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What is wrong with bollywood and Indian movies?

This question was asked to me on Quora which is a social media app for asking questions and getting answers

Read the answer below #NojotoQuote

Okay, I keep seeing these same kind of questions again and again on Quora.

Let me ask you a question instead

When you are asking this kind of question, what is your thinking behind it?

Are you asking because you feel bollywood movies look lame compared to Hollywood movies or is it the fact that you are simply fed up seeing from your childhood same kind of bad Hollywood copy bullshit from people like Karan Johar?

Whatever the reason maybe, do any of you can come up with an uniform idea what exactly do you want to see from bollywood movies?

I don't think so, you won't be able to agree to any one single idea

What does that tell you?

We don't have any clue what we want from bollywood movies

But we don't like it

Why?

Because we are a confused country

We are a mordern country based on mediaeval sentiment as a result we are constantly struggling between mordernity and nostalgia

When we watch a Hollywood movie, we ask ourselves subconsciously, why bollywood movies can't be like that?

Well, Karan Johar (I never liked any of his movies) also ask himself that :D

But he can't really make one like that either

He tries but it turns everytime into a stupid hollywood copy bullshit waste of time movie

Now, let's say that he is a bad movie maker but even if for arguments sake, let's say he is a decent movie maker, then why can't he make good movies?

Because people like him also confused what to do in India, just like it's viewers

First of all, there's no story in most of the bollywood movies, in students of year, he created college students that don't exist in India.

Sidharth Malhotra's character is supposed to be a guy from places like California who is after becoming adult moved away from his parents house and living in places like Miami, he is a rich kid which is why well groomed from childhood but now he is poor as he is working as bartender in Miami so basically a rich world scenario

Siddharth Malhotra's character is supposed to be like that

Now, imagine such character in India where even word sex is taboo

What an irony!!!

Karan Johar really wants to turn Mumbai into California but he can't really do that either

Ha, ha, too bad for him censor board will police him

So in a way, he feels his hands are tied behind his back therefore end product is stupid

Then why movies like that have certain fan base

Because we don't live in conservative religious world anymore

Due to internet, Indians can see world in their home

So in a conservative society, western liberal world is very interesting therefore Indians want that in India but unfortunately it is not possible as long as older generations are in power

Therefore they have to satisfy themselves seeing bullshit Karan Johar movie because we hate our conservative society and it's life style, we don't like to admit but everyone knows this :D

So there's always a demand for such movies in India

Karan Johar knows that

Another one is body shaming, women's skin showing and confusion around it in bollywood and it's viewers:

What is general argument against Bollywood? It's stereo type women body over sexualisation . Well even in western flims they do that very very well and with quite success. I am sure you know exactly what I am taking about here. Actually a universal truth is sex sells and it sells well. Naked women body is such fuss therefore. So those item song you see in bollywood they are very soft version of those sex comedy in Hollywood or other western flims. In India you will see two kinds of critique of Bollywood - one is against those sanskari babuji type flims and another against these objectification of women body. Yet most of them will have no problem watching western Erotica or flims with nudity. Rest will be ultra conservative , so they will probably be stay clear of these. The question is why? Well to give an answer to that question some of them will say that because the scene demands it and they showed it with maturity. That's absolutely bullshit statement. That's actually showing they have no idea what they are taking about- there is some basic difference between western public and Indian public. In the West , there has been sexual revolution. It did not happen here. So thinking process of both the civilization formed over completely different base.

‌In western countries, people can have sex almost in front of their parents and children. Women can take their top off in public place such as on bitch. Couple can make out in public places with hands everywhere. These are unthinkable in India. So when there's a sex scene in western flims or full frontal nudity, it's not a big deal to western public but it is to Indian public.

‌Then what is the difference- the whole sexual revolution came on the basis of rejecting the morality of constructive religion - in this case Christianity - one of the reason today orthodox Christian are the real minority in West. In the West people realised quite early that morality is makeshift thing which is created by ancient people to control the society so that it doesn't go chaotic as they had limited knowledge about things around them. It was a best thought in that circumstances. But with time they realised what are the weakness of makeshift thing like morality . They realised that one can only make the morality work in real life if they are aware of its limitations otherwise any thought process of thinking it as absolute could hault progress , evolution, innovative thought process and eventually end of human civilization. This is the kind of thinking brought sexual revolution.

