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"Thought For The Day जिंदगी में अपनेपन का    पौधा लगाने से  पहले जमीन परख लेना    हर एक मिट्टी की  फितरत में वफा नहीं होती..  16 8 0   W3Mirchi Team Shayari, Slogans, Jokes, Quotes & Funny Images  Aaj ka suvichar images  24.9k Views 9 mnths ago Image Of The DayAaj Ka SuvicharThought For The DayWhatsapp Quotes 6 0 0  Page 6   W3Mirchi Team Shayari, Slogans, Jokes, Quotes & Funny Images  Aaj ka suvichar images  22.3k Views 10 mnths ago Whatsapp QuotesFacebook QuotesThought For The DayAaj Ka Suvichar 4 0 0   W3Mirchi Team Shayari, Slogans, Jokes, Quotes & Funny Images  Dr. A P J Abdul Kalam Thoughts  35.6k Views 10 mnths ago Dr A P J Abdul Kalam Quotes And SayingsAaj Ka SuvicharThought For The DayFacebook QuotesQuotes And Sayings 10 0 0   W3Mirchi Team Shayari, Slogans, Jokes, Quotes & Funny Images  Aaj ka suvichar images  29.3k Views 10 mnths ago Good Morning QuotesWhatsapp QuotesFacebook QuotesAaj Ka SuvicharThought For The Day 11 0 0   W3Mirchi Team Shayari, Slogans, Jokes, Quotes & Funny Images  Girls Quotes images  10.2k Views 10 mnths ago Quotes In HindiGood Morning QuotesFacebook QuotesThought For The Day 1 0 0   W3Mirchi Team Shayari, Slogans, Jokes, Quotes & Funny Images  Radha Krishna images  65.2k Views 10 mnths ago Facebook ImageWhatsapp DpGood Morning Shayari, गुड मॉर्निंग शायरीGood Morning 14 9 0   W3Mirchi Team Shayari, Slogans, Jokes, Quotes & Funny Images  Aaj ka suvichar images  38.6k Views 10 mnths ago Quotes In HindiWhatsapp StatusGood Morning QuotesFacebook StatusNew QuotesAaj Ka SuvicharThought For The Day 18 2 0  Page 7   W3Mirchi Team Shayari, Slogans, Jokes, Quotes & Funny Images  Aaj ka suvichar in hindi क्रोध हवा का वह झोंका है  जो बुद्धि के दीपक को बुझा देता है  रिश्ते चाहे कितने ही बुरे हो उन्हें   तोड़ना मत क्योंकि पानी चाहे  कतना भी गंदा हो अगर  प्यास नहीं बुझा सकता  पर आग तो बुझा सकता है             19.9k Views 10 mnths ago Quotes In HindiWhatsapp QuotesThought For The DayAaj Ka Suvichar 10 1 0   W3Mirchi Team Shayari, Slogans, Jokes, Quotes & Funny Images  Aaj ka suvichar images  24.9k Views 10 mnths ago Good MorningFacebook QuotesAaj Ka SuvicharThought For The DayGood Morning QuotesNew Quotes 11 1 0   W3Mirchi Team Shayari, Slogans, Jokes, Quotes & Funny Images  Good night images  63.3k Views 10 mnths ago Quotes In HindiWhatsapp PhotosFacebook ImageFacebook ShayariNew Shaya"

Thought For The Day

जिंदगी में अपनेपन का

   पौधा लगाने से

 पहले जमीन परख लेना 

  हर एक मिट्टी की 

फितरत में वफा नहीं होती.. 

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Aaj ka suvichar in hindi

क्रोध हवा का वह झोंका है 

जो बुद्धि के दीपक को बुझा देता है

 रिश्ते चाहे कितने ही बुरे हो उन्हें 

 तोड़ना मत क्योंकि पानी चाहे

 कतना भी गंदा हो अगर

 प्यास नहीं बुझा सकता 

पर आग तो बुझा सकता है

           

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GORAKHPUR city of bad boys

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"In this hypocritic world .. Where men cracking jokes are sarcastic.. But women laughing on that jokes are the next topics of jokes.. Where men abusing another one are the "eptiome" of strenght and power... But women standing for themselves given the tag of fake feminism nd with no manners... Where guys posing with bare bodies flaunting their biceps nd abbs are heroes .. But the lenghth of skirts of women defines the lenghth of her character ... Where men passing commnts on women passingby are okay just bcoz it has been their for ages nd some of the moreons can't be changed in any society ...!! But words utter by any women in public for the change is imposed a tag of modern churlish and boorish aatitued lady ... So,changes should be brought within ouselves no one is asking to let women abuse ,crack vulgar jokes and fight with anyones in horde of feminism but to give equality of not judging on the terms on which guys are not judged!! _ps"

In this hypocritic world ..
Where men cracking jokes are sarcastic..
But women laughing on that jokes are the next topics of jokes..
Where men abusing another one are the "eptiome" of strenght and power...
But women standing for themselves given the tag of fake feminism nd with no manners...
Where guys posing with bare bodies flaunting their biceps nd abbs are heroes ..
But the lenghth of skirts of women defines the lenghth of her character ...
Where men passing commnts on women passingby are okay just bcoz it has been their for ages nd some of the moreons can't be changed in any society ...!!
But words utter by any women in public for the change is imposed a tag of modern churlish and boorish aatitued lady ...
So,changes should be brought within ouselves no one is asking to let women abuse ,crack vulgar jokes and fight with anyones in horde of feminism but to give equality of not judging on the terms on which guys are not judged!!
                           _ps

somechanges are necessary!!

