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Why are some Indians supporting PewDiePie when it's very clear that he is uploading racists videos masking as sarcasm?

This question was asked to me on Quora which is a social media app for asking questions and getting answers

Read the answer below #NojotoQuote

Ugh! I am not interested in either PewDiePie or T series.

I am not really ‘listening to music' kind of guy either

I use YouTube to learn stuff like drawing, for technological and business purposes, learning to dance, learning to Parkour, watching various other stuff etc etc etc etc

I mostly use AthelenX of Jeff Cavalier

So you can guess that I am not interested in this stupid shit.

But I had to answer one since there are so many questions on this stupid shit in my request feed :II

I know PewDiePie types of guy very well as I spent time in Europe and America

I don't know him personally or I still have no interest to know what exactly he does in YouTube.

My grandfather other day requested me to turn on some old Indian classical music of 70s, 80s etc

So I had to do that

Otherwise I give a rat's ass about music of any kind

The question was why some Indians are still supporting PewDiePie-

Well, for various reasons

It's a bit of complex than what people assume so have a bit of patience as it could be a long answer.

First of all, it's completely our fault that Indians are still supporting him or in some cases it's called ‘Stockholm Syndrome' although noone was kidnapped here :D

Let me explain-

Why do we even need to watch this stupid shit in the first place?

Because we don't have much interesting thing going on in India.

How?

Cricket, bollywood and to certain extent politics (:D)

India stops after that

As everyone knows that urban population always have this tendency to be niche audience in order to stand out from rest of the boring population.

This is one big reason

Plus we are constantly pushing ourselves towards western society by having a conservative society with mediaeval religious base

As a result what's happening in mordern day lifestyle, we are not finding anything that can be remotely interesting to us in India

Unfortunately, people (read people from different time line almost :D) in power have no clue about that

They are actually more interested in their dear religious conservative sentiment which is making us incapable of competing with rest of the world as a result we are looking for something always desperately because we mostly grew up in conservative environment as a result with plenty of insecurities

Now, bam! Hollywood movies, western interesting liberal world!!

Wow! How cool they are!!!

What a uncool we are compared to that!!!

We are poor.

We are conservative.

We are ugly

We are superstitious

We are boring

We suck at sex (to be honest, it's not that surprising considering even the word sex is taboo)

This is what we think of ourselves

Are we really like that?

No but there's some reality attached to it as well

So when a idiot from Europe, created his base on internet by uploading stupid but interesting stuff

We are thinking, “Oh! So refreshing. I wish I am like that”

This is happening because we are constantly pushing ourselves by staying in a conservative religious society with a limited thinking because of religious high moral attitude which is blocking us and pushing us towards western society even more as a result they are seeming even more interesting than they are in reality

Indians are thinking, “Oh! Why did he do that? I was following him for so long. He can't be that bad”

We are looking for ways to convince ourselves that it isn't that bad as we know ourselves that we were enjoying him and without him our options are decreasing

This is another reason

Self criticism but not finding any solution

We are very good at criticising our country and society but do we have any solutions for that?

Zero!!!

Because it's hard, it's far easier and less time consuming to copy western countries as they already have certain basic thing going

This is another reason, there's no party in India which have ideology that can build a mordern India that can beat everyone in competition in world stage

We have two parties

BJP: Conservative, religious, proud Indians

Congress: Western ass kisser, but they're ahead of BJP in mordern sense but not building any confidence of Indians as they are copying western countries, they are even copying western Neo liberal politics now. A clap :D

So basically all this things are not helping India in any real sense.

India have no back bone, no spine, we are becoming gunning the gun over other people's shoulder type

Other countries know this very well

Infact better than we think they do

So we have these images- “Whinner, can't do shit, lazy, ugly, weak, meak, stupid religious boring people, professional victim, rapists, dirt poor, only knows how to drive mouth without any real action, easy to buly, their women can easily be picked up as they can't satisfy their women with little dick :D etc etc”

Is it sounding offensive? :D

Too bad, we already have this image :D

Try to change that instead cry about it :D

So when Mr PewDiePie saw an opportunity to take an advantage of Indian audience, he realised that he can earn more by exploiting insecured desperate Indian's sentiment :D

If things get too out of the hand as every chance of that happening because his fanbase will definitely do that

He can then ask his financial management, how to handle this?

