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Every one speaks that do not spread the dirt araund you. And keep clean area. Then the country will be clean. First of all clean the mind. set of the people who are doing the rape of women and small girls. And dirt the inside the people. Then our country will be clean  and safe. 
Clean india 
Safe  india

No.. Action.. Taking. Those.. Who are doing rape.. Of small girls.. And women... They are taking lightly.. For rapeist..

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Money can not be solved by this, so clean the scum of ear and listen carefully ... https://youtu.be/mlXqL4CNMa4
Money can not be solved by this, so clean the scum of ear and listen carefully ... https://youtu.be/mlXqL4CNMa4Money can not be solvis, so clean the scum of ear and listen carefully ... https://youtu.be/mlXqL4CNMa4

#राहुल गांधी ने दिया ऐसा जवाब की मोदी जी रो पड़े ।। @Nena Ram Megwal @सत्यमशिवम @Sagar Kumar @Esha Joshi @Aisha

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Soul my soul is clean an pure an i am ready to go for sure

have a clean clean heart an a pure soul @Pakhi Gupta @Sana Kapoor @Chandraj Jain @Eklavya Jain @Sharug Warsi

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#OpenPoetry Can you write a short story on silence?


This question was asked to me on Quora which is a social media app for asking questions and getting answers


Read the answer below

THIEVES OF RICHES:

……………………………….

A car moved away splashing dirty water on my clothes.

“MOTHERFU…..”

I was pissed, angrily kicked a cardboard and felt tremendous pain as if someone kicked in my nut.

Aaaahhhh!!!!!

“MOTHERFU……”

Little did I know that there was a stone under the cardboard.

“My fucking luck. Nobody gives a shit in this city”.

Suddenly, I saw her in the balcony, lying in her comfortable chair enjoying the sun.

“Holy shit!!! She is hot”

I saw a hoarding on that building “Help is needed. Contact: Mob no…”

I never been anyone's butler. Being a ‘Drifter’ always been my activities (job!?!?). I went inside the building.

“I came seeing the hoarding!!”

“Your name?”

“Eduardo Vestarogoi, sir”

“Mexican!!?? But you look white!?”

“Yes, sir”

“Your job is to clean the ground level rooms and garage and gateman. Do you have any experience?”

“Yes, sir, I have worked in Blue Dragon”

“What?”

“Blue Dragon, sir. Chinese casino”.

“5 dollars for each day. You will be on trial basis. We will talk about your permanent options after reviewing your initial performance. Don't try to do any misadventures. CCTV cameras are everywhere”

“No. No. I am very trustworthy, sir”

“We'll see. Start from tomorrow. Be at 7am sharp”

That night-

“You and gateman. Not going to work. Ha, ha”

“I am not interested in being their gateman. These people are loaded and strangely security isn't watertight either. We can easily do a gig there. Easy money”

“Oh! Now I understand. I am afraid, nothing is that easy, Pete”

“Bob, you need this. Your house is under mortgage. You have kids to feed. Ex wife to pay. Call the gang”

“They're no longer active, dude. Everyone moved on. Dominic is doing fixing gig in San Francisco. I no longer have any contact with Sam either. Hopeless.”

“Well, it doesn't matter. Both of us are enough. Remember, we used to say that us against the world”

“Yeah, I have grown up from then”

Ring, ring

“Wait a second, Pete, my son's school is calling”

“What 1000 dollars. But I don't have so much money. But…..”

“These public schools are in shitty shape yet their demand are never ending. Damn it. My kid loves to play baseball. Damn it. What's the gig, you're saying, Pete?”

………………………………………………………………………….

Three months later-

“What's your name?”

“Eduardo Vestarogoi, ma'am. Call me Eddie”

“Don't call me, ma'am. My name is Ashley”

“Ashley is a lovely name”

“Thanks Eddie. My grandma gave it. I have not seen you before. Did you join recently?”

“Just few months. You stay at fifth floor, isn't it?”

“You know?!”

“I have seen you in the balcony enjoying the sun”

“Oh(chuckle)”

…………………………………………………………………….

A few days later one night-

A car stopped infront of the building. Ashely was with an older drunk gentleman. She was struggling to keep him straight.

“Ashley, need any help?”

“Eddie, can you please hold him? We have to take him to my apartment”

“It will be my honour”

“Oh! Eddie, Eddie. Such a sweetheart”

After putting the old fart onto the big cot…..

