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on #New Year Mrng #1-january-2019,,,
i rcvd 25 Text Msgs,,,
35 Calls,,,,
mr thn 75 w'app msgs,,,
&
2 of Jan 
Just 10 text msgs..
No any Clls..
15 w'app msgs,,,
क्या समझे #New year,,,
अब आप भी प्राचीन होने वाले हैं,,,।।
हलीमा✍
 #gif

#evrythng iz मायावी
#Waah #re #duniya

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At our association we can help you obtain/order/Purchase And original/verifiable/genuine ielts, toelf, gmat, gre, pte,visa, nebosh, esol, toeic, celta/delta passport, certificates without taking/attending the exam/test. We are a group of Teachers and Examiners Working in various centers like British council, IDP centers, Ets, Gmat, Nebosh Etc... and we have teamed up to form a wide organisation with the sole interest of providing reliable services for all our customers In Documentation and Travel consultancy. WhatsApp............WhatsApp...........+237650862831
Email..................(certificatessuccess@yahoo.com)

Want to Improve your Band score for Ielts/Toelf/Gmat/Gre/Pte/Nebosh ?

Need Ielts/Toelf/Gmat/Gre/Pte/Nebosh Etc certificate urgently in Australia, Saudi Arabia, Oman, Lebanon, Qatar, Canada, India, Dubai, Iran, Pakistan, Belarus, Kuwait, Germany, France, Egypt, Russia, Malaysia, UAE, Jordan, Yemen, Iraq, China, UK, USA, New Zealand, Afghanistan, Phillipines, signapor, Brazil, Hungary, Japan, Anywhere... From British council or IDP official without taking/attending the test/exam ? Contact us if interested Our Group of Staff will be devoted in their mission and treat each case as very important.

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Email..................(certificatessuccess@yahoo.com)

Our Services:

1- we provide Official certificate with registration into the database and actual center stamps for customers interested in obtaining the certificate without taking the test.

2- If you already took the test and it less than a month that you took the test, we can update the results obtained in your previous test to provide you with a new certificate with the updated results for you to follow you PR procedures without any risk.

3- we can provide Question papers for future test before the actual test date. the questionnaires will be issued about 6 to 10 days before the test data and will be 100% same questions that will appear in the test. guaranteed at 100%.

4- We are teachers and examination officials working together as team so you can choice any of our proffessional to go in for the exams on your behalf

5- You can register for your exams and go in for but we shall provide your target scores as you request because we have underground partners working at any center test which give us access into the system.

6- We equally assist our clients by sending recommendation letters to well known

educational institution or enterprises offering employment abroad in Canada, UK,

USA, Australia, NEW Zealand and others in order to give you a kick start for your

future.

7- We Can Get You A second Chance In Life with New Identity to protect your privacy, build new credit history, bypass criminal background checks, take back your freedom. Apply for real register Passport ,Visa, Driving License, ID CARDS, marriage certificates,diplomas, working permit, resident permit, etc

ABOUT US:

>>We are fast, reliable and flexible

>>We are popular and trusted

>>We are highly experienced in documentation

>>We have excellent pass into database.

Our organisation is well connected with various "INSIDE MEN"
In the database
managers and test centers, which enables us to register your scores in any ielts

center around the world . All our certificates are original and British Council

certified. If you want to make an inquiry please use below details to contact us.

WhatsApp...........+237650862831
SPONSORED .................(certificatessuccess@yahoo.com)

YOUTUBE ::::
https://youtu.be/ocR5zr8MFJ8

We are confident in the quality of our services,
Thanks for
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What's app will b off
From 11.30pm to 6:00 am daily
Declared by central govt.
Message from narendra modi (PM) we
have had an over usage of user names on whatsapp
Messenger. We are requesting all users to forward this
message to their entire contact list. If you do not forward
this message, we will take it as your account is invalid
and it will be deleted within the next 48 hours.  DO
NOT ignore my words or whatsapp will no longer
recognise your activation. If you wish to re-activate your
account after it has been deleted, a charge of 499.00 will
be added to your monthly bill. We are also aware of the
issue involving the pictures updates not showing. We are
working diligently at fixing this problem and it will be up
and running as soon as possible. Thank you for your
cooperation from the modi team. WhatsApp is going
to cost you money soon. The only way that it will stay
free is if you are a frequent user i.e. you have at least 50
people you are chatting with. To become a frequent user
send this message to 10 people who receive it (2 ticks)
and your WhatsApp logo will change color.
send this to 8 people to activate the new whatsapp..
 Saturday morning whatsapp will become chargeable. If you have at least 10 contacts send them this message. In this way we will see that you are an avid user and your logo will become blue (🔵) and will remain free. (As discussed in the paper today. Whatsapp will cost  0.01€ per message. Send this message to 10 people. When you do the light will turn blue
otherwise whatsapp will activate billing.