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What the fuck is dark humour???

A dark humour joke is a joke which directly harms a society , a colour , or a race. It may directly or indirectly trigger racial discrimination. It is never supposed to be cracked in public. You don't want to get beaten up after all. Or worse could happen. Dark humour jokes are cracked to harm directly or indirectly the person in front of you or a third person.

A dark humoured joke for example :

What is the difference between a black guy and a pizza ?

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"दों औरतें बातें कर रही थी, क्या करें कुछ समझ मे नही आता मंगलसूत्र पहनो तो "चोरों" की नजर .....न पहनो तो "छोरों" की नजर || 😍😍😍😂"

दों औरतें बातें कर रही थी,
क्या करें कुछ समझ मे नही आता
मंगलसूत्र पहनो तो "चोरों" की नजर
.....न पहनो तो "छोरों" की नजर ||
😍😍😍😂

Hindi jokes haryanvi jokes #औरतें #मंगलसूत्र #छोरों #jokes #funnyjokes

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"कोई बताएगा फिल्मों में इस्तेमाल होने वाले तकिए (pillow) कहाँ मिलते हैं ? जिससे लड़ते लड़ते hero heroine उसके परखच्चे उड़ा देते है ? एक हमारे घर का तकिया है , आज मम्मी ने फेंकर मारा तो मैं दो मिन्ट के लिए कोमा में चला गया था 😂😂😂😆😆😆"

कोई बताएगा फिल्मों में इस्तेमाल होने वाले तकिए (pillow) कहाँ मिलते हैं ? जिससे लड़ते लड़ते hero heroine उसके परखच्चे उड़ा देते है ?
एक हमारे घर का तकिया है , आज मम्मी ने फेंकर मारा तो मैं दो मिन्ट के लिए कोमा में चला गया था 😂😂😂😆😆😆

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jagah,best jokes, ever jokes
@Vallika Poet @Balveer Dilbag

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"Thought For The Day जिंदगी में अपनेपन का    पौधा लगाने से  पहले जमीन परख लेना    हर एक मिट्टी की  फितरत में वफा नहीं होती..  16 8 0   W3Mirchi Team Shayari, Slogans, Jokes, Quotes & Funny Images  Aaj ka suvichar images  24.9k Views 9 mnths ago Image Of The DayAaj Ka SuvicharThought For The DayWhatsapp Quotes 6 0 0  Page 6   W3Mirchi Team Shayari, Slogans, Jokes, Quotes & Funny Images  Aaj ka suvichar images  22.3k Views 10 mnths ago Whatsapp QuotesFacebook QuotesThought For The DayAaj Ka Suvichar 4 0 0   W3Mirchi Team Shayari, Slogans, Jokes, Quotes & Funny Images  Dr. A P J Abdul Kalam Thoughts  35.6k Views 10 mnths ago Dr A P J Abdul Kalam Quotes And SayingsAaj Ka SuvicharThought For The DayFacebook QuotesQuotes And Sayings 10 0 0   W3Mirchi Team Shayari, Slogans, Jokes, Quotes & Funny Images  Aaj ka suvichar images  29.3k Views 10 mnths ago Good Morning QuotesWhatsapp QuotesFacebook QuotesAaj Ka SuvicharThought For The Day 11 0 0   W3Mirchi Team Shayari, Slogans, Jokes, Quotes & Funny Images  Girls Quotes images  10.2k Views 10 mnths ago Quotes In HindiGood Morning QuotesFacebook QuotesThought For The Day 1 0 0   W3Mirchi Team Shayari, Slogans, Jokes, Quotes & Funny Images  Radha Krishna images  65.2k Views 10 mnths ago Facebook ImageWhatsapp DpGood Morning Shayari, गुड मॉर्निंग शायरीGood Morning 14 9 0   W3Mirchi Team Shayari, Slogans, Jokes, Quotes & Funny Images  Aaj ka suvichar images  38.6k Views 10 mnths ago Quotes In HindiWhatsapp StatusGood Morning QuotesFacebook StatusNew QuotesAaj Ka SuvicharThought For The Day 18 2 0  Page 7   W3Mirchi Team Shayari, Slogans, Jokes, Quotes & Funny Images  Aaj ka suvichar in hindi क्रोध हवा का वह झोंका है  जो बुद्धि के दीपक को बुझा देता है  रिश्ते चाहे कितने ही बुरे हो उन्हें   तोड़ना मत क्योंकि पानी चाहे  कतना भी गंदा हो अगर  प्यास नहीं बुझा सकता  पर आग तो बुझा सकता है             19.9k Views 10 mnths ago Quotes In HindiWhatsapp QuotesThought For The DayAaj Ka Suvichar 10 1 0   W3Mirchi Team Shayari, Slogans, Jokes, Quotes & Funny Images  Aaj ka suvichar images  24.9k Views 10 mnths ago Good MorningFacebook QuotesAaj Ka SuvicharThought For The DayGood Morning QuotesNew Quotes 11 1 0   W3Mirchi Team Shayari, Slogans, Jokes, Quotes & Funny Images  Good night images  63.3k Views 10 mnths ago Quotes In HindiWhatsapp PhotosFacebook ImageFacebook ShayariNew Shaya"

