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"Menu yaad ae Ohh vakt jo tere nal bitaya Menu yaad ae Ohh glla jo tere nal kitiya c kdy Menu yaad ae Ohh pyar dy bol jo tu kdy menu bolya krdi c Menu yaad ehh Ohh Naam jo tu kdy menu akhya krdi c Menu yaad ae Ohh SB jhoot jo tu menu kdy boly Menu yaad ae Ohh SB jo tu mere nal kita Menu yaad ae Ohh pyar jo tera Dil ch nyi dimag ch c"

Menu yaad ae 
Ohh vakt jo tere nal bitaya 
Menu yaad ae 
Ohh glla jo tere nal kitiya c kdy 
Menu yaad ae 
Ohh pyar dy bol jo tu kdy menu bolya krdi c 
Menu yaad ehh 
Ohh Naam jo tu kdy menu akhya krdi c 
Menu yaad ae 
Ohh SB jhoot jo tu menu kdy boly
Menu yaad ae 
Ohh SB jo tu mere nal kita 
Menu yaad ae 
Ohh pyar jo tera Dil ch nyi dimag ch c

menu yaad ae😏😏😏🙏🙏

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"Rishtedaaron ne shaadi ke naam par meri gaand maar rakhi hai (Full poem in caption) #NojotoQuote"

Rishtedaaron ne shaadi ke naam par meri gaand maar rakhi hai
(Full poem in caption) #NojotoQuote

26 kaa ho gaye ho beta,
Aao, Shaadi ki baat karein!
Batao naa,
Hum tumhaari shaadi karaayein,
Yaa pehle se tumhaari koi sakhi hai?
Rishtedaaron ne meri shaadi ke naam par gaand maar rakhi hai

Kyun nahi karte Shaadi tum?
Tumhaari umr mein hum toh shaadi ke liye kaafi utaavle the,
Kya tumhaara man nahi karta?

Shaayad vajah pata hai humein,
Sach bata tu? Kya tune Shaadi se pehle hi sex kar rakhi hai?!
Rishtedaaron ne meri shaadi ke naam par gaand maar rakhi hai

Shaadi.com par profile banaane kaa waqt aa gaya hai beta,
Kyun ab tak tinder par sapiophile waali profile bana rakhi hai?
Rishtedaaron ne meri shaadi ke naam par gaand maar rakhi hai

Chhoti behen ko bola main,
Chup karva naa inn rishtedaaron ko,
Iss shaadi ke dabaav mein ghutan ho rahi hai mujhe,

Kambaqt chhotti behen bholi,
Shaadi karlo naa bhaiya,
Maine toh aapki shaadi ke liye saari bhi khareed rakhi hai!
Rishtedaaron ne Meri shaadi ke naam par gaand maar rakhi hai

Bole rishtedaar,
Parivaar kaa sabse bada hai tu,
Tu shaadi nahi karega,
Toh tujhse chhote kaise maanenge kanjar?
Samajh bete, teri vajah se meri 24 saal waali ladki bhi bigdi ho rakhi hai,
Rishtedaaron ne meri shaadi ke naam par gaand maar rakhi hai

Bas ek aur manokaamna hai,
Engineer hai, Doctor bahu dilwaade beta,
“Kyun?" Main pucha.
Ghar mein ek computer theek Karne waala, aur beemar aadmi ko theek karne waali ho,
Toh hi ghar sukhi hai,
Rishtedaaron ne meri shaadi ke naam par gaand maar rakhi hai

26 ki umr mein mere do bachche the,
Zimmedaariyaan thi,
Tokta zaroor hun tujhe,
Par andar se jalta bhi hun,
Ki bc tu kyun abhi tak sukhi hai?
Rishtedaaron ne meri shaadi ke naam par gaand maar rakhi hai.