ITS TRUE ...... U get blue TICKS

 

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Why are some Indians supporting PewDiePie when it's very clear that he is uploading racists videos masking as sarcasm?

This question was asked to me on Quora which is a social media app for asking questions and getting answers

Read the answer below #NojotoQuote

Ugh! I am not interested in either PewDiePie or T series.

I am not really ‘listening to music' kind of guy either

I use YouTube to learn stuff like drawing, for technological and business purposes, learning to dance, learning to Parkour, watching various other stuff etc etc etc etc

I mostly use AthelenX of Jeff Cavalier

So you can guess that I am not interested in this stupid shit.

But I had to answer one since there are so many questions on this stupid shit in my request feed :II

I know PewDiePie types of guy very well as I spent time in Europe and America

I don't know him personally or I still have no interest to know what exactly he does in YouTube.

My grandfather other day requested me to turn on some old Indian classical music of 70s, 80s etc

So I had to do that

Otherwise I give a rat's ass about music of any kind

The question was why some Indians are still supporting PewDiePie-

Well, for various reasons

It's a bit of complex than what people assume so have a bit of patience as it could be a long answer.

First of all, it's completely our fault that Indians are still supporting him or in some cases it's called ‘Stockholm Syndrome' although noone was kidnapped here :D

Let me explain-

Why do we even need to watch this stupid shit in the first place?

Because we don't have much interesting thing going on in India.

How?

Cricket, bollywood and to certain extent politics (:D)

India stops after that

As everyone knows that urban population always have this tendency to be niche audience in order to stand out from rest of the boring population.

This is one big reason

Plus we are constantly pushing ourselves towards western society by having a conservative society with mediaeval religious base

As a result what's happening in mordern day lifestyle, we are not finding anything that can be remotely interesting to us in India

Unfortunately, people (read people from different time line almost :D) in power have no clue about that

They are actually more interested in their dear religious conservative sentiment which is making us incapable of competing with rest of the world as a result we are looking for something always desperately because we mostly grew up in conservative environment as a result with plenty of insecurities

Now, bam! Hollywood movies, western interesting liberal world!!

Wow! How cool they are!!!

What a uncool we are compared to that!!!

We are poor.

We are conservative.

We are ugly

We are superstitious

We are boring

We suck at sex (to be honest, it's not that surprising considering even the word sex is taboo)

This is what we think of ourselves

Are we really like that?

No but there's some reality attached to it as well

So when a idiot from Europe, created his base on internet by uploading stupid but interesting stuff

We are thinking, “Oh! So refreshing. I wish I am like that”

This is happening because we are constantly pushing ourselves by staying in a conservative religious society with a limited thinking because of religious high moral attitude which is blocking us and pushing us towards western society even more as a result they are seeming even more interesting than they are in reality

Indians are thinking, “Oh! Why did he do that? I was following him for so long. He can't be that bad”

We are looking for ways to convince ourselves that it isn't that bad as we know ourselves that we were enjoying him and without him our options are decreasing

This is another reason

Self criticism but not finding any solution

We are very good at criticising our country and society but do we have any solutions for that?

Zero!!!

Because it's hard, it's far easier and less time consuming to copy western countries as they already have certain basic thing going

This is another reason, there's no party in India which have ideology that can build a mordern India that can beat everyone in competition in world stage

We have two parties

BJP: Conservative, religious, proud Indians

Congress: Western ass kisser, but they're ahead of BJP in mordern sense but not building any confidence of Indians as they are copying western countries, they are even copying western Neo liberal politics now. A clap :D

So basically all this things are not helping India in any real sense.

India have no back bone, no spine, we are becoming gunning the gun over other people's shoulder type

Other countries know this very well

Infact better than we think they do

So we have these images- “Whinner, can't do shit, lazy, ugly, weak, meak, stupid religious boring people, professional victim, rapists, dirt poor, only knows how to drive mouth without any real action, easy to buly, their women can easily be picked up as they can't satisfy their women with little dick :D etc etc”

Is it sounding offensive? :D

Too bad, we already have this image :D

Try to change that instead cry about it :D

So when Mr PewDiePie saw an opportunity to take an advantage of Indian audience, he realised that he can earn more by exploiting insecured desperate Indian's sentiment :D

If things get too out of the hand as every chance of that happening because his fanbase will definitely do that

He can then ask his financial management, how to handle this?

