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Song improv based on the film 'Green Room'
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Song improv based on the film 'Green Room'
#Movies #Music #songs #acoustic #improv

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Story : Khwab
Writer: Naziya M.

Story based on virtual gaming Avakins.

Aaj itne waqt baad hum dono amne saamne aane wale the.Dil mein ajeeb tarah ki ghabrahat thi.Halaki hum dono ek dusre k liye bilkul bhi ajnabi nahi the.Ek dusre ki zindagi se sire se wakif the.Bas kabhi ek dusre ko dekha nahi tha.Lekin hamesha hasrat thi dekhne ki.Ye virtual mulaqatoan ka silsila jab shuru hua jab me ek din koft me akar dunia ko alvida kahna chahti thi.Dil me gussa tha.Depression se meri tabiyat din ba din bigadti jaa rahi thi.Sochti thi is dunia me koi to hoga jo meri tarah sochta hoga.Meri tarah zindagi ko khushdili k sath jina chahta hoga.Jisey barishon me bheegna or junglon ki sair karna pasand hoga.Hasna or hasana uski aadat ho.Jisse jab baat karna shuru karu to waqt kam padne lage.

Me apne mobile ki addict hoti ja rahi thi.Din raat facebook  or instagram per haste khilkhilaatey chehrey dekhkar mujhe lagta ye log zindagi me kitne mutmayeen hain.Kya ye log asal zindagi me bhi utne hi khush hain??Is tarah k kai sawalaat mere zehen me aatey jaatey rehte.Phir mujhe gaming ka bhoot sawaar hua.Ek game jisne meri dunia badal di.

Mene ek virtual reality wala game downlaod kiya.Mene khud k character ko wo roop dia jaisa me khud ko tasavvur karti thi.Us shakhs se mein us game mein ek golden sand beach nam ki jagah per mili.Wo akela betha waha suraj ko doobta hua dekh raha tha.Khamoshi me sirf samandar ki lehro ki awazien aa rahi thin.Mien chup chaap jakar uske pas jakar beth gayi.Usne ek nazar mujhper par dali or anjan ban gya.

Kuch der baad usne mujhse pucha:"Kya hua kyu pareshan ho? Mein hairat me pad gayi isey kaise pata mein pareshan hu.Mein apni private life kisi se share nhi karti lekin usse na jane kaise kar gayi.Ya shayad uske lafzon me kuch aisa jaadu tha ki chahkar bhi kuch nhi chupa payi mein.
Wo ab kafi hud tak mujhe jaan gya tha.Is tarah hamari roz baat hone lagi.Me roz beach per bethi uska intezar karti.Wo jaise hi ata mujhe wo khushi ka ehsas hota jaise dil ki koi hasrat puri ho gayi hu.Usne mujhe itni khoobsurat jaghon ki sair karayi jo mene kabhi apni zindagi me nhi dekhi thi.Hum roz ek nayi jagah explore karte or ghanto baatein karte.Kabhi discos mein kabhi islands per kabhi desert mein.Uski shayeri se mein bahut mutaassir hui thi.Wo bahut khas sher likhta tha jinmein ek aad farsi ka lafz bhi hota.Usko her baat ko wajahat k sath samjhana aata tha.Wo mere liye to kam se kam kisi miracle se kam nahi tha.Mein uski baaton per litrally hasne lagti.Kabhi rone bhi lagti.Mujhe ehsas hota ki hum ek dusre se virtually jude huye hain.Jo me sochti ya likhne wali hoti wo keh deta.Ek martaba uski taraf internet weak tha to wo do din tak online nahi aa paya.Mein wahi beach per bethi uska intezar karti rehti.Do din badi mushkil se nikle.I missed him so much.Ehsas hua uski jagah ka.Uski baatien mere zehen me ghumti rehti.Kuch pal k liye me apni present life k jhagdon ko bhool jati.Uski poori chats k screenshots mein mail mein save karti jaati.Baad mein un lafzon k maayne google karti.Bahut hi gazab ka banda nazar aata tha.