“I love him. But he can't divorce his wife. But she doesn't love him. She has mental issues”

“Sorry, to hear that. But you are such an attractive beautiful lady!! What are you doing with this old fart?”

“He gives me a hefty payment every month which more than I could have ever earned in any law firm plus I have learnt to love the old fool”

“Come on, Ashley. You don't love this old fart. You deserve better than this. You have a law degree!??”

“Yeah and you know better??? You don't know anything about me so don't pretend otherwise. Yes, I have a law degree. Why? Do I look like a bimbo?”

“I am sorry, Ashley, I didn't mean to overstep my bounds. I am sorry”

“It's okay. I got emotional. I have a bad temper. You can go now. I have to sleep”

………………………………………………………………………

Few months later-

One night-

I was roaming around the fifth floor collecting the garbage disposal. Suddenly……..

“You don't love me. You will find another young girl and you will leave me (crying sound)”

“Come on, honey, don't be like that. I am too tired for this shit. I have handled so much shit all day. Please little peace and quiet I want. Is that too much to ask?”

“Who is this girl in that club with you then?”

“Where did you get that picture? Are you stalking me?”

“I want more money”

“You are not getting a shit anymore, bitch”

(Sounds of fighting)

(Ashley's voice, she is crying)

I couldn't hold myself anymore. I kicked the door open and saw Ashley was one corner crying and old guy was holding a belt.

“Who the fuck are you? Where did you get such audacity to burge in? I am calling the police”

Suddenly, Ashley attacked the old man from behind with a steel flower vase and smashed into his head. Old man was floored. And unconscious. Blood was coming out of his head.

I checked his pulse. There was nothing.

“Oh my god. Is he dead? Oh my god!!! I killed him”

“Shut up, Ashley. Don't make any sound. Let me close the door first”

“Is he dead, Eddie?”

“Yes. I am afraid. Why did you attack him from the behind?”

“Look at my wounds”

“Oh my god. Ashley. He is beating you. But those are old wound. He is beating you for a long time. Why didn't you say anything? Let's call the police”

“No. Please don't. I am illegal. Plus I have crime records. Drugs related. They are going to send me away”

“Okay. Don't panic. Ashley. Let me handle this. You should clean yourself up. Let me clean up the dead body and blood”

“Oh my god. I have killed him”

“Ashley. Go change. I am handling it. You will be okay”

I was thinking about calling Bob but I was thinking whether it would be good idea to involve him or not since he had his own problems.

I saw the reflection mirror of bathrom door of Ashley taking her clothes off one by one. She is so gorgeous. I was stunned.

She looked at me and I was completely taken aback. She smiled at me mischievously. I didn't know what to do and I said, “I had this friend. He can help. Let me call him”

“Are are sure Eddie? Is it wise to involve other people?”

“Don't worry about it, Ashley. I know him for a long time. He can help”

Bob came as soon as he could.

“How did this happen? You know what don't tell me. Let's wrap the body in those bed sheets. How many do you have? Let's have all of them. Pete, go and open the van”

I went to do that.

“So you know him long time?”

“Yes, ma'am”

“I thought his name is Eddie”

“Oh! I am sorry. I call him Pete. He is Eddie”

“Really!!? You guys don't seem to bother by this incident. It almost as if you guys have some experience”

“What did Eddie tell you?”

“I don't really know him”

“Then it is better that way, ma'am”

“That bad, huh?”

“Worse”

…………..…………………………………………………………..

Next night-

“Eddie, I have found this suitcase full of money. Take this. Thank you so much. You are a real friend”

She kissed me.

“Ashley, you would need this money”

“Nope. I have some money in my bank account. Use this money. I have to elope”

“I will miss you, Ashley”

“I know Eddie, me too. Had we meet in different circumstances, you never know”

We kissed again.

She got on a cab and went towards airport.

I later gave the money to Bob. He was so happy.

……………………………………………………………………..

Few months later-

I was sleeping in my bed thinking what could have been with Ashley.

Suddenly, police came breaking my door. They didn't give me any chance to respond. Jumped on me and took me to station.

Rest of the month went away very quickly.

I got away as circumstantial evidence wasn't enough to execute me for the murder of Mr Black (The old fart).

