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Preparation in what sense exactly?
Before the last Australia series, everyone was pretty upbeat about India being favourite and suddenly one series loss and everything is changed!!!!????
That's typical Indian reaction
More to do with emotions than reality
We have a problem in Middle order, okay there's some doubt in it.
But which team doesn't????
Let's analyse every team-
They just won something after a very long time
Look at their past one and two year performance
Why should not their performing players in this series, won't fail in the WC?
What is the garuntee?
I mean they hardly have a very good average
So their battling line up is fragile as well.
I know Smith and Warner will be back in the team.
But let's face it, Smith is a outstanding batsman in test matches but not in ODIs.
But Warner is
But he is coming back after such a long break from international cricket, there's every possibility that he won't be in as good touch as he was before
So Australia definitely isn't starting from good note
Ever since De Villiers retired, their team is half as good as it used to be
Who are their performing batsmen?
De Kock and Du Plessis
Nope, not really, inconsistent
He is an older player now and age is catching up to him, he isn't performing as consistently as he used to be
So South Africa is definitely weaker team than 2015 WC and there is no doubt about that
270 is their red line, once you cross that mark, they are going to loose more matches than win and it's a garuntee
Pakistan's batting line-up is fragile everyone knows it, there is no need to have a debate on this
We saw in the recent series what are their vulnerabilites?
It's pretty obvious that they are depending on two players Ken Williamson and Ross Taylor
So not really gun batting line-up either
Yeah, they looked most prepared for this WC
They have a power packed batting line-up
But are they really that strong?
They didn't play against us before WC
They play against Sri Lanka and West Indies
Not really the strongest team going around
But do you know what is their biggest weakness?
Their bowling line up
Yes, it is weaker than Australia, South Africa, Pakistan, New Zealand and definitely ours
So England isn't as strong as they look on paper
When the do or die matches will come that's when this kind of things count and this kind of vulnerabilites will be exposed
In the last Champions Trophy too they had the same power packed batting line-up, but they didn't win, did they?
They will be very good in T20Is WC as they don't take single and only looked to hit six
Too much risk and too little reward - doesn't really work with ODIs so they will struggle
Very very weak in recent times and enough said
Yeah not really
Are you kidding?
Did I forget about anyone? : D
Oh! The most unprepared team India
We have settled bowling line up
We have settled batting line-up with exception of number 4, yes, we are the most unprepared :D
No, seriously, we are the most prepared all around team in World cricket currently, are we perfect?
Do we have vulnerabilites?
But so have other teams
We don't depend on one or two players to win matches
Check out the man of match stats from last two years
Kholi got most but it's not 70% or 80%, it's actually somewhere around 30–40% and rest was shared by other cricketers
So therefore we are the most all around prepared team before World Cup inspite of this recent loss at the hand of Australia
We are going to win this World Cup
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Ha, ha, I saw other answers of this type of question recently :D
What happened suddenly? :D
I thought everyone was saying we are going to win this World Cup and suddenly we aren't even in the final and that's supposed to be an unbiased answer :D
We are so emotional :D
Yes, I am an Indian and I am saying we are going to win this world cup.
It's an unbiased answer :D
Let me explain-
Our first match in World Cup is against Australia
Yeah, Australia isn't that stong team, contrary to what most of the Indians would like to believe now.
Warner got runs in IPL where easily hitting possible because of local Indian bowlers :D
Believe me when I say this that there's a lot of difference between international cricket and IPL :D
I know it's hard for us to accept it but the standard of international cricket is quite high compared to IPL which is a domestic cricket boost up by international cricketers
It's exactly that, it's nothing more than that
So Warner is yet prove himself in international cricket after his comeback plus T20Is are different from ODIs
So he will be under pressure
Now let's talk about Australia's win against us.
First, let's give a big hand to Australia's wonderful performance against us.
Yeah, now that's out of the way, let's dissect them.
Smith is returning to the team. Well, with due respect to his calibre in test cricket, he is slightly better than average cricketer in limited over's cricket.
