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Freedom is experienced in different ways. You even find it from the places and things you least expected. You are left to wonder, what was it exactly about that thing that gave you a sense of release? If you had known much earlier would you have gone and reached for it? But perhaps its wasn’t time, you may have not been feeling ready and that is okay. You don’t have to settle to what is seen to be the norm and much better for you as a person altogether. Or maybe it is just a journey, time to find yourself and build yourself without needing the approval of other people. For so long I felt there was strength and power in my hair. I remember being a five year old who identified as a boy and felt that my long hair means to be a girl. I just felt comfortable with short hair, but society said it was unacceptable. I felt my hair held my identity and if only I could get rid of it I would be who I want to be deep inside At the age of 14 years I was told to cut my hair because it was being damaged by too many chemicals. But then it was at this stage that I felt like, well without my hair I am not pretty enough as a women. How could I be a woman without long hair? I often had braided or weaves sown into my hair. Different colours, styles and lengths. But it had to be long. All the time, I was asked why did you cut your hair? I was once asked what about the boys, what will they think? I could only hear the words, you are not pretty enough without your long hair. I was even compared to male footballers who had the same hair cut as me. I couldn’t wait for my hair to grow back simply because I felt my beauty came from it and that its what made me accepted. So I hid behind wigs. I could not leave the house without it. So much pressure and questions of, who am I? Does my hair define me? I had been told that I prefer you with long hair from other women too. But hey, I got tired of pretending. So, I let it out. My short natural black hair. The first time I really stepped out and decided not to care, I felt a sense of freedom. Freedom that I hadn’t felt before. I felt comfortable and proud that this is me. Society expectations lied and made me a slave. But I am not my hair. My identity is not in my hair. I am not less of a women because I have short hair. So what if I want to colour it? So what if I want to be bald? There is more to us women than the length and style of our hair. We are all beautiful and we are enough. We do not need the approval of man on what our image should be. Cheers to all of us, whether long hair, short hair, bald, pink or blue hair, we are enough!

Mighty Chasara

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A dictation going on,
every now and then,
there is someone,
in my mind,
of my name.

I don't use it as a servent,
I let it to rule all over my tent,
she feels she is the queen,
to rule over my name.

Do you use your brain?
or you identify yourself with your thoughts of any kind ?
Do you know everything going on,
isn't you, it's the thoughts in your rubbish mind.

Do you know you are not your mind,
you are not even your body.
it's all the fake stories,
your thoughts brings on 
basing on the information it asks,
don't get stick to it,
you are not bound to listen it,
You are supreme powerful,
everything you know is possible. 
Distinguish yourself from your thoughts once,
see the magic of being in a hot air balloon,
 your body being busy in the traffic.
@Annie

#truthoflife #Poetry #Life #Nojoto #nojoto_jaipur

A dictation going on,
every now and then,
there is someone,
in my mind,
of my name.

I don't use it as a servent,
I let it to rule all over my tent,
she feels she is the queen,
to rule over my name.

Do you use your brain?
or you identify yourself with your thoughts of any kind ?
Do you know everything going on,
isn't you, it's the thoughts in your rubbish mind.

Do you know you are not your mind,
you are not even your body.
it's all the fake stories,
your thoughts brings on
basing on the information it asks,
don't get stick to it,
you are not bound to listen it,
You are supreme powerful,
everything you know is possible.
Distinguish yourself from your thoughts once,
see the magic of being in a hot air balloon,
your body being busy in the traffic.
@Annie

