot of pressure on lady microbiologist or biotechnologists to procreate test tube male babies or clones but everything will go waste when boys would grow 5 years old.

A boy would be most precious thing in the world. And a lot of violence and war would be fought over them.

They will be missed very very badly. World wide mourning would happen after each boy's death.

They will be under extreme protective fields of lab so that they don't get exposed to earth’s atmosphere. But it won't work whenever oxygen would get into the 5 years old boy's lung, they would be dead.

There will be a lot of pressure to create pure oxygen artificially created in lab but end result will be same.

After a lot of study of male gene, it would be found out that fault actually lies on male gene which has mutated with times for unknown reasons hence the problem.

Social impact would be tremendous.

Women would be sick of each other.

Rom com would become uncool or in some cases most cherished because of the male female romance.

Lesbian relationship would become most boring and uncool because too much of same thing bound to make it's impact.

As I said before women would hate each other, too much drama would make everything insufferable.

Those who believed in God, would pray so that male gene could survive.

Everyone would watch old videos and movies and web series consisting of men and cry.

Male bionic artificial sex robots would be in highest demand and most profitable industry in the world.

And rest of the things?

Well, it will be absolutely same.

Women would kill other women for power and money.

War would be paramount. A lot of unnecessary violence etc etc

What? Did you think women will be any different?

Well, think again.

#girlfantasy #Nojotocomedy #RIPStanLee #nojoto #Pyar #Relationship #nojotophotography #rain #nojotodigitalart #Thoughts #Photography #nojotovideo #shayri #Dil #Se #nojotoofficial #Fun #Nojotovoice #hindipoetry #poetryinhindi #nojotoenglish #nojotohindi #cutefactory #Love #pinkmania #Art #Paint #rain #Gif #RehneDe #feelings #DigitalArt #Movie #Quotes #Sketch #Fitness #lloveyou #BreakUp #HeartBreak #Lovebites #shopholic #narcissistic #jokes #footballjokes #soccer #Sports #CR7 #Notebook #attentionseeker #everreadyforpose #whateverywomanwanttohear #teasingishot #awkwardcoffeedrinking #brainfreeze #whattypeofgirlami #notsayingpeace #notshowingvictrorysign #justsayingcheese #wishhewastgay #casanova #heartstealer #heartcapturer #OmG #promdatecrisis #mymom #Nojotocomedy #letsmakeout #aftergettingdrunk #tomcruise #hotmen #CATchmeifyoucan #50shadesofgrey #runawaybride #hairdyer #CAT #Tennis #Tennisjokes #hotsoccercoach #tastycook #devilsangel #discoveringnewpeaks #Dance #cupcakelove #goingbehindtrainersinstruction #angelwithhorn #whatagirlwishaboutherdog #whatapetdogwish #crazycatlady #whencatcrazebecomeextreme #fashiondesignergonecrazywithanimalright #shiveringwithexcitement #shiveringwithlove #ecentricfashiondesigner #ecentricphotographer #crazycatladygochristmassteroid #whensomeoneisdrunkandhigh #nojotonews #painofashopholic #beingromantic #hotexpectation #symtomno1marrigeisboundtofail #hotattitude #romanticcouple #cluelesscouple #itsashallowworld
#groomingformen #timetogetserious
#maidofhonour #horriblemusicians #nextdoorgirl #Music #cutegirl #luckyboyfriend #hottestpowerfulcoupleinfiction #Superman #WonderWoman #poemunderthebluesky #petcatlover #morningbirdpoem
#thegirlwhohatesherlife #girlwhothinkseverythingispretty
#twosquirrelandagirl #ryangosling #crazystupidlove #commongirlfantasy #reunionafterbreakup #boyfriendgirlfriendjokes #happydreams #girlsneedchallangeinrelationship #whatgirlssecretlylike #whenyouwanttostayinbedhuggingyourboyfriend #forbiddenlove #extremeattraction #17thcenturyfrenchroyalwedding #WhyamInotfallinginlove
#WhyamInotfindingaboyfriend #spooning #luckyguy #toocute #oneofthoserelationship #horrormovies #Tattoo #nervousconversationalist #awkwardbff #takinginitiative #whenacouplesmellsogood #pillowtalk #chemistry #poorcluelessboyfriend #commontechproblem #extrememutualbreakup #makingfoodsfromcookingshow#coolselfieinthesummer #lackofcommunication #annoyingcouple #idioticphotoshoot #marmaidjokes #weirdestkidsquestion #Seriouslackofcommunication
#IwishIcanbemydog #peerpressure #exhustingwaitforyourcrushtocallyou #Lovetorture #girlsrighttostalkmen #wink #dolphincoupledrama #happyandinlove #girls #girlsquotes #happybirthday #viratkholi #Shiddat #khwaab #Artwork #share #Comment #follow #Like

