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How can one develops his or her sense of humor :

1. Ability to laugh at self
 
It's amazing how genuinely funny self-deprecatory jokes can be. If you're a serious brooding person who thinks that you're better than the world, forget this genre. But you'll be losing a lot.
 
2. Being able to take things lightly
 
This is the foundation from which you can take off into the world of humour. If you usually get worked up over every single little thing, chances are you're going to struggle to crack a joke. Let's face it; you'll be in no mood to think of anything funny.
 
3. Enjoy being the cause of laughter
 
Almost every single funny person I've ever met has this trait. There's a certain pride and selflessness that's part of being able to make people laugh. When you get addicted to that 'high', you'll be digging out every opportunity to make people laugh. There're not too many better things in the world than seeing people around you uncontrollably laughing at something funny you said.
 
4. Educate yourself
 
The lesser topics you know, the lesser genres of humour you can explore. There's a reason why all people with a great sense of humour are informed and intelligent. It takes much exposure to the outside world to be able to make most jokes. If you're a quiet, silent guy, who likes to shield himself in the darkness of your room, you won't have too much room to play with. Literally.
 
5. Learn from the experts
 
Watch humorous movies. Watch stand-up comedies. Watch funny soaps. The trick is not to watch with the ulterior motive of trying to learn the art. I always tell people who want to learn English to avoid watching films with that motive in the back of their head. It's when you truly immerse yourself and enjoy something that your mind automatically picks up certain things. This way, the whole exercise also stops seeming like work.
 
6. Enjoy conversations and experiment
 
Face it, you can't say a joke if you don't enjoy conversations. Learn to be open-minded, and talk and listen to people. The more you talk, the better you'll get at it. Similarly, the more you joke, the more you'll discover your area of strength. Experiment. Try various genres. Word play, sarcasm, slapstick ... you'll figure out based on people's reactions what your strength is. The more you play, the better you'll get. Also, remember: There aren't too many things in the world that you cannot joke about.

7. Timing: Strike when the time is right. You need to know when is the opportune moment to unleash the humor Kraken. 

8. Quick thinking and Wordplay: "Most important part of English language are punctuations. They are the ones which differentiate 'I helped Uncle Jack, off a horse' from 'I helped Uncle jack off a horse'".

 

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GOOD MORNING
JUST 4 U 
MUST 4 U..
FIRST 4 U..
NOTHING 2 SAY..
ALWAYS B HAPPY...
ITS MY PRAY..'
HAVE A NICE DAY..
Gud Morning

good morning love #Good MORNING
#just 4 U
#must 4 U..
#First 4 U..
#nothing 2 SAY..
#Always B HAPPY...
#its MY PRAY..'
#have A NICE DAY..
#Gud Morning
#good_morning #Morning #Love #only_you #love_is_life #Morning #Savera #wishes #Gf