Thought For The Day

जिंदगी में अपनेपन का

   पौधा लगाने से

 पहले जमीन परख लेना 

  हर एक मिट्टी की 

फितरत में वफा नहीं होती.. 

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क्रोध हवा का वह झोंका है 

जो बुद्धि के दीपक को बुझा देता है

 रिश्ते चाहे कितने ही बुरे हो उन्हें 

 तोड़ना मत क्योंकि पानी चाहे

 कतना भी गंदा हो अगर

 प्यास नहीं बुझा सकता 

पर आग तो बुझा सकता है

           

19.9k Views

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GORAKHPUR city of bad boys

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"In this hypocritic world .. Where men cracking jokes are sarcastic.. But women laughing on that jokes are the next topics of jokes.. Where men abusing another one are the "eptiome" of strenght and power... But women standing for themselves given the tag of fake feminism nd with no manners... Where guys posing with bare bodies flaunting their biceps nd abbs are heroes .. But the lenghth of skirts of women defines the lenghth of her character ... Where men passing commnts on women passingby are okay just bcoz it has been their for ages nd some of the moreons can't be changed in any society ...!! But words utter by any women in public for the change is imposed a tag of modern churlish and boorish aatitued lady ... So,changes should be brought within ouselves no one is asking to let women abuse ,crack vulgar jokes and fight with anyones in horde of feminism but to give equality of not judging on the terms on which guys are not judged!! _ps"

In this hypocritic world ..
Where men cracking jokes are sarcastic..
But women laughing on that jokes are the next topics of jokes..
Where men abusing another one are the "eptiome" of strenght and power...
But women standing for themselves given the tag of fake feminism nd with no manners...
Where guys posing with bare bodies flaunting their biceps nd abbs are heroes ..
But the lenghth of skirts of women defines the lenghth of her character ...
Where men passing commnts on women passingby are okay just bcoz it has been their for ages nd some of the moreons can't be changed in any society ...!!
But words utter by any women in public for the change is imposed a tag of modern churlish and boorish aatitued lady ...
So,changes should be brought within ouselves no one is asking to let women abuse ,crack vulgar jokes and fight with anyones in horde of feminism but to give equality of not judging on the terms on which guys are not judged!!
                           _ps

somechanges are necessary!!

5 Love

What the fuck is dark humour???

A dark humour joke is a joke which directly harms a society , a colour , or a race. It may directly or indirectly trigger racial discrimination. It is never supposed to be cracked in public. You don't want to get beaten up after all. Or worse could happen. Dark humour jokes are cracked to harm directly or indirectly the person in front of you or a third person.

A dark humoured joke for example :

What is the difference between a black guy and a pizza ?

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"दों औरतें बातें कर रही थी, क्या करें कुछ समझ मे नही आता मंगलसूत्र पहनो तो "चोरों" की नजर .....न पहनो तो "छोरों" की नजर || 😍😍😍😂"

दों औरतें बातें कर रही थी,
क्या करें कुछ समझ मे नही आता
मंगलसूत्र पहनो तो "चोरों" की नजर
.....न पहनो तो "छोरों" की नजर ||
😍😍😍😂

Hindi jokes haryanvi jokes #औरतें #मंगलसूत्र #छोरों #jokes #funnyjokes

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"कोई बताएगा फिल्मों में इस्तेमाल होने वाले तकिए (pillow) कहाँ मिलते हैं ? जिससे लड़ते लड़ते hero heroine उसके परखच्चे उड़ा देते है ? एक हमारे घर का तकिया है , आज मम्मी ने फेंकर मारा तो मैं दो मिन्ट के लिए कोमा में चला गया था 😂😂😂😆😆😆"

कोई बताएगा फिल्मों में इस्तेमाल होने वाले तकिए (pillow) कहाँ मिलते हैं ? जिससे लड़ते लड़ते hero heroine उसके परखच्चे उड़ा देते है ?
एक हमारे घर का तकिया है , आज मम्मी ने फेंकर मारा तो मैं दो मिन्ट के लिए कोमा में चला गया था 😂😂😂😆😆😆

jokes
jagah,best jokes, ever jokes
@Vallika Poet @Balveer Dilbag

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