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Where are you now? Who lies beneath your spell tonight?
Whom else from rapture’s road will you expel tonight?

Those “Fabrics of Cashmere—” “to make Me beautiful—”
“Trinket”— to gem– “Me to adorn– How– tell”— tonight?

I beg for haven: Prisons, let open your gates–
A refugee from Belief seeks a cell tonight.

God’s vintage loneliness has turned to vinegar–
All the archangels– their wings frozen– fell tonight.

Lord, cried out the idols, Don’t let us be broken
Only we can convert the infidel tonight.

Mughal ceilings, let your mirrored convexities
multiply me at once under your spell tonight.

He’s freed some fire from ice in pity for Heaven.
He’s left open– for God– the doors of Hell tonight.

In the heart’s veined temple, all statues have been smashed
No priest in saffron’s left to toll its knell tonight

God, limit these punishments, there’s still Judgment Day–
I’m a mere sinner, I’m no infidel tonight.

Executioners near the woman at the window.
Damn you, Elijah, I’ll bless Jezebel tonight.

The hunt is over, and I hear the Call to Prayer
fade into that of the wounded gazelle tonight.

My rivals for your love– you’ve invited them all?
This is mere insult, this is no farewell tonight.

And I, Shahid, only am escaped to tell thee–
God sobs in my arms. Call me Ishmaeltonight.

—Agha Shahid Ali

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***But what if I die tonight?***

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***But what if I die tonight?***

She's not in a good mood today. To be fair, neither am I. Those little cute fights have turned ugly recently. I still love her, but today a little less than last night. Today I won't tell her how much she means to me. She'll have to wait for another night to hear that.

But what if I die tonight?

I hate my brother!
It's not as much of hate as it is intense dislike though. He takes my clothes, my bike and practically all my stuff without asking once. Why can't I have a loving sibling for once like normal people? Why does he have to be annoying as hell? Yes that's it. I'll never talk to him again. Atleast not until he apologizes for being a jerk all the time.

But what if I die tonight?

Mom just doesn't understand! Why do parents turn so clingy when you grow up? Like give me one day alone, all by myself. Get hold of the continuous bugging and worrying every single night. I'm not a kid anymore. I know who I am and what I want and it's high time she gets that. So no, I won't have dinner tonight. I won't stay at home and ask her if her headache is gone yet. Not tonight. No, not tonight.

But what if I die tonight?

The moon is a little brighter tonight. Probably because the sky is a little clearer than yesterday or maybe because I haven't looked up above in a long time. But there's no hurry, is there? I'll lay down and count the stars some other night. I have errands to run and the sky isn't going anywhere.

But what if I die tonight?

What's the point of writing all this down anyway? No one's going to read it. There's like one person who gives a shit. A single person, if I'm lucky, who'll stick my words like a bandage on their wounds, the same sized wounds that I have. One life at most, a little better, a little happier. And yes they can wait, for the world's not going to end tonight.

But what if I die tonight?

[© Amaan]

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love sms status messages Tonight 
I sit, gazing at the skies
Waiting for the stars,
Shining from Mars
I sit, watching like a spy
And like an old wise,
considering the times
Tonight  #NojotoQuote

#Tonight #starry_night_for_the_wise

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Let's get lost,
Away from the society,
Somewhere in the clouds with birds
Above the planes and copters.
Going directly towards heaven
and residing a proof of our love to god,
Then coming towards the earth with rain,
Taking the hold of air
and giving water to some cardamom plants,
We'll take a nap in there,
Then we'll go to the roots watering plant in loops,
We'll then reach to the fruit via routes through stem,
And,be the seed of cardamom,
And,then becoming a spice,
Going to someone's tea,
Or giving a sweet flavour to someone's life,
We'll surely be taken by someone in mouth just before the kiss,
Or,maybe be served for a flavour,
And,then we'll become symbol of love and eternity,
Let's just get lost tonight.
Let's get lost tonight,
Somewhere in the sand,
Below 2-3 layers of water,
We'll play with the fishes,
We'll move from one place to another,
& then move towards a bank of river,
Where we'll be taken by a potter,
& he'll make an effigy of god from us,
We'll be taken to a temple somewhere,
& we'll get worshipped there,
Giving a hope to helpless,
&then we'll become a symbol of purity.
Let's just get lost tonight,
In ourselves,
Just you and me.....

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Some said, I was strong
But, I wasn't strong enough to hold my tears
Some said I was weak
But, I wasn't weak enough to cut my wrist.
Some of you may ask why the tears
Then let me tell you a story about me and my fears.
Some people are afraid of going bankrupt
Others are afraid of dogs and heights
But, me
I'm afraid of happiness.
Because I know what happiness means
It is the darkest of all the evils I've seen.
Happiness is the deadliest of all drugs
The demon I think we all should fear.
It comes disguised in white divine light
Making you addicted to the ecstasy.
And one day suddenly,
When you need a dose
It slowly walks out without making a noise.
And then it dawns on you, that happiness is not what you want
It is the only thing you need
Making you bend down right to your knees.
You will shout and cry and cry and cry
But, she will not return
You will die and die and die and die
Till the pain of withdrawal becomes bearable
And right when you know you've learnt to hide
The devil will find you to hit you in your chest one more time.
This time the happiness will wear a different colour
Making you confused about your greatest fear.
It will deceive you in your heart and your soul
Your brain shouting for you to say no.
But, you will get drunk again tonight
Because the temptation won't let the voices hear.
And once again, the bottles will run dry
Letting the jolly memories burn you alive.
The days will turn into nightmares
And the nights won't let you sleep.
You will wish for a person to hug you tight
Trying to cover the big wide hole in your wounded chest
But, at that moment no one will be there to add happy chorus to your sad song
Making you feel all alone.
Slowly you will accept what you've denied
Depression will slowly let it's teeth sink
With loneliness filled in your eyes.
You will greet good bye to the sunlight and say hello to the dark skies
Wishing for someone to save you from yourself tonight
But, no person or religion would be your liberator
Afterall, you've lost the will to walk along.
You will let the darkness grow
And one fine day stand in the middle of the road.
You will wait for the cars to hit you one single time
Leaving everything behind.
And that is when you'll realise what happiness did to you
It's addiction has destroyed your will to live through.
And this my friends is my story
Repeating itself in many, with pure glory.
Some of us survive, some of us don't
Fighting like the knights in the deadly war.

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