‌Now in India people don't think this way. Most often people don't even know how to think this way. They are not even aware of this . So as a result what's happening - on one hand people like conservative things and on the other hand people with more global mixing thought process don't exactly know why they are criticising certain things and that is why they made up argument based on very weird circumstances so that their whole argument gets at time contradicted with their act. Because they don't have the basic understanding of certain things like western public , they are saying to themselves - this is what happens in West so you better suck it up.

‌The problem with the Bollywood is actually what is the problem with India. As I said before India is a modern country based on mediveal morality and religion. So people are confused with the clash of modernity and mediveal morality and religion. Most liberal people are also not completely out of this confused lot. Most often these people take certain positions which can be very modern in certain way but in other ways same old morality and religious pampering. Because they don't get this modern world like western public do as I said before because of their different base of thinking process.

This is why so much hue and cry over Indian movies.

Truth is Indian movies won't change as long as Indian society remains conservative religious and sensor board there to police them.

Movie makers think that ordinary Indian life style are boring so a story on Indian life style won't be that exciting hence there's so many biopic on interesting Indian character in recent times due to all this criticism in recent times and those period movies therefore dramatized to do some kind of glam up for the same reason as well irrespective of the fact that they know they are going to get flak for that and in a way that's good for publicity

But as long as ordinary Indian people's life style won't be interesting enough to show on silver screen, you will keep seeing same Karan Johar bullshit again and again because we have a lot of stories but they are not that interesting enough to sell

This is an unfortunate reality

Edit: Hinduism bashing in Bollywood is completely different, I need to write a different answer for that :D

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Why is in Hollywood new actors or less known actors play in Superhero character but in Bollywood only superstars play Superhero character?

Well plenty of reason-

Hollywood is sea compared to Bollywood that is why it's market is made of global viewers which means talents are coming from everywhere.

In America, people live or coming to get a job like this from all over the world, and they have to struggle a lot to reach there so in that process they become extremely good

Hollywood isn't bound by anything unlike Bollywood.

Bollywood is bound by sensor board

Bollywood is bound by limited money compared to Hollywood

Talents are not always as good as in Bollywood compared to Hollywood

Indian viewers don't want to see every kind of movie as India is a conservative developing country therefore very sensitive to most things, therefore sensor board still exists

India is modern country based on old world sentiments and morality therefore very sensitive to most things, therefore sensor board still exists

Indian movie makers know unlike in Hollywood, in Bollywood to make a movie hit isn't so simple, it is very complex rather. There is no particular theory that can guarantee its success or failure as Indian movie don't have much freedom when it comes to movie making

Unlike in Hollywood, in Bollywood story doesn't take first priority, it's not even a second or third priority, one can be argued whether it is even fourth priority or not.

Production house are therefore very conservative and insecured about spending money on projects that are slightly different from usual

Superstar charisma is big reason for success in Bollywood movies

People thinks that one can expect their kind of movies only from their favourite superstars, whereas in Hollywood there are plenty of superstars exist infact so much so that superstar concept itself isn't that relevant.

Most importantly young actors are way better in Hollywood than in Bollywood

Young actors are well groomed from childhood in Hollywood whereas only film industry's and rich people's sons and daughters are well groomed from childhood in Bollywood which means not all of are neither good finished material or even good actors.

