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Bura Na Mano Holi Hai
Holi - An interesting Indian festival - which is celebrated on different dates as per English Calendar and I 
cannot officially bookmark it to  a particular date because Hindu calendar doesn't run on a normal English calendar. It has some other, very deep logic for putting dates/days etc. 

Today - People come together, burn some wood, eat some sweet - because "Holika" who supposedly was blessed that she can't be burnt by fire, sat in the fire along with a boy (who was true and god's favourite). And because the kid was god's owned boy (supposedly we are not, and please do not try this at home) Holika got burnt by the fire and the kid got saved. 

And hence, we celebrate Holi, by burning wood, eating sweets, putting colours, water, mud etc on other people's faces and saying "Happi Holi". (Wow! So Amazing)

Little Rich people enjoy this festival with elegance, inviting other rich people who will come together in posh farm, sitting by the side of a pool in white dress, and open a bottle (you know what I mean), put some music (pop/Jazz - where there will be zero mention of the word "Holi") and dance and say Holi. (Wow! So Amazing)

Lecherous ass will use this day to the fullest, so fulfil any inner desire and will pronounce "Bura na Mano Holi Hai". And the society, will smile and say women that "Hahahahah What a Funny Guy". (Wow! Again this is amazing)

While I am not against culture, the practices, the celebration and congregation of the long-lived customary practice, but little with the fact that "Holi" is now commercialized and marketed so much that it is a pain in the ass. 

1. If I don't want to play Holi with colours, water, mud - and just want to celebrate the victory of good over evil by burning wood and eating sweets - I cannot. Because other people will force you into, and tell you as if this was a legal responsibility to play Holi if you were born as a human in India. 

2. I hate being soaked in to water, color and then wasting half of the day in clearing that up and the next day when I have to again think, I should have played it more simple. Whereas, I like the festival and love to see people enjoying it, 

Okay, let me stop here before I overkill this day with the sarcastic hyperbolic remark. Let people have fun and enjoy seeing them have fun at a distance. 

To all other - Wish you a Happy Holi. 
1. Wish you realise and understand that no matter how strong the evil is, no matter how powerful the evil looks like - it is always the truth which wins over evil. Because while Prahalad was the boy of the god, and so is both evil and good. God wants both types of people to co-exist in the society, so that God can prove time and again with different types of examples that "Be Good" 

2. With colours, and water - try and washdown small evils in your mind and heart. 

3. Connect with all those friends, family, people you love and use this occasion to remind them, greet them, spread the love again. 

No more Gyan, that's all for now. Njoy Holi!

#Holi
#Festival #IndianFestival #Good #Evil #Prahalad #Holika

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Short Story : Value of talent at nojoto

Scene 1

Raj was working in the office and suddenly required some date from Eshant who was on leave for some function , Raj called Eshant and requested to send him some work related email but Eshant was in hurry and mistakenly he end up sending his file where some of his beautiful poetries were written .
Scene 2

Raj opens up the whil and realized this not something he was looking for but as soon as he reads the first line of that word document which looks very interesting to him he reads the complete document where 4-5 amazing poetries of Eshant were written . Raj simply send this file to some of his colleagues every one gets shocked to know that Eshant is too good in poetry but they never realized this ever before .

Scene 3 : Eshant comes to the office next day , very first thing happens to eshant that raj calls him in his cabin , Eshant thought this would be something releted to work only ,

