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                           My Twitter Crush Crushed Me Overnight!


I know, my right eye was winking all day long, something good was about to happen. I got your "NINE" words reply.


I remembered an old Bollywood Dialogue "Ladki Hasi To Phasi" (She fell for you, if she smiles) 


                              

Exactly four days ago, I found her account on Twitter, opened it, saw her profile picture. She was damn cute, I fell in love at that very moment. I just kept looking at her. I tried to figure it out if she is real or just another lame fake account. She had added her Instagram account and Facebook Id. I opened both, she was real who was more beautiful in other pictures posted o Instagram. I came back to twitter, liked her each and every post and followed her, She followed me back within an hour. I found some kind of positive vibes in me that I managed to message her "HI!"


But sadly, my bad luck. I didn't get back her reply for three consecutive days. I used to check my message box everyday but nothing.  It was probably 9:30 in the evening. I dared again to message her second time, I texted " Am I getting the reply or not?"


I know it was harsh, nevertheless, I did it, I sent it and I could not do anything. 


In about 9:43, sane night a pop-up came in my message box. She had replied. I got what I wanted, I was on cloud nine, I was never happy like that moment. That was just amazing feeling, may be that was love, may be that was the addiction of FEELING-OF-LOVE.


She:  NO!


Our slow conversation began, the extravagance of one-sided love story began on The Twitter Chat Box. 


Me: NO! You replied, right? It's YES, I guess?


She: Yep!


Me: I think the internet is not working properly because I am only receiving one word reply.


She: I am only sending you a single word reply.


Me: I know, my right eye was winking all day long, something good was about to happen. I got your "NINE" words reply.


She: Ha ha. So funny. 😊😊😊

        She too added those laughing emoji with the text. I remembered an old Bollywood Dialogue "Ladki Hasi To Phasi" (She fell for you, if she smiles)


Me: Keep smiling, well for health, and you looks beautiful when you smile.


She: Really! Do we know each other? I may not be one who you think.


Me: NO, we don't know each other. But we can and my heart is seriously saying, you are definitely the one who I think.


She: Confident! I appreciate. 


Me: Thank you! Pretty lady, now I think, I can die with satisfaction hearing your sweet appreciation and may even reach Heaven.

   (I know Filmy dialogue always works to flirt girls.)


She: Do you say this to all girls or am I the special fool who is talking overnight with unknown guy?


Me: You are special but not fool. You are just special.


She: You probably had many exes, which was the best? 


Me: Triple X!!


She: Bad joke!!!! 😠😠😠😠😠


Me: You got it? I thought you are decent girl.


She: Don't question upon my innocence. I am decent. Change the topic or I will.


Me: Good morning! It's already 1 in the morning.


She: How can I talk to you so long?


Me: God knows. Sorry typing mistake, I am an atheist.


Me: Again bad joke. Change the topic.


    (I sent her two pictures, one of eyes and another of lips, definitely not mine)


She: So beautiful, whose are those, your ex?


Me: Your! Check the mirror. By the way, never had ex, but could be future.


She: So cheap? How did you get all my pictures?


Me: Instagram!


She: Oh boy! Don’t be so fast. How dare you to crop my eyes and lips?


Me: I just wanna die in your eyes and _ _ _ _ those lips.


She: What, Why you all guys are so obsessed with......?


Me: I just forgot to fill those gaps, it was for FOREVER SEE SMILE IN those lips. What you thought? Oh girl! Don’t be so fast. 


She: That sounds beautiful. I think I kinda like you! But remember just like.


Me: That's enough.


I heard a strange noise, something like beep-beep increasing volume itself.

I texted her, “I am hearing something strange noise."

She replied " Really, me too. I can even hear someone screaming your name."


It was my mother, she was screaming "Hey, wake up! It’s already 5 in the morning and today is your Chemistry board exam."


I was like "what" I opened my eyes, I was dreaming. Was that the dream? SHIT! SHIT! 


I opened Twitter, the message box was empty, I just saw my last message to her," One gentlemen once said, If a girl don’t reply the second time, be a man and don't text her third time. Am I getting the reply or not?"


Instantly, I opened her account and blocked her.

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Mad max:fury road
In my mind
A certain madness from the past
It grew from a tiny pool
To an ocean in an instant
Then over time the water dried
And gave birth to a desert
A world of murk and sand
Of fire and gasoline

a breath of chrome
Brings you to your knees
Then it's on your way
To the other side

A Mouth full of desert
And a lung full of spray
Makes a shiny boy so happy today

A symphony of flames
Let the blind man see
the drums of war will
guide your disbelief

Snow white and the seven dwarfs

Jealousy
I hate you cause I hate myself
I don't feel good enough
So I choose to waste my time
Abusing others

I used to be so fair
The fairest in the land in fact
But it's all about the newest thing
The latest craze for all to sing about

Oh I'm sick of hearing bout you
All the time
I'm sick of all the songs you sing
You are no friend of mine
You're just the competition
So of my own volition
I remove you from this race
I can't wait to debace your pretty face

Jealousy
I want you out of my company
You steal all the attention
So I'm pulling out the thorn
Lodged in my crown

I'm gonna be so fair
Once I have your heart my dear
A precious souvenir
Is all that will remain of you forever.