I later found out from TV- Mr Black was poisoned for a long time by Ashley or whatever her name was. Police didn't find her anywhere. She managed to sign the will to her name by using various druggs on Mr Black. That old fart was manipulated by her beauty like me. She was planning this for a long time. That hot argument that I heard that day infront of her apartment was all taped somehow by that bitch (Ashely). Mr Black was holding the belt because he was managed to rescue himself that day. Those wounds on Ashley because of the kinky sexual activities between them. Police found me due to that suitcase which had tracking chip as it was Mr Black's official suitcase. Bitch planned it so that police capture me. Thank God I gave the money to Bob without any suitcase otherwise they would be behind bar as well. I was just a pawn in her long game, she probably thought everything after seeing me.

My inmate said to me after seeing everything from TV, “Sorry, mate, you got involved in Thieves of Riches”

I couldn't say anything.

Total silence.

THE END.

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THIEVES OF RICHES:

……………………………….

A car moved away splashing dirty water on my clothes.

“MOTHERFU…..”

I was pissed, angrily kicked a cardboard and felt tremendous pain as if someone kicked in my nut.

Aaaahhhh!!!!!

“MOTHERFU……”

Little did I know that there was a stone under the cardboard.

“My fucking luck. Nobody gives a shit in this city”.

Suddenly, I saw her in the balcony, lying in her comfortable chair enjoying the sun.

“Holy shit!!! She is hot”

I saw a hoarding on that building “Help is needed. Contact: Mob no…”

I never been anyone's butler. Being a ‘Drifter’ always been my activities (job!?!?). I went inside the building.

“I came seeing the hoarding!!”

“Your name?”

“Eduardo Vestarogoi, sir”

“Mexican!!?? But you look white!?”

“Yes, sir”

“Your job is to clean the ground level rooms and garage and gateman. Do you have any experience?”

“Yes, sir, I have worked in Blue Dragon”

“What?”

“Blue Dragon, sir. Chinese casino”.

“5 dollars for each day. You will be on trial basis. We will talk about your permanent options after reviewing your initial performance. Don't try to do any misadventures. CCTV cameras are everywhere”

“No. No. I am very trustworthy, sir”

“We'll see. Start from tomorrow. Be at 7am sharp”

That night-

“You and gateman. Not going to work. Ha, ha”

“I am not interested in being their gateman. These people are loaded and strangely security isn't watertight either. We can easily do a gig there. Easy money”

“Oh! Now I understand. I am afraid, nothing is that easy, Pete”

“Bob, you need this. Your house is under mortgage. You have kids to feed. Ex wife to pay. Call the gang”

“They're no longer active, dude. Everyone moved on. Dominic is doing fixing gig in San Francisco. I no longer have any contact with Sam either. Hopeless.”

“Well, it doesn't matter. Both of us are enough. Remember, we used to say that us against the world”

“Yeah, I have grown up from then”

Ring, ring

“Wait a second, Pete, my son's school is calling”

“What 1000 dollars. But I don't have so much money. But…..”

“These public schools are in shitty shape yet their demand are never ending. Damn it. My kid loves to play baseball. Damn it. What's the gig, you're saying, Pete?”

………………………………………………………………………….

Three months later-

“What's your name?”

“Eduardo Vestarogoi, ma'am. Call me Eddie”

“Don't call me, ma'am. My name is Ashley”

“Ashley is a lovely name”

“Thanks Eddie. My grandma gave it. I have not seen you before. Did you join recently?”

“Just few months. You stay at fifth floor, isn't it?”

“You know?!”

“I have seen you in the balcony enjoying the sun”

“Oh(chuckle)”

…………………………………………………………………….

A few days later one night-

A car stopped infront of the building. Ashely was with an older drunk gentleman. She was struggling to keep him straight.

“Ashley, need any help?”

“Eddie, can you please hold him? We have to take him to my apartment”

“It will be my honour”

“Oh! Eddie, Eddie. Such a sweetheart”

After putting the old fart onto the big cot…..

“I love him. But he can't divorce his wife. But she doesn't love him. She has mental issues”

“Sorry, to hear that. But you are such an attractive beautiful lady!! What are you doing with this old fart?”

“He gives me a hefty payment every month which more than I could have ever earned in any law firm plus I have learnt to love the old fool”

“Come on, Ashley. You don't love this old fart. You deserve better than this. You have a law degree!??”

“Yeah and you know better??? You don't know anything about me so don't pretend otherwise. Yes, I have a law degree. Why? Do I look like a bimbo?”