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Well, let's say in the year 2060, something like this happen.

Well, first 10–20 years, all the female population would have the fun of their lives. Those who were initially heart broken because of their husbands or boyfriend's death. Soon they would recover.

But after 20 years or so, missing of male human species would be visible very badly.

There would be a lot of pressure on lady microbiologist or biotechnologists to procreate test tube male babies or clones but everything will go waste when boys would grow 5 years old.

A boy would be most precious thing in the world. And a lot of violence and war would be fought over them.

They will be missed very very badly. World wide mourning would happen after each boy's death.

They will be under extreme protective fields of lab so that they don't get exposed to earth’s atmosphere. But it won't work whenever oxygen would get into the 5 years old boy's lung, they would be dead.

There will be a lot of pressure to create pure oxygen artificially created in lab but end result will be same.

After a lot of study of male gene, it would be found out that fault actually lies on male gene which has mutated with times for unknown reasons hence the problem.

Social impact would be tremendous.

Women would be sick of each other.

Rom com would become uncool or in some cases most cherished because of the male female romance.

Lesbian relationship would become most boring and uncool because too much of same thing bound to make it's impact.

As I said before women would hate each other, too much drama would make everything insufferable.

Those who believed in God, would pray so that male gene could survive.

Everyone would watch old videos and movies and web series consisting of men and cry.

Male bionic artificial sex robots would be in highest demand and most profitable industry in the world.

And rest of the things?

Well, it will be absolutely same.

Women would kill other women for power and money.

War would be paramount. A lot of unnecessary violence etc etc

What? Did you think women will be any different?

Well, think again.

