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Are Indian team prepared for World Cup after this recent series loss against Australia?

This was a question asked to me on Quora which is a social media app for questioning abd getting answers

Read the answer below #NojotoQuote

Preparation in what sense exactly?

Before the last Australia series, everyone was pretty upbeat about India being favourite and suddenly one series loss and everything is changed!!!!????

That's typical Indian reaction

More to do with emotions than reality

We have a problem in Middle order, okay there's some doubt in it.

But which team doesn't????

Let's analyse every team-

Australia?

They just won something after a very long time

Look at their past one and two year performance

Why should not their performing players in this series, won't fail in the WC?

What is the garuntee?

I mean they hardly have a very good average

So their battling line up is fragile as well.

I know Smith and Warner will be back in the team.

But let's face it, Smith is a outstanding batsman in test matches but not in ODIs.

But Warner is

But he is coming back after such a long break from international cricket, there's every possibility that he won't be in as good touch as he was before

So Australia definitely isn't starting from good note

South Africa?

Ever since De Villiers retired, their team is half as good as it used to be

Who are their performing batsmen?

De Kock and Du Plessis

Who else?

Miller?

Nope, not really, inconsistent

Amla?

He is an older player now and age is catching up to him, he isn't performing as consistently as he used to be

So South Africa is definitely weaker team than 2015 WC and there is no doubt about that

Pakistan?

270 is their red line, once you cross that mark, they are going to loose more matches than win and it's a garuntee

Pakistan's batting line-up is fragile everyone knows it, there is no need to have a debate on this

New Zealand?

We saw in the recent series what are their vulnerabilites?

It's pretty obvious that they are depending on two players Ken Williamson and Ross Taylor

So not really gun batting line-up either

England?

Yeah, they looked most prepared for this WC

They have a power packed batting line-up

But are they really that strong?

Not quite

They didn't play against us before WC

They play against Sri Lanka and West Indies

Not really the strongest team going around

But do you know what is their biggest weakness?

Their bowling line up

Yes, it is weaker than Australia, South Africa, Pakistan, New Zealand and definitely ours

So England isn't as strong as they look on paper

When the do or die matches will come that's when this kind of things count and this kind of vulnerabilites will be exposed

In the last Champions Trophy too they had the same power packed batting line-up, but they didn't win, did they?

West Indies?

They will be very good in T20Is WC as they don't take single and only looked to hit six

Too much risk and too little reward - doesn't really work with ODIs so they will struggle

Sri Lanka?

Very very weak in recent times and enough said

Afghanistan?

Yeah not really

Ireland?

Are you kidding?

Did I forget about anyone? : D

Oh! The most unprepared team India

We have settled bowling line up

We have settled batting line-up with exception of number 4, yes, we are the most unprepared :D

No, seriously, we are the most prepared all around team in World cricket currently, are we perfect?

Hell no

Do we have vulnerabilites?

Hell yeah

But so have other teams

We don't depend on one or two players to win matches

Check out the man of match stats from last two years

Kholi got most but it's not 70% or 80%, it's actually somewhere around 30–40% and rest was shared by other cricketers

So therefore we are the most all around prepared team before World Cup inspite of this recent loss at the hand of Australia

We are going to win this World Cup

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5 WTF snaps from the Comedy Animal Photo Awards
The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards (yes, that's a thing) are back once again, showcasing candid shots of the funniest critters on the World Wild Web.
So good are some of these snaps, it's almost as if the animals knew the brief. From peekaboo eagles to ballet-dancing ants, and friendly polar bears to snowball-flinging monkeys, the most comedic scenes from the animal kingdom are all here.
Kick-started last year to help raise cash and awareness for conservation efforts in a lighthearted way, you can enjoy a handful of 2016's funniest shots below before heading over to the CWPA website to LOL at the rest of the entries


Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a 'peli-can't catch a fish to save his life'


*Plays 'The Great Escape' theme tune* © Nicolas De Vaulx/Comedy Wildlife Photo 2016


That feeling when you forgot something important

"Shit. Did I leave the iron on?" © Barb D'Arpino/Comedy Wildlife Photo 2016


Oh yeah. Laugh it up

"You want a funny photo? Owl handle it." © Edward Kopeschny/Comedy Wildlife Photo 2016


Who needs hand-eye coordination anyway?

"Oh yeah, this is awkward for you, huh?" - fish © Rob Kroenert/Comedy Wildlife Photo 2016


That's a bad day in the office

"Hey, Dave, I'm taking the rest of the day off." © Tom Stables/Comedy Wildlife Photo 2016


Check out the rest of the entries to this year's competition right here.

