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                           My Twitter Crush Crushed Me Overnight!


I know, my right eye was winking all day long, something good was about to happen. I got your "NINE" words reply.


I remembered an old Bollywood Dialogue "Ladki Hasi To Phasi" (She fell for you, if she smiles) 


                              

Exactly four days ago, I found her account on Twitter, opened it, saw her profile picture. She was damn cute, I fell in love at that very moment. I just kept looking at her. I tried to figure it out if she is real or just another lame fake account. She had added her Instagram account and Facebook Id. I opened both, she was real who was more beautiful in other pictures posted o Instagram. I came back to twitter, liked her each and every post and followed her, She followed me back within an hour. I found some kind of positive vibes in me that I managed to message her "HI!"


But sadly, my bad luck. I didn't get back her reply for three consecutive days. I used to check my message box everyday but nothing.  It was probably 9:30 in the evening. I dared again to message her second time, I texted " Am I getting the reply or not?"


I know it was harsh, nevertheless, I did it, I sent it and I could not do anything. 


In about 9:43, sane night a pop-up came in my message box. She had replied. I got what I wanted, I was on cloud nine, I was never happy like that moment. That was just amazing feeling, may be that was love, may be that was the addiction of FEELING-OF-LOVE.


She:  NO!


Our slow conversation began, the extravagance of one-sided love story began on The Twitter Chat Box. 


Me: NO! You replied, right? It's YES, I guess?


She: Yep!


Me: I think the internet is not working properly because I am only receiving one word reply.


She: I am only sending you a single word reply.


Me: I know, my right eye was winking all day long, something good was about to happen. I got your "NINE" words reply.


She: Ha ha. So funny. 😊😊😊

        She too added those laughing emoji with the text. I remembered an old Bollywood Dialogue "Ladki Hasi To Phasi" (She fell for you, if she smiles)


Me: Keep smiling, well for health, and you looks beautiful when you smile.


She: Really! Do we know each other? I may not be one who you think.


Me: NO, we don't know each other. But we can and my heart is seriously saying, you are definitely the one who I think.


She: Confident! I appreciate. 


Me: Thank you! Pretty lady, now I think, I can die with satisfaction hearing your sweet appreciation and may even reach Heaven.

   (I know Filmy dialogue always works to flirt girls.)


She: Do you say this to all girls or am I the special fool who is talking overnight with unknown guy?


Me: You are special but not fool. You are just special.


She: You probably had many exes, which was the best? 


Me: Triple X!!


She: Bad joke!!!! 😠😠😠😠😠


Me: You got it? I thought you are decent girl.


She: Don't question upon my innocence. I am decent. Change the topic or I will.


Me: Good morning! It's already 1 in the morning.


She: How can I talk to you so long?


Me: God knows. Sorry typing mistake, I am an atheist.


Me: Again bad joke. Change the topic.


    (I sent her two pictures, one of eyes and another of lips, definitely not mine)


She: So beautiful, whose are those, your ex?


Me: Your! Check the mirror. By the way, never had ex, but could be future.


She: So cheap? How did you get all my pictures?


Me: Instagram!


She: Oh boy! Don’t be so fast. How dare you to crop my eyes and lips?


Me: I just wanna die in your eyes and _ _ _ _ those lips.


She: What, Why you all guys are so obsessed with......?


Me: I just forgot to fill those gaps, it was for FOREVER SEE SMILE IN those lips. What you thought? Oh girl! Don’t be so fast. 


She: That sounds beautiful. I think I kinda like you! But remember just like.


Me: That's enough.


I heard a strange noise, something like beep-beep increasing volume itself.

I texted her, “I am hearing something strange noise."

She replied " Really, me too. I can even hear someone screaming your name."


It was my mother, she was screaming "Hey, wake up! It’s already 5 in the morning and today is your Chemistry board exam."


I was like "what" I opened my eyes, I was dreaming. Was that the dream? SHIT! SHIT! 


