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How can one develops his or her sense of humor :

1. Ability to laugh at self
 
It's amazing how genuinely funny self-deprecatory jokes can be. If you're a serious brooding person who thinks that you're better than the world, forget this genre. But you'll be losing a lot.
 
2. Being able to take things lightly
 
This is the foundation from which you can take off into the world of humour. If you usually get worked up over every single little thing, chances are you're going to struggle to crack a joke. Let's face it; you'll be in no mood to think of anything funny.
 
3. Enjoy being the cause of laughter
 
Almost every single funny person I've ever met has this trait. There's a certain pride and selflessness that's part of being able to make people laugh. When you get addicted to that 'high', you'll be digging out every opportunity to make people laugh. There're not too many better things in the world than seeing people around you uncontrollably laughing at something funny you said.
 
4. Educate yourself
 
The lesser topics you know, the lesser genres of humour you can explore. There's a reason why all people with a great sense of humour are informed and intelligent. It takes much exposure to the outside world to be able to make most jokes. If you're a quiet, silent guy, who likes to shield himself in the darkness of your room, you won't have too much room to play with. Literally.
 
5. Learn from the experts
 
Watch humorous movies. Watch stand-up comedies. Watch funny soaps. The trick is not to watch with the ulterior motive of trying to learn the art. I always tell people who want to learn English to avoid watching films with that motive in the back of their head. It's when you truly immerse yourself and enjoy something that your mind automatically picks up certain things. This way, the whole exercise also stops seeming like work.
 
6. Enjoy conversations and experiment
 
Face it, you can't say a joke if you don't enjoy conversations. Learn to be open-minded, and talk and listen to people. The more you talk, the better you'll get at it. Similarly, the more you joke, the more you'll discover your area of strength. Experiment. Try various genres. Word play, sarcasm, slapstick ... you'll figure out based on people's reactions what your strength is. The more you play, the better you'll get. Also, remember: There aren't too many things in the world that you cannot joke about.

7. Timing: Strike when the time is right. You need to know when is the opportune moment to unleash the humor Kraken. 

8. Quick thinking and Wordplay: "Most important part of English language are punctuations. They are the ones which differentiate 'I helped Uncle Jack, off a horse' from 'I helped Uncle jack off a horse'".

 

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Ek Malhar,
Jeno Chhello Divas pan Safalta no Pehlo Divas Hoy,
Je Mid Nights with Menka sathe Love Ni Bhavaio Karto Hoy, 
Je Thai jase Thai Jase Karta potana athalak Mehnat thi Gujarati Film Industry ni Duniyadari Badali Nakhto hoy,
Jeno Safalatano Passport Jane Cash on Delivery thi Mangayo hoy,
Ane Mijaj to evo k Sharto Lagu hoy chhatay Puchhe Shu thayu? 
Evo ek Malhar
Prem k Prerna?
E to pelu Gujarati Vyakaran Valu Prerak
Jem 10-12 lafa khadhya vina gujarati vyakaran paku na thay 
Em Ashankya Asafalta ni Thokro khadhya vina Safaltane na Bhetay,
Evu Ek Safar etle SAHEB MALHAR 
  - rhythm...🖋️

 

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ESTEEM OF LITERATURE 

Literature plays an important role in the life,
Without it human can't work rife.

Literature is a kind of enjoyment ,
In which most of the people involve after retirement. 

Writing our own thoughts in literature,
Is really impossible without a good teacher.

Only creative people can give birth to literature, 
But indirectly everyone use it in orature .

Literature is the body of all written works ,
Careless people find it funny and just make jokes .

Literature is the textual form of imaginations ,
And good literature becomes famous and create innovation.

-Sahaj Sabharwal 
-Jammu city, 
Jammu and Kashmir, India .
sahajsabharwal12345@gmail.com
+917780977469

ESTEEM OF LITERATURE

Literature plays an important role in the life,
Without it human can't work rife.

Literature is a kind of enjoyment ,
In which most of the people involve after retirement.

Writing our own thoughts in literature,
Is really impossible without a good teacher.

Only creative people can give birth to literature,
But indirectly everyone use it in orature .

Literature is the body of all written works ,
Careless people find it funny and just make jokes .

Literature is the textual form of imaginations ,
And good literature becomes famous and create innovation.

-Sahaj Sabharwal
-Jammu city,
Jammu and Kashmir, India .
sahajsabharwal12345@gmail.com
+917780977469
#SahajSabharwal #jammu #Poet #Young #Poetry #literature

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ESTEEM OF LITERATURE 

Literature plays an important role in the life,
Without it human can't work rife.

Literature is a kind of enjoyment ,
In which most of the people involve after retirement. 

Writing our own thoughts in literature,
Is really impossible without a good teacher.

Only creative people can give birth to literature, 
But indirectly everyone use it in orature .

Literature is the body of all written works ,
Careless people find it funny and just make jokes .

Literature is the textual form of imaginations ,
And good literature becomes famous and create innovation.

-Sahaj Sabharwal 
-Jammu city, 
Jammu and Kashmir, India .
sahajsabharwal12345@gmail.com
+917780977469

ESTEEM OF LITERATURE

Literature plays an important role in the life,
Without it human can't work rife.

Literature is a kind of enjoyment ,
In which most of the people involve after retirement.

Writing our own thoughts in literature,
Is really impossible without a good teacher.

Only creative people can give birth to literature,
But indirectly everyone use it in orature .

Literature is the body of all written works ,
Careless people find it funny and just make jokes .

Literature is the textual form of imaginations ,
And good literature becomes famous and create innovation.

