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"IF I WOULD HAVE TAKEN THE TICKET,

  I WOULDN'T HAVE CAUGHT THE TRAIN" :)


*STRANGE EXPERIENCE*
it is well said that life is full of unexpected things. In an motivational  video by Ben Lionel Scott on you tube I've listened hundreds of times  that life gives us what we want. Also, the great writer, Mr. Paulo Coelho have said in his international bestseller fable named "THE ALCHEMIST"  that " when you want something, all the universe conspire in helping you to achieve it." 
I was in the middle on fable "The Monk Who Sold His Ferrari" by Robin Sharma, I was like I was up above the summit of the sky and the chasm of the ocean too. I was deeply feeling his words that filled me with strong enthusiasm and touch the core of my soul. NOW, I was more stronger than I was, more resilient too. I started laughing out loud without any reason. I did not need a reason to laugh. I was feeling the changes in me. Really, there was an inevitable, strong but natural, force attracting me towards it or may be I was attracting towards that.
 I don't know what was that but I'm writing this because this is the time, THE RIGHT NOW, I can write or let it slip. But I can't go away from this force and the feeling too. So I'm penning it down, now.
It was late that night about 1:30. I usually went off to sleep at 11. But I was still awoke and was talking to a girl. It is a natural tendency of boys fascinating towards girls. I need to catch the train in morning at 08:40 from Sarai Rohilla railway station for Mohindergarh, my hometown. But I was still enjoying talking to her. Finally she said I want to sleep and I let her sleep because I also wanted to sleep. I put an alarm of 7 and slept.
The alarm was going off and I woke up in agile. I got fresh, brushed the teeth, took the bag on shoulder, locked the room and finally got out of the flat. On the way, I took out my phone and found it was already 7:25. I had a fear of missing the train in my mind but my intuition was so strong that I knew that I wouldn't let the train went off without boarding me in. I reached the metro station at about 7:35 and got the metro anon. I changed the metro from Rajeev Chowk and from Kashmiri gate too. But it was misfortune that I got confused between Shastri Nagar and Shastri park metro station and the metro took me to the Shastri park instead of Shastri Nagar. I asked someone the way of railway station and he assured me that I got confuse between the names and I need to go back now. That splendid my mind with the fear of missing the train.But my intuition did not let rule that fear over me. And finally I reached Shastri Nagar metro station and deboard from metro station and checked the time that it was 8:32. The railway station was about 2 KM away from there and I did not find a single auto rickshaw there, not a single one. Then I decided to go with a rickshaw. I was thudding down my phone over my wrist on the way and finally I managed to reach the station at 8:38. I thanked God from my intuition.
I rushed in the ticket counter and found that there was a huge line on the counter and meanwhile the speaker at the station announced that "the train no. this this that from Delhi Sarai Rohilla to Bikaner is going to leave from platform no. 4."  What a shit? 
It was the time I have to decide whether I should should take the ticket or not. In my subconscious, there  was a thing, from the past experiences, that it's super fast train and nobody would come to check the tickets on a general coach. I've gone many times through the same route and the same train and I never found any ticket checker, not a single time. So i decided to not to take the ticket. This happened within a fraction of time.
I had no fear of anything and I was happy that my intuition was right and caught the train. Then I realized that I'm hearing a strong horn and found that the train started moving. The train was 4 platform away from me and I needed to go by the over bridge. I ran as fast as I can and finally got in the train. I was inhaling deeply and smiling too because finally I was in train  and luckily I got a seat too. Before my breathe got normal, the train's speed was on its peak.
On the way, I wanted to read the novel as I always carry something to read on a journey. But there was a group of two girls and a boy who was directing and disturbing too to concentrate me on the novel. I laughed on the silly things they were talking about the college life and functions. But then he said that, in society, men must dominate women and should take the decision for women. He also said that it is written in Vedas and Purana like Geeta and Mahabharata. I wanted to interrupt but i let it be. I don't wanted to get involved. I  just thought that, " did he ever read a single religion book? " And i started looking out of the window. After some time, the train was at Rewari station.
As I did not eat anything since morning, I decided to take sips of tea and I got one. After a few minutes the train started moving again. This time I was free to read my novel as the group was not there. It was about an hour away from my hometown, I was totally involved in the novel and then I heard a loud voice that changed my mind. YES, there were ticket checkers in the coach and they were arguing with a family about the tickets. Whatever they were doing with the family, my mid skip that thing and I thought, I did not have the ticket, what should I do?
As from the past experience of one of my friend that he told me once that he got stuck in same situation and he used washroom to escape from the ticket checkers. An uncle was sitting besides me and I asked him that I did not have any ticket. what should I do? He also suggested the same thing to go to washroom. I, then, decided to go to washroom. I thought to go on the same side where the ticket checkers were checking the tickets but then a thought came to my mind that there is a fine difference between a brave and moron and I went on the another side of the coach. I found the washroom too away from my seat and came back to my seat without going to the washroom. I did not know what was happening with me. I could stand there in washroom and get escaped.
I was not feeling strange although it was first time with me. I was like i already knew that I would face this situation. Mentally, I was strong and intuitively, I was stronger. I had no fear of chasing the ticket checkers. Still I was sure that the ticket checkers would not check me or I would not let them to check me. My intuition was inflexible. I also thought that if there's 1% chance of being caught, I would pay them the fine, simple ! I was smiling on myself and found this situation a pleasure. Then I stood up and started going towards the ticket checkers to the washroom. I counted them. they were 4. Two of them were arguing with the family and rest were checking the tickets. On the way I excused a ticket checker for letting me go and he let me go towards the washroom. I was in the washroom now and thinking what to do now? Then I decided to go and stood where the two ticket checkers were arguing with the family because there were 4-5 person standing and enjoying the whole drama. I came out and did not go near the drama. I stood near the coach gate and started enjoying the rapid air touching my face. I stood there for 20 minutes and finally the train stopped at Mohindergarh railway station. I went back to my seat and found that the ticket checkers had already gone. I collected my bag and novel. Then the uncle asked me in an exciting manner that what did happen? Did they catch you? You paid fine? I smiled and said that I am fine and nothing happened also I said:  " IF I WOULD HAVE TAKEN THE TICKET,  I WOULDN'T HAVE CAUGHT THE TRAIN" :)