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Love #Shadi_Special _______________________________________________
Jab Hamari Shadi Ke Liye 1 Din Reh Jayega… 
Tu Mekko Dress Dikhana Kya Pehenoge Shadi Wale Din....  
Mai Fir Imagine Karke Tekko Bataunga Hamari Jodi Kaisi Lagegi... 
,
Jab Mai Joro Shoro Se Tumhare Ghar Ghodi Par Chadke Baraat Leke Aaunga..  
Aur Jab Meli Saali Sahiba Tere Se Kahengi Didi "Jiju Aa Gaye"  
Soch Ke Dekho Kitni Cute Smile Hogi Face Par... 
,
Jab 7 Pheero Ke Baad Mai Tumhari Maang Mai Apne Naam Ka Sindoor Bharunga
"Haaye Soch Ke Dekh Na Pagli Kya Moment Hoga"  
Jab Tera Hamare Ghar Mai Pehla Kadam Hoga..  
Tumhara Haath Mere Haathon  Mai Hoga.... 
Ab Mumma Ji Ko Toh Dikhana Padega Na Ki Unka Beta Bahu Leke Aaya Hai 
Samajhti Nahi Hai Pagli... 
,
Hamare Yaha Use Din Jab Tum Ghar Aaogi...  
Ek Rasam Hoti Hai Milk Ke Katore Mai Anguthi Daalke Use Dhoondna….. 😀
Toh Baat Yeh Hai Tum Usmai Jeetogi But Tu Dariyo Mat Agar Mai Baar Baar Anguthi Ki Jagah Tera Haath Pakdu... 
,
U Ke Liye Naya Ghar Hoga Kuch Naya Hoga Par Tum Nervous Na Hona mai sambhal lunga... 
,
In Our First Night Hum Bahut Saari Baate Karenge....  
Pillow Fighting....   
Thing Is That Us Raat  Har Ladki Thak Jaati Hai So Aap Bhi Tired Ho Chuke Honge..  
So Mai Sirf Baate Karke Aapko Apni Baaho Mai Sula Lunga Apna Baby Bana Kar..   
Bcoz Jaruri Nahi Romance Us Raat  Ho U Ki Health Important Hai... 
Romance Ke Liye Toh Poori Life Padi Hai...  
,
Subha Tumhe Jaldi Jaagne Ki Jarurat Nahi Hai Koi Raat  Ko Dudu Aapne Pila ya Tha...  
Subha Ki Tea Tum Mere Haath SE Piyogi.... 
,
Ab Number Aaya Tumhara Ghar  Mai Introduction Ka So Jaha Bado Ki Baat Aaye Unke Pair Chuu Lena... 
Aur Jaha Chote Ho Unhe Pair Chune Dena Vo Bahut Hoga...
,
Ab Aayenge Aapke Maike Se Aapko Lene Aapke Gharwale... 
Tumhe Jane Dene Ka Toh Mann Nahi Karega Par Tum Bas Ek Huggi Aul Ek Kissi  Deke 
"Apna Khyal Rakhna Mai Jaldi Aaunga Keh Jana"☺
Main Tumhara Heartly Wait Karunga... 😘
,
Jab Wapas Mai Tumhe Lene Aaunga Tumhare Ghar Se Toh Aap Bas Ek Baar Gate Pe Aake Sharma Ke Andar Chale Jana...😍 
, 
Mere Chehre Par Smile Toh Aa He Jani Hai... ☺
,
Ab Tum Wapis Ghar Aaogi Toh Sabse Pehle Papa Ke Pair Chuna... 💜
U Know How Much I Love ❤ My Papa Ji.. 😃
Mera Pehla Pehla Pyaar Mere Parents Hai Or Aakhiri Mere Baccho Ki Mummy... 😍 😘 
Means U My Life.... 😍 
,
Ab Hogi Tumhari #Muh_Dikhai Jo Jaise Gift De Unka Pyaar Samjh Ke Le Lena... 
Aur Kholne Mat Lag Jana Wahi Par Sabke Saamne 
Varna Sab Bolenge #Ashish Jaisi Bahu Le Aaya Hai Hehehe 
Majak Kar Raha Hu Pagli.... 
,
Some Months Later :-
.
Jab Tumhari Womb (Tummy) Mai Hamari Jaan Hogi... 
Mean Ur Pragency Phase...  
Mera Office Jana Band 1Month Off Only For Uhh...  
Oye Wo Hamari Jaan Hai Yar Itna Bhi Off Nahi Kar Sakta Kya Mai... 
Tumse Pehle Mai Jaga Karunga Or Tere Liye Softy Si Tea & Some Soft Food Banaunga... 
Khana Banana Aata Hai Mekko Roz Mast Si Dish Bana Ke Khilaunga... or tumhare liye
Milk Roz Peena Padega Nakhre Baad Mai Kar Lena.... 
,
Thing Is That Mekko Pehli Beti Chahiye Pyari Si… 
U Know Na Yar I Have A Dream When Two Girls Are With Me On Bed In Morning
"One Will Say Good Morning Dad" "Another One Say Good Morning Jaan"…
Its My Dream Day Pagli... 
,
Ab Tum Puchogi Itna Pyaar Kyu?? 
So Meli Maahi Itna Pyaar Isliye "Tum Only Mere Liye Apna Surname Badlogi, 
Apne Gharwalo Ko Chod ke Aaogi.... 
Naya Mahool Hone Par Bhi Sab Kuch Pyaar Se Adjust Karogi.... 
Toh Kya Pagli Si Mai Apne Baby Ke Liye Itna Sa Nahi Kar Sakta....  #NojotoQuote

#Ek_Sapna_Jo_Shayad_Ab_Sapna_Hi_Reh_Jayega
#Broken_From_Outside_Dead_From_Inside
#Broken #broken_heart #Love #Nojoto_Love