I opened Twitter, the message box was empty, I just saw my last message to her," One gentlemen once said, If a girl don’t reply the second time, be a man and don't text her third time. Am I getting the reply or not?"


Instantly, I opened her account and blocked her.

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#Nojoto #ShortStory



Short Story : Value of talent at nojoto

Scene 1

Raj was working in the office and suddenly required some date from Eshant who was on leave for some function , Raj called Eshant and requested to send him some work related email but Eshant was in hurry and mistakenly he end up sending his file where some of his beautiful poetries were written .
Scene 2

Raj opens up the whil and realized this not something he was looking for but as soon as he reads the first line of that word document which looks very interesting to him he reads the complete document where 4-5 amazing poetries of Eshant were written . Raj simply send this file to some of his colleagues every one gets shocked to know that Eshant is too good in poetry but they never realized this ever before .

Scene 3 : Eshant comes to the office next day , very first thing happens to eshant that raj calls him in his cabin , Eshant thought this would be something releted to work only ,

Raj : hey eshant how was your leaves
Eshant : Sir , Very good we enjoyed lot
Raj : Last night I asked you for some file can you check and tell me which one you sent because I thing you dint checked post sending it
Eshant : Yes sir I dint opened the laptop yet but I will check right now
Raj : No issues
Eshant : Oh shit , Sorry sir I sent you the wrong file I am realy sorry
Raj : Its good you sent me that and I am angry because why you never told any of us about this amazing talent you are having
Eshant : Sir I write it just as an hobby I am not the professional one
Raj : But why not
Eshant : Sir I tried uploaded some videos on YouTube but got not much recognition
Raj : You know whats the problem here , Its very simple on YouTube or to any other social media site you don’t have option to select what you want to see , it shows all random top going videos andyou’re your example if you post your video your title is something which you only know and until you are not putting the correct title on search bar you wont get the video
But just assume if you have option where whenever you go to the portal you can chose your interest and see the related work and best thing all the people you see there are new , what do you think what would happen ?
Eshant : Sir it will simply increase the followers because you will get to find the same interest people
Raj : Exacly that’s I am saying
Eshant : But sir there is no such platform
Raj : Who told ? have you heard about Nojoto ?
Eshant : No sir never
Raj : OO , even I dint but my friend introduce to me this amazing app and as you know I love photography and same it was just my hobby but now post uploading my photos there on Nojoto people started recognizing me I am getting appreciated for my work
Eshant : O really sir its amazing but sir you now days no one interested in poetry
Raj : No nothing like that the friend I am talking about also started from scratch but now he is a featured artist for Nojoto
Eshant : what’s featured artist sir ?
Raj : Eshant , Nojoto keeps organizing open mics for singer storytellers and writers where you can perform and there you are being watched by live audience and post that they even post videos on YouTube channel where the same interest people who all subscribed the channel will get to watch your videos and trust me if your content is good you will become famous within a short span of time and once you are famous you are now a featured artist of Nojoto and even if you are not featured you are still being watched by lot of people on app itself and It has a huge audience there
Eshant : Great sir thanks tell me what I need to do for all that ?
Raj : Nothing much just go to play store and download Nojoto app therefore you need a onetime signup after which you can start posting you work and can follow same interest people
Eshant : Ok sir I will that right now but I also have a friend who is talented but has no play store but he is on app store ?
Raj: No worries soon Nojoto will be available on app store too but till then he can visit their website www.nojoto.com

Today Eshant is featured artist of Nojoto who left his job and now doing lot of tours of storytelling and poetry

Talent never go unnoticed at Nojoto , Hope you now believe comment if you believe the same

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Prisma: An amazing photo art app creating buzz in the market


Launched not even a week before, Prisma, an application for mobile (currently only on App
Store), is receiving great feedbacks from its users. The App describes itself
as an editor that would turn photos in to artworks using modern filters and
stunning photo effects.
App's Website:
http://prisma-ai.com/
To experience it, one just needs to upload the
picture to be edited, select the amazing filters, and have the results. The
users can also edit the intensity of the filters basis the need.