#girlfantasy #Nojotocomedy #RIPStanLee #nojoto #Pyar #Relationship #nojotophotography #rain #nojotodigitalart #Thoughts #Photography #nojotovideo #shayri #Dil #Se #nojotoofficial #Fun #Nojotovoice #hindipoetry #poetryinhindi #nojotoenglish #nojotohindi #cutefactory #Love #pinkmania #Art #Paint #rain #Gif #RehneDe #feelings #DigitalArt #Movie #Quotes #Sketch #Fitness #lloveyou #BreakUp #HeartBreak #Lovebites #shopholic #narcissistic #jokes #footballjokes #soccer #Sports #CR7 #Notebook #attentionseeker #everreadyforpose #whateverywomanwanttohear #teasingishot #awkwardcoffeedrinking #brainfreeze #whattypeofgirlami #notsayingpeace #notshowingvictrorysign #justsayingcheese #wishhewastgay #casanova #heartstealer #heartcapturer #OmG #promdatecrisis #mymom #Nojotocomedy #letsmakeout #aftergettingdrunk #tomcruise #hotmen #CATchmeifyoucan #50shadesofgrey #runawaybride #hairdyer #CAT #Tennis #Tennisjokes #hotsoccercoach #tastycook #devilsangel #discoveringnewpeaks #Dance #cupcakelove #goingbehindtrainersinstruction #angelwithhorn #whatagirlwishaboutherdog #whatapetdogwish #crazycatlady #whencatcrazebecomeextreme #fashiondesignergonecrazywithanimalright #shiveringwithexcitement #shiveringwithlove #ecentricfashiondesigner #ecentricphotographer #crazycatladygochristmassteroid #whensomeoneisdrunkandhigh #nojotonews #painofashopholic #beingromantic #hotexpectation #symtomno1marrigeisboundtofail #hotattitude #romanticcouple #cluelesscouple #itsashallowworld
#groomingformen #timetogetserious
#maidofhonour #horriblemusicians #nextdoorgirl #Music #cutegirl #luckyboyfriend #hottestpowerfulcoupleinfiction #Superman #WonderWoman #poemunderthebluesky #petcatlover #morningbirdpoem
#thegirlwhohatesherlife #girlwhothinkseverythingispretty
#twosquirrelandagirl #ryangosling #crazystupidlove #commongirlfantasy #reunionafterbreakup #boyfriendgirlfriendjokes #happydreams #girlsneedchallangeinrelationship #whatgirlssecretlylike #whenyouwanttostayinbedhuggingyourboyfriend #forbiddenlove #extremeattraction #17thcenturyfrenchroyalwedding #WhyamInotfallinginlove
#WhyamInotfindingaboyfriend #spooning #luckyguy #toocute #oneofthoserelationship #horrormovies #Tattoo #nervousconversationalist #awkwardbff #takinginitiative #whenacouplesmellsogood #pillowtalk #chemistry #poorcluelessboyfriend #commontechproblem #extrememutualbreakup #makingfoodsfromcookingshow#coolselfieinthesummer #lackofcommunication #annoyingcouple #idioticphotoshoot #marmaidjokes #weirdestkidsquestion #Seriouslackofcommunication
#IwishIcanbemydog #peerpressure #exhustingwaitforyourcrushtocallyou #Lovetorture #girlsrighttostalkmen #wink #dolphincoupledrama #happyandinlove #girls #girlsquotes #happybirthday #viratkholi #Shiddat #khwaab #Artwork #share #Comment #follow #Like

10 Love

Well, let's say in the year 2060, something like this happen.

Well, first 10–20 years, all the female population would have the fun of their lives. Those who were initially heart broken because of their husbands or boyfriend's death. Soon they would recover.

But after 20 years or so, missing of male human species would be visible very badly.

There would be a lot of pressure on lady microbiologist or biotechnologists to procreate test tube male babies or clones but everything will go waste when boys would grow 5 years old.

A boy would be most precious thing in the world. And a lot of violence and war would be fought over them.

They will be missed very very badly. World wide mourning would happen after each boy's death.

They will be under extreme protective fields of lab so that they don't get exposed to earth’s atmosphere. But it won't work whenever oxygen would get into the 5 years old boy's lung, they would be dead.

There will be a lot of pressure to create pure oxygen artificially created in lab but end result will be same.

After a lot of study of male gene, it would be found out that fault actually lies on male gene which has mutated with times for unknown reasons hence the problem.

Social impact would be tremendous.

Women would be sick of each other.

Rom com would become uncool or in some cases most cherished because of the male female romance.

Lesbian relationship would become most boring and uncool because too much of same thing bound to make it's impact.

As I said before women would hate each other, too much drama would make everything insufferable.

Those who believed in God, would pray so that male gene could survive.

Everyone would watch old videos and movies and web series consisting of men and cry.

Male bionic artificial sex robots would be in highest demand and most profitable industry in the world.

And rest of the things?

Well, it will be absolutely same.

Women would kill other women for power and money.

War would be paramount. A lot of unnecessary violence etc etc

What? Did you think women will be any different?

Well, think again.

