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Why am I starting to feel like nothing makes me happy anymore?

You have started to feel that now?

This is a fact which all of us must be aware of!
“No-thing makes us happy”
Because if things make us happy, it's not happiness but a short term pleasure.

Happiness is an overall feeling of well being, pride in existence, an aura of good memoriesand good deeds, feeling good about your life.

To feel happy, you need to-

Deviate focus from external environment and connect with your innerself.Value your existence, which is the biggest achievement.Be strong in your decisions so that past failures don't keep hitting you.Have focus on the people you love.You must spend time alone to know what exactly you want in life, your passion, your aims, and to give away any false rat race you are being part of.Be honest in your virtues so that there is no feeling of guilt.Keep helping people in genuine need which gives you an amazing level of positivity and confidence.Find out all sources of negativity in life and work hard to eliminate them.

Happiness is an overall feeling, similar to the feeling of being alive, it can't be attained through a particular measure but through positive thoughts and a good conduct in life.

#why #Am #i #starting #to #Feel #Like #nothing #makes #me #Happy #anymore??

“#No-
#thing #makes #us #Happy

Because if things make us happy, it's not happiness but a short term pleasure.

Happiness is an overall feeling of well being, pride in existence, an aura of good memoriesand good deeds, feeling good about your life.

To feel happy, you need to-

Deviate focus from external environment and connect with your innerself.Value your existence, which is the biggest achievement.
Be strong in your decisions so that past failures don't keep hitting you.
Have focus on the people you love.
You must spend time alone to know what exactly you want in life, your passion, your aims, and to give away any false rat race you are being part of.
Be honest in your virtues so that there is no feeling of guilt.
Keep helping people in genuine need which gives you an amazing level of positivity and confidence.
Find out all sources of negativity in life and work hard to eliminate them.

Happiness is an overall feeling, similar to the feeling of being alive, it can't be attained through a particular measure but through positive thoughts and a good conduct in life.

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Should I cry on e again...
What you want ohh dear sun shine...
I am feeling like except on me,
you are flowing like a blessing on everyone,
Why did I do it again...
Why didn't you stop me from being insane...
What should I do...You think...
Just tell me with an eye blink...
Till yesterday I was feeling I can win the whole world...
you left me alone once again...
I am feeling so broken...
Like I don't have anyone...
This story quite interesting...
but I just wants to know what were you testing...
Whether there is still a heart to cry...
am I still alive to take that pain...
You wanted to know again...
who I have been became...
Ohh you were right...
I was feeling intact,
that's why you wanted to test my heart again.
Ok let me declare try once more...
Yes I can still feel alive little more,
with all that pain....
I am still dedicated to your horizon,
I still wants to live once more again,
I don't wants to die with all that pain,
I wants to die with a smile in my face,
Which would be saying I am the best.
Yes I will trust everyone you send back,
I won't let my humanity to end there, trustworthy somehow...
But I believe humanity exist...
Some will understand  one day I was not fake,
And that's most important for me.
Tes it may happen,
Someone will lie,
it will happen that all won't ne of that

#Nojoto #mystory #mylife #AloneEnough #ThankingToTheUniverseForLettingMeFindMyPassion
#ANewBeginningToLife #Cheers
#Life #Love #Passion and your #Destination #ILoveMe #nojotoenglish #TheLengthiestPoem #feelingblessed #RM

Should I cry once again...
What you want ohh dear sun shine...
I am feeling like except on me,
you are flowing like a blessing on everyone,
Why did I do it again...
Why didn't you stop me from being insane...
What should I do...You think...
Just tell me with an eye blink...
Till yesterday I was feeling I can win the whole world...
you left me alone once again...
I am feeling so broken...
Like I don't have anyone...
This story was quite interesting...
but I just wants to know what were you testing...
Whether there is still a heart to cry...
am I still alive to take that pain and try...
You wanted to know again...
who I have been became...
Ohh you were right...
I was feeling intact,
that's why you wanted to test my heart again.
Ok let me declare try once more...
Yes I can still feel alive little more,
with all that pain....
I am still dedicated to your horizon,
I still wants to live once more again,
I don't wants to die with all that pain,
I wants to die with a smile in my face,
Which would be saying I am the best.
Yes I will trust everyone you send back in my life,
I won't let my humanity to end there...
whether someone is trustworthy or not... whether someone tells the truth or lie me once more...
But I will believe in humanity...
Oh my dear life...
At every moment... in your every inch...
I should not be fake with me,
that matters the most for me to thrive...
Yes... whether the world comes or goes around...
Whether someone stays or not there for me anywhere anytime...
But I will run with that single purpose of my life,
With that single thought that excites me the most,
With that single reason I am feeling I have been born,
with that single nature of mine as a human...
and I won't waste a single bit of time...
on what happened, and what supposed to happen...
There is a whole world waiting eagerly for my skills to let unchain...
I will step into it, with no doubt and clarity of mind...
Because after years I have found who am I and what I love most doing and how I can...😄
Life is beautiful once again...
whether there is anyone or not behind your back bone...
If you know what's your passion,
destination...
and you are in your way to be there being insane.

