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What is Success?

*At the age of 4 years ...* *Success is.*
That you do not urinate in your pants,

*At the age of 8 years ...* *Success is..*
To know the way back home.

*At the age of 12 years,* *success is..*
To have friends.

*At the age of 18 years,* *success is.*
To get a driver's license.

*At the age of 23 years,* *success is.*
To graduate from a university.

*At the age of 25 years,* *success is.*
To get an earning.

*At the age of 30 years,* *success is.*
To be a family Man.

*At the age of 35 years,* *success is.*
To make money.

*At the age of 45 years,* *success is.*
To maintain the appearance of a young man.

*At the age of 50 years,* *success is.*
To provide good education for your children.

*At the age of 55 years,* *success is.*
To still be able to perform your duties well.

*At the age of 60 years,* *success.*
To still be able to keep driving license.

*At the age of 65 years,* *success is.*
To live without disease.

*At the age of 70 years,* *success is.*
To not be a burden on any one.

*At the age of 75 years,* *success is.*
To have old friends.

*At the age of 81 years,* *success is.*
To know the way back home.

*At the age of 86 years,* *success is.*
That not to urinate in your pants again.
One of the best messages I have ever read.
Life is a cycle..

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In India it's not an age...
It's the time a boy need to realise that yes he is getting old nd has to take responsibility..
It's the time wer many of ur female friend are getting married nd at the same time male friends are ready with new life with new jobs or venture..,
It's an age wer everyone give you advice about what u can do in your life or you should do something u r best in..,
It's an age wer a many of young boys went into depression whereas many are getting brighter close to stars..,
It's an age where you have to be tuf and face the world and tell them...Fuck up with your advices..,nd let me do what I can do best..!!
Because in India der are many who can tease you or blame u for ur situation..,but no one can hold u and say do this because u want to this..!!
#story_of_most_of_guys_like_me #NojotoQuote

#dont_know_where_life_is_going
#depressed
#Age@24
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If bollywood had honest slogans with each movies then what would they be?

This question was asked to me Quora which is a social media app for asking questions and getting answers

Read the answer below #NojotoQuote

Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Ghaam - I wish my family is cool but unfortunately I live in India so I have to be happy making movie such as this

Partner - I want to have western free life style but couldn't in India so I have to be satisfied by copying Hollywood with CBFC flavour

Oh My God - I want to make good movie but failed to be completely unbiased

PK- I want to show everyone how alien also can be biased and selective and have minority appeasement mentality and people blame politicians!

Bajirao Mastani - Why not say it's parallel universe and country isn't India, idiot :D

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai - Coming of age movie to show that Girls get friendzoned too but unable utter the word sex or turned on

Baghban - How cool can be adoption and family drama!

Dilwale - Another old SRK's innocent love attempt

DDLJ - This is how it happens in India. Wait! India is too conservative and boring for that

Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam - I so wish this happens in my family. I need such romance. Wait! This is India. So guy that parents chose, should be winner in the end

Baaghi - Tom Yum Goong+ Enter the dragon copy with expressionless very impressively fit Tiger

Karan Arjun - Ma, Ma, Ma, perfect example of Indian movie

Drisyaam - Oh! I so wish my conservative Indian middle class parents are so open minded. Wait! That's why I made the movie. Wait! That's why the villain is that young horny guy.

Bachna Ae Haseeno - I am considered nice guy so let me be a badass playboy. Wait! Nice guy playboy is enough badass for India which is why my name is Ranbir Kapoor

The Dirty Picture - Perfect example of how Indian people don't have any fitness culture hence had to satisfy themselves with unfit masking as carvy. So a realistic movie

Half Girlfriend - Perfect example of how lack sexual freedom drove horny Indian people to legitimise stalking

Devdas - Crying competition

Badlapur - Villain is a bad guy. Hero became badguy to take revenge. Wait! It's a dark movie so let's lecture the good guy turned bad guy. Wait! I am confused! Is this even a dark movie or snowflake legitimatizing?

Ram Leela - I think love is synonym with Romeo and Juliet. Oh! Let's show everyone that I have read that by making an Indian version of it. I don't know why some people are calling me 'Innocent Indian'. Fuck them.

Rajneeti - I so wish I could show the real politics of Indian National Congress party. Wait! CBFC and political pressure won't let me make it. So let's make another CBFC flavoured political drama that is neither here nor there

Bajrangi Bhaijaan - I believe my movie will show the real picture of Pakistan. Wait! This is going to be liked by Pakistani audience. Good business deal. I am so clever

Dhoom 3 - I want to make Hollywood action movie. But I can't. CBFC excuse isn't working either

Neerja - Sonam Kapoor - Look, I can act. So stop saying that I can't and I will still say stupid stuff.

Mohenjo Daro - I want to make a good Hollywood like period movie. But I can't. CBFC excuse isn't working either

Student Of The Year - I so wish my India is like that. But it isn't. So let me be satisfied by making a movie on that. Oh! I am so frustrated

Rab Ne Banadi Jodi - Learn, middle class, learn, how to make love

Ishaqzade - After picture of Arjun Kapoor's before fat and after fat advertisement

Kedarnath - Bakhibad plus disaster movie. I am genius

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Whoa Whoa what an amazing acting by Ranbir Kapoor, so happy for his Superhit comeback. And Gosh Dia Mirza for Manyata lol what a Fairytale casting also even though I'm a Paresh Rawal fan but sorry to say he didn't fit a bit as Sunil Dutt, puttar in a Gujarati accent was just too much.. Over the top direction, had to be, it was a Raju Hirani.. 
Anyways I'm no one to comment on whether the facts portrayed in the movie have not tampered the reality but well whatever this movie is more of Rabir Kapoor for me than a  Sanjay Dutt Biopic.. Truly a Blockbuster though, a once in a millennium entertainer.. 
And Yes the movie is an excellent learning curve about how to deal, cope and fight with situations in life and a dialogue of the movie that shall linger on in my mind for long is.. 
"हाथ की लकीरें भी कितनी अजीब है... कम्बख्त मुट्ठी में हैं लेकिन काबू में नहीं...!!"

Sanju a movie to watch for Ranbir's mind blowing acting... #Sanju #MovieReview

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The secret of staying young is to lie about your age........ ??? 

For 25 years I kept fighting with my friends saying that in age I am elder to them, But when I crossed the age of 25, I began to fight saying that am still young and younger to them.

Surprisingly after crossing 25 years of age it took 15 years for me to say that I have crossed 30 years.

 

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