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Om Puri Dies at 66: Best 5 movies of the legendary actor
Om Puri has been a lively part of Indian and Pakistani film industry and has also been a part of various Hollywood movies.The Padma Shri awardee passed away on January 06, 2016, at 66 years of age
Om Puri is one of the most versatile actors who has been a part of a broad genre of films. The Padma Shri awardee passed away today morning, on January 06, 2016, at 66 years of age. Om Puri has been a lively part of Indian and Pakistani film industry and has also been a part of various Hollywood movies. The actor has also participated in various social causes and has been one of the most straightforward actors who has voiced his opinions from time to time.
According to reports, the actor suffered a heart attack this morning. The actor has had a long spanning career of 44 years in the film industry, since his debut in the Marathi movie, Ghashiram Kotwal. The actor is most remembered for his cop roles where he has played a the good, bad and powerless cop. As the industry and the world mourn this great loss, here are the top five performances in the memory of this incredibly talented actor.
1. Ardh Satya
Ardh Satya is a 1983 movie directed by Govind Nihalani and one of the initial movies where Om Puri played a policeman. The film also stars Amrish Puri, Smita Patil, Naseeruddin Shah, and Sadashiv Amrapurkar, and features a theme poem by the Marathi writer Dilip Chitre. The movie itself has considered as one of the best cop dramas, and the actor won a National award for his portrayal of Sub-Inspector, Anant Velankar.2. GhayalGhayal has been one of the best 90s movies. The movie, which had Sunny Deol and Meenakshi Seshadri in the lead, also had Om Puri in the role of the good cop. Om Puri played the role of ACP Joe D’Souza, who tried his best to work within the system and do the right thing. The actor continued to play this role and won our hearts in the sequel, Ghayal Once Again.3. DrohkaalThis 1994 crime drama was one of the first movies to portray India’s fight with terrorism. The movie has Om Puri in the lead role along with Naseeruddin Shah. They both play the role of good and honest law enforces in the film,. The movie also examines the mental and psychological trauma that honest police officers go through in their fight against terrorism.4. MaqboolMaqbool is a 2003 Vishal Bharadwaj drama based on play Macbeth by Shakespeare. The movie had Pankaj Kapoor, Irrfan Khan, Tabu and Masumeh Makhija in the lead role. However, the role of Om Puri and Naseeruddin Shah were that of one of the best supporting characters. They played the comic role of corrupt police inspectors-cum-astrologers.5. Actor In LawThis 2016 Pakistani socio-comedy marked the debut of Om Puri in the Pakistani film industry. Directed by Nabeel Qureshi, the movie has Om Puri as Rafaqat Mirza, the strict dad who wants his son to be a lawyer. The actor’s role in the film was highly appreciated.

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Well, anyone can answer this question because most Indian grew up watching this movies. So I am not going to go into every single cliches. Because there's a lot. Instead I am going to mention some general ones and then most importantly I am going to explain why that is exactly.

Because it is important to point out the flaws but why that is more important.

Cliche number 1>

Looks, Looks, looks. Mr Roshan and Deepika Padukone.
Unless you look like her or him, you should live boringly or don't deserve anything.

Cliche number 2>

Finding love is the ultimate goal when without money and job or business everything else is meaningless in real life

Cliche number 3>

90% movies are love stories. Almost as if there's nothing exist other than love between two characters.

Cliche number 4>

Nerds don't get girls or hunk. So even if you are one, you can adapt. But in real life people change very slowly. Atleast in Indian context

Cliche number 5>

Happy ending. Really!!! Happy endings. In real life happy endings are rare.

These are all basic cliches of Indian movies, I am sure a lot more exist. But the point is not that. The point is why do they exist in the first place?

There's reason why bollywood do what it does

Look, India is still a Conservative society so they can't really show everything like western movies.

There's a lot of taboo attached and yet bollywood producers in their mind need to show something that is attractive and not boring to make viewers to buy tickets to go watch it in hall from Indian stand point as a result one would get certain over glamourised doctored version of reality because conservative society tend to be boring for silver screen

Having success in life is more important than anything else. After all you can't love someone when you are hungry :D

But Indian society is Conservative traditional one, it can't go beyond certain things.

This success in life is so very important and yet Indian society's conservative life style doesn't permit one to be truly professional. Because when a person truly professional, he and she can only then increase his or her true potential to work eithic hence a lot of progress in work place hence a lot of income.

What is truly professional?

Everything in your life centred around your job or business, your relationship only exist to take care of your mental aspect to be more efficient in your work place which means you don't necessarily have to have those traditional Indian marriage system, maybe one night stand and short term relationships are more suitable in that way. Basically relationships are there for you so that you don't feel alone and get distracted in your job or business.

Relationship are not primary in your life

Why am I saying all this?

Because most of the bollywood movies are copied from Hollywood movies. I am talking about rom com ones.

A guy in New York works in some MNC and then he suddenly met a girl in train who works in some NGO.

They talked, they laughed, they spent one evening, they made love to each other, they moved on to their lives next day.

Suddenly, hero and heroines realised that they are missing each other.

Love story starts.

This is a common plot in Hollywood rom com.

Bollywood copies it and make Indian version movie out of that.

But underlined line they are missing that unlike Indian society, these people's lives are not centred around marriage or family rather their job.

In the meantime, they sleep with their opposite gender not to feel alone.

They are potraying a perfect life of true professional which does not happen in India.