#girlfantasy #Nojotocomedy #RIPStanLee #nojoto #Pyar #Relationship #nojotophotography #rain #nojotodigitalart #Thoughts #Photography #nojotovideo #shayri #Dil #Se #nojotoofficial #Fun #Nojotovoice #hindipoetry #poetryinhindi #nojotoenglish #nojotohindi #cutefactory #Love #pinkmania #Art #Paint #rain #Gif #RehneDe #feelings #DigitalArt #Movie #Quotes #Sketch #Fitness #lloveyou #BreakUp #HeartBreak #Lovebites #shopholic #narcissistic #jokes #footballjokes #soccer #Sports #CR7 #Notebook #attentionseeker #everreadyforpose #whateverywomanwanttohear #teasingishot #awkwardcoffeedrinking #brainfreeze #whattypeofgirlami #notsayingpeace #notshowingvictrorysign #justsayingcheese #wishhewastgay #casanova #heartstealer #heartcapturer #OmG #promdatecrisis #mymom #Nojotocomedy #letsmakeout #aftergettingdrunk #tomcruise #hotmen #CATchmeifyoucan #50shadesofgrey #runawaybride #hairdyer #CAT #Tennis #Tennisjokes #hotsoccercoach #tastycook #devilsangel #discoveringnewpeaks #Dance #cupcakelove #goingbehindtrainersinstruction #angelwithhorn #whatagirlwishaboutherdog #whatapetdogwish #crazycatlady #whencatcrazebecomeextreme #fashiondesignergonecrazywithanimalright #shiveringwithexcitement #shiveringwithlove #ecentricfashiondesigner #ecentricphotographer #crazycatladygochristmassteroid #whensomeoneisdrunkandhigh #nojotonews #painofashopholic #beingromantic #hotexpectation #symtomno1marrigeisboundtofail #hotattitude #romanticcouple #cluelesscouple #itsashallowworld
#groomingformen #timetogetserious
#maidofhonour #horriblemusicians #nextdoorgirl #Music #cutegirl #luckyboyfriend #hottestpowerfulcoupleinfiction #Superman #WonderWoman #poemunderthebluesky #petcatlover #morningbirdpoem
#thegirlwhohatesherlife #girlwhothinkseverythingispretty
#twosquirrelandagirl #ryangosling #crazystupidlove #commongirlfantasy #reunionafterbreakup #boyfriendgirlfriendjokes #happydreams #girlsneedchallangeinrelationship #whatgirlssecretlylike #whenyouwanttostayinbedhuggingyourboyfriend #forbiddenlove #extremeattraction #17thcenturyfrenchroyalwedding #WhyamInotfallinginlove
#WhyamInotfindingaboyfriend #spooning #luckyguy #toocute #oneofthoserelationship #horrormovies #Tattoo #nervousconversationalist #awkwardbff #takinginitiative #whenacouplesmellsogood #pillowtalk #chemistry #poorcluelessboyfriend #commontechproblem #extrememutualbreakup #makingfoodsfromcookingshow#coolselfieinthesummer #lackofcommunication #annoyingcouple #idioticphotoshoot #marmaidjokes #weirdestkidsquestion #Seriouslackofcommunication
#IwishIcanbemydog #peerpressure #exhustingwaitforyourcrushtocallyou #Lovetorture #girlsrighttostalkmen #wink #dolphincoupledrama #happyandinlove #girls #girlsquotes #happybirthday #viratkholi #Shiddat #khwaab #Artwork #share #Comment #follow #Like

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5 WTF snaps from the Comedy Animal Photo Awards
The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards (yes, that's a thing) are back once again, showcasing candid shots of the funniest critters on the World Wild Web.
So good are some of these snaps, it's almost as if the animals knew the brief. From peekaboo eagles to ballet-dancing ants, and friendly polar bears to snowball-flinging monkeys, the most comedic scenes from the animal kingdom are all here.
Kick-started last year to help raise cash and awareness for conservation efforts in a lighthearted way, you can enjoy a handful of 2016's funniest shots below before heading over to the CWPA website to LOL at the rest of the entries


Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a 'peli-can't catch a fish to save his life'


*Plays 'The Great Escape' theme tune* © Nicolas De Vaulx/Comedy Wildlife Photo 2016


That feeling when you forgot something important

"Shit. Did I leave the iron on?" © Barb D'Arpino/Comedy Wildlife Photo 2016


Oh yeah. Laugh it up

"You want a funny photo? Owl handle it." © Edward Kopeschny/Comedy Wildlife Photo 2016


Who needs hand-eye coordination anyway?