Phir do din baad wo aya.Usne message type kia"Hi"

Mein to khushi se phule nahi sama rahi thi.Us din humne poori raat baatien ki.Mein bahut khush thi.Hamari dosti ka level 2 shuru ho gya tha.Hum dono ne combined ghar purchase kar liya.Phir hum dono ne milkar usmein furniture shift kia.Uske or mere pas jitna bhi bonus amount tha usse humne joint disco room liya.Wo apni pasand k gaane lagata or hum dance karte karte baatien karte.Kabhi club jaatey to waha pool me pair daalkar hum dono apne apne qisse sunakar ek dusre ko hasate.Agar koi ladki uske pas aati ya usse baat karti to mujhe behad jalan hoti or mein usse lad beth ti.Wo khoob maze leta.

Uski baatien itni positive or itni funny hoti ki insan na chahtey huye bhi uska mureed ho jaye.Usne sundown club mein mujhe dinner per invite kia.

Meine badi mushkil se khud k liye red gown select kia jo kafi khoobsurat metallica designer ka tha.Mene hair style change kia.Jwellery change ki.Do char ache animation pose download kiye or mene sundown club me sign in kia.Waha hazaro log aapas me baatien kar rahe the.Kuch ajibo gareeb log vampire ka costume pehne hawa me latke nazar aaye."Hi bful" ka msg padhtey hi meri nazar Usey dhoondney lagi.Mein club k dance floor se hoti hui backside gayi jaha open balcony thi or uske bahar samadar ka nazara tha.Zain77 mujhe wahi sofe pe betha nazar aya.Mein jakar uske qareeb hi beth gayi.Usne pehli baar meri taarif ki.Wo taarif k maamle me bahut kanjoos tha.Wo light blue blazer per white studded trouser pehna hua tha.Baal uske spikes ka shape liye huye the or piche ek choti si pony thi.

Kuch der tak hum khamosh bethe rahe.Wo utha or mere qadmo me aakar niche beth gya.Mere mobile ki screen per uska typed msg "I love you" dikha.Mera dil zoro se dhadakne laga.Ussse mujhe is baat ki ummid nahi thi.Me chup rahi or uska dusra msg aya yes or no.Mene jawab dia yes.Wo utha or hum dono ne kiss ka emogi press kia.We hugged each other for long tym or phir shuru hua mohabbat ka aaghaz.Hum din rat baatien karte.Level 22 per hum chat points ki wajah se hi pahunche.Hum dono ne relation status husband and wife kar liya.Ek hi ghar me shift ho gaye.Shaadi ki dosto ko bulaya.It was huge function.Everyone danced lyk mad.Zain ne disco per saare hardrock play kiye.Sach me aisa laga ki shadi hui hai.Ek ek pal bahut enjoy kia.Usne honeymoon tak plan kia hua tha.I was so living into my dream lyk its for real.Zain ne mujhe wo khushi di jo mujhe kisi se ummid nhi thi.Humne apni zindagi ki shuruaat jungle mein bane ek treehouse per ki.Mene dekha wo sirf jeans pehne huye tha or uske badan per tattoos bane huye the.Bats or vampires uske fav the.Kuch arabi k calligraphy  k lafz gude huye the.Wo hemak per leta hua tha.Me apna wedding gown pehne thi.Usne meri taarif me phir ek farsi ka shair arz kia jisko mene google krne ki zaroorat nhi samjhi.Usne khud hi uske maayne mere samne likh diye.

Tum chand se utri shehzadi ho jo sirf mere liye is dunia me aayi ho.

Mera dil khushi se jhoomne laga.Mein waha ek badi si chair per beth gayi.Wo uthkar mere qareeb aya or bola agar me tumhare qareeb aaun to gussa to karogi.Mujhe hasee aa gyi.