Because we don't know the meaning of true professional which is why our work culture also suffer. Truly professional isn't possible in Indian conservative middle class society anyway with large family and traditional customs. So work culture hampers as well.

So when bollywood is copying Hollywood, they are missing out that both the individual in stories don't have conservative big families to tell how they should live their lives. They are basically free and have money from their business and job, so they use that money to beautify themselves. Because they're not otherwise occupied like Indian family with relatives and parents and stuff.

So they look gorgeous.

Because they have money and they're not otherwise occupied to spend that money other than themselves and they work on it everyday.

Now how that is relevant in Indian society where a guy or girl suppose after passing JEE, working in some MNC.

He or she probably came from poor or middle class family where she or he probably have a lot of responsibility of their parents and other relatives in certain cases. Because it is traditional conservative society, parents are putting pressure to get married. Because it is Conservative society, sexual independence is zero hence from growing up days people would less likely to give importance to their looks to attract opposite gender. It's not in the Indian eco system.

In such a situation when bollywood copies Hollywood script to make an Indian version movie, a lot of things would look out of place.

Got it now why cliches are existing?

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9 Awesome Things You Can Experience For Free In India


India is a large and varied land. One of the few things that unite all of us is our quest for free and inexpensive things. No matter how affluent you are, freebies and discounts always attract you.
So, we have tried to create a list of few things that you can enjoy absolutely free of cost in your own country.
1. Read rare books at the National Library.
Image sourceThe National Library, Kolkata is the largest library in India. The library was opened for providing free assistance to needy students. You can enjoy the reading facilities of this iconic library, absolutely free of cost.
You can stay as long as you want and read as many books as you want.
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2.  Enjoy lip smacking food at the famous religious kitchens of India for free.
Image sourceIn India, there are many religious places that offer you great food without charging you a single penny. Places likethe Golden Temple, Amritsar, the Sri Sai Sansthan Prasadalaya, Shirdi and Jagannath Temple, Puri are just some of the places that offer delicious food absolutely free of cost.
3. Go to the India-Nepal border and visit a foreign land for free.
Image sourceWe all wish to go outside India, at least once but often the expenses becomes a major hindrance. Though we admit Nepal might not fulfill your definition of abroad but it still remains a foreign land which requires no entry fee.
4. Go the top of the Jama Masjid Minarets to enjoy the view of the city.
Image sourceAnybody who has been to the top of the Jama Masjid Minarets in Delhi would agree that it is an experience of a lifetime. Once you reach the top of the minaret, it actually feels like you can see the entire city.
It is one of the best things one can enjoy in Delhi, without spending a single penny.
5. Visit India’s only sanitary museum.
Image sourceThough the idea of visiting a sanitary museum might sound a little weird but trust me it is one of the unique experiences you will ever have. The museum is open 365 days and the Time magazine has rated it amongst the weirdest museums in the world.And you don’t even need to spend any extra bucks to visit this unique and exciting place.
6. Enjoy lip-smacking pakoda, chops and cutlets for free on Netaji’s bday.
Image sourceWell, believe it or not, there is actually a shop in north Kolkata known as the Laxmi Narayan Shaw and Sons, which serves its best items for free on Netaji’s birthday.
It is said that even Ramkrishna Paramhansa used to enjoy the ‘telebhajas’ from this shop.
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7. Watch films for free at Film festivals.
Image sourceIf you want to enjoy a good film for free then film festivals are your place. In most of the film festivals that are held across India, they screen many films for which you do not need to pay a single rupee for the tickets.
8. Enjoy an exotic experience at Auroville in Puducherry.
Image sourceAnybody who has been to Puducherry would admit that it is one of the prettiest places in the country. You might be a little surprised to know that you can actually enjoy to entire stay in Pondicherry absolutely free.
All you need to do is contact the ashram and sign up with them and they would often provide you free accommodation and free food. Interestingly, that is not all, in Auroville, you can attend things like Yoga classes, film screenings, and most these stuff do not cost you any extra bucks.
9. Visit chocolate factories in Ooty and enjoy free chocolates.
Image sourceThere is hardly any place in India which as pretty and romantic as Ooty. This beautiful hill-station is not only famous for its scenery but also for its brilliant chocolates. Though you might find quite a few chocolate factories.
Not only can you visit these factories for free but most of these factories gives you a coupon that allows you to enjoy complimentary chocolates.
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And you thought nothing is free in this world!