They told him, “Don't worry about it, just give some money to charity, suddenly temperature will go down as it's just poor third world country”

Next day that exactly happened :D

We are so predictable :D

The moot point is right now we are only beginning to compete with the world as a result we are loosing most because we never prepared for any such thing so we hate ourselves

It will take a little time but we will beat the world

Now we just have to go through this type bullshit

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Why are some Indians supporting PewDiePie when it's very clear that he is uploading racists videos masking as sarcasm?

This question was asked to me on Quora which is a social media app for asking questions and getting answers

Read the answer below #NojotoQuote

Ugh! I am not interested in either PewDiePie or T series.

I am not really ‘listening to music' kind of guy either

I use YouTube to learn stuff like drawing, for technological and business purposes, learning to dance, learning to Parkour, watching various other stuff etc etc etc etc

I mostly use AthelenX of Jeff Cavalier

So you can guess that I am not interested in this stupid shit.

But I had to answer one since there are so many questions on this stupid shit in my request feed :II

I know PewDiePie types of guy very well as I spent time in Europe and America

I don't know him personally or I still have no interest to know what exactly he does in YouTube.

My grandfather other day requested me to turn on some old Indian classical music of 70s, 80s etc

So I had to do that

Otherwise I give a rat's ass about music of any kind

The question was why some Indians are still supporting PewDiePie-

Well, for various reasons

It's a bit of complex than what people assume so have a bit of patience as it could be a long answer.

First of all, it's completely our fault that Indians are still supporting him or in some cases it's called ‘Stockholm Syndrome' although noone was kidnapped here :D

Let me explain-

Why do we even need to watch this stupid shit in the first place?

Because we don't have much interesting thing going on in India.

How?

Cricket, bollywood and to certain extent politics (:D)

India stops after that

As everyone knows that urban population always have this tendency to be niche audience in order to stand out from rest of the boring population.

This is one big reason

Plus we are constantly pushing ourselves towards western society by having a conservative society with mediaeval religious base

As a result what's happening in mordern day lifestyle, we are not finding anything that can be remotely interesting to us in India

Unfortunately, people (read people from different time line almost :D) in power have no clue about that

They are actually more interested in their dear religious conservative sentiment which is making us incapable of competing with rest of the world as a result we are looking for something always desperately because we mostly grew up in conservative environment as a result with plenty of insecurities

Now, bam! Hollywood movies, western interesting liberal world!!

Wow! How cool they are!!!

What a uncool we are compared to that!!!

We are poor.

We are conservative.

We are ugly

We are superstitious

We are boring

We suck at sex (to be honest, it's not that surprising considering even the word sex is taboo)

This is what we think of ourselves

Are we really like that?

No but there's some reality attached to it as well

So when a idiot from Europe, created his base on internet by uploading stupid but interesting stuff

We are thinking, “Oh! So refreshing. I wish I am like that”

This is happening because we are constantly pushing ourselves by staying in a conservative religious society with a limited thinking because of religious high moral attitude which is blocking us and pushing us towards western society even more as a result they are seeming even more interesting than they are in reality

Indians are thinking, “Oh! Why did he do that? I was following him for so long. He can't be that bad”

We are looking for ways to convince ourselves that it isn't that bad as we know ourselves that we were enjoying him and without him our options are decreasing

This is another reason

Self criticism but not finding any solution

We are very good at criticising our country and society but do we have any solutions for that?

Zero!!!