#Ashish_Tomar
#Shadi_Special _____________________________
Jab Hamari Shadi Ke Liye 1 Din Reh Jayega…
Tu Mekko Dress Dikhana Kya Pehenoge Shadi Wale Din....
Mai Fir Imagine Karke Tekko Bataunga Hamari Jodi Kaisi Lagegi...
,
Jab Mai Joro Shoro Se Tumhare Ghar Ghodi Par Chadke Baraat Leke Aaunga..
Aur Jab Meli Saali Sahiba Tere Se Kahengi Didi "Jiju Aa Gaye"
Soch Ke Dekho Kitni Cute Smile Hogi Face Par...
,
Jab 7 Pheero Ke Baad Mai Tumhari Maang Mai Apne Naam Ka Sindoor Bharunga
"Haaye Soch Ke Dekh Na Pagli Kya Moment Hoga"
Jab Tera Hamare Ghar Mai Pehla Kadam Hoga..
Tumhara Haath Mere Haathon Mai Hoga....
Ab Mumma Ji Ko Toh Dikhana Padega Na Ki Unka Beta Bahu Leke Aaya Hai
Samajhti Nahi Hai Pagli...
,
Hamare Yaha Use Din Jab Tum Ghar Aaogi...
Ek Rasam Hoti Hai Milk Ke Katore Mai Anguthi Daalke Use Dhoondna….. 😀
Toh Baat Yeh Hai Tum Usmai Jeetogi But Tu Dariyo Mat Agar Mai Baar Baar Anguthi Ki Jagah Tera Haath Pakdu...
,
U Ke Liye Naya Ghar Hoga Kuch Naya Hoga Par Tum Nervous Na Hona mai sambhal lunga...
,
In Our First Night Hum Bahut Saari Baate Karenge....
Pillow Fighting....
Thing Is That Us Raat Har Ladki Thak Jaati Hai So Aap Bhi Tired Ho Chuke Honge..
So Mai Sirf Baate Karke Aapko Apni Baaho Mai Sula Lunga Apna Baby Bana Kar..
Bcoz Jaruri Nahi Romance Us Raat Ho U Ki Health Important Hai...
Romance Ke Liye Toh Poori Life Padi Hai...
,
Subha Tumhe Jaldi Jaagne Ki Jarurat Nahi Hai Koi Raat Ko Dudu Aapne Pila ya Tha...
Subha Ki Tea Tum Mere Haath SE Piyogi....
,
Ab Number Aaya Tumhara Ghar Mai Introduction Ka So Jaha Bado Ki Baat Aaye Unke Pair Chuu Lena...
Aur Jaha Chote Ho Unhe Pair Chune Dena Vo Bahut Hoga...
,
Ab Aayenge Aapke Maike Se Aapko Lene Aapke Gharwale...
Tumhe Jane Dene Ka Toh Mann Nahi Karega Par Tum Bas Ek Huggi Aul Ek Kissi Deke
"Apna Khyal Rakhna Mai Jaldi Aaunga Keh Jana"☺
Main Tumhara Heartly Wait Karunga... 😘
,
Jab Wapas Mai Tumhe Lene Aaunga Tumhare Ghar Se Toh Aap Bas Ek Baar Gate Pe Aake Sharma Ke Andar Chale Jana...😍
,
Mere Chehre Par Smile Toh Aa He Jani Hai... ☺
,
Ab Tum Wapis Ghar Aaogi Toh Sabse Pehle Papa Ke Pair Chuna... 💜
U Know How Much I Love ❤ My Papa Ji.. 😃
Mera Pehla Pehla Pyaar Mere Parents Hai Or Aakhiri Mere Baccho Ki Mummy... 😍 😘
Means U My Life.... 😍
,
Ab Hogi Tumhari
#Muh_Dikhai Jo Jaise Gift De Unka Pyaar Samjh Ke Le Lena...
Aur Kholne Mat Lag Jana Wahi Par Sabke Saamne
Varna Sab Bolenge
#ashish Jaisi Bahu Le Aaya Hai Hehehe
Majak Kar Raha Hu Pagli....
,
Some Months Later :-
.
Jab Tumhari Womb (Tummy) Mai Hamari Jaan Hogi...
Mean Ur Pragency Phase...
Mera Office Jana Band 1Month Off Only For Uhh...
Oye Wo Hamari Jaan Hai Yar Itna Bhi Off Nahi Kar Sakta Kya Mai...
Tumse Pehle Mai Jaga Karunga Or Tere Liye Softy Si Tea & Some Soft Food Banaunga...
Khana Banana Aata Hai Mekko Roz Mast Si Dish Bana Ke Khilaunga... or tumhare liye
Milk Roz Peena Padega Nakhre Baad Mai Kar Lena....
,
Thing Is That Mekko Pehli Beti Chahiye Pyari Si…
U Know Na Yar I Have A Dream When Two Girls Are With Me On Bed In Morning
"One Will Say Good Morning Dad" "Another One Say Good Morning Jaan"…
Its My Dream Day Pagli...
,
,
Ab Tum Puchogi Itna Pyaar Kyu??
So Meli Maahi Itna Pyaar Isliye "Tum Only Mere Liye Apna Surname Badlogi,
Apne Gharwalo Ko Chod ke Aaogi....
Naya Mahool Hone Par Bhi Sab Kuch Pyaar Se Adjust Karogi....
Toh Kya Pagli Si Mai Apne Baby Ke Liye Itna Sa Nahi Kar Sakta....