"Oh yeah, this is awkward for you, huh?" - fish © Rob Kroenert/Comedy Wildlife Photo 2016


That's a bad day in the office

"Hey, Dave, I'm taking the rest of the day off." © Tom Stables/Comedy Wildlife Photo 2016


Check out the rest of the entries to this year's competition right here.

7 Love

Well, let's say in the year 2060, something like this happen.

Well, first 10–20 years, all the female population would have the fun of their lives. Those who were initially heart broken because of their husbands or boyfriend's death. Soon they would recover.

But after 20 years or so, missing of male human species would be visible very badly.

There would be a lot of pressure on lady microbiologist or biotechnologists to procreate test tube male babies or clones but everything will go waste when boys would grow 5 years old.

A boy would be most precious thing in the world. And a lot of violence and war would be fought over them.

They will be missed very very badly. World wide mourning would happen after each boy's death.

They will be under extreme protective fields of lab so that they don't get exposed to earth’s atmosphere. But it won't work whenever oxygen would get into the 5 years old boy's lung, they would be dead.

There will be a lot of pressure to create pure oxygen artificially created in lab but end result will be same.

After a lot of study of male gene, it would be found out that fault actually lies on male gene which has mutated with times for unknown reasons hence the problem.

Social impact would be tremendous.

Women would be sick of each other.

Rom com would become uncool or in some cases most cherished because of the male female romance.

Lesbian relationship would become most boring and uncool because too much of same thing bound to make it's impact.

As I said before women would hate each other, too much drama would make everything insufferable.

Those who believed in God, would pray so that male gene could survive.

Everyone would watch old videos and movies and web series consisting of men and cry.

Male bionic artificial sex robots would be in highest demand and most profitable industry in the world.

And rest of the things?

Well, it will be absolutely same.

Women would kill other women for power and money.

War would be paramount. A lot of unnecessary violence etc etc

What? Did you think women will be any different?

Well, think again.

#girlfantasy #Nojotocomedy #RIPStanLee #nojoto #Pyar #Relationship #nojotophotography #rain #nojotodigitalart #Thoughts #Photography #nojotovideo #shayri #Dil #Se #nojotoofficial #Fun #Nojotovoice #hindipoetry #poetryinhindi #nojotoenglish #nojotohindi #cutefactory #Love #pinkmania #Art #Paint #rain #Gif #RehneDe #feelings #DigitalArt #Movie #Quotes #Sketch #Fitness #lloveyou #BreakUp #HeartBreak #Lovebites #shopholic #narcissistic #jokes #footballjokes #soccer #Sports #CR7 #Notebook #attentionseeker #everreadyforpose #whateverywomanwanttohear #teasingishot #awkwardcoffeedrinking #brainfreeze #whattypeofgirlami #notsayingpeace #notshowingvictrorysign #justsayingcheese #wishhewastgay #casanova #heartstealer #heartcapturer #OmG #promdatecrisis #mymom #Nojotocomedy #letsmakeout #aftergettingdrunk #tomcruise #hotmen #CATchmeifyoucan #50shadesofgrey #runawaybride #hairdyer #CAT #Tennis #Tennisjokes #hotsoccercoach #tastycook #devilsangel #discoveringnewpeaks #Dance #cupcakelove #goingbehindtrainersinstruction #angelwithhorn #whatagirlwishaboutherdog #whatapetdogwish #crazycatlady #whencatcrazebecomeextreme #fashiondesignergonecrazywithanimalright #shiveringwithexcitement #shiveringwithlove #ecentricfashiondesigner #ecentricphotographer #crazycatladygochristmassteroid #whensomeoneisdrunkandhigh #nojotonews #painofashopholic #beingromantic #hotexpectation #symtomno1marrigeisboundtofail #hotattitude #romanticcouple #cluelesscouple #itsashallowworld
#groomingformen #timetogetserious
#maidofhonour #horriblemusicians #nextdoorgirl #Music #cutegirl #luckyboyfriend #hottestpowerfulcoupleinfiction #Superman #WonderWoman #poemunderthebluesky #petcatlover #morningbirdpoem
#thegirlwhohatesherlife #girlwhothinkseverythingispretty
#twosquirrelandagirl #ryangosling #crazystupidlove #commongirlfantasy #reunionafterbreakup #boyfriendgirlfriendjokes #happydreams #girlsneedchallangeinrelationship #whatgirlssecretlylike #whenyouwanttostayinbedhuggingyourboyfriend #forbiddenlove #extremeattraction #17thcenturyfrenchroyalwedding #WhyamInotfallinginlove
#WhyamInotfindingaboyfriend #spooning #luckyguy #toocute #oneofthoserelationship #horrormovies #Tattoo #nervousconversationalist #awkwardbff #takinginitiative #whenacouplesmellsogood #pillowtalk #chemistry #poorcluelessboyfriend #commontechproblem #extrememutualbreakup #makingfoodsfromcookingshow#coolselfieinthesummer #lackofcommunication #annoyingcouple #idioticphotoshoot #marmaidjokes #weirdestkidsquestion #Seriouslackofcommunication
#IwishIcanbemydog #peerpressure #exhustingwaitforyourcrushtocallyou #Lovetorture #girlsrighttostalkmen #wink #dolphincoupledrama #happyandinlove #girls #girlsquotes #happybirthday #viratkholi #Shiddat #khwaab #Artwork #share #Comment #follow #Like