Zain ne kaha hasee to phasi.Mujhe or hasee aa gyi.Usne mujhe dekhte huye kaha aaj agar tum sach me mere samne aise aati to me sach me pagal ho jata.Me bahut hairan thi.Wo kabhi bhi apne jazbaaoton ka khulkar ehsas nhi karata tha.Lekin aaj wo bina lafzo ki her phair kiye bole ja raha tha.Mujhe aisa laga me saatvein aasman per hu.Mein andar hi andar dil dhadkta hua mehsoos kar rhi thi.Kya hai is bande mein jo iske lafz dil per itna asar karte hain.Usne mujhe imagination  ki ek alag hi duniya me pahuncha dia tha.Hum raat bhar baatien karte rahe.Usne mujhe bahut batien aisi boli ki sharm se laal ho gyi.

Us insan k yeh naya roop mere samne tha.Wo bahut zyada romantic tha.Uska her andaz nirala tha.Mene wo raat poori jaag kar guzaar di.Phir subah hotey hotey hum dono offline huye.

Kuch din baad hamari imaginary relation ka level 3 shuru hua.Usne mujhe apni real life k baare mein bataya.Mene bhi usse sab kuch share kia.Hum dono bahut hassas the.Apni real life zindagiyon se mutmayeen nhi the or humne kuch din baad ek faisla liya.

Aaj mein us k hi shahar me hun or mere qadam dare dare se uski taraf badh rahein hain.Kya hoga jab wo mujhe pehli baar dekhega?Kya mein uske ahdo paimane per khari utrungi?Hazaaron sawal mere ird gird mujhe ghere huye the.Lekin mere qadam nahi ruke or mein us coffee table per ja bethi jaha usne mujhe milne ka wada kia tha.Mein ghabrahat se idhar udhar dekhti rahi or apni dhadkano per qabu karne ki behisab koshish karti rahi.Meri ungliyan glass ko pakde huye bhi kaanp rahi thin isse mujhe apne andar k toofan ki kaifiyat ka anadaza ho raha tha.Mene ek hath apne dhadaktey huye sine per rakha or aankhien band kar lin taki kuch normal ho saku.Samne aane wale ki aahat se mene apni aankhein kholi.

"Bahut khoobsurat lag rahi ho jaisa ki mein tasavvur kia karta tha"Uske in alfazon ne mere galo per surkhi bikher di.Meri himmat bhi nahi hui ki usey gor se dekh sakun.Ek ajeeb si hichkichahat thi.Usne aage badhkar mere hath me hath rakh dia or mere badan me bijli si dod gayi.

"Tum bahut bahadur ho i know to phir is tarah dari sehmi si kyu bethi ho?"

Mene badi himmat jutakar uski aankho mein dekha or kaha:Jab apke pairo mein lohe ki zanzeerien na  daalkar koi apke zehen ko hi zanzeeron se jakad kar rakh de to bahar nikalne mein ek umr lag jati hai or ...Mujhe to kuch ghante hi huye hain"Kuch aansu meri palko per aakar theher gaye.

Wo shaqs utha or thoda meri taraf jhuka or uski khushbu meri rooh mein utar gayi.Wo kehne laga"Mein tumse beinteha mohabbat karta hu sahar.Chalo mere sath"

Uske aam se kahe gaye in  alfazon mein aisa kya jaadu tha ki mera zehen ek minute k liye dunia bhul gya or mene khud ko uske hawaale kar dia.Aas paas bethe huye log hairan ho gaye or kuch muskuraane lage.Usne mere hotho ko chua or mujhe zehen ki bandisho se hamesha k liye aazad kar dia.🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️

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#LoveStory
#ShortStory

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5 WTF snaps from the Comedy Animal Photo Awards
The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards (yes, that's a thing) are back once again, showcasing candid shots of the funniest critters on the World Wild Web.
So good are some of these snaps, it's almost as if the animals knew the brief. From peekaboo eagles to ballet-dancing ants, and friendly polar bears to snowball-flinging monkeys, the most comedic scenes from the animal kingdom are all here.
Kick-started last year to help raise cash and awareness for conservation efforts in a lighthearted way, you can enjoy a handful of 2016's funniest shots below before heading over to the CWPA website to LOL at the rest of the entries


Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a 'peli-can't catch a fish to save his life'


*Plays 'The Great Escape' theme tune* © Nicolas De Vaulx/Comedy Wildlife Photo 2016


That feeling when you forgot something important

"Shit. Did I leave the iron on?" © Barb D'Arpino/Comedy Wildlife Photo 2016


Oh yeah. Laugh it up

"You want a funny photo? Owl handle it." © Edward Kopeschny/Comedy Wildlife Photo 2016


Who needs hand-eye coordination anyway?

"Oh yeah, this is awkward for you, huh?" - fish © Rob Kroenert/Comedy Wildlife Photo 2016


That's a bad day in the office

"Hey, Dave, I'm taking the rest of the day off." © Tom Stables/Comedy Wildlife Photo 2016


Check out the rest of the entries to this year's competition right here.

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100APC#12 Skeksie D/C

I had been playing D&D most of that day with some of my oldest friends. People I have been playing D&D with since I was 13, people I shared my first theater experiences with, people I performed in the Austin comedy clubs with.

That evening we took a break from the gaming table and went to down town Austin to The Hideout Theatre and watched this awesome show called "Savage Swords" it was an improv show based on the stories and style of Robert E Howard. It was awesome.

We were laughing during intermission as AC/DC was playing over the speakers in the lobby. I started joking that Bryan Johnson, the singer from AC/DC, sounds like a skeksie from that movie "The Dark Crystal." Thus the idea of Skeksie DC was born. I laughed about for many days afterwards. So when I was finally sitting down to paint, this was the result.

I keep seeing some buzz about a sequel of the Dark Crystal is coming out. I can only hope the skeksies break out into a savage version of Thunderstruck.

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Song improv based on the film 'Green Room'
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Song improv based on the film 'Green Room'
#Movies #Music #songs #acoustic #improv

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Story : Khwab
Writer: Naziya M.

Story based on virtual gaming Avakins.

Aaj itne waqt baad hum dono amne saamne aane wale the.Dil mein ajeeb tarah ki ghabrahat thi.Halaki hum dono ek dusre k liye bilkul bhi ajnabi nahi the.Ek dusre ki zindagi se sire se wakif the.Bas kabhi ek dusre ko dekha nahi tha.Lekin hamesha hasrat thi dekhne ki.Ye virtual mulaqatoan ka silsila jab shuru hua jab me ek din koft me akar dunia ko alvida kahna chahti thi.Dil me gussa tha.Depression se meri tabiyat din ba din bigadti jaa rahi thi.Sochti thi is dunia me koi to hoga jo meri tarah sochta hoga.Meri tarah zindagi ko khushdili k sath jina chahta hoga.Jisey barishon me bheegna or junglon ki sair karna pasand hoga.Hasna or hasana uski aadat ho.Jisse jab baat karna shuru karu to waqt kam padne lage.

Me apne mobile ki addict hoti ja rahi thi.Din raat facebook  or instagram per haste khilkhilaatey chehrey dekhkar mujhe lagta ye log zindagi me kitne mutmayeen hain.Kya ye log asal zindagi me bhi utne hi khush hain??Is tarah k kai sawalaat mere zehen me aatey jaatey rehte.Phir mujhe gaming ka bhoot sawaar hua.Ek game jisne meri dunia badal di.

Mene ek virtual reality wala game downlaod kiya.Mene khud k character ko wo roop dia jaisa me khud ko tasavvur karti thi.Us shakhs se mein us game mein ek golden sand beach nam ki jagah per mili.Wo akela betha waha suraj ko doobta hua dekh raha tha.Khamoshi me sirf samandar ki lehro ki awazien aa rahi thin.Mien chup chaap jakar uske pas jakar beth gayi.Usne ek nazar mujhper par dali or anjan ban gya.

