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In 1582, Pope Gregory XIII ordered a new calendar (the Gregorian Calendar) to replace the old Julian Calendar. The new calendar called for New Year's Day to be celebrated Jan. 1. That year, France adopted the reformed calendar and shifted New Year's day to Jan. 1. According to a popular explanation, many people either refused to accept the new date, or did not learn about it, and continued to celebrate New Year's Day on April 1. Other people began to make fun of these traditionalists, sending them on "fool's errands" or trying to trick them into believing something false. Eventually, the practice spread throughout Europe.

In 1582, Pope Gregory XIII ordered a new calendar (the Gregorian Calendar) to replace the old Julian Calendar. The new calendar called for New Year's Day to be celebrated Jan. 1. That year, France adopted the reformed calendar and shifted New Year's day to Jan. 1. According to a popular explanation, many people either refused to accept the new date, or did not learn about it, and continued to celebrate New Year's Day on April 1. Other people began to make fun of these traditionalists, sending them on "fool's errands" or trying to trick them into believing something false. Eventually, the practice spread throughout Europe.

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Bura Na Mano Holi Hai
Holi - An interesting Indian festival - which is celebrated on different dates as per English Calendar and I 
cannot officially bookmark it to  a particular date because Hindu calendar doesn't run on a normal English calendar. It has some other, very deep logic for putting dates/days etc. 

Today - People come together, burn some wood, eat some sweet - because "Holika" who supposedly was blessed that she can't be burnt by fire, sat in the fire along with a boy (who was true and god's favourite). And because the kid was god's owned boy (supposedly we are not, and please do not try this at home) Holika got burnt by the fire and the kid got saved. 

And hence, we celebrate Holi, by burning wood, eating sweets, putting colours, water, mud etc on other people's faces and saying "Happi Holi". (Wow! So Amazing)

Little Rich people enjoy this festival with elegance, inviting other rich people who will come together in posh farm, sitting by the side of a pool in white dress, and open a bottle (you know what I mean), put some music (pop/Jazz - where there will be zero mention of the word "Holi") and dance and say Holi. (Wow! So Amazing)

Lecherous ass will use this day to the fullest, so fulfil any inner desire and will pronounce "Bura na Mano Holi Hai". And the society, will smile and say women that "Hahahahah What a Funny Guy". (Wow! Again this is amazing)

While I am not against culture, the practices, the celebration and congregation of the long-lived customary practice, but little with the fact that "Holi" is now commercialized and marketed so much that it is a pain in the ass. 

1. If I don't want to play Holi with colours, water, mud - and just want to celebrate the victory of good over evil by burning wood and eating sweets - I cannot. Because other people will force you into, and tell you as if this was a legal responsibility to play Holi if you were born as a human in India. 

2. I hate being soaked in to water, color and then wasting half of the day in clearing that up and the next day when I have to again think, I should have played it more simple. Whereas, I like the festival and love to see people enjoying it, 

Okay, let me stop here before I overkill this day with the sarcastic hyperbolic remark. Let people have fun and enjoy seeing them have fun at a distance. 

To all other - Wish you a Happy Holi. 
1. Wish you realise and understand that no matter how strong the evil is, no matter how powerful the evil looks like - it is always the truth which wins over evil. Because while Prahalad was the boy of the god, and so is both evil and good. God wants both types of people to co-exist in the society, so that God can prove time and again with different types of examples that "Be Good" 

2. With colours, and water - try and washdown small evils in your mind and heart. 

3. Connect with all those friends, family, people you love and use this occasion to remind them, greet them, spread the love again. 

No more Gyan, that's all for now. Njoy Holi!

#Holi
#Festival #IndianFestival #Good #Evil #Prahalad #Holika

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#Nojoto #ShortStory



Short Story : Value of talent at nojoto

Scene 1

Raj was working in the office and suddenly required some date from Eshant who was on leave for some function , Raj called Eshant and requested to send him some work related email but Eshant was in hurry and mistakenly he end up sending his file where some of his beautiful poetries were written .
Scene 2

Raj opens up the whil and realized this not something he was looking for but as soon as he reads the first line of that word document which looks very interesting to him he reads the complete document where 4-5 amazing poetries of Eshant were written . Raj simply send this file to some of his colleagues every one gets shocked to know that Eshant is too good in poetry but they never realized this ever before .