Because it's hard, it's far easier and less time consuming to copy western countries as they already have certain basic thing going

This is another reason, there's no party in India which have ideology that can build a mordern India that can beat everyone in competition in world stage

We have two parties

BJP: Conservative, religious, proud Indians

Congress: Western ass kisser, but they're ahead of BJP in mordern sense but not building any confidence of Indians as they are copying western countries, they are even copying western Neo liberal politics now. A clap :D

So basically all this things are not helping India in any real sense.

India have no back bone, no spine, we are becoming gunning the gun over other people's shoulder type

Other countries know this very well

Infact better than we think they do

So we have these images- “Whinner, can't do shit, lazy, ugly, weak, meak, stupid religious boring people, professional victim, rapists, dirt poor, only knows how to drive mouth without any real action, easy to buly, their women can easily be picked up as they can't satisfy their women with little dick :D etc etc”

Is it sounding offensive? :D

Too bad, we already have this image :D

Try to change that instead cry about it :D

So when Mr PewDiePie saw an opportunity to take an advantage of Indian audience, he realised that he can earn more by exploiting insecured desperate Indian's sentiment :D

If things get too out of the hand as every chance of that happening because his fanbase will definitely do that

He can then ask his financial management, how to handle this?

They told him, “Don't worry about it, just give some money to charity, suddenly temperature will go down as it's just poor third world country”

Next day that exactly happened :D

We are so predictable :D

The moot point is right now we are only beginning to compete with the world as a result we are loosing most because we never prepared for any such thing so we hate ourselves

It will take a little time but we will beat the world

Now we just have to go through this type bullshit

#girlfantasy #Nojotocomedy #RIPStanLee #Nojoto #Pyar #Relationship #nojotophotography #rain #nojotodigitalart #Thoughts #Photography #nojotovideo #shayri #Dil #Se #nojotoofficial #Fun #Nojotovoice #hindipoetry #poetryinhindi #nojotoenglish #nojotohindi #cutefactory #Love #pinkmania #Art #Paint #rain #Gif #RehneDe #feelings #DigitalArt #Movie #Quotes #Sketch #Fitness #lloveyou #BreakUp #HeartBreak #lovebites #shopholic #narcissistic #jokes #footballjokes #soccer #Sports #CR7 #Notebook #attentionseeker #everreadyforpose #whateverywomanwanttohear #teasingishot #awkwardcoffeedrinking #brainfreeze #whattypeofgirlami #notsayingpeace #notshowingvictrorysign #justsayingcheese #wishhewastgay #casanova #heartstealer #heartcapturer #OmG #promdatecrisis #mymom #Nojotocomedy #letsmakeout #aftergettingdrunk #tomcruise #hotmen #catchmeifyoucan #50shadesofgrey #runawaybride #hairdyer #CAT #Tennis #tennisjokes #hotsoccercoach #tastycook #devilsangel #discoveringnewpeaks #Dance #cupcakelove #goingbehindtrainersinstruction #angelwithhorn #whatagirlwishaboutherdog #whatapetdogwish #crazycatlady #whencatcrazebecomeextreme #fashiondesignergonecrazywithanimalright #shiveringwithexcitement #shiveringwithlove #ecentricfashiondesigner #ecentricphotographer #crazycatladygochristmassteroid #whensomeoneisdrunkandhigh #nojotonews #painofashopholic #beingromantic #hotexpectation #symtomno1marrigeisboundtofail #hotattitude #romanticcouple #cluelesscouple #itsashallowworld
#groomingformen #timetogetserious
#maidofhonour #horriblemusicians #nextdoorgirl #Music #cutegirl #luckyboyfriend #hottestpowerfulcoupleinfiction #Superman #WonderWoman #poemunderthebluesky #petcatlover #morningbirdpoem
#thegirlwhohatesherlife #girlwhothinkseverythingispretty
#twosquirrelandagirl #ryangosling #crazystupidlove #commongirlfantasy #reunionafterbreakup #boyfriendgirlfriendjokes #happydreams #girlsneedchallangeinrelationship #whatgirlssecretlylike #whenyouwanttostayinbedhuggingyourboyfriend #forbiddenlove #extremeattraction #17thcenturyfrenchroyalwedding #WhyamInotfallinginlove
#WhyamInotfindingaboyfriend #spooning #luckyguy #toocute #oneofthoserelationship #horrormovies #Tattoo #nervousconversationalist #awkwardbff #takinginitiative #whenacouplesmellsogood #pillowtalk #chemistry #poorcluelessboyfriend #commontechproblem #extrememutualbreakup #makingfoodsfromcookingshow#coolselfieinthesummer #lackofcommunication #annoyingcouple #idioticphotoshoot #marmaidjokes #weirdestkidsquestion #seriouslackofcommunication
#IwishIcanbemydog #peerpressure #exhustingwaitforyourcrushtocallyou #lovetorture #girlsrighttostalkmen #wink #dolphincoupledrama #happyandinlove #girls #girlsquotes #happybirthday #viratkholi #Shiddat #khwaab #Artwork #share #Comment #follow #Like

