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female , yes female ; 
a masterpiece of God.
An ocean of sacrifices ,
an incarnation of lord.

#Female#Quote#Nojoto

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Why don't you support feminsm?



As you clearly see from this picture, most young women don't want to associated themselves with feminsm anymore as it's not a cool or hip thing to them anymore

Most men don't like Feminism because they tend to be conservative so they have a lot of insecurity as a result they will be insecured seeing women's rise in the society

I have different reasons for not liking feminism.

I am not a conservative person (sexually)

I am right wing liberal so I have different reasons for not liking it at all, let me explain-

Is Feminism equal to women's right?

Or is Feminism equal to controlling men?

Most times most people can't tell the difference.

Make no mistake I have no issues with women's independence or rights

I am an young man, so if I have a girl child in the future, I will give all the independence to do whatever she wants to do with her life, she can wear whatever she wants as well

Actually I want my girl child to be fully confident of herself, she can be a feminist as well if she wants to be, it's her choice (similarly if I have a boy child, I will make sure he will be supremely confident of himself and basically a go getter, doesn't hold back anything, a survivor, doesn't take any shit from others including Feminists or anyone for that matter)

Now do I sound like someone who hates Feminism or rather consider himself Feminist?

I can tell you now that I am not latter one

Why???

Because when Feminists only concentrate on women's issue everything is alright but when they try to propogate what should MEN do or what should be behaviour of MEN, I have a huge issue with that as then they no longer belong to a women's right group rather become a political entity which basically is playing gender politics in trying to control men in some ways just like patriarch did before so in a way they are trying to be a new matriarchy :D

SJW cult would be ideal example of this

Now as a liberal (not left) I hate patriarch so it's not a rocket science that I will hate matriarch as well :D

Recent Gillette controversy would be absolutely perfect example of this.

What Feminist shout most that they want independence, they want to have a choice to live freely, they don't want to live in other people's (read men which is why they invented terms such as ‘MANSPLAINING’ in the first place)idea of morality or positivity or right or wrong

So then why should men live in other people's (read Feminist lobby)idea positivity or right or wrong????

I am not even going into the major laughing matter in that advertisement that they basically painted majority of men as all kinds of evil and only minorities anong them as good guy :D

To be very honest being a good guy in Feminist people's eye isn't done for me, it's a very limited version of men's ability to survive in this world and we all know this is not a perfect world so sometimes being good through certain glass is simply not good enough in this reality, sometimes you need to be more than that to survive in the real world

Men have more experiences on this than women since they are living in the outside world for a long time than women

Another big reason is that I absolutely love and proud of my Musculinity so anyone who is trying to downplay and maligning that will have no respect from me

As a Feminist you are proud of your feminity and so are we of our Musculinity

If feminity isn't toxic then neither is Musculinity

Patriarch in earlier times downplays feminity and now this matriarch group is trying to do the same thing to Musculinity

Third the term - Feminist or Feminism

It comes from feminine which is basically to describe female population

Then how come it suddenly becomes a spokesperson for both the gender or more specifically men??? :D

Ideally if that's the idea then the term should be Humanist

Otherwise why not call it MUSCULINISM or MUSCULINIST????

Because it doesn't represent women :D

So you can understand the irony of Feminist lobby when they say that they speaking for both the gender :D

This is a well constructed gender politics by Feminist lobby which is a matriarch cult to put men down cleverly :D

As they propogate to what they think is ideal for the both gender to curb the men somehow to rise above them as female population :D

So Feminism is never for equal rights, NEVER

It's about superiority of female population over male

This is why I will never support feminsm or Feminist



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Future
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Female..‼

Future
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Female..‼
#Nojoto #nojotoenglish

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Truth about birds flocking to Ras Al Khaimah beaches

Some Cormorant species have been found to dive as deep as 45m

The Al Murjan Island beach in the emirate of Ras Al Khaimah Police was in the spotlight on social media over the last few days after hundreds of thousands of migrating birds were seen there.Dr Saif Al Ghais, Director of the Authority, RAK, said the seabirds, locally known as Al Lawa birds, were mistakenly described as millions of crows either dead or gathering on the RAK beaches."The Lawa birds were just migrating in big numbers up to hundreds of thousands at a time to the UAE in search for warm weather, as they always do on the same time every year."The Lawa birds, scientifically known as Cormorant birds, are always seen on the UAE warm beaches in winter as part of their annual migration from the freezing European continent, the marine biology professor added."Phalacrocoracidae is a family of about 40 species of aquatic birds commonly known as cormorants and shags. However, several different classifications of the family have been proposed recently."Indicating, he said migrating birds create their own colonies on the Al Siniya Island in the emirate of Umm Al Quwain for breeding. "They build up numerous nests for hatching their young."These medium-to-large seabirds, known for their super skills of deep diving in search for food and fish, weigh around 0.35-5kg each and have a wing span of 45-100cm, Dr Ghais elaborated."The young Lawa birds, familiar to Emirati fishermen and nukhaza or captains with their long, thin and hooked bills, are born with pure white feathers, but these turn into black when they grow older and bigger."Their feet have webbing between all four toes, he explained. "All species are fish-eaters, catching the prey by diving from the surface. They are excellent divers, and underwater they propel themselves with their feet with help from their wings."Some Cormorant species have been found to dive as deep as 45m, he pointed out. "They have relatively short wings due to their need for economical movement underwater, and consequently have the highest flight costs of any bird."
Cormorants nest in colonies around the shore, on trees, islets or cliffs. They are coastal rather than oceanic birds, and some have colonised inland waters, Dr Ghais stated. "Indeed, the original ancestor of cormorants seems to have been a fresh-water bird. They range around the world, except for the central Pacific islands."
Dr Ghais said these birds have no problem building their nests individually or close to other species. "Both male and female birds help each other build these nests where each female lay three to four eggs at a time."
The couple also shares the 27 to 33 day period of incubation, he said. "Though the chicks can flay at the age of 50 days, they only become adult at the age of three to five years old."

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If The Government Was All-Female And Treated Men Like It Treats Women
It’s no big secret that the government, like many others in the world, is dominated by men. This means that choices are often made about women’s bodies based on biased and patriarchal thinking. 
What if the tables were turned?
LA-based
#illustrator #KatieRose has imagined this alternate universe in a series of cartoons posted on #CollegeHumor
They tackle issues like body shame, reproductive health, and pharmaceutical pricing inequality, but with men at the foot-end of it all. The first frame, showing a group of elderly female politicians making rash decisions on men’s rights, is chillingly relevant to today’s political climate.
Though a cartoon alone can’t change governmental flaws, it opens the door on important discussions that can. Share this post with the men in your life who might see things more clearly from a different angle.








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