Raj : hey eshant how was your leaves
Eshant : Sir , Very good we enjoyed lot
Raj : Last night I asked you for some file can you check and tell me which one you sent because I thing you dint checked post sending it
Eshant : Yes sir I dint opened the laptop yet but I will check right now
Raj : No issues
Eshant : Oh shit , Sorry sir I sent you the wrong file I am realy sorry
Raj : Its good you sent me that and I am angry because why you never told any of us about this amazing talent you are having
Eshant : Sir I write it just as an hobby I am not the professional one
Raj : But why not
Eshant : Sir I tried uploaded some videos on YouTube but got not much recognition
Raj : You know whats the problem here , Its very simple on YouTube or to any other social media site you don’t have option to select what you want to see , it shows all random top going videos andyou’re your example if you post your video your title is something which you only know and until you are not putting the correct title on search bar you wont get the video
But just assume if you have option where whenever you go to the portal you can chose your interest and see the related work and best thing all the people you see there are new , what do you think what would happen ?
Eshant : Sir it will simply increase the followers because you will get to find the same interest people
Raj : Exacly that’s I am saying
Eshant : But sir there is no such platform
Raj : Who told ? have you heard about Nojoto ?
Eshant : No sir never
Raj : OO , even I dint but my friend introduce to me this amazing app and as you know I love photography and same it was just my hobby but now post uploading my photos there on Nojoto people started recognizing me I am getting appreciated for my work
Eshant : O really sir its amazing but sir you now days no one interested in poetry
Raj : No nothing like that the friend I am talking about also started from scratch but now he is a featured artist for Nojoto
Eshant : what’s featured artist sir ?
Raj : Eshant , Nojoto keeps organizing open mics for singer storytellers and writers where you can perform and there you are being watched by live audience and post that they even post videos on YouTube channel where the same interest people who all subscribed the channel will get to watch your videos and trust me if your content is good you will become famous within a short span of time and once you are famous you are now a featured artist of Nojoto and even if you are not featured you are still being watched by lot of people on app itself and It has a huge audience there
Eshant : Great sir thanks tell me what I need to do for all that ?
Raj : Nothing much just go to play store and download Nojoto app therefore you need a onetime signup after which you can start posting you work and can follow same interest people
Eshant : Ok sir I will that right now but I also have a friend who is talented but has no play store but he is on app store ?
Raj: No worries soon Nojoto will be available on app store too but till then he can visit their website www.nojoto.com

Today Eshant is featured artist of Nojoto who left his job and now doing lot of tours of storytelling and poetry

Talent never go unnoticed at Nojoto , Hope you now believe comment if you believe the same

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[एन] हॉरोस्कोपो पैरा हो गया 27/02/2018

एआरआईएस

मोहब्बत। ऐसा लगता है कि ऐसी चीजें हैं जो आपको समय तक पहुंचने और ब्रह्मांड को नामित करने के लिए बनाई गई हैं। आप आमतौर पर शाश्वत प्रेम के बारे में अपनी कल्पनाओं को माउंट करते हैं। आपका आदर्श रिश्ता दो पिशाचों की तरह होगा, जिससे आप जीवन को एक साथ रख सकते हैं और रक्त के प्रति प्रतिबद्धता प्राप्त कर सकते हैं। वास्तविक जीवन थोड़ा अलग है, अपनी कल्पनाओं को अलग रखें और आपके पास क्या अनुकूल है। क्या होगा, समाप्त हो रहा है

पैसा और काम कल के मुकाबले काम के दूसरे दिन को ले लो, लेकिन उस सुबह कम कुछ ऐसा है जो आपको करना चाहिए। आप बहुत प्रेरणादायी और सकारात्मक व्यक्ति हैं, लेकिन कुछ अवसरों पर आपको थोड़ा संपर्क की आवश्यकता है। यदि आपको कई लोगों के लिए कोई ईमेल भेजना है या एक संचार करना है, तो अपने शब्दों को मापें और ईमानदार न हों आप कुछ गलतफहमी उत्पन्न कर सकते हैं

