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New year messages 18 was amazing and lovely,
 19 would be even better!
 Teens are just too good!!
 Enjoy these teens to the  fullest ! #NojotoQuote

18 was amazing and lovely, 19 would be even better! Teens are just too good!! Enjoy these teens to the fullest !! HNY19 !!
#newyear #happynojoto #Nojoto2019 #nojotoenglish

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Hindi shayari quotes You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.

– Mahatma Gandhi  #NojotoQuote

आपको मानवता में विश्वास नहीं खोना चाहिए। मानवता सागर के समान है; यदि सागर की कुछ बूँदें गन्दी हैं, तो पूरा सागर गंदा नहीं हो जाता।
English: You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.
– महात्मा गांधी (Mahatma Gandhi Quotes in Hindi)

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I would say wonderful

I have gone to Europe, US, Canada etc

One of the interesting experience, I would like to share here.

I was traveling to America

I went to Georgia State, Holly springs.

I heard that this state is the most racist place in America. ’N’ word could be thrown around just like nothing. I heard that they hate outsiders and KKK white supremacist zone.

Now this didn't bother me since I don't believe anything that US's mainstream media suggest. So I wanted to experience everything with my own eyes.

So I realised people are little apprehensive about foreigners but that happens everywhere. So they don't necessarily go out of their little town hence they don't have much clue about the rest of the world.

I was experiencing the local scene just like every other Tourist. But I didn't stay in any hotel. Instead I lived with one family as they had extra rooms. They had a big house. They let me stay when I offered some money and it was cheaper and they needed some extra money

I was in my late teenage years.

Mark Hobbs was the name of that middle age man. He was a middle age gentleman. He was a factory worker which is shut down now.

Obviously, as expected they had a lot of stereotype ‘third world cow everywhere snake charmer dirty' idea about India :D

At first it was little difficult but within 2 days, we became friends. He introduced me to his wife Sarah, his boy Kodi and Maggie.

Maggie was 13 years old and Kodi probably was 2 years junior of me.

We talked, I entertained them with my jokes(I know quite a few of them), we got closer

They told me, “I am a smart young man”

They helped me to see more wonderful places in Holly springs (There's a lot of them)

I even had dinner with Hobbs family.

In the end, we became very good friends. We shared the common conception that how American media vilify town people into bigot and racist etc

I said to him, "Not just American village people, American media stereo type and vilify Indians too with half knowledge"

I invited him to Kolkata, he came in 2013 with his whole family. I showed him around India. He was mesmerised. By the way, I didn't show them those stupid places in India that guide tend to show about India which further more develope stupid ideas about India among foreigners instead I showed them mordern India.

They really enjoyed their time in Kolkata.

We still talk from time to time in social media. They completely changed their perception about India when they left India.

I later got to know from my American friends that family is direct members of KKK and yet I didn't find them anything other than ordinary lovely people.

Now if this isn't wonderful unforgettable than what?

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“You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.” – 

 

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Without You...

Without you my nights
Like a witch who is
Boiling me,frying me,
And roasting me.

Without you my nights...

Without you my nights
Like a dreadful bitch
Whose nails are scratching me,
Itching me and bleeding me.

Without you my nights...

Without you my nights
Like a black,big bear
Who is chasing me ,
Biting me, and eating me.

Without you my nights...

Without you my nights
Like a dirty demon
His teeth are fearing me,
Tearing me and killing me.

Without you my nights...

Without you my nights
Like a vulgar vampire
Who is drinking me,
Licking me and kicking me.

Without you my nights...

Without you my nights
Like a cruel chameleon
Whose tongue is sipping me,
Chipping me and chucking me.

Without you my nights...

Without you my nights
Like a sharp snake
Who is stinging me,
Poisoning me and killing me.

Without you my nights...

Without you my nights
Like a hungry lion
Who is squeezing me,
Teasing me and tasting me.

Without you my nights...

Please come,O my dear!
Please reach very near,
Come soon ,embrace me
And remove my fear...

Without you my nights...
Without you my nights...
Without you my nights...

Without You...

Without you my nights
Like a witch who is
Boiling me,frying me,
And roasting me.

Without you my nights...

Without you my nights
Like a dreadful bitch
Whose nails are scratching me,
Itching me and bleeding me.

Without you my nights...

Without you my nights
Like a black,big bear
Who is chasing me ,
Biting me, and eating me.

Without you my nights...

Without you my nights
Like a dirty demon
His teeth are fearing me,
Tearing me and killing me.

Without you my nights...

Without you my nights
Like a vulgar vampire
Who is drinking me,
Licking me and kicking me.

Without you my nights...

Without you my nights
Like a cruel chameleon
Whose tongue is sipping me,
Chipping me and chucking me.

Without you my nights...

Without you my nights
Like a sharp snake
Who is stinging me,
Poisoning me and killing me.

Without you my nights...

Without you my nights
Like a hungry lion
Who is squeezing me,
Teasing me and tasting me.

Without you my nights...

Please come,O my dear!
Please reach very near,
Come soon ,embrace me
And remove my fear...

Without you my nights...
Without you my nights...
Without you my nights...

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