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Hum : I am trying something new.
Tum : Again ??? why are you so much confused? Can't you ever stick to one thing? You have already tried one programming language... now you should finish your project... before trying a new one.
Hum : But I like it.
Tum : You love everything trying but why don't you accept that you wasting time this way... you won't be be able to be great in any one that way...
Hum : I just want to be flexible... why are you so rude...?😏
Tum : I am not rude... but I want to see you successful... whether I would be there or not.
Hum : So bad...stop that please. Every time you exploit me this way... it's always you... I should not do anything I love to...if I won't even try anything new...how would I know which one I like the most?
Tum : Everything in this world you are gonna hate after a certain time... whether you wish or not... like you hate me at times 😜. But you didn't change me or replaced me right... 😉
Hum : Hmmm... ok I will finish my project in this... then I will try this one...is that ok now... ? 😏 And remember I still hate u more... 😣
Tum : I know...😂🤣😍😘
@HumTum

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Hum : I am trying something new.
Tum : Again ??? why are you so much confused? Can't you ever stick to one thing? You have already tried one programming language... now you should finish your project... before trying a new one.
Hum : But I like it.
Tum : You love everything trying but why don't you accept that you wasting time this way... you won't be be able to be great in any one that way...
Hum : I just want to be flexible... why are you so rude...?😏
Tum : I am not rude... but I want to see you successful... whether I would be there or not.
Hum : So bad...stop that please. Every time you exploit me this way... it's always you... I should not do anything I love to...if I won't even try anything new...how would I know which one I like the most?
Tum : Everything in this world you are gonna hate after a certain time... whether you wish or not... like you hate me at times 😜. But you didn't change me or replaced me right... 😉
Hum : Hmmm... ok I will finish my project in this... then I will try this one...is that ok now... ? 😏 And remember I still hate u more... 😣
Tum : I know...😂🤣😍😘
@HumTum

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It was my mistake 
for being rude to you 
the last time we were together, 
and this would be one regret 
I will carry forever!

sorry for being rude to you the last time.. 💔
#lasttime #rude #regret

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7 Things Every Girl Looks For In A Guy While Going For Arrange Marriage


An arranged marriage can be a highly stressful affair. It’s basically when the parents or family of the to-be bride and groom pick their partners out. While many believe that this is a highly archaic practice, it continues to live on in some parts of the world – primarily, India. It has its own appeal, some say. It rids both parties involved from the arduous task of looking for a prospective partner and leaving this decision to their reliable parents.
However, when picking, every girl has a particular checklist for the guy she could end up with:
1.) His sense of humour.

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If she’s going to spend the rest of her life with him, she might as well be sure that he will make her laugh and cheer her up when she’s had a bad day. In addition to this, a good sense of humour is a major turn on for all the ladies out there.
2.) If he’s sensitive.

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Insensitive or rude jokes are not well appreciated. She immediately sees red flags when she see signs that he is not particularly sensitive about the things that she truly believes in. She basically sees this as a glimpse of the way he’ll be treating her once they get hitched.
3.) How he treats his family.

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To most women, it is extremely important that the man has a good relationship with his family. It greatly appeals to her if he speaks to his siblings well, or that he treats his parents with respect. This will provide her with the comfort of knowing that he will be equally caring of her, if they were to tie the knot.
4.) The type of friends he has.

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She knows the truth - she knows that she will be seeing a lot of his friends in her house after they get married. That they are a good crowd, and they are a good influence on him is one of the things she will notice. If they’re rude and disrespectful, she will automatically step back a little.
5.) How he handles a situation.

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It is a well-known fact that you see someone’s true colours when they are put in a bad situation. That he gets alarmingly angry, or pick up and leave when things get difficult is something that will concern her. Be strong and confident when faced with an issue and you are certain to impress her and her family.
6.) His overall appearance and how he looks.

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Let’s not be naive. While it might not be at the top of the list, natural human tendency is to also consider a person’s looks when making a judgement about them. But relax. Different things appeal to different women. What may be less attractive to one woman may be a complete turn on for another.
7.) His job and career prospects.

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This is less about the money he earns, and more about what he’s interested in and passionate about. A man’s job says a great deal about him as a person. She should be sure that they share similar likes and interests.

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KID by HEART+
 MATURE by MIND + 
RUDE from OUTSIDE +
 CARING from INSIDE  = BEST PERSONALITY  #NojotoQuote

KID by HEART+
MATURE by MIND +
RUDE from OUTSIDE +
CARING from INSIDE = BEST PERSONALITY

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