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Going Out Of Home 
In The Morning Is Like,
As Birds Are Singing
Only For Me.......

Going Out Of Home 
 In The Morning Is Like
As Air Is Blowing 
Only For Me.....

Going Out Of Home 
 In The Morning Is Like,
 As Time Is Running
 Only For Me.....

 Going Out Of Home 
  In The Morning Is Like 
 As Life Is Smiling 
 Only For Me......

Going Out Of Home
In The Morning Is Like,
#Home#Morning#Birds#Singing#Air#Blowing#Time#Running#Life#smiling......

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The Chronicle of irony and sarcastic humour:

There's two main types of bad sarcasm.

The first kind is where no one knows you're being sarcastic. This lands you in a real life Poe’s law where you need to convince people after the fact you were being sarcastic. Not funny.

The second kind of bad sarcasm is where you need to completely change the way you say something just so people know you're being sarcastic.

True sarcasm, the mastery of sarcasm, is where you are able to make it obvious you're being sarcastic, while saying it like you're serious.

The only other thing to master once you've got that is targets. Be sarcastic towards someone who you know is going to not only get your sarcasm, but find it amusing. If you can insult someone and make them happy at the same time, you've got it.

Irony is a form of humour that in a funny way describes a situation in which the outcome is opposite to that which was expected. It is often used as a tool within a satirical or sarcastic construction.

Satire is a means of humorously ridiculing a group of people by mimicking their activities in a way that reveals and exaggerates their faults and flaws.

Sardonically a form of mocking insult, it is a cynical, disdainful jibe.

Sarcasm is a form of insincere speech which on the face of it appears to suggest one thing whilst quite clearly implying another. Sarcasm critically relies on its delivery to be effective.

So irony is a humorous incident, sardonic a contemptuous disdain and satire and sarcasm are humorous constructs that may make use of irony and sardonic phrasing.

Any and all can be used in conjunction with each other; a satire can make use of irony and sarcasm, a sarcastic response can be based around a satirical concept.

Simple?

When using sarcasm there are critical factors that must always be considered. The first to understand is that while sarcasm is fundamentally an insincere response or proposal, it is most effective when all parties (though not necessarily the target) are aware of its underlying truth. So it has to be sincere in its insincerity; you are deliberately lying and letting others know that you’re lying.

The second point and one that requires practice, a certain amount of acting skill and a little mischief is the delivery. Without a polished delivery, the sarcasm, however well thought through and funny, will fall flat on its face and its user open to ritual slaughter. The traditional, ‘true’ delivery is a deadpan, matter of fact response without inflexion or emotion (Basil Fawlty), this has over the years been added to by an overly polite, courteous and brightly positive version that embellishes and exaggerates the point being made (Blackadder). Finally there is a self-pitying, defeatist declaration of the situation one find one’s self in (Victor Meldrew). Both can be either abrupt or quite verbose, it doesn’t matter and should be tailored to suit the occasion.

The third point and one that would seem obvious is that it has to be funny.

Do not over use sarcasm as this will dilute the overall effect, but do use, as explained with satire and irony or preferably a sardonic and pithy riposte.

Finally and crucially it ‘really’ should be used with care as, if used with an overly aggressive or insulting manner and without fair consideration and compliance for the chosen target it can become too hurtful and a device more typical of bullying.

As outlined by Jake Williams in his answer ‘If you can insult someone and make them happy at the same time, you've got it’.

P.S : Sarcasm can be dangerous, try at your own risk! (Saying this from my personal experience)


 

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