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Mad max:fury road
In my mind
A certain madness from the past
It grew from a tiny pool
To an ocean in an instant
Then over time the water dried
And gave birth to a desert
A world of murk and sand
Of fire and gasoline

a breath of chrome
Brings you to your knees
Then it's on your way
To the other side

A Mouth full of desert
And a lung full of spray
Makes a shiny boy so happy today

A symphony of flames
Let the blind man see
the drums of war will
guide your disbelief

Snow white and the seven dwarfs

Jealousy
I hate you cause I hate myself
I don't feel good enough
So I choose to waste my time
Abusing others

I used to be so fair
The fairest in the land in fact
But it's all about the newest thing
The latest craze for all to sing about

Oh I'm sick of hearing bout you
All the time
I'm sick of all the songs you sing
You are no friend of mine
You're just the competition
So of my own volition
I remove you from this race
I can't wait to debace your pretty face

Jealousy
I want you out of my company
You steal all the attention
So I'm pulling out the thorn
Lodged in my crown

I'm gonna be so fair
Once I have your heart my dear
A precious souvenir
Is all that will remain of you forever.


Psycho

Mommas got a thing to say about
Everything these days
She criticizes what I do
Calls them my "wicked ways"
She says That I am damaged
And was born for her to save
Momma got a crazy way to love me

She spends the mornings in her chair
Rocking to the songs of Fred Astaire
And once the night comes she rises up
To cleanse the deeds of her sick and wounded pup

It's a necessary evil she will say
Son you know it has to be this way
No one loves you like your mother
Your lucky that we have Each other
Cause otherwise you'd be alone inside

Mommas got a twisted way
Of showing that she cares
There are no lengths she wouldn't go
She's selflessly impaired
She says that we are damaged
What a kooky pair
Mommas got a crazy way to love me



Alien

The working class are in the dark
They've lost their spot on the rescue Ark
as long as the suits are taking charge
The rags will be abandoned

the people will suffer their share of scars
With the fare being charged to the poor at large
what happens when the meek turn the other cheek
The sharks get an entire face to eat

The whole wide world stopped making sense a long long time ago


The evil dead

To be young. And not dead
To be free. And well read
To be lighter. Than air
I gotta say. Its my favorite place

To be raising hell at the cabin yeah(2xs)

Such love we possess
For our fellow guests
We should get some rest
Cause something tells me that the dawn is gonna be so grand
And we're sure to see it

I gotta say. Its my favorite place

To be raising hell at the cabin yeah (2xs)

Oh can't you tell…. I'm a cabin man

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Poem by David Lipari. Give it a read!

Mad max:fury road In my mind
A certain madness from the past
It grew from a tiny pool
To an ocean in an instant
Then over time the water dried
And gave birth to a desert
A world of murk and sand
Of fire and gasoline a breath of chrome
Brings you to your knees
Then it's on your way
To the other side
A Mouth full of desert
And a lung full of spray
Makes a shiny boy so happy today
A symphony of flames
Let the blind man see the drums of war will guide your disbelief
Snow white and the seven dwarfs
Jealousy I hate you cause I hate myself
I don't feel good enough
So I choose to waste my time
Abusing others
I used to be so fair
The fairest in the land in fact
But it's all about the newest thing
The latest craze for all to sing about
Oh I'm sick of hearing bout you
All the time
I'm sick of all the songs you sing
You are no friend of mine
You're just the competition
So of my own volition
I remove you from this race
I can't wait to debace your pretty face
Jealousy
I want you out of my company
You steal all the attention
So I'm pulling out the thorn
Lodged in my crown I'm gonna be so fair
Once I have your heart my dear
A precious souvenir
Is all that will remain of you forever.
Psycho Mommas got a thing to say about Everything these days She criticizes what I do Calls them my "wicked ways" She says That I am damaged And was born for her to save Momma got a crazy way to love me She spends the mornings in her chair Rocking to the songs of Fred Astaire And once the night comes she rises up To cleanse the deeds of her sick and wounded pup It's a necessary evil she will say Son you know it has to be this way No one loves you like your mother Your lucky that we have Each other Cause otherwise you'd be alone inside Mommas got a twisted way Of showing that she cares There are no lengths she wouldn't go She's selflessly impaired She says that we are damaged What a kooky pair Mommas got a crazy way to love me Alien The working class are in the dark They've lost their spot on the rescue Ark as long as the suits are taking charge The rags will be abandoned the people will suffer their share of scars With the fare being charged to the poor at large what happens when the meek turn the other cheek The sharks get an entire face to eat The whole wide world stopped making sense a long long time ago The evil dead To be young. And not dead To be free. And well read To be lighter. Than air I gotta say. Its my favorite place To be raising hell at the cabin yeah(2xs) Such love we possess For our fellow guests We should get some rest Cause something tells me that the dawn is gonna be so grand And we're sure to see it I gotta say. Its my favorite place To be raising hell at the cabin yeah (2xs) Oh can't you tell…. I'm a cabin man

#nojotoenglish

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हम अयादत को ना आये तो कहना।।


{ अयादत = visiting the sick}

visting the sick #Sick #Nojoto

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