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Short Story : Value of talent at nojoto

Scene 1

Raj was working in the office and suddenly required some date from Eshant who was on leave for some function , Raj called Eshant and requested to send him some work related email but Eshant was in hurry and mistakenly he end up sending his file where some of his beautiful poetries were written .
Scene 2

Raj opens up the whil and realized this not something he was looking for but as soon as he reads the first line of that word document which looks very interesting to him he reads the complete document where 4-5 amazing poetries of Eshant were written . Raj simply send this file to some of his colleagues every one gets shocked to know that Eshant is too good in poetry but they never realized this ever before .

Scene 3 : Eshant comes to the office next day , very first thing happens to eshant that raj calls him in his cabin , Eshant thought this would be something releted to work only ,

Raj : hey eshant how was your leaves
Eshant : Sir , Very good we enjoyed lot
Raj : Last night I asked you for some file can you check and tell me which one you sent because I thing you dint checked post sending it
Eshant : Yes sir I dint opened the laptop yet but I will check right now
Raj : No issues
Eshant : Oh shit , Sorry sir I sent you the wrong file I am realy sorry
Raj : Its good you sent me that and I am angry because why you never told any of us about this amazing talent you are having
Eshant : Sir I write it just as an hobby I am not the professional one
Raj : But why not
Eshant : Sir I tried uploaded some videos on YouTube but got not much recognition
Raj : You know whats the problem here , Its very simple on YouTube or to any other social media site you don’t have option to select what you want to see , it shows all random top going videos andyou’re your example if you post your video your title is something which you only know and until you are not putting the correct title on search bar you wont get the video
But just assume if you have option where whenever you go to the portal you can chose your interest and see the related work and best thing all the people you see there are new , what do you think what would happen ?
Eshant : Sir it will simply increase the followers because you will get to find the same interest people
Raj : Exacly that’s I am saying
Eshant : But sir there is no such platform
Raj : Who told ? have you heard about Nojoto ?
Eshant : No sir never
Raj : OO , even I dint but my friend introduce to me this amazing app and as you know I love photography and same it was just my hobby but now post uploading my photos there on Nojoto people started recognizing me I am getting appreciated for my work
Eshant : O really sir its amazing but sir you now days no one interested in poetry
Raj : No nothing like that the friend I am talking about also started from scratch but now he is a featured artist for Nojoto
Eshant : what’s featured artist sir ?
Raj : Eshant , Nojoto keeps organizing open mics for singer storytellers and writers where you can perform and there you are being watched by live audience and post that they even post videos on YouTube channel where the same interest people who all subscribed the channel will get to watch your videos and trust me if your content is good you will become famous within a short span of time and once you are famous you are now a featured artist of Nojoto and even if you are not featured you are still being watched by lot of people on app itself and It has a huge audience there
Eshant : Great sir thanks tell me what I need to do for all that ?
Raj : Nothing much just go to play store and download Nojoto app therefore you need a onetime signup after which you can start posting you work and can follow same interest people
Eshant : Ok sir I will that right now but I also have a friend who is talented but has no play store but he is on app store ?
Raj: No worries soon Nojoto will be available on app store too but till then he can visit their website www.nojoto.com

Today Eshant is featured artist of Nojoto who left his job and now doing lot of tours of storytelling and poetry

Talent never go unnoticed at Nojoto , Hope you now believe comment if you believe the same

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Pl let me know if you can help - A friend of mine  bought tickets to the IPL match .. the problem is that he completely forgot that this Sunday is his wedding... coz he bought the tickets few months before fixing his wedding date .... Now he wants to know if anyone is interested in getting married ..........😂

