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Where are you now? Who lies beneath your spell tonight?
Whom else from rapture’s road will you expel tonight?

Those “Fabrics of Cashmere—” “to make Me beautiful—”
“Trinket”— to gem– “Me to adorn– How– tell”— tonight?

I beg for haven: Prisons, let open your gates–
A refugee from Belief seeks a cell tonight.

God’s vintage loneliness has turned to vinegar–
All the archangels– their wings frozen– fell tonight.

Lord, cried out the idols, Don’t let us be broken
Only we can convert the infidel tonight.

Mughal ceilings, let your mirrored convexities
multiply me at once under your spell tonight.

He’s freed some fire from ice in pity for Heaven.
He’s left open– for God– the doors of Hell tonight.

In the heart’s veined temple, all statues have been smashed
No priest in saffron’s left to toll its knell tonight

God, limit these punishments, there’s still Judgment Day–
I’m a mere sinner, I’m no infidel tonight.

Executioners near the woman at the window.
Damn you, Elijah, I’ll bless Jezebel tonight.

The hunt is over, and I hear the Call to Prayer
fade into that of the wounded gazelle tonight.

My rivals for your love– you’ve invited them all?
This is mere insult, this is no farewell tonight.

And I, Shahid, only am escaped to tell thee–
God sobs in my arms. Call me Ishmaeltonight.

—Agha Shahid Ali

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***But what if I die tonight?***

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***But what if I die tonight?***

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***But what if I die tonight?***

She's not in a good mood today. To be fair, neither am I. Those little cute fights have turned ugly recently. I still love her, but today a little less than last night. Today I won't tell her how much she means to me. She'll have to wait for another night to hear that.

But what if I die tonight?

I hate my brother!
It's not as much of hate as it is intense dislike though. He takes my clothes, my bike and practically all my stuff without asking once. Why can't I have a loving sibling for once like normal people? Why does he have to be annoying as hell? Yes that's it. I'll never talk to him again. Atleast not until he apologizes for being a jerk all the time.

But what if I die tonight?

Mom just doesn't understand! Why do parents turn so clingy when you grow up? Like give me one day alone, all by myself. Get hold of the continuous bugging and worrying every single night. I'm not a kid anymore. I know who I am and what I want and it's high time she gets that. So no, I won't have dinner tonight. I won't stay at home and ask her if her headache is gone yet. Not tonight. No, not tonight.

But what if I die tonight?

The moon is a little brighter tonight. Probably because the sky is a little clearer than yesterday or maybe because I haven't looked up above in a long time. But there's no hurry, is there? I'll lay down and count the stars some other night. I have errands to run and the sky isn't going anywhere.

But what if I die tonight?

What's the point of writing all this down anyway? No one's going to read it. There's like one person who gives a shit. A single person, if I'm lucky, who'll stick my words like a bandage on their wounds, the same sized wounds that I have. One life at most, a little better, a little happier. And yes they can wait, for the world's not going to end tonight.

But what if I die tonight?

[© Amaan]

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love sms status messages Tonight 
I sit, gazing at the skies
Waiting for the stars,
Shining from Mars
I sit, watching like a spy
And like an old wise,
considering the times
Tonight  #NojotoQuote

#Tonight #starry_night_for_the_wise

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Let's get lost,
Away from the society,
Somewhere in the clouds with birds
Above the planes and copters.
Going directly towards heaven
and residing a proof of our love to god,
Then coming towards the earth with rain,
Taking the hold of air
and giving water to some cardamom plants,
We'll take a nap in there,
Then we'll go to the roots watering plant in loops,
We'll then reach to the fruit via routes through stem,
And,be the seed of cardamom,
And,then becoming a spice,
Going to someone's tea,
Or giving a sweet flavour to someone's life,
We'll surely be taken by someone in mouth just before the kiss,
Or,maybe be served for a flavour,
And,then we'll become symbol of love and eternity,
Let's just get lost tonight.
Let's get lost tonight,
Somewhere in the sand,
Below 2-3 layers of water,
We'll play with the fishes,
We'll move from one place to another,
& then move towards a bank of river,
Where we'll be taken by a potter,
& he'll make an effigy of god from us,
We'll be taken to a temple somewhere,
& we'll get worshipped there,
Giving a hope to helpless,
&then we'll become a symbol of purity.
Let's just get lost tonight,
In ourselves,
Just you and me.....

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I'm alive again
More alive than I have been in my whole entire life I can
See these people's ears perk up as I begin to spaz with the pen,
I'm a little bit sicker than most,
Shit's gonna get thick again, they say the
Competition is stiff, but I get a hard dick from this shit, now stick it in
I ain't never giving in again
Caution to the wind, complete freedom,
Look at these rappers, how I treat them so why the fuck would I join 'em when I beat 'em yeah
They call me a freak 'cause I like to spit on these pussies 'fore I eat them
Man get these whack cocksuckers off stage, where the fuck is Kanye when you need him?
Snatch the mic from him, bitch I'mma let you finish in a minute,
Yeah that rap was tight, but I'm 'bout to spit the greatest verse of all time
So you might want to go back to the lab tonight and um
Scribble out them rhymes you were gonna spit and start over from scratch and write new ones
But I'm afraid that it ain't gonna make no difference
When I rip this stage and tear it in half tonight
It's an adrenaline rush to feel the bass thump in the place
All the way to the parking lot, fellow
Set fire to the mic and ignite the crowd
You can see the sparks from hot metal
Cold-hearted from the day I Bogarted the game I so started
To rock fellow, when I'm not even in my harshest
You can still get roasted 'cause Marsh is not mellow
'Til I'm toppling from the top I'm not going to stop, I'm standing on my Monopoly board
That means I'm on top of my game and it don't stop, 'til my hip don't hop anymore
When you're so good that you can't say it 'cause it ain't even cool for you to sound cocky anymore
People just get sick 'cause you spit, these fools can't drool or dribble a drop anymore
And you can never break my stride,
You never slow the momentum at any moment I'm about to blow
You'll never take my pride, killing the flow, slow venom and the opponent is getting no
Mercy, mark my words, ain't letting up, relentless I smell blood,
I don't give a fuck, keep giving them hell
Where was you when I fell and needed help up? You get no love

No Love,

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