“I am sorry, Ashley, I didn't mean to overstep my bounds. I am sorry”

“It's okay. I got emotional. I have a bad temper. You can go now. I have to sleep”

………………………………………………………………………

Few months later-

One night-

I was roaming around the fifth floor collecting the garbage disposal. Suddenly……..

“You don't love me. You will find another young girl and you will leave me (crying sound)”

“Come on, honey, don't be like that. I am too tired for this shit. I have handled so much shit all day. Please little peace and quiet I want. Is that too much to ask?”

“Who is this girl in that club with you then?”

“Where did you get that picture? Are you stalking me?”

“I want more money”

“You are not getting a shit anymore, bitch”

(Sounds of fighting)

(Ashley's voice, she is crying)

I couldn't hold myself anymore. I kicked the door open and saw Ashley was one corner crying and old guy was holding a belt.

“Who the fuck are you? Where did you get such audacity to burge in? I am calling the police”

Suddenly, Ashley attacked the old man from behind with a steel flower vase and smashed into his head. Old man was floored. And unconscious. Blood was coming out of his head.

I checked his pulse. There was nothing.

“Oh my god. Is he dead? Oh my god!!! I killed him”

“Shut up, Ashley. Don't make any sound. Let me close the door first”

“Is he dead, Eddie?”

“Yes. I am afraid. Why did you attack him from the behind?”

“Look at my wounds”

“Oh my god. Ashley. He is beating you. But those are old wound. He is beating you for a long time. Why didn't you say anything? Let's call the police”

“No. Please don't. I am illegal. Plus I have crime records. Drugs related. They are going to send me away”

“Okay. Don't panic. Ashley. Let me handle this. You should clean yourself up. Let me clean up the dead body and blood”

“Oh my god. I have killed him”

“Ashley. Go change. I am handling it. You will be okay”

I was thinking about calling Bob but I was thinking whether it would be good idea to involve him or not since he had his own problems.

I saw the reflection mirror of bathrom door of Ashley taking her clothes off one by one. She is so gorgeous. I was stunned.

She looked at me and I was completely taken aback. She smiled at me mischievously. I didn't know what to do and I said, “I had this friend. He can help. Let me call him”

“Are are sure Eddie? Is it wise to involve other people?”

“Don't worry about it, Ashley. I know him for a long time. He can help”

Bob came as soon as he could.

“How did this happen? You know what don't tell me. Let's wrap the body in those bed sheets. How many do you have? Let's have all of them. Pete, go and open the van”

I went to do that.

“So you know him long time?”

“Yes, ma'am”

“I thought his name is Eddie”

“Oh! I am sorry. I call him Pete. He is Eddie”

“Really!!? You guys don't seem to bother by this incident. It almost as if you guys have some experience”

“What did Eddie tell you?”

“I don't really know him”

“Then it is better that way, ma'am”

“That bad, huh?”

“Worse”

…………..…………………………………………………………..

Next night-

“Eddie, I have found this suitcase full of money. Take this. Thank you so much. You are a real friend”

She kissed me.

“Ashley, you would need this money”

“Nope. I have some money in my bank account. Use this money. I have to elope”

“I will miss you, Ashley”

“I know Eddie, me too. Had we meet in different circumstances, you never know”

We kissed again.

She got on a cab and went towards airport.

I later gave the money to Bob. He was so happy.

……………………………………………………………………..

Few months later-

I was sleeping in my bed thinking what could have been with Ashley.

Suddenly, police came breaking my door. They didn't give me any chance to respond. Jumped on me and took me to station.

Rest of the month went away very quickly.

I got away as circumstantial evidence wasn't enough to execute me for the murder of Mr Black (The old fart).

I later found out from TV- Mr Black was poisoned for a long time by Ashley or whatever her name was. Police didn't find her anywhere. She managed to sign the will to her name by using various druggs on Mr Black. That old fart was manipulated by her beauty like me. She was planning this for a long time. That hot argument that I heard that day infront of her apartment was all taped somehow by that bitch (Ashely). Mr Black was holding the belt because he was managed to rescue himself that day. Those wounds on Ashley because of the kinky sexual activities between them. Police found me due to that suitcase which had tracking chip as it was Mr Black's official suitcase. Bitch planned it so that police capture me. Thank God I gave the money to Bob without any suitcase otherwise they would be behind bar as well. I was just a pawn in her long game, she probably thought everything after seeing me.

My inmate said to me after seeing everything from TV, “Sorry, mate, you got involved in Thieves of Riches”

I couldn't say anything.

Total silence.

THE END.