Kuch der baad usne mujhse pucha:"Kya hua kyu pareshan ho? Mein hairat me pad gayi isey kaise pata mein pareshan hu.Mein apni private life kisi se share nhi karti lekin usse na jane kaise kar gayi.Ya shayad uske lafzon me kuch aisa jaadu tha ki chahkar bhi kuch nhi chupa payi mein.
Wo ab kafi hud tak mujhe jaan gya tha.Is tarah hamari roz baat hone lagi.Me roz beach per bethi uska intezar karti.Wo jaise hi ata mujhe wo khushi ka ehsas hota jaise dil ki koi hasrat puri ho gayi hu.Usne mujhe itni khoobsurat jaghon ki sair karayi jo mene kabhi apni zindagi me nhi dekhi thi.Hum roz ek nayi jagah explore karte or ghanto baatein karte.Kabhi discos mein kabhi islands per kabhi desert mein.Uski shayeri se mein bahut mutaassir hui thi.Wo bahut khas sher likhta tha jinmein ek aad farsi ka lafz bhi hota.Usko her baat ko wajahat k sath samjhana aata tha.Wo mere liye to kam se kam kisi miracle se kam nahi tha.Mein uski baaton per litrally hasne lagti.Kabhi rone bhi lagti.Mujhe ehsas hota ki hum ek dusre se virtually jude huye hain.Jo me sochti ya likhne wali hoti wo keh deta.Ek martaba uski taraf internet weak tha to wo do din tak online nahi aa paya.Mein wahi beach per bethi uska intezar karti rehti.Do din badi mushkil se nikle.I missed him so much.Ehsas hua uski jagah ka.Uski baatien mere zehen me ghumti rehti.Kuch pal k liye me apni present life k jhagdon ko bhool jati.Uski poori chats k screenshots mein mail mein save karti jaati.Baad mein un lafzon k maayne google karti.Bahut hi gazab ka banda nazar aata tha.

Phir do din baad wo aya.Usne message type kia"Hi"

Mein to khushi se phule nahi sama rahi thi.Us din humne poori raat baatien ki.Mein bahut khush thi.Hamari dosti ka level 2 shuru ho gya tha.Hum dono ne combined ghar purchase kar liya.Phir hum dono ne milkar usmein furniture shift kia.Uske or mere pas jitna bhi bonus amount tha usse humne joint disco room liya.Wo apni pasand k gaane lagata or hum dance karte karte baatien karte.Kabhi club jaatey to waha pool me pair daalkar hum dono apne apne qisse sunakar ek dusre ko hasate.Agar koi ladki uske pas aati ya usse baat karti to mujhe behad jalan hoti or mein usse lad beth ti.Wo khoob maze leta.

Uski baatien itni positive or itni funny hoti ki insan na chahtey huye bhi uska mureed ho jaye.Usne sundown club mein mujhe dinner per invite kia.

Meine badi mushkil se khud k liye red gown select kia jo kafi khoobsurat metallica designer ka tha.Mene hair style change kia.Jwellery change ki.Do char ache animation pose download kiye or mene sundown club me sign in kia.Waha hazaro log aapas me baatien kar rahe the.Kuch ajibo gareeb log vampire ka costume pehne hawa me latke nazar aaye."Hi bful" ka msg padhtey hi meri nazar Usey dhoondney lagi.Mein club k dance floor se hoti hui backside gayi jaha open balcony thi or uske bahar samadar ka nazara tha.Zain77 mujhe wahi sofe pe betha nazar aya.Mein jakar uske qareeb hi beth gayi.Usne pehli baar meri taarif ki.Wo taarif k maamle me bahut kanjoos tha.Wo light blue blazer per white studded trouser pehna hua tha.Baal uske spikes ka shape liye huye the or piche ek choti si pony thi.