Prisma transforms your photos into artworks using the styles of famous artists like Van Gogh, Picasso, Levitan, artworks like The Scream, and as well as the world famous ornaments and patterns. A unique combination of neural networks and artificial intelligence helps you turn memorable moments into timeless art.


Some illustrated effects are as below:


Kunal Shah, Founder, Freecharge:



Dave Mclure, Founder, 500 Startups



Barrack Obama



From Twitter:

The number of people having their display pictures
customized with the help of Prisma is increasing. Prisma is a free to use App
with a close to 5 star rating and is in amongst the top trending apps on App
Store.


What other people are saying about the app:
Any product or service that makes one wanna brag about it has natural viral effect. I call it "UBP". Unique brag proposition. (Inspired by outdated USP), Prisma is bound to become huge in next 30 days.
- Kunal Shah


The problem with a product having UBP and no USP is every TDH will soon have it minimizing the dopamine release during subsequent brags because it is no more exclusive.....happened with Dubsmash as well......while UBP is a good entry into devices, teams have to find their USP as to why users should continue using it.......For snapchat, it was sexting.....Dubsmash,secret,whisper, pokemon cards etc etc etc
- Sri Ram (On FB)


USPs can be copied just as easily. You've to realise that we've come to an age where everything can be copied. What was it about FB, Instagram, Twitter and Reddit's USP that was utterly defensible? Nothing. Network effects and growth built into product made them what they are.
- Ameya (FB)


Further Read:
The Next Web
Techcrunch


Pictures - From around the world:
















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Content Distribution Tools #Notes
When you’re creating useful, actionable, epic content, everyone deserves to see it. So how do you get your hard work and effort seen by the largest audience possible?



The 3 Types of Content Distribution Channels
Before we dive into the tools, let’s start with an overview of content distribution. Essentially, when you distribute your content, you do so in three basic channels.
OwnedEarnedPaidOwned media includes the channels that belong to you, where you control the content. This can be your blog, website, email newsletter, and social media profiles.
Earned media involves others sharing your content. This can take the form of social media shares, guest posts, media coverage, and product reviews.
Paid media is the exposure you pay for, be it pay-per-click ads, display ads, social ads, or otherwise.

When viewed in a Venn diagram, you can see that these channels provide a bit of overlap with one another as content distribution can touch on many different channels for the same piece of content.


With this idea framework in mind, let’s look at some tools that help accomplish content distribution in each of the three major distribution channels: owned, earned, and paid.
The 17 Best Tools for Widespread Content Distribution

1. Buffer

We’ve found Buffer to be the simplest way to share your content to your social media channels on Twitter, Facebook, Google+, and LinkedIn. You can schedule your posts to publish at ideal times (or let Buffer decide when is best), and you can reshare older content by re-buffering straight from the app dashboard.


2. Edgar

A new tool for reposting content from your archives, Edgar helps with evergreen promotion by linking to your social channels and sharing old content at a regular drip.

3. WiseStamp

A complete, beautiful email signature that can contain the typical contact information plus a host of other social media, RSS, and content distribution tidbits. You can show your latest tweet or hook up your RSS feed to show your latest blogpost.


4. Goodbits

Create an email newsletter full of amazing links (including the content of yours you want to distribute). Goodbits lets you drag-and-drop content from a queue made up of any RSS feed you connect as well as any articles you add via the bookmarklet or browser extension. You can then customize, edit, and send to your contacts, including your MailChimp list and segments.


5. MailChimp

Speaking of email newsletters, MailChimp is one of the biggest and best (and free) ways to send email to your list of contacts. You can set up automated campaigns that deliver each new post that you write, or you can create campaigns from scratch. MailChimp offers free accounts for those with fewer than 2,000 contacts in their list.