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10+ Of The Funniest Marriage Tweets Of The Year
There's no bond between two people more special than marriage. At least in the beginning. But like most special things, it slowly becomes less special with time, and before you know it you're being forced to share your pizza with a person who won't even let you use their iPhone charger, even though they always use yours. Sound familiar? Then check out this list of 2016's funniest tweets about marriage.










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Thanos retiring to become a farmer after decimating half the universe is the funniest shit to me..😂😜 #NojotoQuote

😂😜
#Nojoto #thanos #AvengersEndGame #farmer #funniest #farmerthanos #Avengers4

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The most emotional moment was, turned into the most funniest moment..




FRIENDS have the power to turn up emotional moment into funniest moment....

SQUAD power
#avnipquotes

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Are Indian team prepared for World Cup after this recent series loss against Australia?

This was a question asked to me on Quora which is a social media app for questioning abd getting answers

Read the answer below #NojotoQuote

Preparation in what sense exactly?

Before the last Australia series, everyone was pretty upbeat about India being favourite and suddenly one series loss and everything is changed!!!!????

That's typical Indian reaction

More to do with emotions than reality

We have a problem in Middle order, okay there's some doubt in it.

But which team doesn't????

Let's analyse every team-

Australia?

They just won something after a very long time

Look at their past one and two year performance

Why should not their performing players in this series, won't fail in the WC?

What is the garuntee?

I mean they hardly have a very good average

So their battling line up is fragile as well.

I know Smith and Warner will be back in the team.

But let's face it, Smith is a outstanding batsman in test matches but not in ODIs.

But Warner is

But he is coming back after such a long break from international cricket, there's every possibility that he won't be in as good touch as he was before

So Australia definitely isn't starting from good note

South Africa?

Ever since De Villiers retired, their team is half as good as it used to be

Who are their performing batsmen?

De Kock and Du Plessis

Who else?

Miller?

Nope, not really, inconsistent

Amla?

He is an older player now and age is catching up to him, he isn't performing as consistently as he used to be

So South Africa is definitely weaker team than 2015 WC and there is no doubt about that

Pakistan?

270 is their red line, once you cross that mark, they are going to loose more matches than win and it's a garuntee

Pakistan's batting line-up is fragile everyone knows it, there is no need to have a debate on this

New Zealand?

We saw in the recent series what are their vulnerabilites?

It's pretty obvious that they are depending on two players Ken Williamson and Ross Taylor

So not really gun batting line-up either

England?

Yeah, they looked most prepared for this WC

They have a power packed batting line-up

But are they really that strong?

Not quite

They didn't play against us before WC

They play against Sri Lanka and West Indies

Not really the strongest team going around

But do you know what is their biggest weakness?

Their bowling line up

Yes, it is weaker than Australia, South Africa, Pakistan, New Zealand and definitely ours

So England isn't as strong as they look on paper

When the do or die matches will come that's when this kind of things count and this kind of vulnerabilites will be exposed

In the last Champions Trophy too they had the same power packed batting line-up, but they didn't win, did they?

West Indies?

They will be very good in T20Is WC as they don't take single and only looked to hit six

Too much risk and too little reward - doesn't really work with ODIs so they will struggle

Sri Lanka?

Very very weak in recent times and enough said

Afghanistan?

Yeah not really

Ireland?

Are you kidding?

Did I forget about anyone? : D

Oh! The most unprepared team India

We have settled bowling line up

We have settled batting line-up with exception of number 4, yes, we are the most unprepared :D

No, seriously, we are the most prepared all around team in World cricket currently, are we perfect?

Hell no

Do we have vulnerabilites?

Hell yeah

But so have other teams

We don't depend on one or two players to win matches

Check out the man of match stats from last two years

Kholi got most but it's not 70% or 80%, it's actually somewhere around 30–40% and rest was shared by other cricketers

So therefore we are the most all around prepared team before World Cup inspite of this recent loss at the hand of Australia