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Every one speaks that do not spread the dirt araund you. And keep clean area. Then the country will be clean. First of all clean the mind. set of the people who are doing the rape of women and small girls. And dirt the inside the people. Then our country will be clean  and safe. 
Clean india 
Safe  india

No.. Action.. Taking. Those.. Who are doing rape.. Of small girls.. And women... They are taking lightly.. For rapeist..

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Money can not be solved by this, so clean the scum of ear and listen carefully ... https://youtu.be/mlXqL4CNMa4
Money can not be solved by this, so clean the scum of ear and listen carefully ... https://youtu.be/mlXqL4CNMa4Money can not be solvis, so clean the scum of ear and listen carefully ... https://youtu.be/mlXqL4CNMa4

#राहुल गांधी ने दिया ऐसा जवाब की मोदी जी रो पड़े ।। @Nena Ram Megwal @सत्यमशिवम @Sagar Kumar @Esha Joshi @Aisha

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Soul my soul is clean an pure an i am ready to go for sure

have a clean clean heart an a pure soul @Pakhi Gupta @Sana Kapoor @Chandraj Jain @Eklavya Jain @Sharug Warsi

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#OpenPoetry Can you write a short story on silence?


This question was asked to me on Quora which is a social media app for asking questions and getting answers


Read the answer below

THIEVES OF RICHES:

……………………………….

A car moved away splashing dirty water on my clothes.

“MOTHERFU…..”

I was pissed, angrily kicked a cardboard and felt tremendous pain as if someone kicked in my nut.

Aaaahhhh!!!!!

“MOTHERFU……”

Little did I know that there was a stone under the cardboard.

“My fucking luck. Nobody gives a shit in this city”.

Suddenly, I saw her in the balcony, lying in her comfortable chair enjoying the sun.

“Holy shit!!! She is hot”

I saw a hoarding on that building “Help is needed. Contact: Mob no…”

I never been anyone's butler. Being a ‘Drifter’ always been my activities (job!?!?). I went inside the building.

“I came seeing the hoarding!!”

“Your name?”

“Eduardo Vestarogoi, sir”

“Mexican!!?? But you look white!?”

“Yes, sir”

“Your job is to clean the ground level rooms and garage and gateman. Do you have any experience?”

“Yes, sir, I have worked in Blue Dragon”

“What?”

“Blue Dragon, sir. Chinese casino”.

“5 dollars for each day. You will be on trial basis. We will talk about your permanent options after reviewing your initial performance. Don't try to do any misadventures. CCTV cameras are everywhere”

“No. No. I am very trustworthy, sir”

“We'll see. Start from tomorrow. Be at 7am sharp”

That night-

“You and gateman. Not going to work. Ha, ha”

“I am not interested in being their gateman. These people are loaded and strangely security isn't watertight either. We can easily do a gig there. Easy money”

“Oh! Now I understand. I am afraid, nothing is that easy, Pete”

“Bob, you need this. Your house is under mortgage. You have kids to feed. Ex wife to pay. Call the gang”

“They're no longer active, dude. Everyone moved on. Dominic is doing fixing gig in San Francisco. I no longer have any contact with Sam either. Hopeless.”

“Well, it doesn't matter. Both of us are enough. Remember, we used to say that us against the world”

“Yeah, I have grown up from then”

Ring, ring

“Wait a second, Pete, my son's school is calling”

“What 1000 dollars. But I don't have so much money. But…..”

“These public schools are in shitty shape yet their demand are never ending. Damn it. My kid loves to play baseball. Damn it. What's the gig, you're saying, Pete?”

………………………………………………………………………….

Three months later-

“What's your name?”

“Eduardo Vestarogoi, ma'am. Call me Eddie”

“Don't call me, ma'am. My name is Ashley”

“Ashley is a lovely name”

“Thanks Eddie. My grandma gave it. I have not seen you before. Did you join recently?”

“Just few months. You stay at fifth floor, isn't it?”

“You know?!”

“I have seen you in the balcony enjoying the sun”

“Oh(chuckle)”

…………………………………………………………………….

A few days later one night-

A car stopped infront of the building. Ashely was with an older drunk gentleman. She was struggling to keep him straight.

“Ashley, need any help?”

“Eddie, can you please hold him? We have to take him to my apartment”

“It will be my honour”

“Oh! Eddie, Eddie. Such a sweetheart”

After putting the old fart onto the big cot…..