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Well, let's say in the year 2060, something like this happen.

Well, first 10–20 years, all the female population would have the fun of their lives. Those who were initially heart broken because of their husbands or boyfriend's death. Soon they would recover.

But after 20 years or so, missing of male human species would be visible very badly.

There would be a lot of pressure on lady microbiologist or biotechnologists to procreate test tube male babies or clones but everything will go waste when boys would grow 5 years old.

A boy would be most precious thing in the world. And a lot of violence and war would be fought over them.

They will be missed very very badly. World wide mourning would happen after each boy's death.

They will be under extreme protective fields of lab so that they don't get exposed to earth’s atmosphere. But it won't work whenever oxygen would get into the 5 years old boy's lung, they would be dead.

There will be a lot of pressure to create pure oxygen artificially created in lab but end result will be same.

After a lot of study of male gene, it would be found out that fault actually lies on male gene which has mutated with times for unknown reasons hence the problem.

Social impact would be tremendous.

Women would be sick of each other.

Rom com would become uncool or in some cases most cherished because of the male female romance.

Lesbian relationship would become most boring and uncool because too much of same thing bound to make it's impact.

As I said before women would hate each other, too much drama would make everything insufferable.

Those who believed in God, would pray so that male gene could survive.

Everyone would watch old videos and movies and web series consisting of men and cry.

Male bionic artificial sex robots would be in highest demand and most profitable industry in the world.

And rest of the things?

Well, it will be absolutely same.

Women would kill other women for power and money.

War would be paramount. A lot of unnecessary violence etc etc

What? Did you think women will be any different?

Well, think again.

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Well, let's say in the year 2060, something like this happen.

Well, first 10–20 years, all the female population would have the fun of their lives. Those who were initially heart broken because of their husbands or boyfriend's death. Soon they would recover.

But after 20 years or so, missing of male human species would be visible very badly.

There would be a lot of pressure on lady microbiologist or biotechnologists to procreate test tube male babies or clones but everything will go waste when boys would grow 5 years old.

A boy would be most precious thing in the world. And a lot of violence and war would be fought over them.

They will be missed very very badly. World wide mourning would happen after each boy's death.

They will be under extreme protective fields of lab so that they don't get exposed to earth’s atmosphere. But it won't work whenever oxygen would get into the 5 years old boy's lung, they would be dead.

There will be a lot of pressure to create pure oxygen artificially created in lab but end result will be same.