#Marriage #Hindi #Hindipoetry #Poetry #midtwenties

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"Madya kma te bchaye mere malka,har sah na chrni laye mere malka,je me pula side rahe pavi,na man bhatkavi,tere hath dor malka,jive ptaa pte de nal tani te ragra nal pani eda tere lod malka..🙏"

Madya kma te bchaye mere malka,har sah na  chrni laye mere malka,je me pula side rahe pavi,na man bhatkavi,tere hath dor malka,jive ptaa pte de nal tani te ragra nal pani eda tere lod malka..🙏

🙏🙏

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"#OpenPoetry main raja ni koi fer b saare menu jaan de bawa bawa kehnde menu munde mere haan de na mere kol jyada paise na ghre khdoti koi gaddi kaali main ta ameer pura dill da ve paven halle meri jeban khali ve menu likhna ni aanda main na koi bdda likhari likhda main ohi gallan dillon jinna de vich ve maine jindagi gujari sikhya main jindagi ch k ithe koi kisi da saga nhi jehde lokki nede si mere dill de ethe ohna to hi milli menu daga si hauli hauli fer ve menu smjh aya ethe kehan nu ta sb koi apna ve par tym aun te hr koi paraya ve dhyaan naal suno mri gllan veer keh k ethe loki lende jaan ne main dasda dill di gallan ta hi menu saare jaan de hn bawa bawa kehnde menu munde mere haan de"

#OpenPoetry main raja ni koi 
fer b saare menu jaan de
bawa bawa kehnde menu 
munde mere haan de
na mere kol jyada paise
na ghre khdoti koi gaddi kaali
main ta ameer pura dill da ve
paven halle meri jeban khali
ve menu likhna ni aanda 
main na koi bdda likhari
likhda main ohi gallan dillon
jinna de vich ve maine jindagi gujari
sikhya main jindagi ch 
k ithe koi kisi da saga nhi
jehde lokki nede si mere dill de
ethe ohna to hi milli menu daga si
hauli hauli fer ve menu smjh aya 
ethe kehan nu ta sb koi apna ve
par tym aun te hr koi paraya
ve dhyaan naal suno mri gllan
veer keh k ethe loki lende jaan ne
main dasda dill di gallan 
ta hi menu saare jaan de
hn bawa bawa kehnde menu
munde mere haan de

bawa_bawa

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"Lgda ae m Chan vich tenu vekheya ni,. Lgda ae tu tareya de vich vasdiye,,. Lgda ae tu fulla de vich chhupi hoi,,.. Lgda ae tu kaliyan de vich hasdiye,,.. Kyo lgda , ae kyo lgda,. Menu kyo lgda ae...... ...... Pahla ta Dil mera c, Hun ae tera ho gya,,.. Mudke vapis na aaya, Ik vari ae jo gya.... Kyo lgda ae meri dhadkan vich Tu ae.,, Kyo lgda ae mere jism Di, Tu ruh ae Kyo lgda , ae kyo lgda, Menu kyu lgda ae,,..... ..... lgda ae jive tere bin mar javange,, Lgda ae tetho vichhad ke ji na pavange,,. Kyu lgda tu Dhot lai zaruri ae,,. Kyu lgda tere bina jindgii adhuri ae,,... Kyo lgda , ae kyo lgda,, Menu kyu lgda ae,,,,,.... ....................Dhot"

Lgda  ae  m  Chan  vich  tenu  vekheya  ni,.
Lgda  ae  tu  tareya  de  vich  vasdiye,,.
Lgda  ae  tu  fulla  de  vich  chhupi  hoi,,..
Lgda  ae  tu  kaliyan  de  vich  hasdiye,,..
Kyo  lgda ,  ae  kyo  lgda,.
Menu  kyo  lgda  ae......
......
Pahla  ta  Dil  mera  c,
Hun  ae  tera  ho  gya,,..
Mudke   vapis  na  aaya,
Ik  vari  ae  jo  gya....
Kyo  lgda  ae  meri  dhadkan  vich  Tu  ae.,,
Kyo lgda  ae mere  jism  Di,
Tu  ruh  ae
Kyo  lgda , ae  kyo  lgda,
Menu  kyu  lgda  ae,,.....
.....
lgda  ae  jive  tere  bin  mar  javange,,
Lgda  ae  tetho  vichhad  ke  ji  na  pavange,,.
Kyu  lgda  tu Dhot  lai  zaruri  ae,,.
Kyu  lgda  tere  bina  jindgii  adhuri ae,,...
Kyo  lgda , ae  kyo  lgda,,
Menu  kyu  lgda  ae,,,,,....
....................Dhot

menu kyo lgda ae,,,,..