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What is wrong with bollywood and Indian movies?

This question was asked to me on Quora which is a social media app for asking questions and getting answers

Read the answer below #NojotoQuote

Okay, I keep seeing these same kind of questions again and again on Quora.

Let me ask you a question instead

When you are asking this kind of question, what is your thinking behind it?

Are you asking because you feel bollywood movies look lame compared to Hollywood movies or is it the fact that you are simply fed up seeing from your childhood same kind of bad Hollywood copy bullshit from people like Karan Johar?

Whatever the reason maybe, do any of you can come up with an uniform idea what exactly do you want to see from bollywood movies?

I don't think so, you won't be able to agree to any one single idea

What does that tell you?

We don't have any clue what we want from bollywood movies

But we don't like it

Why?

Because we are a confused country

We are a mordern country based on mediaeval sentiment as a result we are constantly struggling between mordernity and nostalgia

When we watch a Hollywood movie, we ask ourselves subconsciously, why bollywood movies can't be like that?

Well, Karan Johar (I never liked any of his movies) also ask himself that :D

But he can't really make one like that either

He tries but it turns everytime into a stupid hollywood copy bullshit waste of time movie

Now, let's say that he is a bad movie maker but even if for arguments sake, let's say he is a decent movie maker, then why can't he make good movies?

Because people like him also confused what to do in India, just like it's viewers

First of all, there's no story in most of the bollywood movies, in students of year, he created college students that don't exist in India.

Sidharth Malhotra's character is supposed to be a guy from places like California who is after becoming adult moved away from his parents house and living in places like Miami, he is a rich kid which is why well groomed from childhood but now he is poor as he is working as bartender in Miami so basically a rich world scenario

Siddharth Malhotra's character is supposed to be like that

Now, imagine such character in India where even word sex is taboo

What an irony!!!

Karan Johar really wants to turn Mumbai into California but he can't really do that either

Ha, ha, too bad for him censor board will police him

So in a way, he feels his hands are tied behind his back therefore end product is stupid

Then why movies like that have certain fan base

Because we don't live in conservative religious world anymore

Due to internet, Indians can see world in their home

So in a conservative society, western liberal world is very interesting therefore Indians want that in India but unfortunately it is not possible as long as older generations are in power

Therefore they have to satisfy themselves seeing bullshit Karan Johar movie because we hate our conservative society and it's life style, we don't like to admit but everyone knows this :D

So there's always a demand for such movies in India

Karan Johar knows that

Another one is body shaming, women's skin showing and confusion around it in bollywood and it's viewers:

What is general argument against Bollywood? It's stereo type women body over sexualisation . Well even in western flims they do that very very well and with quite success. I am sure you know exactly what I am taking about here. Actually a universal truth is sex sells and it sells well. Naked women body is such fuss therefore. So those item song you see in bollywood they are very soft version of those sex comedy in Hollywood or other western flims. In India you will see two kinds of critique of Bollywood - one is against those sanskari babuji type flims and another against these objectification of women body. Yet most of them will have no problem watching western Erotica or flims with nudity. Rest will be ultra conservative , so they will probably be stay clear of these. The question is why? Well to give an answer to that question some of them will say that because the scene demands it and they showed it with maturity. That's absolutely bullshit statement. That's actually showing they have no idea what they are taking about- there is some basic difference between western public and Indian public. In the West , there has been sexual revolution. It did not happen here. So thinking process of both the civilization formed over completely different base.

‌In western countries, people can have sex almost in front of their parents and children. Women can take their top off in public place such as on bitch. Couple can make out in public places with hands everywhere. These are unthinkable in India. So when there's a sex scene in western flims or full frontal nudity, it's not a big deal to western public but it is to Indian public.

‌Then what is the difference- the whole sexual revolution came on the basis of rejecting the morality of constructive religion - in this case Christianity - one of the reason today orthodox Christian are the real minority in West. In the West people realised quite early that morality is makeshift thing which is created by ancient people to control the society so that it doesn't go chaotic as they had limited knowledge about things around them. It was a best thought in that circumstances. But with time they realised what are the weakness of makeshift thing like morality . They realised that one can only make the morality work in real life if they are aware of its limitations otherwise any thought process of thinking it as absolute could hault progress , evolution, innovative thought process and eventually end of human civilization. This is the kind of thinking brought sexual revolution.