तुम्हें आशीर्वाद देते हैं। मैं आपको गहन ठंड महसूस करने के लिए प्यार करता हूँ। यहां तक ​​कि अगर आप आग के सबसे अधिक प्रतिनिधि लक्षणों में से एक हैं, तो कम तापमान आपको बहुत ज़्यादा ज़िंदगी देते हैं आप चाहते हैं कि तूफान हमेशा के लिए खत्म हो जाएगा और यह सब कुछ इस तरह रहेगा आपके पास वर्तमान में लंगर डालने का ऐसा तरीका है जो आपको नुकसान पहुंचा सकता है। वह भविष्य में सोचता है और जो भी अच्छा है वह आप आकर्षित कर रहे हैं। आप बेहतर महसूस करेंगे
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आपने एंड्रॉइड का इस्तेमाल करने की कोशिश की है, और यह ज़ोडियाकल के कुछ लक्षण हैं, जो कि Google Play से डाउनलोड किया गया है http: // play। गूगल। com / store / apps / details? id = org faustoiocchi। राशिफल। मुक्त

Puedes आप के लिए आवेदक के बारे में पता कर सकते हैं: http: // goo gl / zp5cv
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[सी] हॉरोस्कोपो पैरा हो गया 27/02/2018

एआरआईएस

मोहब्बत। ऐसा लगता है कि ऐसी चीजें हैं जो आपको समय तक पहुंचने और ब्रह्मांड को नामित करने के लिए बनाई गई हैं। आप आमतौर पर शाश्वत प्रेम के बारे में अपनी कल्पनाओं को माउंट करते हैं। आपका संपूर्ण रिश्ता दो पिशाचों की तरह होगा, जिससे आप जीवन को एक साथ रख सकते हैं। वास्तविक जीवन थोड़ा अलग है, अपनी कल्पनाओं को अलग रखें और आपके पास क्या अनुकूल है। क्या हो रहा है, समाप्त हो जाएगा

पैसा और काम कल के मुकाबले काम के दूसरे दिन को ले लो, लेकिन उस सुबह कम कुछ ऐसा है जो आपको करना चाहिए। आप बहुत प्रेरणादायी और सकारात्मक व्यक्ति हैं, लेकिन कुछ अवसरों पर आपको थोड़ा संपर्क की आवश्यकता है। यदि आपको कई लोगों के लिए कोई ईमेल भेजना है या एक संचार करना है, तो अपने शब्दों को मापें और ईमानदार न हों आप कुछ गलतफहमी उत्पन्न कर सकते हैं

तुम्हें आशीर्वाद देते हैं। मैं आपको गहन ठंड महसूस करने के लिए प्यार करता हूँ। यहां तक ​​कि अगर आप आग के सबसे अधिक प्रतिनिधि चिह्नों में से एक हैं, तो कम तापमान आपको बहुत सारे जीवन प्रदान करते हैं आप चाहते हैं कि तूफान हमेशा के लिए खत्म हो जाएगा और यह सब कुछ इस तरह रहेगा आपके पास वर्तमान में लंगर डालने का यह तरीका आपको नुकसान पहुंचा सकता है। वह भविष्य में सोचता है और जो भी अच्छा है वह आप आकर्षित कर रहे हैं। आप बेहतर महसूस करेंगे
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एंड्रॉइड का उपयोग करने के लिए, और यह आपके डिवाइसों को और अधिक जानकारी देता है, Google Play http://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=org.faustoiocchi.horoscope.free पर डाउनलोड करें

Pweedes के बारे में अधिक जानकारी प्राप्त करने के लिए आप http://goo.gl/Zp5Cv

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मुझे एक अच्छा अनुवादक मिला!
 https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.nyxcore.genlang

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Blooming Colors And A Bit Of Magic: Wallpapers To Get Your Ideas Springing (April 2017 Edition)
April Food’s Day
“Prank your friends with caution.” — Designed by foodpanda Singapore from Singapore.



April Insignia
“April – its first day reminds us that laughter makes life better. Nature also laughs, but it does so in daisies!” — Designed by Ana Masnikosa from Belgrade, Serbia.



Be Happy Bee
“Smell of spring flowers, especially daisies and open landscapes, the joy of freedom :)” — Designed by Kiraly Tamas from Romania.



Clover Field
Designed by Nathalie Ouederni from France.