After a lot of study of male gene, it would be found out that fault actually lies on male gene which has mutated with times for unknown reasons hence the problem.

Social impact would be tremendous.

Women would be sick of each other.

Rom com would become uncool or in some cases most cherished because of the male female romance.

Lesbian relationship would become most boring and uncool because too much of same thing bound to make it's impact.

As I said before women would hate each other, too much drama would make everything insufferable.

Those who believed in God, would pray so that male gene could survive.

Everyone would watch old videos and movies and web series consisting of men and cry.

Male bionic artificial sex robots would be in highest demand and most profitable industry in the world.

And rest of the things?

Well, it will be absolutely same.

Women would kill other women for power and money.

War would be paramount. A lot of unnecessary violence etc etc

What? Did you think women will be any different?

Well, think again.

#girlfantasy #Nojotocomedy #RIPStanLee #nojoto #Pyar #Relationship #nojotophotography #rain #nojotodigitalart #Thoughts #Photography #nojotovideo #shayri #Dil #Se #nojotoofficial #Fun #Nojotovoice #hindipoetry #poetryinhindi #nojotoenglish #nojotohindi #cutefactory #Love #pinkmania #Art #Paint #rain #Gif #RehneDe #feelings #DigitalArt #Movie #Quotes #Sketch #Fitness #lloveyou #BreakUp #HeartBreak #Lovebites #shopholic #narcissistic #jokes #footballjokes #soccer #Sports #CR7 #Notebook #attentionseeker #everreadyforpose #whateverywomanwanttohear #teasingishot #awkwardcoffeedrinking #brainfreeze #whattypeofgirlami #notsayingpeace #notshowingvictrorysign #justsayingcheese #wishhewastgay #casanova #heartstealer #heartcapturer #OmG #promdatecrisis #mymom #Nojotocomedy #letsmakeout #aftergettingdrunk #tomcruise #hotmen #CATchmeifyoucan #50shadesofgrey #runawaybride #hairdyer #CAT #Tennis #Tennisjokes #hotsoccercoach #tastycook #devilsangel #discoveringnewpeaks #Dance #cupcakelove #goingbehindtrainersinstruction #angelwithhorn #whatagirlwishaboutherdog #whatapetdogwish #crazycatlady #whencatcrazebecomeextreme #fashiondesignergonecrazywithanimalright #shiveringwithexcitement #shiveringwithlove #ecentricfashiondesigner #ecentricphotographer #crazycatladygochristmassteroid #whensomeoneisdrunkandhigh #nojotonews #painofashopholic #beingromantic #hotexpectation #symtomno1marrigeisboundtofail #hotattitude #romanticcouple #cluelesscouple #itsashallowworld
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#thegirlwhohatesherlife #girlwhothinkseverythingispretty
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Well, let's say in the year 2060, something like this happen.

Well, first 10–20 years, all the female population would have the fun of their lives. Those who were initially heart broken because of their husbands or boyfriend's death. Soon they would recover.

But after 20 years or so, missing of male human species would be visible very badly.

There would be a lot of pressure on lady microbiologist or biotechnologists to procreate test tube male babies or clones but everything will go waste when boys would grow 5 years old.

A boy would be most precious thing in the world. And a lot of violence and war would be fought over them.

They will be missed very very badly. World wide mourning would happen after each boy's death.

They will be under extreme protective fields of lab so that they don't get exposed to earth’s atmosphere. But it won't work whenever oxygen would get into the 5 years old boy's lung, they would be dead.

There will be a lot of pressure to create pure oxygen artificially created in lab but end result will be same.

After a lot of study of male gene, it would be found out that fault actually lies on male gene which has mutated with times for unknown reasons hence the problem.

Social impact would be tremendous.

Women would be sick of each other.

Rom com would become uncool or in some cases most cherished because of the male female romance.

Lesbian relationship would become most boring and uncool because too much of same thing bound to make it's impact.

As I said before women would hate each other, too much drama would make everything insufferable.

Those who believed in God, would pray so that male gene could survive.

