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What do you think about the documentary named Two Nations One Obsession on India Australia rivalry in Cricket?

Peter Dickson is good flim maker so no wonder it was done well.

Anyone reading this can watch these two part documentary movie on Sony and Ten Sports in India and in fox sports in Australia.

It is a very good movie.

You will enjoy it very much

Now coming back to Australia India rivalry.

I saw in internet some Pakistanis were trying their level best to prove that Australia and India have no such rivalry

Only England and South Africa have with Australia

Well, we all know the reason behind their desperation, they are trying to prove somehow that the fact that Indian team don't really need Pakistan team for Cricket is hurting them more than anything

We all know Pakistan won't stop terrorism against us that easily but this is the only thing that they really care about and get hurt. Young delusional Pakistanis are getting killed by doing terrorist activities against India is no such problems to them. Ha, ha, such an enlighted country Pakistan. A lot of things one needs to learn from Pakistan :D

Truth is yeah, ordinary Australian don't care about any other rivalry other than ashes not because of it is Cricket but because of long history and Australian people feel that they need to prove something always to British

But South Africa is more important to Australia than India in Cricket!!!!

That's just pure jealousy :D

Truth is there is a reason why Caucasian people don't necessarily enjoy Cricket as much as they used to

Contrary to the popular opinion, most of the white Caucasian people are not really that excited about high paced life always

Yeah, I know because I have lived those countries for certain time.

There are plenty of people in Caucasian population are conservative, I mean sexually conservative, they are not really what you get to see in movies

Otherwise Church would have been vanished by now from Caucasian world :D

There's a reason why Base ball still exists in America :D

Now Cricket's case what has been going on- is simply the after effects of post multiculturalism movement through out Caucasian population

There are too many multicultured people in everywhere today in Caucasian world according to many Caucasian.

In soccer that is not the case in England

It is still a white people's sport

Let's face it Soccer is more of a Euro Latin American sports than World sports(Asian teams create more hype than anything else, African countries always look good on papers but they are like West Indies team in Cricket never really that good, actually West Indies team is better in Cricket)

Yeah, everyone knows that every country play soccer but the truth is they are not really up to the level of certain 9 European countries and certian 5 Latin American countries

If one check the stats of all World Cup winning team from over the years, it will be very clear

Other than some blind soccer fans everyone admit this :D

In England's case if you walk down various streets of London, you will see White people are getting increasingly covered slowly but surely

This is why White British people instinctively looking for things that they can be relied on as par as their identity's concern

It's not because they don't have any time or they are super busy (yeah, believe me white people are not as busy as we think :D) or Cricket is taking too much time, they simply instinctively feel more comfortable playing a sport like Soccer where there is white dominance, they are naturally drawn to it

To be very honest it's not really that surprising if we were in their place, we would have done the same thing

Same is with Australia's recent love with Australian rules football

Same is with SA and New Zealand's love with Rugby

Asian people (more specifically South Asian Indian subcontinent people) are quite dominating in certain white countries, they are getting sick of that inside as a result their tendency to such activities become very normal human behaviour

Football coaches in England has admitted this in number of times

Future of Cricket is very bright indeed but only from Indian subcontinent people's point of view as white people will become increasingly shrunken with times and it's already happening

So what they think or prefer may not matter that much in the future

At least 40% of people could become Indian subcontinent in the future, it's a very real possibility so one can guess the scenario

Plus Cricket won't look like then what it is today, it will completely change, if anyone time travel to future now, he will understand why that is the case :D

So the point of this long boring writing is we don't need white people

We certainly don't need Pakistan :D

Pakistan may need us or not but it doesn't matter to us either way, we are pretty well placed right now politically and financially for the future

What we see today is only going to increase more in the future from India's point of view

That old fashioned thinking of certain urban Indians that what White people do only cool is a thing of past

This is age of internet everything has changed

Even what urban Indians promote will be thought upon as cool by rest of the India isn't the case anymore

Look at our most young generation and imagine the next one, we won't be insecured of anybody or anything in the future (including sex) and it's already happening :D

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Arnab Goswami is interviewing a farmer

*Arnab : What do you feed your goats?

Farmer : The white one or the black one?

Arnab : The white one.

Farmer : Grass.

Arnab : And the black one?

Farmer : That also grass.

Arnab : Where do you tie up your goats?

Farmer : The white one or the black one?

Arnab : The white one.

Farmer : Inside the barn.

Arnab : And the black one?

Farmer : That also inside the barn.

Arnab : With what do you wash your goats?

Farmer : The white one or the black one?

Arnab : The white one.

Farmer : With water.

Arnab : And the black one?

Farmer : That also with water.

Arnab Goswami gets angry and yells : Bloody fellow... If you do the same thing for both the goats why are you repeatedly asking me white or black ???

Farmer : Because the white goat is mine.

Arnab : And the black goat?

Farmer : That is also mine.