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Life is a game
Life is a sport, like cricket's strength in the cricket field, its strength, strength and hard work. But the opposite person is also standing with that. At the time of this win, whose victory in the game is determined only by their hard work.
William Shakespeare has said that life is a stage, and we are the stage performer. God has given us such a wonderful play by creating such a wonderful world. When we are in our hands, what kind of character do we play on this stage?
Human life is a sport, people have to play different hurdles at one destination, and have to play their character.
Man's biggest and true friend is one and it is the power of thought.
Whether man is my biggest factor and a true friend, but he does not know that the idea is that he is a true friend.
To get a little sleep for sleep, to do some small work to get you started. If you solve many of your work and problems that you can do as you wish, then can there be a better friend than this?
On this journey of life, humans face the good and the bad person and the situation with their thoughts.
If you make good friends in life, if you do good deeds, then understand that the person's most true and best friend is his idea.
Humans should have a habit that can wear their own good and bad thoughts.
In this game of life, one has to understand that what is his friend and who is his enemy.As a good person has companionship and companionship, all good people get, and one bad thing all goes bad. A good idea creates many good ideas, and bad thoughts are bad trends.
When parents say that when they make good friends, they fear that with the help of bad friends, their child's thinking will also get worse and they will go astray.It is a matter of this game of life that when we constantly keep getting wrong with getting rid of the enemies, then we fall in love with them, so if the wrong and bad thoughts are settled then they can not change. And if we continue to do good and good to the good people, we take the attitude of good thoughts.
It is the eternal truth that "man can not change man's mind", unless a person is dominated by his ideas, life will be saved in the paradise and no specific route can be ascertained.If you are the ruler of your thoughts then adopt good ideas and always understand the thing and always imitate the truth and the essence.
Life is a sport and when the idea is a friend, if a person has better friends and there are no enemies, then humans constantly win this game and start doing good deeds. And also achieve success.
But if human beings have bad friends, they have become addicted to bad friends, then they can not do any good work, and this will also increase the number of bad thoughts like these bad friends.In this game of thinking, man has to be wise to choose his enemy and friend, because a wrong thought makes a person's life worse.
As if a decay in a farm crop destroys the entire crop of crops.
In the same way, if you think of a bad in your mind's home, then you destroy all the good thoughts of the mind.The problem of most people in this game of thinking is not that they can not recognize his friend and enemy, but the problem is that even though the enemy is aware, he remains absent from them. When you know the bad idea, do not adopt it to fulfill your request.
The better ideas you will get away from as bad as you think.
The world's positive power in this beautiful sport of life often gives a choice to humans, and raises the factors of losing or winning, but in this play of the journey, the person has to choose his positive and think of negative, and his life There is a need to decide how to play the game.
Written by :- Madhuri vaghasana

#lifeisgame
every situation of life's are change according to time
Life is game

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How can one develops his or her sense of humor :

1. Ability to laugh at self
 
It's amazing how genuinely funny self-deprecatory jokes can be. If you're a serious brooding person who thinks that you're better than the world, forget this genre. But you'll be losing a lot.
 
2. Being able to take things lightly
 
This is the foundation from which you can take off into the world of humour. If you usually get worked up over every single little thing, chances are you're going to struggle to crack a joke. Let's face it; you'll be in no mood to think of anything funny.
 
3. Enjoy being the cause of laughter
 
Almost every single funny person I've ever met has this trait. There's a certain pride and selflessness that's part of being able to make people laugh. When you get addicted to that 'high', you'll be digging out every opportunity to make people laugh. There're not too many better things in the world than seeing people around you uncontrollably laughing at something funny you said.
 
4. Educate yourself
 
The lesser topics you know, the lesser genres of humour you can explore. There's a reason why all people with a great sense of humour are informed and intelligent. It takes much exposure to the outside world to be able to make most jokes. If you're a quiet, silent guy, who likes to shield himself in the darkness of your room, you won't have too much room to play with. Literally.
 
5. Learn from the experts
 
Watch humorous movies. Watch stand-up comedies. Watch funny soaps. The trick is not to watch with the ulterior motive of trying to learn the art. I always tell people who want to learn English to avoid watching films with that motive in the back of their head. It's when you truly immerse yourself and enjoy something that your mind automatically picks up certain things. This way, the whole exercise also stops seeming like work.
 
6. Enjoy conversations and experiment
 
Face it, you can't say a joke if you don't enjoy conversations. Learn to be open-minded, and talk and listen to people. The more you talk, the better you'll get at it. Similarly, the more you joke, the more you'll discover your area of strength. Experiment. Try various genres. Word play, sarcasm, slapstick ... you'll figure out based on people's reactions what your strength is. The more you play, the better you'll get. Also, remember: There aren't too many things in the world that you cannot joke about.

7. Timing: Strike when the time is right. You need to know when is the opportune moment to unleash the humor Kraken. 

8. Quick thinking and Wordplay: "Most important part of English language are punctuations. They are the ones which differentiate 'I helped Uncle Jack, off a horse' from 'I helped Uncle jack off a horse'".

 

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Every single moment,
I have thoughts.
Thoughts that give me hopes,
Thoughts that break my hopes.

I am confused,
A part of me want to cry,
A part of me makes my eyes dry,
Seriously, cry for what?
Things i don't have
Things i have lost.

I have only dreams,
Dream gives me hopes
And thoughts give me ways
Ways to fill the gap,
The gap between me and my thoughts.

Thoughts #nojotopoetry
#nojotoLove
#Thoughts

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