Colors Of April
“My daughter was born in April so this month reminds me of that colorful, bright and precious moment.” — Designed by Izabela Grzegorczyk from Poland.



April Is The Nicest Month
“T.S. Eliot wrote in 1922 that ‘April is the cruelest month,’ but we quite disagree. April is the month when spring has finally come so nature starts blooming, providing us with more time to go out into the nature and enjoy nice weather, long walks, and riding a bike. This is our message to you: go out and play. We surely will.” — Designed by PopArt Studio from Serbia.



Bad Bunny
“This bad bunny is just waiting for Easter. :)” — Designed by Izabela from Poland.



April’s Octave
“April is magical. April is musical. April is mesmerizing. April is the International Month of Guitar. Let this calendar make it special.” — Designed by ColorMean Creative Studio from Dubai, United Arab Emirates



Fairytale
“A tribute to Hans Christian Andersen. Happy Birthday!” — Designed by Roxi Nastase from Romania.



Happy Easter
Designed by Tazi Design from Australia.



Funshower
“I designed this wallpaper combining both the sunny and the rainy weather. April, here in Italy, is synonymous with flowers and fun, and we can enjoy the first hot days after winter; but it’s also damn rainy! So I just brought all together and made my ‘Funshower’, a funny pun!” — Designed by Stefano Marchini from Italy.



Happy Chickens
“When I think of spring, I think of little chickens playing in the field. They always look so happy. I just bought 3 new little chickens, and they are super cute. So enjoy this wallpaper, and enjoy spring.” — Designed by Melissa Bogemans from Belgium.



Hello!
“This whimsical black and white design was inspired by the recent arrival of my daughter! Welcome to the world little one!” — Designed by Rachel from the United States.



Once Upon A Time
“April is the month of Spring but also the month of books. ‘A book is a proof that humans are capable of doing magic.’ (Carl Sagan)” — Designed by Verónica Valenzuela from Spain



Home Sweet Home
“A smiling earth is how I wish to think of my home planet. I like to believe that whenever a plantling gets its root deep into the soil, or when a dolphin jumps out of the water, the earth must be getting tickled, bringing a wide grin on its face. So this World Earth Day, let’s promote afforestation, protect the wildlife and its habitat. Let’s make the earth smile forever.” — Designed by Acodez IT Solutions from India.



Tea Time
“April showers bring May flowers, and what better way to enjoy rainy weather than to get stuck in a surreal book, in a comfy nook, with a kettle of tea!” — Designed by Brooke Coraldi from the United States.



The Kite Festival
“Every year, Washington DC’s Kite Festival is a welcome sight in spring. The National Mall is transformed by colorful serpents, butterflies, and homemade winged crafts and by the families who come from across the city to enjoy their aerial stunts over a picnic at the base of the Washington Monument.” — Designed by Dawn Washelesky from Washington, DC.



Purple Rain
“This month is International Guitar Month! Time to get out your guitar and play. As a graphic designer/illustrator seeing all the variations of guitar shapes begs to be used for a fun design. Search the guitar shapes represented and see if you see one similar to yours, or see if you can identify some of the different styles that some famous guitarists have played (BTW, Prince’s guitar is in there and purple is just a cool color).” — Designed by Karen Frolo from the United States.



We Could All Be Happy
“I believe that Earth is something that we take for granted. We need to start taking care of our home, after all if the Earth is not OK, we won’t be.” — Designed by Maria Keller from Mexico.



Spring Magic
“Spring revives nature, so I designed a wallpaper with a cute little fairy who awakens plants.” — Designed by Hushlenko Antonina from Ukraine.



The Magic Of Spring
“The sun just touched the morning; The morning, happy thing, Supposed that he had come to dwell, And life would be all spring. (Emily Dickinson)” — Designed by Suman Sil from India



New Beginnings
“Spring is a great time to photograph nature because everything is green and full of new life. Like spring, a sunrise is also the start of something new.” — Designed by Marc Andre from the United States.



