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Where are those children who use to make paper boats?
Have they grown up or phones have engulfed there childhood
where are those sensitive kids, who use to cry when they use to fall?
Have they grown up or now they hardly care
where are all those hardcore little lovers?
have they grown up or have diminished between right and left swipe of tinder

why are parks so empty?
Why no one plays hide and seek?
Where are all those chaos?
Where is all those fun?

Maybe technology took over, all that which was once fun

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How can one develops his or her sense of humor :

1. Ability to laugh at self
 
It's amazing how genuinely funny self-deprecatory jokes can be. If you're a serious brooding person who thinks that you're better than the world, forget this genre. But you'll be losing a lot.
 
2. Being able to take things lightly
 
This is the foundation from which you can take off into the world of humour. If you usually get worked up over every single little thing, chances are you're going to struggle to crack a joke. Let's face it; you'll be in no mood to think of anything funny.
 
3. Enjoy being the cause of laughter
 
Almost every single funny person I've ever met has this trait. There's a certain pride and selflessness that's part of being able to make people laugh. When you get addicted to that 'high', you'll be digging out every opportunity to make people laugh. There're not too many better things in the world than seeing people around you uncontrollably laughing at something funny you said.
 
4. Educate yourself
 
The lesser topics you know, the lesser genres of humour you can explore. There's a reason why all people with a great sense of humour are informed and intelligent. It takes much exposure to the outside world to be able to make most jokes. If you're a quiet, silent guy, who likes to shield himself in the darkness of your room, you won't have too much room to play with. Literally.
 
5. Learn from the experts
 
Watch humorous movies. Watch stand-up comedies. Watch funny soaps. The trick is not to watch with the ulterior motive of trying to learn the art. I always tell people who want to learn English to avoid watching films with that motive in the back of their head. It's when you truly immerse yourself and enjoy something that your mind automatically picks up certain things. This way, the whole exercise also stops seeming like work.
 
6. Enjoy conversations and experiment
 
Face it, you can't say a joke if you don't enjoy conversations. Learn to be open-minded, and talk and listen to people. The more you talk, the better you'll get at it. Similarly, the more you joke, the more you'll discover your area of strength. Experiment. Try various genres. Word play, sarcasm, slapstick ... you'll figure out based on people's reactions what your strength is. The more you play, the better you'll get. Also, remember: There aren't too many things in the world that you cannot joke about.

7. Timing: Strike when the time is right. You need to know when is the opportune moment to unleash the humor Kraken. 

8. Quick thinking and Wordplay: "Most important part of English language are punctuations. They are the ones which differentiate 'I helped Uncle Jack, off a horse' from 'I helped Uncle jack off a horse'".

 

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All don't reach there,
Where today they are,
Instead of having doubt 
and frustration for each other,
They have grown into people,
who love each other more,
being apart from each other,
rare love stories you know,
Where people don't say each other,
but live in their minds together.
forever and ever,
where they get many chances 
to betray each other,
No...that would be a wrong word,
You can say love someone again ever,
Because there are no connection visible anymore,
and they are free to choose their love partner,
that's why freely they again love to choose each other 
and in a mysterious way stay together.
Because there is no bonding, 
no fear any more,
of loosing each other,
which is the main reason for many relations,
to become broken ever.
#RM🌹

#Nojoto #Love #RareLoveStories #nojotowordsmith
All don't reach there,
Where today they are,
Instead of having doubt
and frustration for each other,
They have grown into people,
who love each other more,
being apart from each other,
rare love stories you know,
Where people don't say each other,
but live in their minds together.
forever and ever,
where they get many chances
to betray each other,
No...that would be a wrong word,
You can say love someone again ever,
Because there are no connection visible anymore,
and they are free to choose their love partner,
that's why freely they again love to choose each other
and in a mysterious way stay together.
Because there is no bonding,
no fear any more,
of loosing each other,
which is the main reason for many relations,
to become broken ever.
#RM🌹

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Nature best Quotes Woh summer vacations.. woh holidays ki khushi n phir mama k ghr jna.
Mama ka ghar- Yha ek peaceful sa environment tha, chota sa gaon aur woh hariyaali k pyaare nazare.
Woh Dance rehearsals before any wedding, woh choreographer hamari jisse hum chor- eo- grapher bulaate the, pta ha kyu as she used to copy some steps from dance videos.

Ab mama ka ghar woh peaceful ghar na rha, ab woh chota sa gaon chota na rha... Development bdi hui ha sayad development ne peace bhi cease kr li ha
Ya phir ab woh hamara bchpana hi kho gya.. jo har choti si cheez mein khushiyaan doondh liya karta tha...
You know now we are grown ups.. we are supposed to behave that way... Bs ek sawal, is this what maturity really is??....
Kuch kaho toh chup kra diya jta ha ye keh kr ki..
 "Log kya kahenge" aur ye bhi "Ldki ho, you aren't supposed to behave this way" ... Development mein gaon sehar bn gya, par log wahi k wahi

Woh summer vacations.. woh holidays ki khushi n phir mama k ghr jna.
Mama ka ghar- Yha ek peaceful sa environment tha, chota sa gaon aur woh hariyaali k pyaare nazare.
Woh Dance rehearsals before any wedding, woh choreographer hamari jisse hum chor- eo- grapher bulaate the, pta ha kyu as she used to copy some steps from dance videos.

Ab mama ka ghar woh peaceful ghar na rha, ab woh chota sa gaon chota na rha... Development bdi hui ha sayad development ne peace bhi cease kr li ha
Ya phir ab woh hamara bchpana hi kho gya.. jo har choti si cheez mein khushiyaan doondh liya karta tha...
You know now we are grown ups.. we are supposed to behave that way... Bs ek sawal, is this what maturity really is??....
Kuch kaho toh chup kra diya jta ha ye keh kr ki..
"Log kya kahenge" aur ye bhi "Ldki ho, you aren't supposed to behave this way" ... Development mein gaon sehar bn gya, par log wahi k wahi

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I thought that grown-ups were,
Mature enough ,but they are egoistic one...

grown-up #grownup#maturity#ego#Society

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