‌Now in India people don't think this way. Most often people don't even know how to think this way. They are not even aware of this . So as a result what's happening - on one hand people like conservative things and on the other hand people with more global mixing thought process don't exactly know why they are criticising certain things and that is why they made up argument based on very weird circumstances so that their whole argument gets at time contradicted with their act. Because they don't have the basic understanding of certain things like western public , they are saying to themselves - this is what happens in West so you better suck it up.

‌The problem with the Bollywood is actually what is the problem with India. As I said before India is a modern country based on mediveal morality and religion. So people are confused with the clash of modernity and mediveal morality and religion. Most liberal people are also not completely out of this confused lot. Most often these people take certain positions which can be very modern in certain way but in other ways same old morality and religious pampering. Because they don't get this modern world like western public do as I said before because of their different base of thinking process.

This is why so much hue and cry over Indian movies.

Truth is Indian movies won't change as long as Indian society remains conservative religious and sensor board there to police them.

Movie makers think that ordinary Indian life style are boring so a story on Indian life style won't be that exciting hence there's so many biopic on interesting Indian character in recent times due to all this criticism in recent times and those period movies therefore dramatized to do some kind of glam up for the same reason as well irrespective of the fact that they know they are going to get flak for that and in a way that's good for publicity

But as long as ordinary Indian people's life style won't be interesting enough to show on silver screen, you will keep seeing same Karan Johar bullshit again and again because we have a lot of stories but they are not that interesting enough to sell

This is an unfortunate reality

Edit: Hinduism bashing in Bollywood is completely different, I need to write a different answer for that :D

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Why is in Hollywood new actors or less known actors play in Superhero character but in Bollywood only superstars play Superhero character?

Well plenty of reason-

Hollywood is sea compared to Bollywood that is why it's market is made of global viewers which means talents are coming from everywhere.

In America, people live or coming to get a job like this from all over the world, and they have to struggle a lot to reach there so in that process they become extremely good

Hollywood isn't bound by anything unlike Bollywood.

Bollywood is bound by sensor board

Bollywood is bound by limited money compared to Hollywood

Talents are not always as good as in Bollywood compared to Hollywood

Indian viewers don't want to see every kind of movie as India is a conservative developing country therefore very sensitive to most things, therefore sensor board still exists

India is modern country based on old world sentiments and morality therefore very sensitive to most things, therefore sensor board still exists

Indian movie makers know unlike in Hollywood, in Bollywood to make a movie hit isn't so simple, it is very complex rather. There is no particular theory that can guarantee its success or failure as Indian movie don't have much freedom when it comes to movie making

Unlike in Hollywood, in Bollywood story doesn't take first priority, it's not even a second or third priority, one can be argued whether it is even fourth priority or not.

Production house are therefore very conservative and insecured about spending money on projects that are slightly different from usual

Superstar charisma is big reason for success in Bollywood movies

People thinks that one can expect their kind of movies only from their favourite superstars, whereas in Hollywood there are plenty of superstars exist infact so much so that superstar concept itself isn't that relevant.

Most importantly young actors are way better in Hollywood than in Bollywood

Young actors are well groomed from childhood in Hollywood whereas only film industry's and rich people's sons and daughters are well groomed from childhood in Bollywood which means not all of are neither good finished material or even good actors.