“I love him. But he can't divorce his wife. But she doesn't love him. She has mental issues”

“Sorry, to hear that. But you are such an attractive beautiful lady!! What are you doing with this old fart?”

“He gives me a hefty payment every month which more than I could have ever earned in any law firm plus I have learnt to love the old fool”

“Come on, Ashley. You don't love this old fart. You deserve better than this. You have a law degree!??”

“Yeah and you know better??? You don't know anything about me so don't pretend otherwise. Yes, I have a law degree. Why? Do I look like a bimbo?”

“I am sorry, Ashley, I didn't mean to overstep my bounds. I am sorry”

“It's okay. I got emotional. I have a bad temper. You can go now. I have to sleep”

………………………………………………………………………

Few months later-

One night-

I was roaming around the fifth floor collecting the garbage disposal. Suddenly……..

“You don't love me. You will find another young girl and you will leave me (crying sound)”

“Come on, honey, don't be like that. I am too tired for this shit. I have handled so much shit all day. Please little peace and quiet I want. Is that too much to ask?”

“Who is this girl in that club with you then?”

“Where did you get that picture? Are you stalking me?”

“I want more money”

“You are not getting a shit anymore, bitch”

(Sounds of fighting)

(Ashley's voice, she is crying)

I couldn't hold myself anymore. I kicked the door open and saw Ashley was one corner crying and old guy was holding a belt.

“Who the fuck are you? Where did you get such audacity to burge in? I am calling the police”

Suddenly, Ashley attacked the old man from behind with a steel flower vase and smashed into his head. Old man was floored. And unconscious. Blood was coming out of his head.

I checked his pulse. There was nothing.

“Oh my god. Is he dead? Oh my god!!! I killed him”

“Shut up, Ashley. Don't make any sound. Let me close the door first”

“Is he dead, Eddie?”

“Yes. I am afraid. Why did you attack him from the behind?”

“Look at my wounds”

“Oh my god. Ashley. He is beating you. But those are old wound. He is beating you for a long time. Why didn't you say anything? Let's call the police”

“No. Please don't. I am illegal. Plus I have crime records. Drugs related. They are going to send me away”

“Okay. Don't panic. Ashley. Let me handle this. You should clean yourself up. Let me clean up the dead body and blood”

“Oh my god. I have killed him”

“Ashley. Go change. I am handling it. You will be okay”

I was thinking about calling Bob but I was thinking whether it would be good idea to involve him or not since he had his own problems.

I saw the reflection mirror of bathrom door of Ashley taking her clothes off one by one. She is so gorgeous. I was stunned.

She looked at me and I was completely taken aback. She smiled at me mischievously. I didn't know what to do and I said, “I had this friend. He can help. Let me call him”

“Are are sure Eddie? Is it wise to involve other people?”

“Don't worry about it, Ashley. I know him for a long time. He can help”

Bob came as soon as he could.

“How did this happen? You know what don't tell me. Let's wrap the body in those bed sheets. How many do you have? Let's have all of them. Pete, go and open the van”

I went to do that.

“So you know him long time?”

“Yes, ma'am”

“I thought his name is Eddie”

“Oh! I am sorry. I call him Pete. He is Eddie”

“Really!!? You guys don't seem to bother by this incident. It almost as if you guys have some experience”

“What did Eddie tell you?”

“I don't really know him”

“Then it is better that way, ma'am”

“That bad, huh?”

“Worse”

…………..…………………………………………………………..

Next night-

“Eddie, I have found this suitcase full of money. Take this. Thank you so much. You are a real friend”

She kissed me.

“Ashley, you would need this money”

“Nope. I have some money in my bank account. Use this money. I have to elope”

“I will miss you, Ashley”

“I know Eddie, me too. Had we meet in different circumstances, you never know”

We kissed again.

She got on a cab and went towards airport.

I later gave the money to Bob. He was so happy.

……………………………………………………………………..

Few months later-

I was sleeping in my bed thinking what could have been with Ashley.

Suddenly, police came breaking my door. They didn't give me any chance to respond. Jumped on me and took me to station.

Rest of the month went away very quickly.

I got away as circumstantial evidence wasn't enough to execute me for the murder of Mr Black (The old fart).

