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Freedom is experienced in different ways. You even find it from the places and things you least expected. You are left to wonder, what was it exactly about that thing that gave you a sense of release? If you had known much earlier would you have gone and reached for it? But perhaps its wasn’t time, you may have not been feeling ready and that is okay. You don’t have to settle to what is seen to be the norm and much better for you as a person altogether. Or maybe it is just a journey, time to find yourself and build yourself without needing the approval of other people. For so long I felt there was strength and power in my hair. I remember being a five year old who identified as a boy and felt that my long hair means to be a girl. I just felt comfortable with short hair, but society said it was unacceptable. I felt my hair held my identity and if only I could get rid of it I would be who I want to be deep inside At the age of 14 years I was told to cut my hair because it was being damaged by too many chemicals. But then it was at this stage that I felt like, well without my hair I am not pretty enough as a women. How could I be a woman without long hair? I often had braided or weaves sown into my hair. Different colours, styles and lengths. But it had to be long. All the time, I was asked why did you cut your hair? I was once asked what about the boys, what will they think? I could only hear the words, you are not pretty enough without your long hair. I was even compared to male footballers who had the same hair cut as me. I couldn’t wait for my hair to grow back simply because I felt my beauty came from it and that its what made me accepted. So I hid behind wigs. I could not leave the house without it. So much pressure and questions of, who am I? Does my hair define me? I had been told that I prefer you with long hair from other women too. But hey, I got tired of pretending. So, I let it out. My short natural black hair. The first time I really stepped out and decided not to care, I felt a sense of freedom. Freedom that I hadn’t felt before. I felt comfortable and proud that this is me. Society expectations lied and made me a slave. But I am not my hair. My identity is not in my hair. I am not less of a women because I have short hair. So what if I want to colour it? So what if I want to be bald? There is more to us women than the length and style of our hair. We are all beautiful and we are enough. We do not need the approval of man on what our image should be. Cheers to all of us, whether long hair, short hair, bald, pink or blue hair, we are enough!

Mighty Chasara

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i wish you all Nojotoian
!! Happy Enginers Day !!

wana be an engineer.. wana be an engineer..
a short poem by ©sachin chaturvedi
(read in caption)

Wana be an engineer.. Wana be an engineer..

I do in funny ways and I do creates histories..
I reach on moon and will dance it soon..
I have nuts and bolts of minds..
I have scissors for cut and mount..
I am feel proud as an engineer..

Wana be an engineer.. Wana be an engineer..

I made MIS and missing those days..
Full on Masti and Full on Night studies..
Funny funny funny ways I wrote many words..
Life starts and stops and having feeling lots..
I am feel proud as an engineer..

Wana be an engineer.. Wana be an engineer..

I gives tools and Machines to build a Nation..
I gives bridges to cross rivers..
I gives fly to go far and far..
I gives happiness to every every mans..
I am feel proud as an engineer..

Wana be an engineer.. Wana be an engineer..

Comes smile when electric comes and sad when goes..
Traveling far and far and made F 1 racing Car..
When and when rain comes we sort in advanced..
We lives in tall and tall walls as we know China's wall...

I am feel proud as an engineer..

Wana be an engineer.. Wana be an engineer..

By Sachin Chaturvedi, Writer

Satyaprem Sonakshiकॉफीकास्वाद Kalakaksh Swetapadma Mishra अद्विका(Meri diary mere ehsaas ) @j_$tyle

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A dictation going on,
every now and then,
there is someone,
in my mind,
of my name.

I don't use it as a servent,
I let it to rule all over my tent,
she feels she is the queen,
to rule over my name.

Do you use your brain?
or you identify yourself with your thoughts of any kind ?
Do you know everything going on,
isn't you, it's the thoughts in your rubbish mind.

Do you know you are not your mind,
you are not even your body.
it's all the fake stories,
your thoughts brings on 
basing on the information it asks,
don't get stick to it,
you are not bound to listen it,
You are supreme powerful,
everything you know is possible. 
Distinguish yourself from your thoughts once,
see the magic of being in a hot air balloon,
 your body being busy in the traffic.
@Annie

#truthoflife #Poetry #Life #Nojoto #nojoto_jaipur

A dictation going on,
every now and then,
there is someone,
in my mind,
of my name.

I don't use it as a servent,
I let it to rule all over my tent,
she feels she is the queen,
to rule over my name.

Do you use your brain?
or you identify yourself with your thoughts of any kind ?
Do you know everything going on,
isn't you, it's the thoughts in your rubbish mind.

Do you know you are not your mind,
you are not even your body.
it's all the fake stories,
your thoughts brings on
basing on the information it asks,
don't get stick to it,
you are not bound to listen it,
You are supreme powerful,
everything you know is possible.
Distinguish yourself from your thoughts once,
see the magic of being in a hot air balloon,
your body being busy in the traffic.
@Annie

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How can one develops his or her sense of humor :

1. Ability to laugh at self
 
It's amazing how genuinely funny self-deprecatory jokes can be. If you're a serious brooding person who thinks that you're better than the world, forget this genre. But you'll be losing a lot.
 
2. Being able to take things lightly
 
This is the foundation from which you can take off into the world of humour. If you usually get worked up over every single little thing, chances are you're going to struggle to crack a joke. Let's face it; you'll be in no mood to think of anything funny.
 
3. Enjoy being the cause of laughter
 
Almost every single funny person I've ever met has this trait. There's a certain pride and selflessness that's part of being able to make people laugh. When you get addicted to that 'high', you'll be digging out every opportunity to make people laugh. There're not too many better things in the world than seeing people around you uncontrollably laughing at something funny you said.
 
4. Educate yourself
 
The lesser topics you know, the lesser genres of humour you can explore. There's a reason why all people with a great sense of humour are informed and intelligent. It takes much exposure to the outside world to be able to make most jokes. If you're a quiet, silent guy, who likes to shield himself in the darkness of your room, you won't have too much room to play with. Literally.
 
5. Learn from the experts
 
Watch humorous movies. Watch stand-up comedies. Watch funny soaps. The trick is not to watch with the ulterior motive of trying to learn the art. I always tell people who want to learn English to avoid watching films with that motive in the back of their head. It's when you truly immerse yourself and enjoy something that your mind automatically picks up certain things. This way, the whole exercise also stops seeming like work.
 
6. Enjoy conversations and experiment
 
Face it, you can't say a joke if you don't enjoy conversations. Learn to be open-minded, and talk and listen to people. The more you talk, the better you'll get at it. Similarly, the more you joke, the more you'll discover your area of strength. Experiment. Try various genres. Word play, sarcasm, slapstick ... you'll figure out based on people's reactions what your strength is. The more you play, the better you'll get. Also, remember: There aren't too many things in the world that you cannot joke about.

7. Timing: Strike when the time is right. You need to know when is the opportune moment to unleash the humor Kraken. 

8. Quick thinking and Wordplay: "Most important part of English language are punctuations. They are the ones which differentiate 'I helped Uncle Jack, off a horse' from 'I helped Uncle jack off a horse'".

 

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Every single moment,
I have thoughts.
Thoughts that give me hopes,
Thoughts that break my hopes.

I am confused,
A part of me want to cry,
A part of me makes my eyes dry,
Seriously, cry for what?
Things i don't have
Things i have lost.

I have only dreams,
Dream gives me hopes
And thoughts give me ways
Ways to fill the gap,
The gap between me and my thoughts.

Thoughts #nojotopoetry
#nojotoLove
#Thoughts

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