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Om Puri Dies at 66: Best 5 movies of the legendary actor
Om Puri has been a lively part of Indian and Pakistani film industry and has also been a part of various Hollywood movies.The Padma Shri awardee passed away on January 06, 2016, at 66 years of age
Om Puri is one of the most versatile actors who has been a part of a broad genre of films. The Padma Shri awardee passed away today morning, on January 06, 2016, at 66 years of age. Om Puri has been a lively part of Indian and Pakistani film industry and has also been a part of various Hollywood movies. The actor has also participated in various social causes and has been one of the most straightforward actors who has voiced his opinions from time to time.
According to reports, the actor suffered a heart attack this morning. The actor has had a long spanning career of 44 years in the film industry, since his debut in the Marathi movie, Ghashiram Kotwal. The actor is most remembered for his cop roles where he has played a the good, bad and powerless cop. As the industry and the world mourn this great loss, here are the top five performances in the memory of this incredibly talented actor.
1. Ardh Satya
Ardh Satya is a 1983 movie directed by Govind Nihalani and one of the initial movies where Om Puri played a policeman. The film also stars Amrish Puri, Smita Patil, Naseeruddin Shah, and Sadashiv Amrapurkar, and features a theme poem by the Marathi writer Dilip Chitre. The movie itself has considered as one of the best cop dramas, and the actor won a National award for his portrayal of Sub-Inspector, Anant Velankar.2. GhayalGhayal has been one of the best 90s movies. The movie, which had Sunny Deol and Meenakshi Seshadri in the lead, also had Om Puri in the role of the good cop. Om Puri played the role of ACP Joe D’Souza, who tried his best to work within the system and do the right thing. The actor continued to play this role and won our hearts in the sequel, Ghayal Once Again.3. DrohkaalThis 1994 crime drama was one of the first movies to portray India’s fight with terrorism. The movie has Om Puri in the lead role along with Naseeruddin Shah. They both play the role of good and honest law enforces in the film,. The movie also examines the mental and psychological trauma that honest police officers go through in their fight against terrorism.4. MaqboolMaqbool is a 2003 Vishal Bharadwaj drama based on play Macbeth by Shakespeare. The movie had Pankaj Kapoor, Irrfan Khan, Tabu and Masumeh Makhija in the lead role. However, the role of Om Puri and Naseeruddin Shah were that of one of the best supporting characters. They played the comic role of corrupt police inspectors-cum-astrologers.5. Actor In LawThis 2016 Pakistani socio-comedy marked the debut of Om Puri in the Pakistani film industry. Directed by Nabeel Qureshi, the movie has Om Puri as Rafaqat Mirza, the strict dad who wants his son to be a lawyer. The actor’s role in the film was highly appreciated.

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Well, anyone can answer this question because most Indian grew up watching this movies. So I am not going to go into every single cliches. Because there's a lot. Instead I am going to mention some general ones and then most importantly I am going to explain why that is exactly.

Because it is important to point out the flaws but why that is more important.

Cliche number 1>

Looks, Looks, looks. Mr Roshan and Deepika Padukone.
Unless you look like her or him, you should live boringly or don't deserve anything.

Cliche number 2>

Finding love is the ultimate goal when without money and job or business everything else is meaningless in real life

Cliche number 3>

90% movies are love stories. Almost as if there's nothing exist other than love between two characters.

Cliche number 4>

Nerds don't get girls or hunk. So even if you are one, you can adapt. But in real life people change very slowly. Atleast in Indian context

Cliche number 5>

Happy ending. Really!!! Happy endings. In real life happy endings are rare.

These are all basic cliches of Indian movies, I am sure a lot more exist. But the point is not that. The point is why do they exist in the first place?

There's reason why bollywood do what it does

Look, India is still a Conservative society so they can't really show everything like western movies.

There's a lot of taboo attached and yet bollywood producers in their mind need to show something that is attractive and not boring to make viewers to buy tickets to go watch it in hall from Indian stand point as a result one would get certain over glamourised doctored version of reality because conservative society tend to be boring for silver screen

Having success in life is more important than anything else. After all you can't love someone when you are hungry :D

But Indian society is Conservative traditional one, it can't go beyond certain things.

This success in life is so very important and yet Indian society's conservative life style doesn't permit one to be truly professional. Because when a person truly professional, he and she can only then increase his or her true potential to work eithic hence a lot of progress in work place hence a lot of income.

What is truly professional?

Everything in your life centred around your job or business, your relationship only exist to take care of your mental aspect to be more efficient in your work place which means you don't necessarily have to have those traditional Indian marriage system, maybe one night stand and short term relationships are more suitable in that way. Basically relationships are there for you so that you don't feel alone and get distracted in your job or business.

Relationship are not primary in your life

Why am I saying all this?

Because most of the bollywood movies are copied from Hollywood movies. I am talking about rom com ones.

A guy in New York works in some MNC and then he suddenly met a girl in train who works in some NGO.

They talked, they laughed, they spent one evening, they made love to each other, they moved on to their lives next day.

Suddenly, hero and heroines realised that they are missing each other.

Love story starts.

This is a common plot in Hollywood rom com.

Bollywood copies it and make Indian version movie out of that.

But underlined line they are missing that unlike Indian society, these people's lives are not centred around marriage or family rather their job.

In the meantime, they sleep with their opposite gender not to feel alone.