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"Menu yaad ae Ohh vakt jo tere nal bitaya Menu yaad ae Ohh glla jo tere nal kitiya c kdy Menu yaad ae Ohh pyar dy bol jo tu kdy menu bolya krdi c Menu yaad ehh Ohh Naam jo tu kdy menu akhya krdi c Menu yaad ae Ohh SB jhoot jo tu menu kdy boly Menu yaad ae Ohh SB jo tu mere nal kita Menu yaad ae Ohh pyar jo tera Dil ch nyi dimag ch c"

Menu yaad ae 
Ohh vakt jo tere nal bitaya 
Menu yaad ae 
Ohh glla jo tere nal kitiya c kdy 
Menu yaad ae 
Ohh pyar dy bol jo tu kdy menu bolya krdi c 
Menu yaad ehh 
Ohh Naam jo tu kdy menu akhya krdi c 
Menu yaad ae 
Ohh SB jhoot jo tu menu kdy boly
Menu yaad ae 
Ohh SB jo tu mere nal kita 
Menu yaad ae 
Ohh pyar jo tera Dil ch nyi dimag ch c

menu yaad ae😏😏😏🙏🙏

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"Rishtedaaron ne shaadi ke naam par meri gaand maar rakhi hai (Full poem in caption) #NojotoQuote"

Rishtedaaron ne shaadi ke naam par meri gaand maar rakhi hai
(Full poem in caption) #NojotoQuote

26 kaa ho gaye ho beta,
Aao, Shaadi ki baat karein!
Batao naa,
Hum tumhaari shaadi karaayein,
Yaa pehle se tumhaari koi sakhi hai?
Rishtedaaron ne meri shaadi ke naam par gaand maar rakhi hai

Kyun nahi karte Shaadi tum?
Tumhaari umr mein hum toh shaadi ke liye kaafi utaavle the,
Kya tumhaara man nahi karta?

Shaayad vajah pata hai humein,
Sach bata tu? Kya tune Shaadi se pehle hi sex kar rakhi hai?!
Rishtedaaron ne meri shaadi ke naam par gaand maar rakhi hai

Shaadi.com par profile banaane kaa waqt aa gaya hai beta,
Kyun ab tak tinder par sapiophile waali profile bana rakhi hai?
Rishtedaaron ne meri shaadi ke naam par gaand maar rakhi hai

Chhoti behen ko bola main,
Chup karva naa inn rishtedaaron ko,
Iss shaadi ke dabaav mein ghutan ho rahi hai mujhe,

Kambaqt chhotti behen bholi,
Shaadi karlo naa bhaiya,
Maine toh aapki shaadi ke liye saari bhi khareed rakhi hai!
Rishtedaaron ne Meri shaadi ke naam par gaand maar rakhi hai

Bole rishtedaar,
Parivaar kaa sabse bada hai tu,
Tu shaadi nahi karega,
Toh tujhse chhote kaise maanenge kanjar?
Samajh bete, teri vajah se meri 24 saal waali ladki bhi bigdi ho rakhi hai,
Rishtedaaron ne meri shaadi ke naam par gaand maar rakhi hai

Bas ek aur manokaamna hai,
Engineer hai, Doctor bahu dilwaade beta,
“Kyun?" Main pucha.
Ghar mein ek computer theek Karne waala, aur beemar aadmi ko theek karne waali ho,
Toh hi ghar sukhi hai,
Rishtedaaron ne meri shaadi ke naam par gaand maar rakhi hai

26 ki umr mein mere do bachche the,
Zimmedaariyaan thi,
Tokta zaroor hun tujhe,
Par andar se jalta bhi hun,
Ki bc tu kyun abhi tak sukhi hai?
Rishtedaaron ne meri shaadi ke naam par gaand maar rakhi hai.