They told him, “Don't worry about it, just give some money to charity, suddenly temperature will go down as it's just poor third world country”

Next day that exactly happened :D

We are so predictable :D

The moot point is right now we are only beginning to compete with the world as a result we are loosing most because we never prepared for any such thing so we hate ourselves

It will take a little time but we will beat the world

Now we just have to go through this type bullshit

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Why are some Indians supporting PewDiePie when it's very clear that he is uploading racists videos masking as sarcasm?

This question was asked to me on Quora which is a social media app for asking questions and getting answers

Read the answer below #NojotoQuote

Ugh! I am not interested in either PewDiePie or T series.

I am not really ‘listening to music' kind of guy either

I use YouTube to learn stuff like drawing, for technological and business purposes, learning to dance, learning to Parkour, watching various other stuff etc etc etc etc

I mostly use AthelenX of Jeff Cavalier

So you can guess that I am not interested in this stupid shit.

But I had to answer one since there are so many questions on this stupid shit in my request feed :II

I know PewDiePie types of guy very well as I spent time in Europe and America

I don't know him personally or I still have no interest to know what exactly he does in YouTube.

My grandfather other day requested me to turn on some old Indian classical music of 70s, 80s etc

So I had to do that

Otherwise I give a rat's ass about music of any kind

The question was why some Indians are still supporting PewDiePie-

Well, for various reasons

It's a bit of complex than what people assume so have a bit of patience as it could be a long answer.

First of all, it's completely our fault that Indians are still supporting him or in some cases it's called ‘Stockholm Syndrome' although noone was kidnapped here :D

Let me explain-

Why do we even need to watch this stupid shit in the first place?

Because we don't have much interesting thing going on in India.

How?

Cricket, bollywood and to certain extent politics (:D)

India stops after that

As everyone knows that urban population always have this tendency to be niche audience in order to stand out from rest of the boring population.

This is one big reason

Plus we are constantly pushing ourselves towards western society by having a conservative society with mediaeval religious base

As a result what's happening in mordern day lifestyle, we are not finding anything that can be remotely interesting to us in India

Unfortunately, people (read people from different time line almost :D) in power have no clue about that

They are actually more interested in their dear religious conservative sentiment which is making us incapable of competing with rest of the world as a result we are looking for something always desperately because we mostly grew up in conservative environment as a result with plenty of insecurities

Now, bam! Hollywood movies, western interesting liberal world!!

Wow! How cool they are!!!

What a uncool we are compared to that!!!

We are poor.

We are conservative.

We are ugly

We are superstitious

We are boring

We suck at sex (to be honest, it's not that surprising considering even the word sex is taboo)

This is what we think of ourselves

Are we really like that?

No but there's some reality attached to it as well

So when a idiot from Europe, created his base on internet by uploading stupid but interesting stuff

We are thinking, “Oh! So refreshing. I wish I am like that”

This is happening because we are constantly pushing ourselves by staying in a conservative religious society with a limited thinking because of religious high moral attitude which is blocking us and pushing us towards western society even more as a result they are seeming even more interesting than they are in reality

Indians are thinking, “Oh! Why did he do that? I was following him for so long. He can't be that bad”

We are looking for ways to convince ourselves that it isn't that bad as we know ourselves that we were enjoying him and without him our options are decreasing

This is another reason

Self criticism but not finding any solution

We are very good at criticising our country and society but do we have any solutions for that?

Zero!!!

Because it's hard, it's far easier and less time consuming to copy western countries as they already have certain basic thing going

This is another reason, there's no party in India which have ideology that can build a mordern India that can beat everyone in competition in world stage

We have two parties

BJP: Conservative, religious, proud Indians

Congress: Western ass kisser, but they're ahead of BJP in mordern sense but not building any confidence of Indians as they are copying western countries, they are even copying western Neo liberal politics now. A clap :D

So basically all this things are not helping India in any real sense.