Arnab Goswami faints.... After he regains consciousness the farmer explains : Now you know how we feel when your TV channel shows the same news by twisting and turning

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What it takes to be a Product Manager
A Day In The Life Of A Product Manager : Based On A True Story :-)

By: Amit GoelAmit Goel
Co-Founder & CEO at CareerPlot


I had published this post about 1.5 years back on my personal blog and now, reposting it on LinkedIn. This post is not about being inspirational or talk about the pros and cons of being a product manager. It is all about doing what one always wants to do in life. Everyone plays an important role in success of a company. Be it a CEO, COO, sales, marketing, programmers, testers, admins, HR, finance, support or a lesser known mortal called Product Manager, everyone is so integral for a company to be successful. and the measure of success is only one thing called “Customer Happiness Index”.
So, With all the kind of roles mentioned above, most of them are very well defined functions. There is only one function called Product Management which is so ambiguous (in everyone's mind) that even product managers get confused many times why they exist. Sometimes, it is so frustrating for a product manager to figure out whether one is an engineer, support executive , operations person, salesperson, marketing professional or basically, either nothing or everything.
So, Let's visualise a day in the life of a product manager. Feel free to replace the characters in the story with the people around you. For example: you can replace the CEO with other managers, directors or project heads etc..
A Product Manager day entails a minimum of the following.
Daily Stand up meeting ( a catch up with his/her team)
This is the bare minimum and a must have. A product manager definitely starts a day with a daily stand up with his teammates (mostly virtually on telephone to save time in the morning while being in traffic). In this stand up, he blurbs out the issues he is facing to get the feature released on time or if nothing else, at least get it released. Also, he fights out with his team mates (other product managers) about why his thing is important and others need to wait. By the end of this stand up, his blood pressure has already shot up and is boiling with anger.
Stand up with Feature Teams
This is optional if agile is functioning in its best possible format in a company. but in reality, agile is twisted in most companies and a product manager becomes the part of feature team stand up to make sure he observes the progress and issues and resolves if it can be. Now, there are different opinions by everyone on how agile should be. But a product manager should be the last one attending daily stand ups of different teams.
Dealing with Sales teams 
By the time, stand ups are over and a product manager barely manages to finish a cup of coffee and is about to finish his 50% of email replies, he gets the calls from sales executives about clarifications of certain features in the product and if they can be modified with in a day to get the potential customer. Of course, most of the time , the answer is a BIG NO. and he spends crucial minutes explaining that it cannot be done. at the end of the discussion with sales executive, with in few minutes, he starts seeing the mails from almost all corners how a customer is lost because a product is not up to the mark and he missed out on such basic scenario of customer needs. and as a result, company has lost a very significant customer and a huge pile of money.
Dealing with Tech teams
Because of argument with sales teams, he talks to tech team if certain tweaks are possible in the product quickly. Inspite of him being technical and polite, the tech team just ignores him and says a BIG NO without understanding the impact on customers or business or even giving him/her a proper hearing. They just move on to their second cup of coffee and a discussion on how Facebook is handling millions of requests per second. Because for tech teams, their daily dose of technology orgasm happens with hi-tech discussions about how other companies are building cool technology and how their company is full of stupid shit of people who do not know anything. Now, the product manager is left distraught and disarrayed by a bunch of engineers who claim to "know-it-all" gods.
Dealing with Marketing 
As the product manager is recovering from the blows given by tech teams, a mail from marketing arrives asking for suggestions for a new partnership they wish to crack. They want suggestions if they can launch a new product scheme in the market and if the product can support it. This one is fairly easy and a product manager says yes to anything which helps in product growth. but then, comes the hard part. Now, he needs to draft a one pager and get the graphic designer to depict it in exactly what marketing teams wants and the hours go by while that lonely graphic designer sitting in a corner thinking like Leonardo Da Vinci or Salvador Dali tries to open up Photoshop on his 16 GB memory machine for the next two hours.
And an irritated customer calls 
While the lunch time is gone and the product manager is hungry, here comes the patience test. A customer calls directly to product manager as he got the phone number figured out by fooling the customer support executives or through the connections on LinkedIn and complains that he is not able to perform a transaction or may be there is some issue he is facing. Remember that every customer feels that the issue he is facing is life threatening. A product manager rushes to the QA team to verify it who, in turn, asks for “steps to reproduce”. A few hours with the QA team with the last hour full of hot debates and then, a few expletives and abusive exchanges gets the problem identified and now, an unacceptable timeline is communicated to customer about the fix of the issue. This angers the customer and he disconnects the phone.
Phone call from COO (chief operations officer)
The Product Manager is just about to begin his lunch when people are having snacks or playing ping pong in the evening, when the COO calls. The angry customer has reached out to top management and has threatened to part ways with the company if the issue is not resolved in an hour. Forgetting the so called lunch in between, the product manager rushes to tech team and pleads (read: begs ) to them to fix it urgently. Finally, one of the tech guys agree as he feels that he should help the needy (like sometimes, PETA feels to help the humans instead of animals). He fixes the issue but by that time, QA team is already preparing to leave for the day. Now, the product manager pleads (read: begs again) to the QA guy and he agrees to help (like Trump agreeing to help an immigrant who belongs to Slovenia). Then, the Dev Ops, Sys Admin and release teams finally listen to the pleas of a poor guy and make the release happen.
Roadmap Disagreement with CTO
By that time, CTO figures out that they have many more important things in technology to be taken care of as product needs to be scalable and reliable. and a huge discussion with CTO happens to align the roadmap again. Note that, roadmap discussions are a daily affair and a dream of one year roadmap is just a “DREAM”. CTO wants the system to be scalable to handle million customers at any given time when in reality, the company is still yet to breach the 5000 customer mark. and this is top priority because his team has figured out that Facebook and Google have built and used this super cool piece of technology and now, they have open sourced it too. Also, all other engineers in the world are talking about it so they need to implement it too.
Finally, Status update with CEO
The office is empty. People have gone home. It’s the security guards having dinner in office. The product manager is winding off for the day as he is just about to miss a celebration at home. But then the CEO calls, he has heard about the customer complaint, last minute bug fix done by tech guys, problems identified in product by COO and team, sales team complaining about product not having that feature which can bring revenue, marketing team just cribbing about zero support from product management, a screwed up roadmap as told by CTO and of course, not adhering to the instructions given by the CEO himself. So, CEO agains tells the product manager to spend another quick one hour to find a solution to all the problems and send him a proposal which needs to be reviewed first thing in the morning....
While the product manager is working on the proposal, the birds are chirping outside. The cleaning staff has started coming in... The sun is getting to 30 degrees in the horizon...
By the way, the celebration at home which he was supposed to attend at any cost got over yesterday.
FYI, This is not my story. I am one happy product manager who loves every aspect of product management and building products.Check my profile to know more about me :-)
PS 1 : If you are an aspiring product manager based in India ( Bangalore or Hyderabad ) and want to meet me in person, I can definitely catch up with you for a cup of coffee on any weekend. Just connect with me on LinkedIn and then, send me a message ...
If you want to have a telephonic discussion with me on anything about product management or startups etc, or would like to have my advice on these topics again... just connect with me on linkedIn and send me a message...
PS 2 : If you want , you can read my previous articles on LinkedIn to get my thoughts on product management. check the section "Don't miss more articles by Amit Goel" below.
Disclaimer : Any resemblance to persons living or dead should be plainly apparent to them and those who know them. All events described herein actually happened, though on occasion the author has taken certain liberties with the event definition and chronology, because that is his right to freedom of exaggeration like every other human being on this planet and especially, because he belongs to India.

