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sufferring in solace 
glittering in public 
duality of our lives 
is the unfortunate reality 

stories hidden in our faces 
never heard , never read
our strengths and weaknesses
werent understood ,
werent acknowledged
misunderstood there we stood
grinning from end to end 
trying to hide 
the stroms and turmoil
that we are 
yet to overcome
we havent 
yet withstood 

why ? 
why do we run this facade
what will people think they said !
never really understood 
this reasioning , this logic
yet i stand here like everyone else
uncannily happy 
mosy definitely stupid!
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Life Quotes
You can never cling on to the past, because no matter how Tightly you hold on, its already gone. - TED MOSBY



The thing about stupid decisions is that we all make them, but
time is funny, it could take a stupid decision and turn in to something
entirely different, which you never know.. just stick out for it.


Never give up on your dream.. you never know it could someday become a reality!



Ever seen two kids playing with a rubber band?
Two innocent kids holding on to a rubber band and both stretching it.
Do you know who gets hurt when the rubber band breaks or if someone lets go?
The person holding on to it...


When a butterfly flaps its wings in one part of the world it can cause a hurricane in another part of the world. - Butterfly Effect



Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. - Newton


"Exactly. See, it's pretty clear how inconsequential our actions are in the larger scheme of things."
"Main is baat se sehmat nahi hoon. Hamaare har kaam ka prabhav karaakash mein rehte har parmanu par padta hai. Agar yeh baat sach nahi, toh phir sab nirarthak hai. What is the sense of existence then? The hedonism and nihilism of your namesake, Charvaka?" - Ship of Thesus

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This is beyond science  Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be; that's stupid. So be yourself. #NojotoQuote

 

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How can one develops his or her sense of humor :

1. Ability to laugh at self
 
It's amazing how genuinely funny self-deprecatory jokes can be. If you're a serious brooding person who thinks that you're better than the world, forget this genre. But you'll be losing a lot.
 
2. Being able to take things lightly
 
This is the foundation from which you can take off into the world of humour. If you usually get worked up over every single little thing, chances are you're going to struggle to crack a joke. Let's face it; you'll be in no mood to think of anything funny.
 
3. Enjoy being the cause of laughter
 
Almost every single funny person I've ever met has this trait. There's a certain pride and selflessness that's part of being able to make people laugh. When you get addicted to that 'high', you'll be digging out every opportunity to make people laugh. There're not too many better things in the world than seeing people around you uncontrollably laughing at something funny you said.
 
4. Educate yourself
 
The lesser topics you know, the lesser genres of humour you can explore. There's a reason why all people with a great sense of humour are informed and intelligent. It takes much exposure to the outside world to be able to make most jokes. If you're a quiet, silent guy, who likes to shield himself in the darkness of your room, you won't have too much room to play with. Literally.
 
5. Learn from the experts
 
Watch humorous movies. Watch stand-up comedies. Watch funny soaps. The trick is not to watch with the ulterior motive of trying to learn the art. I always tell people who want to learn English to avoid watching films with that motive in the back of their head. It's when you truly immerse yourself and enjoy something that your mind automatically picks up certain things. This way, the whole exercise also stops seeming like work.
 
6. Enjoy conversations and experiment
 
Face it, you can't say a joke if you don't enjoy conversations. Learn to be open-minded, and talk and listen to people. The more you talk, the better you'll get at it. Similarly, the more you joke, the more you'll discover your area of strength. Experiment. Try various genres. Word play, sarcasm, slapstick ... you'll figure out based on people's reactions what your strength is. The more you play, the better you'll get. Also, remember: There aren't too many things in the world that you cannot joke about.

7. Timing: Strike when the time is right. You need to know when is the opportune moment to unleash the humor Kraken. 

8. Quick thinking and Wordplay: "Most important part of English language are punctuations. They are the ones which differentiate 'I helped Uncle Jack, off a horse' from 'I helped Uncle jack off a horse'".

 

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Stupid countries attacks each other in the name of war while the cunning traders of arms makes more & more profit.In modern world war has also become a high profit trade.

#stupid #Countries #attacks #War #cunning #profit #Trade

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