Kuch der tak hum khamosh bethe rahe.Wo utha or mere qadmo me aakar niche beth gya.Mere mobile ki screen per uska typed msg "I love you" dikha.Mera dil zoro se dhadakne laga.Ussse mujhe is baat ki ummid nahi thi.Me chup rahi or uska dusra msg aya yes or no.Mene jawab dia yes.Wo utha or hum dono ne kiss ka emogi press kia.We hugged each other for long tym or phir shuru hua mohabbat ka aaghaz.Hum din rat baatien karte.Level 22 per hum chat points ki wajah se hi pahunche.Hum dono ne relation status husband and wife kar liya.Ek hi ghar me shift ho gaye.Shaadi ki dosto ko bulaya.It was huge function.Everyone danced lyk mad.Zain ne disco per saare hardrock play kiye.Sach me aisa laga ki shadi hui hai.Ek ek pal bahut enjoy kia.Usne honeymoon tak plan kia hua tha.I was so living into my dream lyk its for real.Zain ne mujhe wo khushi di jo mujhe kisi se ummid nhi thi.Humne apni zindagi ki shuruaat jungle mein bane ek treehouse per ki.Mene dekha wo sirf jeans pehne huye tha or uske badan per tattoos bane huye the.Bats or vampires uske fav the.Kuch arabi k calligraphy  k lafz gude huye the.Wo hemak per leta hua tha.Me apna wedding gown pehne thi.Usne meri taarif me phir ek farsi ka shair arz kia jisko mene google krne ki zaroorat nhi samjhi.Usne khud hi uske maayne mere samne likh diye.

Tum chand se utri shehzadi ho jo sirf mere liye is dunia me aayi ho.

Mera dil khushi se jhoomne laga.Mein waha ek badi si chair per beth gayi.Wo uthkar mere qareeb aya or bola agar me tumhare qareeb aaun to gussa to karogi.Mujhe hasee aa gyi.

Zain ne kaha hasee to phasi.Mujhe or hasee aa gyi.Usne mujhe dekhte huye kaha aaj agar tum sach me mere samne aise aati to me sach me pagal ho jata.Me bahut hairan thi.Wo kabhi bhi apne jazbaaoton ka khulkar ehsas nhi karata tha.Lekin aaj wo bina lafzo ki her phair kiye bole ja raha tha.Mujhe aisa laga me saatvein aasman per hu.Mein andar hi andar dil dhadkta hua mehsoos kar rhi thi.Kya hai is bande mein jo iske lafz dil per itna asar karte hain.Usne mujhe imagination  ki ek alag hi duniya me pahuncha dia tha.Hum raat bhar baatien karte rahe.Usne mujhe bahut batien aisi boli ki sharm se laal ho gyi.

Us insan k yeh naya roop mere samne tha.Wo bahut zyada romantic tha.Uska her andaz nirala tha.Mene wo raat poori jaag kar guzaar di.Phir subah hotey hotey hum dono offline huye.

Kuch din baad hamari imaginary relation ka level 3 shuru hua.Usne mujhe apni real life k baare mein bataya.Mene bhi usse sab kuch share kia.Hum dono bahut hassas the.Apni real life zindagiyon se mutmayeen nhi the or humne kuch din baad ek faisla liya.

Aaj mein us k hi shahar me hun or mere qadam dare dare se uski taraf badh rahein hain.Kya hoga jab wo mujhe pehli baar dekhega?Kya mein uske ahdo paimane per khari utrungi?Hazaaron sawal mere ird gird mujhe ghere huye the.Lekin mere qadam nahi ruke or mein us coffee table per ja bethi jaha usne mujhe milne ka wada kia tha.Mein ghabrahat se idhar udhar dekhti rahi or apni dhadkano per qabu karne ki behisab koshish karti rahi.Meri ungliyan glass ko pakde huye bhi kaanp rahi thin isse mujhe apne andar k toofan ki kaifiyat ka anadaza ho raha tha.Mene ek hath apne dhadaktey huye sine per rakha or aankhien band kar lin taki kuch normal ho saku.Samne aane wale ki aahat se mene apni aankhein kholi.