I later found out from TV- Mr Black was poisoned for a long time by Ashley or whatever her name was. Police didn't find her anywhere. She managed to sign the will to her name by using various druggs on Mr Black. That old fart was manipulated by her beauty like me. She was planning this for a long time. That hot argument that I heard that day infront of her apartment was all taped somehow by that bitch (Ashely). Mr Black was holding the belt because he was managed to rescue himself that day. Those wounds on Ashley because of the kinky sexual activities between them. Police found me due to that suitcase which had tracking chip as it was Mr Black's official suitcase. Bitch planned it so that police capture me. Thank God I gave the money to Bob without any suitcase otherwise they would be behind bar as well. I was just a pawn in her long game, she probably thought everything after seeing me.

My inmate said to me after seeing everything from TV, “Sorry, mate, you got involved in Thieves of Riches”

I couldn't say anything.

Total silence.

THE END.

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THIEVES OF RICHES:

……………………………….

A car moved away splashing dirty water on my clothes.

“MOTHERFU…..”

I was pissed, angrily kicked a cardboard and felt tremendous pain as if someone kicked in my nut.

Aaaahhhh!!!!!

“MOTHERFU……”

Little did I know that there was a stone under the cardboard.

“My fucking luck. Nobody gives a shit in this city”.

Suddenly, I saw her in the balcony, lying in her comfortable chair enjoying the sun.

“Holy shit!!! She is hot”

I saw a hoarding on that building “Help is needed. Contact: Mob no…”

I never been anyone's butler. Being a ‘Drifter’ always been my activities (job!?!?). I went inside the building.

“I came seeing the hoarding!!”

“Your name?”

“Eduardo Vestarogoi, sir”

“Mexican!!?? But you look white!?”

“Yes, sir”

“Your job is to clean the ground level rooms and garage and gateman. Do you have any experience?”

“Yes, sir, I have worked in Blue Dragon”

“What?”

“Blue Dragon, sir. Chinese casino”.

“5 dollars for each day. You will be on trial basis. We will talk about your permanent options after reviewing your initial performance. Don't try to do any misadventures. CCTV cameras are everywhere”

“No. No. I am very trustworthy, sir”

“We'll see. Start from tomorrow. Be at 7am sharp”

That night-

“You and gateman. Not going to work. Ha, ha”

“I am not interested in being their gateman. These people are loaded and strangely security isn't watertight either. We can easily do a gig there. Easy money”

“Oh! Now I understand. I am afraid, nothing is that easy, Pete”

“Bob, you need this. Your house is under mortgage. You have kids to feed. Ex wife to pay. Call the gang”

“They're no longer active, dude. Everyone moved on. Dominic is doing fixing gig in San Francisco. I no longer have any contact with Sam either. Hopeless.”

“Well, it doesn't matter. Both of us are enough. Remember, we used to say that us against the world”

“Yeah, I have grown up from then”

Ring, ring

“Wait a second, Pete, my son's school is calling”

“What 1000 dollars. But I don't have so much money. But…..”

“These public schools are in shitty shape yet their demand are never ending. Damn it. My kid loves to play baseball. Damn it. What's the gig, you're saying, Pete?”

………………………………………………………………………….

Three months later-

“What's your name?”

“Eduardo Vestarogoi, ma'am. Call me Eddie”

“Don't call me, ma'am. My name is Ashley”

“Ashley is a lovely name”

“Thanks Eddie. My grandma gave it. I have not seen you before. Did you join recently?”

“Just few months. You stay at fifth floor, isn't it?”

“You know?!”

“I have seen you in the balcony enjoying the sun”

“Oh(chuckle)”

…………………………………………………………………….

A few days later one night-

A car stopped infront of the building. Ashely was with an older drunk gentleman. She was struggling to keep him straight.

“Ashley, need any help?”

“Eddie, can you please hold him? We have to take him to my apartment”

“It will be my honour”

“Oh! Eddie, Eddie. Such a sweetheart”

After putting the old fart onto the big cot…..

“I love him. But he can't divorce his wife. But she doesn't love him. She has mental issues”

“Sorry, to hear that. But you are such an attractive beautiful lady!! What are you doing with this old fart?”

“He gives me a hefty payment every month which more than I could have ever earned in any law firm plus I have learnt to love the old fool”

“Come on, Ashley. You don't love this old fart. You deserve better than this. You have a law degree!??”

“Yeah and you know better??? You don't know anything about me so don't pretend otherwise. Yes, I have a law degree. Why? Do I look like a bimbo?”