-Sahaj Sabharwal
-Jammu city,
Jammu and Kashmir, India .
sahajsabharwal12345@gmail.com
+917780977469

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Why Gandhiji is loved so much by West but not so much by Indians?




Why West love him:-

West love Gandhi ji because they only read his theory in text book or in other books not experienced it with their lives unlike Indians so they have no idea about the reality behind his idealistic theory in a imperfect not really idealistic world

They love it because his ideals later turned into peaceful revolution in America and South Africa

They love it because he was saying something unique, non violent and peaceful and impressive in the times of World War and when everyone was out to kill their competitors

British love him because he let them suck India dry for longer time and they encouraged him to carry on with his merry ways as that was beneficial to them, so no wonder they love him


I have huge respect for Gandhi ji as an Indian

But here's my problem with him-

At that point of time, many Indians got racist attack by the Caucasian people, so it's not like when Gandhi ji was pushed out of a train in South Africa was anything new or exceptional

Gandhi ji was the single person responsible for stereo typing Indian people. I mean you have got to be kidding me!! Gandhi ji was a very superficial person in a very opposite sense. Let me explain- what do we understand from word superficial - it generally used to describe the Hollywood type of people who are all about what is outside and so so and glamour etc etc. Well in Gandhi ji's case it's extreme opposite, he actually promoted India and indian as certain type in a very de glamouised way . As a result, a new trend was born throughout India which is why Indian still feel insecured about various things in life. Not really able to compete with the world the way they were supposed to, basically the problem self confidence and cagy type

We never were in through out our history non violent people. I mean look at war and traditions of various battle techniques in our history. So how come we suddenly become a non violent country in Gandhi ji's India. It is absolutely rubbish. I also don't agree with his non violent approach towards life as I believe it is very superficial, simplistic and one dimensional approach towards a very complicated multi dimensional world. There's a reason why human characteristic like violence exist in the first place. Now we are not Gods and we don't know what is exactly needed when or what is relevance of a particular thing in life, so by taking away a significant characteristics of human beings and expecting things to be good and normal and workable is not only unrealistic but in certain ways utter stupidity. Sorry for using this strong word, but I believe it is needed. His most famous speech about non violence is utter bullshit- “Eye for eye will make the whole world go blind”. I mean really!!!!!? Did Gandhi ji think the whole world was simple and one dimensional? People can't handle their emotions. I think Gandhi ji underestimate people's intelligence, resolve, and capabilities. It's true that violence doesn't solve problems but that doesn't necessarily mean it doesn't have any relevance in real life. Anybody who thinks like this is fooling himself.

Actually the reason why Gandhi ji was promoting bullshit like that because he had experience in western world. World War was going on that time, so he knew what exactly to say in that point of time to get all the necessary attention on him which will further clear his easy access into Indian politics as famous leader. As a result there was a little revolution in America on non violence, every one knows the Nelson Mandela case in South Africa. This is a chain reaction which Gandhi ji saw happening before it's actually happened. So Gandhi ji was never the honest the people of India would like to think. He obviously had the tricks of mischievous politician. He is actually a fake person in that way. His superficiality about India in de glamouised manner shows exactly that.

Another example is his phobia with technology, yet he never had any problems with any of that when he was in foreign countries. Infact he used telephone quite frequently. Hypocrisy anyone? Another fakeness exposed

He was a horrible father to his children yet he is the father of our country. Wow!!!

Gandhi ji was a different type of attention seeker than the usual type one get to see in real world. He was the politician and he knew that Shubhas Chandra Bose could become more popular or bigger leader than him so he made sure that Bose would leave Congress and create a new party named Forward Block. Basically a clever way to eliminate one's competition.

And then Nehru!!!!! Okay I have to share my personal experience here, I had a grandfather who died when I was little kid. Now my grandfather had the good fortune of seeing Gandhi ji when my grandfather was very young. He told me that nobody in India even heard of Nehru, everyone thought either Bose or someone like him would become the first prime minister of India as Gandhi ji made it clear that he won't be. So when Nehru became first prime minister of India, everyone was dumbfounded. But that time people were so poor and had plenty of problems of their own and that's why they could not afford to think about anything else as result, it was a very easy access for Nehru. It was after his accession into prime ministerial position, every one knew that he was the son Motilal Nehru!!! Ha, ha. Politics is a funny business.

Hitler was the aly of Bose , and enemy of British as a result he decided to help Bose to fight against British by sending a ship full of weapons to Azad Hind Fauj which definately would have troubled British in a very big way, after that British would have left India. But Gandhi ji betrayed not only Bose but entire people of India by revealing this secret to the British. Can you imagine? In other occasions, such act would make a person 'Mirjafar'. As I said before politics is a funny business :D

By the way Gandhi ji and Congress didn’t give us freedom from British. It's absolutely myth. Freedom struggle was a long hard battle where so many freedom fighters gave their lives from all over India. Most of them has been lost from history pages. Gandhi ji actually delay the process as I mentioned it before. Even when British decided to leave India, it was because of multiple reasons not because of Gandhi ji or Congress

British left because Azad Hind Fauj was creating too many problems for them to be here in India

British left because there were plenty of unheard freedom fighters from all over India gave their lives and Gandhi ji was part of this process not the mover and shaker of freedom movement. British didn't left India because of Gandhi ji infact they were encouraging him to be more non violent so that they can exploit more. Gandhi ji knew relevance of this support from British. Politics is a funny business :D

British left because they were dying from all over the world because of World War and they were becoming home sick

British left because there was economic clash back in England because of long hard battle in World War


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