Psycho

Mommas got a thing to say about
Everything these days
She criticizes what I do
Calls them my "wicked ways"
She says That I am damaged
And was born for her to save
Momma got a crazy way to love me

She spends the mornings in her chair
Rocking to the songs of Fred Astaire
And once the night comes she rises up
To cleanse the deeds of her sick and wounded pup

It's a necessary evil she will say
Son you know it has to be this way
No one loves you like your mother
Your lucky that we have Each other
Cause otherwise you'd be alone inside

Mommas got a twisted way
Of showing that she cares
There are no lengths she wouldn't go
She's selflessly impaired
She says that we are damaged
What a kooky pair
Mommas got a crazy way to love me



Alien

The working class are in the dark
They've lost their spot on the rescue Ark
as long as the suits are taking charge
The rags will be abandoned

the people will suffer their share of scars
With the fare being charged to the poor at large
what happens when the meek turn the other cheek
The sharks get an entire face to eat

The whole wide world stopped making sense a long long time ago


The evil dead

To be young. And not dead
To be free. And well read
To be lighter. Than air
I gotta say. Its my favorite place

To be raising hell at the cabin yeah(2xs)

Such love we possess
For our fellow guests
We should get some rest
Cause something tells me that the dawn is gonna be so grand
And we're sure to see it

I gotta say. Its my favorite place

To be raising hell at the cabin yeah (2xs)

Oh can't you tell…. I'm a cabin man

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Poem by David Lipari. Give it a read!

Mad max:fury road In my mind
A certain madness from the past
It grew from a tiny pool
To an ocean in an instant
Then over time the water dried
And gave birth to a desert
A world of murk and sand
Of fire and gasoline a breath of chrome
Brings you to your knees
Then it's on your way
To the other side
A Mouth full of desert
And a lung full of spray
Makes a shiny boy so happy today
A symphony of flames
Let the blind man see the drums of war will guide your disbelief
Snow white and the seven dwarfs
Jealousy I hate you cause I hate myself
I don't feel good enough
So I choose to waste my time
Abusing others
I used to be so fair
The fairest in the land in fact
But it's all about the newest thing
The latest craze for all to sing about
Oh I'm sick of hearing bout you
All the time
I'm sick of all the songs you sing
You are no friend of mine
You're just the competition
So of my own volition
I remove you from this race
I can't wait to debace your pretty face
Jealousy
I want you out of my company
You steal all the attention
So I'm pulling out the thorn
Lodged in my crown I'm gonna be so fair
Once I have your heart my dear
A precious souvenir
Is all that will remain of you forever.
Psycho Mommas got a thing to say about Everything these days She criticizes what I do Calls them my "wicked ways" She says That I am damaged And was born for her to save Momma got a crazy way to love me She spends the mornings in her chair Rocking to the songs of Fred Astaire And once the night comes she rises up To cleanse the deeds of her sick and wounded pup It's a necessary evil she will say Son you know it has to be this way No one loves you like your mother Your lucky that we have Each other Cause otherwise you'd be alone inside Mommas got a twisted way Of showing that she cares There are no lengths she wouldn't go She's selflessly impaired She says that we are damaged What a kooky pair Mommas got a crazy way to love me Alien The working class are in the dark They've lost their spot on the rescue Ark as long as the suits are taking charge The rags will be abandoned the people will suffer their share of scars With the fare being charged to the poor at large what happens when the meek turn the other cheek The sharks get an entire face to eat The whole wide world stopped making sense a long long time ago The evil dead To be young. And not dead To be free. And well read To be lighter. Than air I gotta say. Its my favorite place To be raising hell at the cabin yeah(2xs) Such love we possess For our fellow guests We should get some rest Cause something tells me that the dawn is gonna be so grand And we're sure to see it I gotta say. Its my favorite place To be raising hell at the cabin yeah (2xs) Oh can't you tell…. I'm a cabin man

#nojotoenglish

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तुम बीमारी का बहाना तो लगाओ।
हम अयादत को ना आये तो कहना।।


{ अयादत = visiting the sick}

visting the sick #Sick #Nojoto

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Who can relate ? I hate being sick ! And this is not acting I really am sick haha 😂 What do you do when you're sick ?🤕

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