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sufferring in solace 
glittering in public 
duality of our lives 
is the unfortunate reality 

stories hidden in our faces 
never heard , never read
our strengths and weaknesses
werent understood ,
werent acknowledged
misunderstood there we stood
grinning from end to end 
trying to hide 
the stroms and turmoil
that we are 
yet to overcome
we havent 
yet withstood 

why ? 
why do we run this facade
what will people think they said !
never really understood 
this reasioning , this logic
yet i stand here like everyone else
uncannily happy 
mosy definitely stupid!
 #NojotoQuote

stupid
#Nojoto #nojotoenglish #Poetry #poem #writer #writersofig #stupid

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han mana ki me stupid huin 
lekin is stupid ko stupid bhi toh 
tune hi bnaya hai na
bestu 
......keshavbatra

 

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How can one develops his or her sense of humor :

1. Ability to laugh at self
 
It's amazing how genuinely funny self-deprecatory jokes can be. If you're a serious brooding person who thinks that you're better than the world, forget this genre. But you'll be losing a lot.
 
2. Being able to take things lightly
 
This is the foundation from which you can take off into the world of humour. If you usually get worked up over every single little thing, chances are you're going to struggle to crack a joke. Let's face it; you'll be in no mood to think of anything funny.
 
3. Enjoy being the cause of laughter
 
Almost every single funny person I've ever met has this trait. There's a certain pride and selflessness that's part of being able to make people laugh. When you get addicted to that 'high', you'll be digging out every opportunity to make people laugh. There're not too many better things in the world than seeing people around you uncontrollably laughing at something funny you said.
 
4. Educate yourself
 
The lesser topics you know, the lesser genres of humour you can explore. There's a reason why all people with a great sense of humour are informed and intelligent. It takes much exposure to the outside world to be able to make most jokes. If you're a quiet, silent guy, who likes to shield himself in the darkness of your room, you won't have too much room to play with. Literally.
 
5. Learn from the experts
 
Watch humorous movies. Watch stand-up comedies. Watch funny soaps. The trick is not to watch with the ulterior motive of trying to learn the art. I always tell people who want to learn English to avoid watching films with that motive in the back of their head. It's when you truly immerse yourself and enjoy something that your mind automatically picks up certain things. This way, the whole exercise also stops seeming like work.
 
6. Enjoy conversations and experiment
 
Face it, you can't say a joke if you don't enjoy conversations. Learn to be open-minded, and talk and listen to people. The more you talk, the better you'll get at it. Similarly, the more you joke, the more you'll discover your area of strength. Experiment. Try various genres. Word play, sarcasm, slapstick ... you'll figure out based on people's reactions what your strength is. The more you play, the better you'll get. Also, remember: There aren't too many things in the world that you cannot joke about.

7. Timing: Strike when the time is right. You need to know when is the opportune moment to unleash the humor Kraken. 

8. Quick thinking and Wordplay: "Most important part of English language are punctuations. They are the ones which differentiate 'I helped Uncle Jack, off a horse' from 'I helped Uncle jack off a horse'".

 

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