Scene 3 : Eshant comes to the office next day , very first thing happens to eshant that raj calls him in his cabin , Eshant thought this would be something releted to work only ,

Raj : hey eshant how was your leaves
Eshant : Sir , Very good we enjoyed lot
Raj : Last night I asked you for some file can you check and tell me which one you sent because I thing you dint checked post sending it
Eshant : Yes sir I dint opened the laptop yet but I will check right now
Raj : No issues
Eshant : Oh shit , Sorry sir I sent you the wrong file I am realy sorry
Raj : Its good you sent me that and I am angry because why you never told any of us about this amazing talent you are having
Eshant : Sir I write it just as an hobby I am not the professional one
Raj : But why not
Eshant : Sir I tried uploaded some videos on YouTube but got not much recognition
Raj : You know whats the problem here , Its very simple on YouTube or to any other social media site you don’t have option to select what you want to see , it shows all random top going videos andyou’re your example if you post your video your title is something which you only know and until you are not putting the correct title on search bar you wont get the video
But just assume if you have option where whenever you go to the portal you can chose your interest and see the related work and best thing all the people you see there are new , what do you think what would happen ?
Eshant : Sir it will simply increase the followers because you will get to find the same interest people
Raj : Exacly that’s I am saying
Eshant : But sir there is no such platform
Raj : Who told ? have you heard about Nojoto ?
Eshant : No sir never
Raj : OO , even I dint but my friend introduce to me this amazing app and as you know I love photography and same it was just my hobby but now post uploading my photos there on Nojoto people started recognizing me I am getting appreciated for my work
Eshant : O really sir its amazing but sir you now days no one interested in poetry
Raj : No nothing like that the friend I am talking about also started from scratch but now he is a featured artist for Nojoto
Eshant : what’s featured artist sir ?
Raj : Eshant , Nojoto keeps organizing open mics for singer storytellers and writers where you can perform and there you are being watched by live audience and post that they even post videos on YouTube channel where the same interest people who all subscribed the channel will get to watch your videos and trust me if your content is good you will become famous within a short span of time and once you are famous you are now a featured artist of Nojoto and even if you are not featured you are still being watched by lot of people on app itself and It has a huge audience there
Eshant : Great sir thanks tell me what I need to do for all that ?
Raj : Nothing much just go to play store and download Nojoto app therefore you need a onetime signup after which you can start posting you work and can follow same interest people
Eshant : Ok sir I will that right now but I also have a friend who is talented but has no play store but he is on app store ?
Raj: No worries soon Nojoto will be available on app store too but till then he can visit their website http://www.nojoto.com

Today Eshant is featured artist of Nojoto who left his job and now doing lot of tours of storytelling and poetry

Talent never go unnoticed at Nojoto , Hope you now believe comment if you believe the same

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SStarted as a small clothing store in India, we have built Fabulous as an online fashion store for everyone. At Fabulous, you can always find your favorite outfits, whether for women, men, kid, teen, etc. Our products range from basic items, office wear, to trendy ones. About product quality, we always work hard to make sure every customers get the look that they mostly want with reasonable price. Get ready to explore Fabulous and pick up your most wanted items!

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Ladyware toll-free number 08837805490
Ladyware return policy contact number 08837805490
Ladyware contact number 08837805490
Ladyware customer service number 08837805490

SStarted as a small clothing store in India, we have built Fabulous as an online fashion store for everyone. At Fabulous, you can always find your favorite outfits, whether for women, men, kid, teen, etc. Our products range from basic items, office wear, to trendy ones. About product quality, we always work hard to make sure every customers get the look that they mostly want with reasonable price. Get ready to explore Fabulous and pick up your most wanted items!

... AND IT NEVER CHANGED SINCE 1956

We believe that a fashion store with core values helps our products stand out in a world of thousand fashion retailers out there. From first days of Fabulous, we conducted these 4 core values for everyone in Fabulous. And it had never changed since then.

CONTACT US

Ladyware is a well-known online fashion store for
fashionistas around the world.

ladyware-ladywearinquiry499@gmail.com
+918837805490
India
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WELCOME TO LADYWARE

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In 1582, Pope Gregory XIII ordered a new calendar (the Gregorian Calendar) to replace the old Julian Calendar. The new calendar called for New Year's Day to be celebrated Jan. 1. That year, France adopted the reformed calendar and shifted New Year's day to Jan. 1. According to a popular explanation, many people either refused to accept the new date, or did not learn about it, and continued to celebrate New Year's Day on April 1. Other people began to make fun of these traditionalists, sending them on "fool's errands" or trying to trick them into believing something false. Eventually, the practice spread throughout Europe.