India have no back bone, no spine, we are becoming gunning the gun over other people's shoulder type

Other countries know this very well

Infact better than we think they do

So we have these images- “Whinner, can't do shit, lazy, ugly, weak, meak, stupid religious boring people, professional victim, rapists, dirt poor, only knows how to drive mouth without any real action, easy to buly, their women can easily be picked up as they can't satisfy their women with little dick :D etc etc”

Is it sounding offensive? :D

Too bad, we already have this image :D

Try to change that instead cry about it :D

So when Mr PewDiePie saw an opportunity to take an advantage of Indian audience, he realised that he can earn more by exploiting insecured desperate Indian's sentiment :D

If things get too out of the hand as every chance of that happening because his fanbase will definitely do that

He can then ask his financial management, how to handle this?

They told him, “Don't worry about it, just give some money to charity, suddenly temperature will go down as it's just poor third world country”

Next day that exactly happened :D

We are so predictable :D

The moot point is right now we are only beginning to compete with the world as a result we are loosing most because we never prepared for any such thing so we hate ourselves

It will take a little time but we will beat the world

Now we just have to go through this type bullshit

#girlfantasy #Nojotocomedy #RIPStanLee #Nojoto #Pyar #Relationship #nojotophotography #rain #nojotodigitalart #Thoughts #Photography #nojotovideo #shayri #Dil #Se #nojotoofficial #Fun #Nojotovoice #hindipoetry #poetryinhindi #nojotoenglish #nojotohindi #cutefactory #Love #pinkmania #Art #Paint #rain #Gif #RehneDe #feelings #DigitalArt #Movie #Quotes #Sketch #Fitness #lloveyou #BreakUp #HeartBreak #lovebites #shopholic #narcissistic #jokes #footballjokes #soccer #Sports #CR7 #Notebook #attentionseeker #everreadyforpose #whateverywomanwanttohear #teasingishot #awkwardcoffeedrinking #brainfreeze #whattypeofgirlami #notsayingpeace #notshowingvictrorysign #justsayingcheese #wishhewastgay #casanova #heartstealer #heartcapturer #OmG #promdatecrisis #mymom #Nojotocomedy #letsmakeout #aftergettingdrunk #tomcruise #hotmen #catchmeifyoucan #50shadesofgrey #runawaybride #hairdyer #CAT #Tennis #tennisjokes #hotsoccercoach #tastycook #devilsangel #discoveringnewpeaks #Dance #cupcakelove #goingbehindtrainersinstruction #angelwithhorn #whatagirlwishaboutherdog #whatapetdogwish #crazycatlady #whencatcrazebecomeextreme #fashiondesignergonecrazywithanimalright #shiveringwithexcitement #shiveringwithlove #ecentricfashiondesigner #ecentricphotographer #crazycatladygochristmassteroid #whensomeoneisdrunkandhigh #nojotonews #painofashopholic #beingromantic #hotexpectation #symtomno1marrigeisboundtofail #hotattitude #romanticcouple #cluelesscouple #itsashallowworld
#groomingformen #timetogetserious
#maidofhonour #horriblemusicians #nextdoorgirl #Music #cutegirl #luckyboyfriend #hottestpowerfulcoupleinfiction #Superman #WonderWoman #poemunderthebluesky #petcatlover #morningbirdpoem
#thegirlwhohatesherlife #girlwhothinkseverythingispretty
#twosquirrelandagirl #ryangosling #crazystupidlove #commongirlfantasy #reunionafterbreakup #boyfriendgirlfriendjokes #happydreams #girlsneedchallangeinrelationship #whatgirlssecretlylike #whenyouwanttostayinbedhuggingyourboyfriend #forbiddenlove #extremeattraction #17thcenturyfrenchroyalwedding #WhyamInotfallinginlove
#WhyamInotfindingaboyfriend #spooning #luckyguy #toocute #oneofthoserelationship #horrormovies #Tattoo #nervousconversationalist #awkwardbff #takinginitiative #whenacouplesmellsogood #pillowtalk #chemistry #poorcluelessboyfriend #commontechproblem #extrememutualbreakup #makingfoodsfromcookingshow#coolselfieinthesummer #lackofcommunication #annoyingcouple #idioticphotoshoot #marmaidjokes #weirdestkidsquestion #seriouslackofcommunication
#IwishIcanbemydog #peerpressure #exhustingwaitforyourcrushtocallyou #lovetorture #girlsrighttostalkmen #wink #dolphincoupledrama #happyandinlove #girls #girlsquotes #happybirthday #viratkholi #Shiddat #khwaab #Artwork #share #Comment #follow #Like

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