"Bahut khoobsurat lag rahi ho jaisa ki mein tasavvur kia karta tha"Uske in alfazon ne mere galo per surkhi bikher di.Meri himmat bhi nahi hui ki usey gor se dekh sakun.Ek ajeeb si hichkichahat thi.Usne aage badhkar mere hath me hath rakh dia or mere badan me bijli si dod gayi.

"Tum bahut bahadur ho i know to phir is tarah dari sehmi si kyu bethi ho?"

Mene badi himmat jutakar uski aankho mein dekha or kaha:Jab apke pairo mein lohe ki zanzeerien na  daalkar koi apke zehen ko hi zanzeeron se jakad kar rakh de to bahar nikalne mein ek umr lag jati hai or ...Mujhe to kuch ghante hi huye hain"Kuch aansu meri palko per aakar theher gaye.

Wo shaqs utha or thoda meri taraf jhuka or uski khushbu meri rooh mein utar gayi.Wo kehne laga"Mein tumse beinteha mohabbat karta hu sahar.Chalo mere sath"

Uske aam se kahe gaye in  alfazon mein aisa kya jaadu tha ki mera zehen ek minute k liye dunia bhul gya or mene khud ko uske hawaale kar dia.Aas paas bethe huye log hairan ho gaye or kuch muskuraane lage.Usne mere hotho ko chua or mujhe zehen ki bandisho se hamesha k liye aazad kar dia.🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️

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5 WTF snaps from the Comedy Animal Photo Awards
The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards (yes, that's a thing) are back once again, showcasing candid shots of the funniest critters on the World Wild Web.
So good are some of these snaps, it's almost as if the animals knew the brief. From peekaboo eagles to ballet-dancing ants, and friendly polar bears to snowball-flinging monkeys, the most comedic scenes from the animal kingdom are all here.
Kick-started last year to help raise cash and awareness for conservation efforts in a lighthearted way, you can enjoy a handful of 2016's funniest shots below before heading over to the CWPA website to LOL at the rest of the entries


Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a 'peli-can't catch a fish to save his life'


*Plays 'The Great Escape' theme tune* © Nicolas De Vaulx/Comedy Wildlife Photo 2016


That feeling when you forgot something important

"Shit. Did I leave the iron on?" © Barb D'Arpino/Comedy Wildlife Photo 2016


Oh yeah. Laugh it up

"You want a funny photo? Owl handle it." © Edward Kopeschny/Comedy Wildlife Photo 2016


Who needs hand-eye coordination anyway?

"Oh yeah, this is awkward for you, huh?" - fish © Rob Kroenert/Comedy Wildlife Photo 2016


That's a bad day in the office

"Hey, Dave, I'm taking the rest of the day off." © Tom Stables/Comedy Wildlife Photo 2016


Check out the rest of the entries to this year's competition right here.

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100APC#12 Skeksie D/C

I had been playing D&D most of that day with some of my oldest friends. People I have been playing D&D with since I was 13, people I shared my first theater experiences with, people I performed in the Austin comedy clubs with.

That evening we took a break from the gaming table and went to down town Austin to The Hideout Theatre and watched this awesome show called "Savage Swords" it was an improv show based on the stories and style of Robert E Howard. It was awesome.

We were laughing during intermission as AC/DC was playing over the speakers in the lobby. I started joking that Bryan Johnson, the singer from AC/DC, sounds like a skeksie from that movie "The Dark Crystal." Thus the idea of Skeksie DC was born. I laughed about for many days afterwards. So when I was finally sitting down to paint, this was the result.

I keep seeing some buzz about a sequel of the Dark Crystal is coming out. I can only hope the skeksies break out into a savage version of Thunderstruck.

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