We are going to win this World Cup

#girlfantasy #Nojotocomedy #RIPStanLee #Nojoto #Pyar #Relationship #Nojotophotography #rain #Nojotodigitalart #Thoughts #Photography #Nojotovideo #shayri #Dil #Se #Nojotoofficial #Fun #Nojotovoice #hindipoetry #poetryinhindi #Nojotoenglish #Nojotohindi #cutefactory #Love #pinkmania #Art #Paint #rain #Gif #RehneDe #feelings #DigitalArt #Movie #Quotes #Sketch #Fitness #lloveyou #BreakUp #HeartBreak #Lovebites #shopholic #narcissistic #jokes #footballjokes #soccer #Sports #CR7 #Notebook #attentionseeker #everreadyforpose #whateverywomanwanttohear #teasingishot #awkwardcoffeedrinking #brainfreeze #whattypeofgirlami #notsayingpeace #notshowingvictrorysign #justsayingcheese #wishhewastgay #casanova #heartstealer #heartcapturer #OmG #promdatecrisis #mymom #Nojotocomedy #letsmakeout #aftergettingdrunk #tomcruise #hotmen #CATchmeifyoucan #50shadesofgrey #runawaybride #hairdyer #CAT #Tennis #Tennisjokes #hotsoccercoach #tastycook #devilsangel #discoveringnewpeaks #Dance #cupcakelove #goingbehindtrainersinstruction #angelwithhorn #whatagirlwishaboutherdog #whatapetdogwish #crazycatlady #whencatcrazebecomeextreme #fashiondesignergonecrazywithanimalright #shiveringwithexcitement #shiveringwithlove #ecentricfashiondesigner #ecentricphotographer #crazycatladygochristmassteroid #whensomeoneisdrunkandhigh #Nojotonews #painofashopholic #beingromantic #hotexpectation #symtomno1marrigeisboundtofail #hotattitude #romanticcouple #cluelesscouple #itsashallowworld
#groomingformen #timetogetserious
#maidofhonour #horriblemusicians #nextdoorgirl #Music #cutegirl #luckyboyfriend #hottestpowerfulcoupleinfiction #Superman #WonderWoman #poemunderthebluesky #petcatlover #morningbirdpoem
#thegirlwhohatesherlife #girlwhothinkseverythingispretty
#twosquirrelandagirl #ryangosling #crazystupidlove #commongirlfantasy #reunionafterbreakup #boyfriendgirlfriendjokes #happydreams #girlsneedchallangeinrelationship #whatgirlssecretlylike #whenyouwanttostayinbedhuggingyourboyfriend #forbiddenlove #extremeattraction #17thcenturyfrenchroyalwedding #WhyamInotfallinginlove
#WhyamInotfindingaboyfriend #spooning #luckyguy #toocute #oneofthoserelationship #horrormovies #Tattoo #nervousconversationalist #awkwardbff #takinginitiative #whenacouplesmellsogood #pillowtalk #chemistry #poorcluelessboyfriend #commontechproblem #extrememutualbreakup #makingfoodsfromcookingshow#coolselfieinthesummer #lackofcommunication #annoyingcouple #idioticphotoshoot #marmaidjokes #weirdestkidsquestion #Seriouslackofcommunication
#IwishIcanbemydog #peerpressure #exhustingwaitforyourcrushtocallyou #Lovetorture #girlsrighttostalkmen #wink #dolphincoupledrama #happyandinlove #girls #girlsquotes #happybirthday #viratkholi #Shiddat #khwaab #Artwork #share #Comment #follow #Like

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5 WTF snaps from the Comedy Animal Photo Awards
The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards (yes, that's a thing) are back once again, showcasing candid shots of the funniest critters on the World Wild Web.
So good are some of these snaps, it's almost as if the animals knew the brief. From peekaboo eagles to ballet-dancing ants, and friendly polar bears to snowball-flinging monkeys, the most comedic scenes from the animal kingdom are all here.
Kick-started last year to help raise cash and awareness for conservation efforts in a lighthearted way, you can enjoy a handful of 2016's funniest shots below before heading over to the CWPA website to LOL at the rest of the entries


Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a 'peli-can't catch a fish to save his life'


*Plays 'The Great Escape' theme tune* © Nicolas De Vaulx/Comedy Wildlife Photo 2016


That feeling when you forgot something important

"Shit. Did I leave the iron on?" © Barb D'Arpino/Comedy Wildlife Photo 2016


Oh yeah. Laugh it up

"You want a funny photo? Owl handle it." © Edward Kopeschny/Comedy Wildlife Photo 2016


Who needs hand-eye coordination anyway?

"Oh yeah, this is awkward for you, huh?" - fish © Rob Kroenert/Comedy Wildlife Photo 2016


That's a bad day in the office

"Hey, Dave, I'm taking the rest of the day off." © Tom Stables/Comedy Wildlife Photo 2016


Check out the rest of the entries to this year's competition right here.

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10+ Of The Funniest Marriage Tweets Of The Year
There's no bond between two people more special than marriage. At least in the beginning. But like most special things, it slowly becomes less special with time, and before you know it you're being forced to share your pizza with a person who won't even let you use their iPhone charger, even though they always use yours. Sound familiar? Then check out this list of 2016's funniest tweets about marriage.










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Thanos retiring to become a farmer after decimating half the universe is the funniest shit to me..😂😜 #NojotoQuote

😂😜
#Nojoto #thanos #AvengersEndGame #farmer #funniest #farmerthanos #Avengers4

29 Love
The most emotional moment was, turned into the most funniest moment..




FRIENDS have the power to turn up emotional moment into funniest moment....

SQUAD power
#avnipquotes

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