In 1582, Pope Gregory XIII ordered a new calendar (the Gregorian Calendar) to replace the old Julian Calendar. The new calendar called for New Year's Day to be celebrated Jan. 1. That year, France adopted the reformed calendar and shifted New Year's day to Jan. 1. According to a popular explanation, many people either refused to accept the new date, or did not learn about it, and continued to celebrate New Year's Day on April 1. Other people began to make fun of these traditionalists, sending them on "fool's errands" or trying to trick them into believing something false. Eventually, the practice spread throughout Europe.

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Bura Na Mano Holi Hai
Holi - An interesting Indian festival - which is celebrated on different dates as per English Calendar and I 
cannot officially bookmark it to  a particular date because Hindu calendar doesn't run on a normal English calendar. It has some other, very deep logic for putting dates/days etc. 

Today - People come together, burn some wood, eat some sweet - because "Holika" who supposedly was blessed that she can't be burnt by fire, sat in the fire along with a boy (who was true and god's favourite). And because the kid was god's owned boy (supposedly we are not, and please do not try this at home) Holika got burnt by the fire and the kid got saved. 

And hence, we celebrate Holi, by burning wood, eating sweets, putting colours, water, mud etc on other people's faces and saying "Happi Holi". (Wow! So Amazing)

Little Rich people enjoy this festival with elegance, inviting other rich people who will come together in posh farm, sitting by the side of a pool in white dress, and open a bottle (you know what I mean), put some music (pop/Jazz - where there will be zero mention of the word "Holi") and dance and say Holi. (Wow! So Amazing)

Lecherous ass will use this day to the fullest, so fulfil any inner desire and will pronounce "Bura na Mano Holi Hai". And the society, will smile and say women that "Hahahahah What a Funny Guy". (Wow! Again this is amazing)

While I am not against culture, the practices, the celebration and congregation of the long-lived customary practice, but little with the fact that "Holi" is now commercialized and marketed so much that it is a pain in the ass. 

1. If I don't want to play Holi with colours, water, mud - and just want to celebrate the victory of good over evil by burning wood and eating sweets - I cannot. Because other people will force you into, and tell you as if this was a legal responsibility to play Holi if you were born as a human in India. 

2. I hate being soaked in to water, color and then wasting half of the day in clearing that up and the next day when I have to again think, I should have played it more simple. Whereas, I like the festival and love to see people enjoying it, 

Okay, let me stop here before I overkill this day with the sarcastic hyperbolic remark. Let people have fun and enjoy seeing them have fun at a distance. 

To all other - Wish you a Happy Holi. 
1. Wish you realise and understand that no matter how strong the evil is, no matter how powerful the evil looks like - it is always the truth which wins over evil. Because while Prahalad was the boy of the god, and so is both evil and good. God wants both types of people to co-exist in the society, so that God can prove time and again with different types of examples that "Be Good" 

2. With colours, and water - try and washdown small evils in your mind and heart. 

3. Connect with all those friends, family, people you love and use this occasion to remind them, greet them, spread the love again. 

No more Gyan, that's all for now. Njoy Holi!

#Holi
#Festival #IndianFestival #Good #Evil #Prahalad #Holika

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#Nojoto #ShortStory



Short Story : Value of talent at nojoto

Scene 1

Raj was working in the office and suddenly required some date from Eshant who was on leave for some function , Raj called Eshant and requested to send him some work related email but Eshant was in hurry and mistakenly he end up sending his file where some of his beautiful poetries were written .
Scene 2

Raj opens up the whil and realized this not something he was looking for but as soon as he reads the first line of that word document which looks very interesting to him he reads the complete document where 4-5 amazing poetries of Eshant were written . Raj simply send this file to some of his colleagues every one gets shocked to know that Eshant is too good in poetry but they never realized this ever before .