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Whenever my curiosity on women popped up,they question on my masculinity😂😂So my unanswered questions are as follows:

1) If reproduction of a boy or girl depends on male's XY chromosomes as we studied in class 10th,then why woman is blamed for an undesired child?🤔
2) If saree is the only attire represents tradition and culture then why don't males wear dhoti-kurta everytime.Is our customs and rituals are limited to females only?🙄
3)Do we consider women as Laxmi in India just because she brings a huge dowry along with her after marriage?😏
4)Why it's obscene for girls to shout , laugh loud and give their opinions in this male oriented society?🤐
5)If periods means impurity😵then please let me know what purity equals to: is it your stereotype on this issue?😐
6)Is there any retirement plan for women(our mother and wife )from their household work as we male expect pension and rest after our retirement from services?😣
7)If women are weak then how she bothered to bear the Pain for 9 month to deliver u to this beautiful world?😔
8) Is it necessary for women to cover her body completely because we male don't have control over our desires and mentality?😡
9)if males are protecting females then who is raping them?😳

These questions are for all those whose patriarchal thoughts and dogmatic principles are demolishing society and mankind 😒actually women are not equal to male they are superior than us.. and they don't want their rights ,they want their dignity and individuality. love and respect for every women in this world😊

Happy women's day🤗🤗
-Vikrant Mohapatra

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Note: The female pigeon had laid an egg and then walked a few paces on the ledge before she died. Her carcass was thrown. All this happened while the male was away in search for food. Now the male goes nowhere but paces up and down making sounds that seem like he is calling her.
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The confused male pigeon

I stand guard here on this ledge
No harm shall come near our egg
See, I don't fly away but pace
From here to there trying to trace
The hour that took you away
Friends say you will not return
That you're with our mighty gray
Yet near our egg I burn and turn
Waiting, for I cannot hatch
Mother's love I cannot match
Men I've seen bring up their child
And make rearing seem so mild
Hatching eggs needs learning deep
This forlorn egg makes me weep.
Come dear, wherever you are
I can only guard our star.
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Arvind Passey
07 March 2018
www.passey.info
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