What Does The Fox Say?
Designed by Doud – Elise Vanoorbeek from Belgium.



Spring Is In The Air
“‘When all the world appears to be in a tumult, and nature itself is feeling the assault of climate change, the seasons retain their essential rhythm. Yes, fall gives us a premonition of winter, but then, winter, will be forced to relent, once again, to the new beginnings of soft greens, longer light, and the sweet air of spring.‘ (Madeleine M. Kunin)” — Designed by Dipanjan Karmakar from India.



Spring Proverb
“My calendar is an illustration of the old proverb ‘April showers bring May flowers’. I always look forward to the end of that transition.” — Designed by Caitey Kennedy from the United States.



Idea Catalysts
“Design is a community. Each one of these creators found their way into my consciousness as idea-catalysts. This is my way of thanking them and so I’m excited to bring this set to the greater design community. However these are used, my aim is to pay tribute to these sixteen and drive baby-steppers to great inspirers.” — Designed by Juliane Bone from California.



Fresh Start
“Spring is the beginning of everything, is the nature being reborn. The word ‘April’ is derived from the Latin word ‘aperire’ meaning ‘to open’, which is exactly what the bud in my photo does – it opens. April invites everyone to open their hearts and minds to all things new starting with flowers and trees and going all the way to animals. This is my April.” — Designed by Oana Galbenu from Romania.



Flowers On The Wall
“It is time for more colour in our life! After this cold and dark winter, we have to paint our minds or better our walls. Flower power everywhere!” — Designed by Sabrina Lobien from Germany.



Sweet Lovers
“The most beautiful flowers are in bloom around my neighborhood, and I get this little tune stuck in my head every time I go for a walk. I thought it would be perfect for a bright watercolor-styled design!” — Designed by Alyson Sherrard from Pensacola, Florida.



The Brighter Side Of Life
“Sometimes when you are out and about you see something that captures your attention. It does not have to be anything spectacular, but you know that you want to remember it at that specific point in time. No matter how busy you are, stop and see the flowers.” — Designed by Kris G from the USA.



Happy Birthday Hans!
“April the 2nd is Hans Christian Andersen’s birthday. Hans is most famous for his magical fairy tales, such as ‘The Little Mermaid’, ‘The Princess and the Pea’ and ‘Thumbelina’. I always loved the tale of Thumbelina, so I created this wallpaper for Hans!” - Designed by Safia Begum from the United Kingdom.




Easter Is Coming
“Easter is coming and what could be more Easter-like as a paschal lamb or maybe two.” — Designed by Sabrina Lobien from Germany.

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5 WTF snaps from the Comedy Animal Photo Awards
The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards (yes, that's a thing) are back once again, showcasing candid shots of the funniest critters on the World Wild Web.
So good are some of these snaps, it's almost as if the animals knew the brief. From peekaboo eagles to ballet-dancing ants, and friendly polar bears to snowball-flinging monkeys, the most comedic scenes from the animal kingdom are all here.
Kick-started last year to help raise cash and awareness for conservation efforts in a lighthearted way, you can enjoy a handful of 2016's funniest shots below before heading over to the CWPA website to LOL at the rest of the entries


Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a 'peli-can't catch a fish to save his life'


*Plays 'The Great Escape' theme tune* © Nicolas De Vaulx/Comedy Wildlife Photo 2016


That feeling when you forgot something important

"Shit. Did I leave the iron on?" © Barb D'Arpino/Comedy Wildlife Photo 2016


Oh yeah. Laugh it up

"You want a funny photo? Owl handle it." © Edward Kopeschny/Comedy Wildlife Photo 2016


Who needs hand-eye coordination anyway?

"Oh yeah, this is awkward for you, huh?" - fish © Rob Kroenert/Comedy Wildlife Photo 2016


That's a bad day in the office

"Hey, Dave, I'm taking the rest of the day off." © Tom Stables/Comedy Wildlife Photo 2016


Check out the rest of the entries to this year's competition right here.

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