This is actually hidden because of his extraordinary performance in test matches.
We, Indians are emotional so we always tend to look at opposition player's best performance and try to judge ourselves according to that specially when they beat us recently. And when they lose to us then we tend to judge them according to their worse performance.
So basically black and white, nothing grey :D
Smith inclusion isn't making them any stronger infact it could be other way around
Now if Smith is there then Usman Khawaja must be out of the team
Usman Khawaja scored centuries against us and if he (according to Mathew Hayden)) is out of the team then that's big if in World Cup
And if they drop instead Arron finch then that's a broken successful opening combination with Warner
Now let's address most significant issue out of them.
Even when Warner and Smith was playing together (read this carefully) before that silly incident, Australia was still struggling and loosing but I am sure Indian fans forgot that :D
So is inclusion of Warner and Smith making them stronger?
Nope, they are still a struggling side
Because look at their batting line-up
How many of them have good average?
Believe me, good average count heavily in ODIs
Australia performed poorly for the last one and half years, so I say that they were due for some runs.
At least law of averages do suggest that
And according to law of average, Australia won't be consistent.
So they are going to fail in WC
Maxwell performed against us before too and then didn't also for a long time
So what makes you think that this time will be any different????
We are winning the first match against Australia because we are an all around better team with more consistent performing record
We are not Pakistan, we don't surprise people to win.
Everyone knows what we have got and we still win so that's what makes us a champion team
What Virat Kohli did or didn't for RCB absolutely irrelevant here.
When all the players of our team will come together, you will see the difference. Yeah, little things like that makes a huge difference
Even our weakling number 4 position is stronger than most teams
Look at our performance in number 4 position after 2015 WC and compared that to all the team, you will find we are actually doing a very good job with exception of one or two
So the point is our number 4 batsman's (whoever it may be) capabilities are hugely underrated
Even what Raydu did, a lot of other teams would be proud to have him in their side.
Before we go emotional, let's disect more in Australia's bowling line up
So they have got a good pace attack but pitches in England will be high scoring.
If one look at their records in recent times, Australian good bowlers fails to contain opposition batsman in flat wickets
Australian pace bowlers are comfortable playing in their bouncy pitches in Australia
Well, in England, ball won't bounce that much and in flat wickets, they are going to go for plenty
Even Mitchell Starc doesn't bowl well in flat wickets
Australian bowlers aren't best when it comes to bowling in death overs either.
So point is Australia isn't as strong as we liked to believe
But they are definitely stronger than South Africa as South Africa became half strength side without De Villiers.
Their main performers are Du Plessis and De Kock
Hasim Amla isn't as consistent as before, his age is catching up with him
New Zealand this time is an overrated team.
They generally tend to be underrated and then outperform their perception.
Well, this time, it's completely different, they are simply aren't as strong as some people are trying to hype them up.
Their middle order is depleted.
Yep, way more than ours and less talked about
They basically depend on two players Ros Taylors and Ken Williamson. And rest are bits and pieces cricketers. Their records would prove that
I am not going to be surprised if they don't make it to the semi final.
Pakistan would perform better than recent times but they are going to lose to Australia, South Africa and England
I am not going to talk about India Pakistan match
West Indies could perform better than expected but they are not going to win anything
Sri Lanka is a weak team and they aren't going to surprise anyone
England is at the moment best team and deserve that tag. But their bowling is equally very weak which means they aren't as good as their Ranking suggest
Remember they mostly play on flat wickets in England, they never tested that much outside the flat pitches
Now in World Cup, I believe they will perform well and they are well capable of beating us.
Final match will be between England and India and we will win because of our bowling strength
Those who are concerned with our recent fielding lapses, let me tell you, it's all going to be fixed in WC matches.
So you will see a lot more energetic and hungry Indian team in the field
Indian team actually save themselves for WC
I was actually happy that they lost to Australia as I believe it will make sure that we won't be overconfident in WC.
This is a good sign actually