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Nature Clubs are opportunities for social cohesion and for building social capital. Environmental consciousness cannot exist in a vaccum and thus needs social space to find true meaning and relevance. We aim at arresting further environmental degradation by raising awareness and fostering teamwork and social and ecological sensitivity. The club members meet at least once in a month and conduct various activities

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Must Watch Business Movies (Hollywood and Bollywood)

This inspiring business will enforce you to climb the peak of success.

Hollywood

1. The Wolf Of Wall Street.
2. Wall Street.
3. The Social Network
4. Fight Club.
5. Dallas Buyers Club

Bollywood

1. Guru
2. Swades
3. Corporate
4. Rocket Singh : Salesman of the Year
5. Special 26

If you love entrepreneurship then watch this movies which will inspire you.

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Marriage is the life membership of the fan club

//Unsettling thought
Marriage is the life membership of the fan club
#Marriage #FAN #fanclub #Life #idea #wicked #Star #Love #lover #Heart #deeplove #lifequotes #inspire #motivate

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Marriage is life membership of the Fan Club

Marriage is life membership of the Fan Club #FAN #fanclub #Marriage #Valentine #lovequotes #loveletter #Love #Heart #lifequotes #lifelessons #Life #Quote #quotestoliveby #quoted

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What if Bruce Wayne (Batman) and Wade Wilson (Deadpool) met in a bar? What would be the conversation?

This question was asked to me on Quora which is a social media app for asking questions and getting answers

Read the question below #NojotoQuote

Wade Wilson was ordered to kill access the guy who existed in both the universe.

Wade Wilson got lost while chasing him suddenly found himself rather dark City.

Wade Wilson: “Come on, after finishing the job today I was supposed to get laid back home…..hey, wait there's an bar”

Wade Wilson: “Hmm, Midnight Club!!!?.. little creepy…but I can work with that”

After knocking out the Bouncer…

Wade Wilson: “One brewmeister please”

Suddenly, Bruce Wayne entered with his escorts Violet and Pink

Bruce: “Okay, tell me what do you want Violet and Pink?”

“We want to have fun, Bruce”

Bruce: “Hey, Everyone, order drink on me”

Everyone: “Hoorah, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce”

“Yappee, Bruce, let's go for a dance”

Bruce: “You two start, I'll join you later”

Wade Wilson: “Who is this loaded?”

“You must be not from here, that's Bruce Wayne from Wayne Industry, they practically own this city”

Bruce: “Waiter, Godfather”

In a few minutes later-

Wade Wilson: “What's your deal, man?”

Bruce: “I am sorry, who are you”

Wade Wilson: “Name Wilson, Wade Wilson”

Bruce: “Hmm, very James Bondy but there's a blood stains on your boot, not very James Bondy”

Wade Wilson: “Nicely done, great eye, something tells me that you are more than what meets the eye, you are sitting here alone drinking by yourself while you own the world, two gorgeous can't wait to get into your pants but you are clearly not interested. Are you gay? I am interested then”

Bruce said with a smile, “Ha, ha, I can say the same thing about you, Mr Wilson, You are wearing some kind of facial protection, I can see that with my high tech glass from Wayne Industry, you have those long shadow on your pants, something tells me, you keep weapon with yourself, so who are you Mr Funny Man with secret?”

Wade Wilson: “Me, I am a nobody from a different world who should not be here in the first place”

Bruce while moving close to Wade, said, “Interesting, should I interpret that literally?”

Wade Wilson: “Oh! Man, chill out, you are tight, loose yourself, have fun if you aren't interested, let me go dancing with Pink and Violet, I hope you won't mind”

Bruce said with a smirk, “You dogged the question”

While dancing suddenly Wade saw Access moving around aimlessly and looking for someone in night club

Access was asking to the waiter, “Anyone knows Constantine, a drunken British with over coat….”

Waiter: “He didn't come here today”

Bruce looked at Access and was going to ask something to him and suddenly Access saw Wade Wilson and ran away from there and Wade Wilson followed him

Looking at that Bruce straight way went out from the back door and contacted Alfred through his microphone, “Sent the bat mobile”

In the meantime-

Wade Wilson captured Access and said, “Nothing personal, buddy, it's just a job, something tells me that you aren't that innocent either”

Access: “Wait, you don't understand, there are some dangerous people are after me …”

Wade Wilson: “Well, they won't be anymore after I kill you”

Suddenly, he heard a voice from behind………

“I think you should let him go”

Deadpool: “Ha, ha, who are you? Pointy ears! Are you supposed to be bat or something? A bird, is that supposed to be intimidating”

Access: “Bat isn't a bird”

Deadpool: “Shut up”

Batman: “Again, you should let him go”

Deadpool: “Oh! What a personality! What a voice! I am so intimidated. Please someone save me from a bird. Yep, not happening for me, try harder”

Batman: “Mr Wilson, I don't think you are from here so you have no idea what kind of trouble you are in”

Deadpool: Failed. But impressed that you know my name, now enough chit chat, let's dance

Batman used a synthetic fluid on him

Deadpool suddenly found himself bound by some kind of material which tend to be harder with each struggle

Batman: Don't try to get out, it's going to get harder

Deadpool: “Nice trick not going to work, he cut his hands off with his sword and managed to released himself and his wound was healing

Batman: So, your extra ordinary confidence comes from your regeneration ability, I know everyone who have power like that, who are you, Mr Wade Wilson? Where did you come from?

Deadpool: Now you are boring me

In saying that he attacked Batman but Batman used Deadpool's own momentum against him and threw him away

But Deadpool managed to land on his two feets

Deadpool: Surprised? I must say bird knows how to fight. What are you? Some kind of Mutant?

Batman: No, I am not Captain Comet(Only mutant in DC universe)

Deadpool: Who?? Look there's some kind of misunderstanding, I was hired to kill this guy who strangely not supposed to exist in this world. I know it's sounds insane but I don't think this is our World. You don't believe me, do you? Let's not get in our way and things could get ugly

Batman: Oh! I believe you but I am not going to let you kill him

Deadpool: As you wish pointy ears

Access: “Look, I know who hired you to kill me, it's kingpin, an alien titan named Thanos wants me so that he can rule both the universes and since Thanos didn't give a shit about kingpin, he hired you to kill me so that I never get captured by Thanos as I have the power get access to both the world

Deadpool: Sounds good to me

Batman: Wait….

Suddenly, a portal opened up and a huge figure came out of that and said, “My Lord Darksieid, asked you to come with me, don't protest, it's no point”

Deadpool: “And who the fuck you are supposed to be? Coming out of nowhere and demanding my hunt”

“Idiot, Mortal, My name is Steppenwolf, I am the servent of lord Darksieid, get out of my way” in saying he ript apart Deadpool's arm

Deadpool: “Not again..

Batman whistled and a rocket came out of batmobile and took out Steppenwolf

Batman picked up the dimension opener and opened another portal and send him back

Deadpool while readjusting his arm, said, “Cool tech, pointy ears, Tony Stark would be interested, how did you learn to operate that alien tech so quickly

Batman smirked and said, “This is not my first rodeo”

Deadpool: “Finally, you are coming to your own and I thought you don't speak but I still have to kill access

Batman said with a smile, “Of course, of course” in saying this he spreaded some kind of nerve gas which made Wade Wilson unconscious

Batman said to Access: “You have one hour on your hand after that he will be conscious and angry, so don't waste time, go back to wherever you came from, I hope I will never see you again in Gotham City

Access: Thanks for saving my life

But when he looked up after picking up Deadpool's unconscious body and Batman was gone

THE END

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