6. SumoMe

The suite of tools offered by the SumoMe WordPress plugin helps considerably with owned media and earned media. For owned media, SumoMe offers list building tools that include a subscription scroll box, a signup bar, list popup, and incentives/giveaways widget.

In terms of earned media, SumoMe makes it easy for others to share images on your blogposts as well as the posts themselves.

7. OnePress Social Locker

This WordPress plugin allows you to lock a portion of your content behind a social share button so that the content can only be accessed once a user shares to Twitter, Facebook, or Google+.


8. Help a Reporter (HARO)

HARO lets you connect with journalists looking for a source. If you’ve got an expertise or experience in a certain area, you can sign up at HARO and a reporter could get in touch!

9. PR Newswire

Got something newsworthy to share? Consider going the press route. PR Newswire can help with distribution of news, announcements, and events to a variety of sources. If you sign up, a rep from PR Newswire will get in touch directly to authorize your account and help with any press release promotion you need.

10. List.ly

Build a list about anything—resources for your niche, articles you love, helpful tools, recommended books, etc. Grab links from around the web (including yours), and publish and share—and even embed—your list so that others can see.


11. Buzzstream

Buzzstream provides a host of services that assist with link building. You can find influencers in your niche who may want to share your content, and you can organize outreach efforts all the way from list building to measuring responses.

12. Boomerang for Gmail

Outreach to fellow bloggers and influencers may require a bit of followup. With Boomerang, you can schedule your emails and automate follow-ups.


13. Contently

Writers, authors, and journalists can create a portfolio at Contently, which can then be viewed and shared by just about anyone—readers, social media users, and even potential employers. The Contently platform helps connect content producers with those in need of content, and the service acts as a great way to distribute your own writing in one consistent place.


14. Storify

Collect content from across the web—blogposts, tweets, and more—and place it into a Storify page. We use Storify for recaps of our Bufferchats on Twitter. The service integrates all types of media from videos to articles and everything in between.

15. Outbrain

Have you ever come across a series of links at the end of an article? Would it be cool to see your content there? You can sign up for this kind of service at Outbrain, which feeds related/interesting content to pages all over the Internet.

Similar services include Disqus, Taboola, Skyword, and SimpleReach. Contently did a great breakdown of the pros and cons (and costs) of these paid channels, and Powered By Search has a list of great options, too.

16. Facebook sponsored posts

In a similar way to Facebook ads, you can pay to have your page’s posts seen by more users on the network. You can boost any post from your page and target the boost to reach a particular demographic of location, age, gender, or interest.

17. Promoted tweets

Like Facebook sponsored posts, you can get more views on your tweets by paying to promote a tweet to a larger audience. This occurs through the Twitter ads dashboard where you can compose an original tweet to promote or grab one from your stream that you’d like more people to see.

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[एन] हॉरोस्कोपो पैरा हो गया 27/02/2018

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मोहब्बत। ऐसा लगता है कि ऐसी चीजें हैं जो आपको समय तक पहुंचने और ब्रह्मांड को नामित करने के लिए बनाई गई हैं। आप आमतौर पर शाश्वत प्रेम के बारे में अपनी कल्पनाओं को माउंट करते हैं। आपका आदर्श रिश्ता दो पिशाचों की तरह होगा, जिससे आप जीवन को एक साथ रख सकते हैं और रक्त के प्रति प्रतिबद्धता प्राप्त कर सकते हैं। वास्तविक जीवन थोड़ा अलग है, अपनी कल्पनाओं को अलग रखें और आपके पास क्या अनुकूल है। क्या होगा, समाप्त हो रहा है

पैसा और काम कल के मुकाबले काम के दूसरे दिन को ले लो, लेकिन उस सुबह कम कुछ ऐसा है जो आपको करना चाहिए। आप बहुत प्रेरणादायी और सकारात्मक व्यक्ति हैं, लेकिन कुछ अवसरों पर आपको थोड़ा संपर्क की आवश्यकता है। यदि आपको कई लोगों के लिए कोई ईमेल भेजना है या एक संचार करना है, तो अपने शब्दों को मापें और ईमानदार न हों आप कुछ गलतफहमी उत्पन्न कर सकते हैं