“I am sorry, Ashley, I didn't mean to overstep my bounds. I am sorry”

“It's okay. I got emotional. I have a bad temper. You can go now. I have to sleep”

………………………………………………………………………

Few months later-

One night-

I was roaming around the fifth floor collecting the garbage disposal. Suddenly……..

“You don't love me. You will find another young girl and you will leave me (crying sound)”

“Come on, honey, don't be like that. I am too tired for this shit. I have handled so much shit all day. Please little peace and quiet I want. Is that too much to ask?”

“Who is this girl in that club with you then?”

“Where did you get that picture? Are you stalking me?”

“I want more money”

“You are not getting a shit anymore, bitch”

(Sounds of fighting)

(Ashley's voice, she is crying)

I couldn't hold myself anymore. I kicked the door open and saw Ashley was one corner crying and old guy was holding a belt.

“Who the fuck are you? Where did you get such audacity to burge in? I am calling the police”

Suddenly, Ashley attacked the old man from behind with a steel flower vase and smashed into his head. Old man was floored. And unconscious. Blood was coming out of his head.

I checked his pulse. There was nothing.

“Oh my god. Is he dead? Oh my god!!! I killed him”

“Shut up, Ashley. Don't make any sound. Let me close the door first”

“Is he dead, Eddie?”

“Yes. I am afraid. Why did you attack him from the behind?”

“Look at my wounds”

“Oh my god. Ashley. He is beating you. But those are old wound. He is beating you for a long time. Why didn't you say anything? Let's call the police”

“No. Please don't. I am illegal. Plus I have crime records. Drugs related. They are going to send me away”

“Okay. Don't panic. Ashley. Let me handle this. You should clean yourself up. Let me clean up the dead body and blood”

“Oh my god. I have killed him”

“Ashley. Go change. I am handling it. You will be okay”

I was thinking about calling Bob but I was thinking whether it would be good idea to involve him or not since he had his own problems.

I saw the reflection mirror of bathrom door of Ashley taking her clothes off one by one. She is so gorgeous. I was stunned.

She looked at me and I was completely taken aback. She smiled at me mischievously. I didn't know what to do and I said, “I had this friend. He can help. Let me call him”

“Are are sure Eddie? Is it wise to involve other people?”

“Don't worry about it, Ashley. I know him for a long time. He can help”

Bob came as soon as he could.

“How did this happen? You know what don't tell me. Let's wrap the body in those bed sheets. How many do you have? Let's have all of them. Pete, go and open the van”

I went to do that.

“So you know him long time?”

“Yes, ma'am”

“I thought his name is Eddie”

“Oh! I am sorry. I call him Pete. He is Eddie”

“Really!!? You guys don't seem to bother by this incident. It almost as if you guys have some experience”

“What did Eddie tell you?”

“I don't really know him”

“Then it is better that way, ma'am”

“That bad, huh?”

“Worse”

…………..…………………………………………………………..

Next night-

“Eddie, I have found this suitcase full of money. Take this. Thank you so much. You are a real friend”

She kissed me.

“Ashley, you would need this money”

“Nope. I have some money in my bank account. Use this money. I have to elope”

“I will miss you, Ashley”

“I know Eddie, me too. Had we meet in different circumstances, you never know”

We kissed again.

She got on a cab and went towards airport.

I later gave the money to Bob. He was so happy.

……………………………………………………………………..

Few months later-

I was sleeping in my bed thinking what could have been with Ashley.

Suddenly, police came breaking my door. They didn't give me any chance to respond. Jumped on me and took me to station.

Rest of the month went away very quickly.

I got away as circumstantial evidence wasn't enough to execute me for the murder of Mr Black (The old fart).

I later found out from TV- Mr Black was poisoned for a long time by Ashley or whatever her name was. Police didn't find her anywhere. She managed to sign the will to her name by using various druggs on Mr Black. That old fart was manipulated by her beauty like me. She was planning this for a long time. That hot argument that I heard that day infront of her apartment was all taped somehow by that bitch (Ashely). Mr Black was holding the belt because he was managed to rescue himself that day. Those wounds on Ashley because of the kinky sexual activities between them. Police found me due to that suitcase which had tracking chip as it was Mr Black's official suitcase. Bitch planned it so that police capture me. Thank God I gave the money to Bob without any suitcase otherwise they would be behind bar as well. I was just a pawn in her long game, she probably thought everything after seeing me.

My inmate said to me after seeing everything from TV, “Sorry, mate, you got involved in Thieves of Riches”

I couldn't say anything.

Total silence.

THE END.

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