#Random #criketlove

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Funny hindi memes Day 1- Chalo Goa chalte hai is bar sab ghumne
Day 2- Ha bhai bas tickets book karni hai 
packing to maine abhi se shuru kardi hai
Day2,Day3........Day9- The excitement goes on
Day 10- Yaar office mai Kam bhot agaya
Yaar Tabiyat Thodi thek nahi hai
Yaar mummy mana kar rahi hai
Ha bas tickets karani hai karlenge tu tension mat le
After years..Marne ka din- Ha bhai tu tension mat le bas thek hoja fir sab chalenge na Goa 
 #NojotoQuote

#koinaiayega #Nojotocomedy #Meme #FunnyHindiQuoteStatic

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[एन] हॉरोस्कोपो पैरा हो गया 27/02/2018

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मोहब्बत। ऐसा लगता है कि ऐसी चीजें हैं जो आपको समय तक पहुंचने और ब्रह्मांड को नामित करने के लिए बनाई गई हैं। आप आमतौर पर शाश्वत प्रेम के बारे में अपनी कल्पनाओं को माउंट करते हैं। आपका आदर्श रिश्ता दो पिशाचों की तरह होगा, जिससे आप जीवन को एक साथ रख सकते हैं और रक्त के प्रति प्रतिबद्धता प्राप्त कर सकते हैं। वास्तविक जीवन थोड़ा अलग है, अपनी कल्पनाओं को अलग रखें और आपके पास क्या अनुकूल है। क्या होगा, समाप्त हो रहा है

पैसा और काम कल के मुकाबले काम के दूसरे दिन को ले लो, लेकिन उस सुबह कम कुछ ऐसा है जो आपको करना चाहिए। आप बहुत प्रेरणादायी और सकारात्मक व्यक्ति हैं, लेकिन कुछ अवसरों पर आपको थोड़ा संपर्क की आवश्यकता है। यदि आपको कई लोगों के लिए कोई ईमेल भेजना है या एक संचार करना है, तो अपने शब्दों को मापें और ईमानदार न हों आप कुछ गलतफहमी उत्पन्न कर सकते हैं

तुम्हें आशीर्वाद देते हैं। मैं आपको गहन ठंड महसूस करने के लिए प्यार करता हूँ। यहां तक ​​कि अगर आप आग के सबसे अधिक प्रतिनिधि लक्षणों में से एक हैं, तो कम तापमान आपको बहुत ज़्यादा ज़िंदगी देते हैं आप चाहते हैं कि तूफान हमेशा के लिए खत्म हो जाएगा और यह सब कुछ इस तरह रहेगा आपके पास वर्तमान में लंगर डालने का ऐसा तरीका है जो आपको नुकसान पहुंचा सकता है। वह भविष्य में सोचता है और जो भी अच्छा है वह आप आकर्षित कर रहे हैं। आप बेहतर महसूस करेंगे
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[सी] हॉरोस्कोपो पैरा हो गया 27/02/2018

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मोहब्बत। ऐसा लगता है कि ऐसी चीजें हैं जो आपको समय तक पहुंचने और ब्रह्मांड को नामित करने के लिए बनाई गई हैं। आप आमतौर पर शाश्वत प्रेम के बारे में अपनी कल्पनाओं को माउंट करते हैं। आपका संपूर्ण रिश्ता दो पिशाचों की तरह होगा, जिससे आप जीवन को एक साथ रख सकते हैं। वास्तविक जीवन थोड़ा अलग है, अपनी कल्पनाओं को अलग रखें और आपके पास क्या अनुकूल है। क्या हो रहा है, समाप्त हो जाएगा

पैसा और काम कल के मुकाबले काम के दूसरे दिन को ले लो, लेकिन उस सुबह कम कुछ ऐसा है जो आपको करना चाहिए। आप बहुत प्रेरणादायी और सकारात्मक व्यक्ति हैं, लेकिन कुछ अवसरों पर आपको थोड़ा संपर्क की आवश्यकता है। यदि आपको कई लोगों के लिए कोई ईमेल भेजना है या एक संचार करना है, तो अपने शब्दों को मापें और ईमानदार न हों आप कुछ गलतफहमी उत्पन्न कर सकते हैं

तुम्हें आशीर्वाद देते हैं। मैं आपको गहन ठंड महसूस करने के लिए प्यार करता हूँ। यहां तक ​​कि अगर आप आग के सबसे अधिक प्रतिनिधि चिह्नों में से एक हैं, तो कम तापमान आपको बहुत सारे जीवन प्रदान करते हैं आप चाहते हैं कि तूफान हमेशा के लिए खत्म हो जाएगा और यह सब कुछ इस तरह रहेगा आपके पास वर्तमान में लंगर डालने का यह तरीका आपको नुकसान पहुंचा सकता है। वह भविष्य में सोचता है और जो भी अच्छा है वह आप आकर्षित कर रहे हैं। आप बेहतर महसूस करेंगे
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एंड्रॉइड का उपयोग करने के लिए, और यह आपके डिवाइसों को और अधिक जानकारी देता है, Google Play http://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=org.faustoiocchi.horoscope.free पर डाउनलोड करें

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