तुम्हें आशीर्वाद देते हैं। मैं आपको गहन ठंड महसूस करने के लिए प्यार करता हूँ। यहां तक ​​कि अगर आप आग के सबसे अधिक प्रतिनिधि लक्षणों में से एक हैं, तो कम तापमान आपको बहुत ज़्यादा ज़िंदगी देते हैं आप चाहते हैं कि तूफान हमेशा के लिए खत्म हो जाएगा और यह सब कुछ इस तरह रहेगा आपके पास वर्तमान में लंगर डालने का ऐसा तरीका है जो आपको नुकसान पहुंचा सकता है। वह भविष्य में सोचता है और जो भी अच्छा है वह आप आकर्षित कर रहे हैं। आप बेहतर महसूस करेंगे
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आपने एंड्रॉइड का इस्तेमाल करने की कोशिश की है, और यह ज़ोडियाकल के कुछ लक्षण हैं, जो कि Google Play से डाउनलोड किया गया है http: // play। गूगल। com / store / apps / details? id = org faustoiocchi। राशिफल। मुक्त

Puedes आप के लिए आवेदक के बारे में पता कर सकते हैं: http: // goo gl / zp5cv
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[सी] हॉरोस्कोपो पैरा हो गया 27/02/2018

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मोहब्बत। ऐसा लगता है कि ऐसी चीजें हैं जो आपको समय तक पहुंचने और ब्रह्मांड को नामित करने के लिए बनाई गई हैं। आप आमतौर पर शाश्वत प्रेम के बारे में अपनी कल्पनाओं को माउंट करते हैं। आपका संपूर्ण रिश्ता दो पिशाचों की तरह होगा, जिससे आप जीवन को एक साथ रख सकते हैं। वास्तविक जीवन थोड़ा अलग है, अपनी कल्पनाओं को अलग रखें और आपके पास क्या अनुकूल है। क्या हो रहा है, समाप्त हो जाएगा

पैसा और काम कल के मुकाबले काम के दूसरे दिन को ले लो, लेकिन उस सुबह कम कुछ ऐसा है जो आपको करना चाहिए। आप बहुत प्रेरणादायी और सकारात्मक व्यक्ति हैं, लेकिन कुछ अवसरों पर आपको थोड़ा संपर्क की आवश्यकता है। यदि आपको कई लोगों के लिए कोई ईमेल भेजना है या एक संचार करना है, तो अपने शब्दों को मापें और ईमानदार न हों आप कुछ गलतफहमी उत्पन्न कर सकते हैं

तुम्हें आशीर्वाद देते हैं। मैं आपको गहन ठंड महसूस करने के लिए प्यार करता हूँ। यहां तक ​​कि अगर आप आग के सबसे अधिक प्रतिनिधि चिह्नों में से एक हैं, तो कम तापमान आपको बहुत सारे जीवन प्रदान करते हैं आप चाहते हैं कि तूफान हमेशा के लिए खत्म हो जाएगा और यह सब कुछ इस तरह रहेगा आपके पास वर्तमान में लंगर डालने का यह तरीका आपको नुकसान पहुंचा सकता है। वह भविष्य में सोचता है और जो भी अच्छा है वह आप आकर्षित कर रहे हैं। आप बेहतर महसूस करेंगे
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एंड्रॉइड का उपयोग करने के लिए, और यह आपके डिवाइसों को और अधिक जानकारी देता है, Google Play http://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=org.faustoiocchi.horoscope.free पर डाउनलोड करें

Pweedes के बारे में अधिक जानकारी प्राप्त करने के लिए आप http://goo.gl/Zp5Cv

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मुझे एक अच्छा अनुवादक मिला!
 https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.nyxcore.genlang

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