#Marriage #Hindi #Hindipoetry #Poetry #midtwenties

7 Love

"Madya kma te bchaye mere malka,har sah na chrni laye mere malka,je me pula side rahe pavi,na man bhatkavi,tere hath dor malka,jive ptaa pte de nal tani te ragra nal pani eda tere lod malka..🙏"

Madya kma te bchaye mere malka,har sah na  chrni laye mere malka,je me pula side rahe pavi,na man bhatkavi,tere hath dor malka,jive ptaa pte de nal tani te ragra nal pani eda tere lod malka..🙏

🙏🙏

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"#OpenPoetry main raja ni koi fer b saare menu jaan de bawa bawa kehnde menu munde mere haan de na mere kol jyada paise na ghre khdoti koi gaddi kaali main ta ameer pura dill da ve paven halle meri jeban khali ve menu likhna ni aanda main na koi bdda likhari likhda main ohi gallan dillon jinna de vich ve maine jindagi gujari sikhya main jindagi ch k ithe koi kisi da saga nhi jehde lokki nede si mere dill de ethe ohna to hi milli menu daga si hauli hauli fer ve menu smjh aya ethe kehan nu ta sb koi apna ve par tym aun te hr koi paraya ve dhyaan naal suno mri gllan veer keh k ethe loki lende jaan ne main dasda dill di gallan ta hi menu saare jaan de hn bawa bawa kehnde menu munde mere haan de"

#OpenPoetry main raja ni koi 
fer b saare menu jaan de
bawa bawa kehnde menu 
munde mere haan de
na mere kol jyada paise
na ghre khdoti koi gaddi kaali
main ta ameer pura dill da ve
paven halle meri jeban khali
ve menu likhna ni aanda 
main na koi bdda likhari
likhda main ohi gallan dillon
jinna de vich ve maine jindagi gujari
sikhya main jindagi ch 
k ithe koi kisi da saga nhi
jehde lokki nede si mere dill de
ethe ohna to hi milli menu daga si
hauli hauli fer ve menu smjh aya 
ethe kehan nu ta sb koi apna ve
par tym aun te hr koi paraya
ve dhyaan naal suno mri gllan
veer keh k ethe loki lende jaan ne
main dasda dill di gallan 
ta hi menu saare jaan de
hn bawa bawa kehnde menu
munde mere haan de

bawa_bawa

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"Lgda ae m Chan vich tenu vekheya ni,. Lgda ae tu tareya de vich vasdiye,,. Lgda ae tu fulla de vich chhupi hoi,,.. Lgda ae tu kaliyan de vich hasdiye,,.. Kyo lgda , ae kyo lgda,. Menu kyo lgda ae...... ...... Pahla ta Dil mera c, Hun ae tera ho gya,,.. Mudke vapis na aaya, Ik vari ae jo gya.... Kyo lgda ae meri dhadkan vich Tu ae.,, Kyo lgda ae mere jism Di, Tu ruh ae Kyo lgda , ae kyo lgda, Menu kyu lgda ae,,..... ..... lgda ae jive tere bin mar javange,, Lgda ae tetho vichhad ke ji na pavange,,. Kyu lgda tu Dhot lai zaruri ae,,. Kyu lgda tere bina jindgii adhuri ae,,... Kyo lgda , ae kyo lgda,, Menu kyu lgda ae,,,,,.... ....................Dhot"

Lgda  ae  m  Chan  vich  tenu  vekheya  ni,.
Lgda  ae  tu  tareya  de  vich  vasdiye,,.
Lgda  ae  tu  fulla  de  vich  chhupi  hoi,,..
Lgda  ae  tu  kaliyan  de  vich  hasdiye,,..
Kyo  lgda ,  ae  kyo  lgda,.
Menu  kyo  lgda  ae......
......
Pahla  ta  Dil  mera  c,
Hun  ae  tera  ho  gya,,..
Mudke   vapis  na  aaya,
Ik  vari  ae  jo  gya....
Kyo  lgda  ae  meri  dhadkan  vich  Tu  ae.,,
Kyo lgda  ae mere  jism  Di,
Tu  ruh  ae
Kyo  lgda , ae  kyo  lgda,
Menu  kyu  lgda  ae,,.....
.....
lgda  ae  jive  tere  bin  mar  javange,,
Lgda  ae  tetho  vichhad  ke  ji  na  pavange,,.
Kyu  lgda  tu Dhot  lai  zaruri  ae,,.
Kyu  lgda  tere  bina  jindgii  adhuri ae,,...
Kyo  lgda , ae  kyo  lgda,,
Menu  kyu  lgda  ae,,,,,....
....................Dhot

menu kyo lgda ae,,,,..

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