Everyone would watch old videos and movies and web series consisting of men and cry.

Male bionic artificial sex robots would be in highest demand and most profitable industry in the world.

And rest of the things?

Well, it will be absolutely same.

Women would kill other women for power and money.

War would be paramount. A lot of unnecessary violence etc etc

What? Did you think women will be any different?

Well, think again.

#girlfantasy #Nojotocomedy #RIPStanLee #nojoto #Pyar #Relationship #nojotophotography #rain #nojotodigitalart #Thoughts #Photography #nojotovideo #shayri #Dil #Se #nojotoofficial #Fun #Nojotovoice #hindipoetry #poetryinhindi #nojotoenglish #nojotohindi #cutefactory #Love #pinkmania #Art #Paint #rain #Gif #RehneDe #feelings #DigitalArt #Movie #Quotes #Sketch #Fitness #lloveyou #BreakUp #HeartBreak #Lovebites #shopholic #narcissistic #jokes #footballjokes #soccer #Sports #CR7 #Notebook #attentionseeker #everreadyforpose #whateverywomanwanttohear #teasingishot #awkwardcoffeedrinking #brainfreeze #whattypeofgirlami #notsayingpeace #notshowingvictrorysign #justsayingcheese #wishhewastgay #casanova #heartstealer #heartcapturer #OmG #promdatecrisis #mymom #Nojotocomedy #letsmakeout #aftergettingdrunk #tomcruise #hotmen #CATchmeifyoucan #50shadesofgrey #runawaybride #hairdyer #CAT #Tennis #Tennisjokes #hotsoccercoach #tastycook #devilsangel #discoveringnewpeaks #Dance #cupcakelove #goingbehindtrainersinstruction #angelwithhorn #whatagirlwishaboutherdog #whatapetdogwish #crazycatlady #whencatcrazebecomeextreme #fashiondesignergonecrazywithanimalright #shiveringwithexcitement #shiveringwithlove #ecentricfashiondesigner #ecentricphotographer #crazycatladygochristmassteroid #whensomeoneisdrunkandhigh #nojotonews #painofashopholic #beingromantic #hotexpectation #symtomno1marrigeisboundtofail #hotattitude #romanticcouple #cluelesscouple #itsashallowworld
#groomingformen #timetogetserious
#maidofhonour #horriblemusicians #nextdoorgirl #Music #cutegirl #luckyboyfriend #hottestpowerfulcoupleinfiction #Superman #WonderWoman #poemunderthebluesky #petcatlover #morningbirdpoem
#thegirlwhohatesherlife #girlwhothinkseverythingispretty
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5 WTF snaps from the Comedy Animal Photo Awards
The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards (yes, that's a thing) are back once again, showcasing candid shots of the funniest critters on the World Wild Web.
So good are some of these snaps, it's almost as if the animals knew the brief. From peekaboo eagles to ballet-dancing ants, and friendly polar bears to snowball-flinging monkeys, the most comedic scenes from the animal kingdom are all here.
Kick-started last year to help raise cash and awareness for conservation efforts in a lighthearted way, you can enjoy a handful of 2016's funniest shots below before heading over to the CWPA website to LOL at the rest of the entries


Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a 'peli-can't catch a fish to save his life'


*Plays 'The Great Escape' theme tune* © Nicolas De Vaulx/Comedy Wildlife Photo 2016


That feeling when you forgot something important

"Shit. Did I leave the iron on?" © Barb D'Arpino/Comedy Wildlife Photo 2016


Oh yeah. Laugh it up

"You want a funny photo? Owl handle it." © Edward Kopeschny/Comedy Wildlife Photo 2016


Who needs hand-eye coordination anyway?

"Oh yeah, this is awkward for you, huh?" - fish © Rob Kroenert/Comedy Wildlife Photo 2016


That's a bad day in the office

"Hey, Dave, I'm taking the rest of the day off." © Tom Stables/Comedy Wildlife Photo 2016


Check out the rest of the entries to this year's competition right here.

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