Scene 3 : Eshant comes to the office next day , very first thing happens to eshant that raj calls him in his cabin , Eshant thought this would be something releted to work only ,

Raj : hey eshant how was your leaves
Eshant : Sir , Very good we enjoyed lot
Raj : Last night I asked you for some file can you check and tell me which one you sent because I thing you dint checked post sending it
Eshant : Yes sir I dint opened the laptop yet but I will check right now
Raj : No issues
Eshant : Oh shit , Sorry sir I sent you the wrong file I am realy sorry
Raj : Its good you sent me that and I am angry because why you never told any of us about this amazing talent you are having
Eshant : Sir I write it just as an hobby I am not the professional one
Raj : But why not
Eshant : Sir I tried uploaded some videos on YouTube but got not much recognition
Raj : You know whats the problem here , Its very simple on YouTube or to any other social media site you don’t have option to select what you want to see , it shows all random top going videos andyou’re your example if you post your video your title is something which you only know and until you are not putting the correct title on search bar you wont get the video
But just assume if you have option where whenever you go to the portal you can chose your interest and see the related work and best thing all the people you see there are new , what do you think what would happen ?
Eshant : Sir it will simply increase the followers because you will get to find the same interest people
Raj : Exacly that’s I am saying
Eshant : But sir there is no such platform
Raj : Who told ? have you heard about Nojoto ?
Eshant : No sir never
Raj : OO , even I dint but my friend introduce to me this amazing app and as you know I love photography and same it was just my hobby but now post uploading my photos there on Nojoto people started recognizing me I am getting appreciated for my work
Eshant : O really sir its amazing but sir you now days no one interested in poetry
Raj : No nothing like that the friend I am talking about also started from scratch but now he is a featured artist for Nojoto
Eshant : what’s featured artist sir ?
Raj : Eshant , Nojoto keeps organizing open mics for singer storytellers and writers where you can perform and there you are being watched by live audience and post that they even post videos on YouTube channel where the same interest people who all subscribed the channel will get to watch your videos and trust me if your content is good you will become famous within a short span of time and once you are famous you are now a featured artist of Nojoto and even if you are not featured you are still being watched by lot of people on app itself and It has a huge audience there
Eshant : Great sir thanks tell me what I need to do for all that ?
Raj : Nothing much just go to play store and download Nojoto app therefore you need a onetime signup after which you can start posting you work and can follow same interest people
Eshant : Ok sir I will that right now but I also have a friend who is talented but has no play store but he is on app store ?
Raj: No worries soon Nojoto will be available on app store too but till then he can visit their website http://www.nojoto.com

Today Eshant is featured artist of Nojoto who left his job and now doing lot of tours of storytelling and poetry

Talent never go unnoticed at Nojoto , Hope you now believe comment if you believe the same

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Ladyware customer care number 08837805490
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Ladyware toll-free number 08837805490
Ladyware return policy contact number 08837805490
Ladyware contact number 08837805490
Ladyware customer service number 08837805490

SStarted as a small clothing store in India, we have built Fabulous as an online fashion store for everyone. At Fabulous, you can always find your favorite outfits, whether for women, men, kid, teen, etc. Our products range from basic items, office wear, to trendy ones. About product quality, we always work hard to make sure every customers get the look that they mostly want with reasonable price. Get ready to explore Fabulous and pick up your most wanted items!

... AND IT NEVER CHANGED SINCE 1956

We believe that a fashion store with core values helps our products stand out in a world of thousand fashion retailers out there. From first days of Fabulous, we conducted these 4 core values for everyone in Fabulous. And it had never changed since then.

CONTACT US

Ladyware is a well-known online fashion store for
fashionistas around the world.

ladyware-ladywearinquiry499@gmail.com
+918837805490
India
MORE FROM FABULOUS

About Us
Contact Us
Return & Refund Policy
Return & Refund Form
WELCOME TO LADYWARE

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#Ladyware customer care number 08837805490
@ladyware_customer_care_helpline_number_08837805490
Ladyware toll-free number 08837805490
Ladyware return policy contact number 08837805490
Ladyware contact number 08837805490
Ladyware customer service number 08837805490

SStarted as a small clothing store in India, we have built Fabulous as an online fashion store for everyone. At Fabulous, you can always find your favorite outfits, whether for women, men, kid, teen, etc. Our products range from basic items, office wear, to trendy ones. About product quality, we always work hard to make sure every customers get the look that they mostly want with reasonable price. Get ready to explore Fabulous and pick up your most wanted items!

... AND IT NEVER CHANGED SINCE 1956

We believe that a fashion store with core values helps our products stand out in a world of thousand fashion retailers out there. From first days of Fabulous, we conducted these 4 core values for everyone in Fabulous. And it had never changed since then.

CONTACT US

Ladyware is a well-known online fashion store for
fashionistas around the world.

ladyware-ladywearinquiry499@gmail.com
+918837805490
India
MORE FROM FABULOUS

About Us
Contact Us
Return & Refund Policy
Return & Refund Form
WELCOME TO LADYWARE

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