They are potraying a perfect life of true professional which does not happen in India.

Because we don't know the meaning of true professional which is why our work culture also suffer. Truly professional isn't possible in Indian conservative middle class society anyway with large family and traditional customs. So work culture hampers as well.

So when bollywood is copying Hollywood, they are missing out that both the individual in stories don't have conservative big families to tell how they should live their lives. They are basically free and have money from their business and job, so they use that money to beautify themselves. Because they're not otherwise occupied like Indian family with relatives and parents and stuff.

So they look gorgeous.

Because they have money and they're not otherwise occupied to spend that money other than themselves and they work on it everyday.

Now how that is relevant in Indian society where a guy or girl suppose after passing JEE, working in some MNC.

He or she probably came from poor or middle class family where she or he probably have a lot of responsibility of their parents and other relatives in certain cases. Because it is traditional conservative society, parents are putting pressure to get married. Because it is Conservative society, sexual independence is zero hence from growing up days people would less likely to give importance to their looks to attract opposite gender. It's not in the Indian eco system.

In such a situation when bollywood copies Hollywood script to make an Indian version movie, a lot of things would look out of place.

Got it now why cliches are existing?

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9 Awesome Things You Can Experience For Free In India


India is a large and varied land. One of the few things that unite all of us is our quest for free and inexpensive things. No matter how affluent you are, freebies and discounts always attract you.
So, we have tried to create a list of few things that you can enjoy absolutely free of cost in your own country.
1. Read rare books at the National Library.
Image sourceThe National Library, Kolkata is the largest library in India. The library was opened for providing free assistance to needy students. You can enjoy the reading facilities of this iconic library, absolutely free of cost.
You can stay as long as you want and read as many books as you want.
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2.  Enjoy lip smacking food at the famous religious kitchens of India for free.
Image sourceIn India, there are many religious places that offer you great food without charging you a single penny. Places likethe Golden Temple, Amritsar, the Sri Sai Sansthan Prasadalaya, Shirdi and Jagannath Temple, Puri are just some of the places that offer delicious food absolutely free of cost.
3. Go to the India-Nepal border and visit a foreign land for free.
Image sourceWe all wish to go outside India, at least once but often the expenses becomes a major hindrance. Though we admit Nepal might not fulfill your definition of abroad but it still remains a foreign land which requires no entry fee.
4. Go the top of the Jama Masjid Minarets to enjoy the view of the city.
Image sourceAnybody who has been to the top of the Jama Masjid Minarets in Delhi would agree that it is an experience of a lifetime. Once you reach the top of the minaret, it actually feels like you can see the entire city.
It is one of the best things one can enjoy in Delhi, without spending a single penny.
5. Visit India’s only sanitary museum.
Image sourceThough the idea of visiting a sanitary museum might sound a little weird but trust me it is one of the unique experiences you will ever have. The museum is open 365 days and the Time magazine has rated it amongst the weirdest museums in the world.And you don’t even need to spend any extra bucks to visit this unique and exciting place.
6. Enjoy lip-smacking pakoda, chops and cutlets for free on Netaji’s bday.
Image sourceWell, believe it or not, there is actually a shop in north Kolkata known as the Laxmi Narayan Shaw and Sons, which serves its best items for free on Netaji’s birthday.
It is said that even Ramkrishna Paramhansa used to enjoy the ‘telebhajas’ from this shop.
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7. Watch films for free at Film festivals.
Image sourceIf you want to enjoy a good film for free then film festivals are your place. In most of the film festivals that are held across India, they screen many films for which you do not need to pay a single rupee for the tickets.
8. Enjoy an exotic experience at Auroville in Puducherry.
Image sourceAnybody who has been to Puducherry would admit that it is one of the prettiest places in the country. You might be a little surprised to know that you can actually enjoy to entire stay in Pondicherry absolutely free.
All you need to do is contact the ashram and sign up with them and they would often provide you free accommodation and free food. Interestingly, that is not all, in Auroville, you can attend things like Yoga classes, film screenings, and most these stuff do not cost you any extra bucks.
9. Visit chocolate factories in Ooty and enjoy free chocolates.
Image sourceThere is hardly any place in India which as pretty and romantic as Ooty. This beautiful hill-station is not only famous for its scenery but also for its brilliant chocolates. Though you might find quite a few chocolate factories.
Not only can you visit these factories for free but most of these factories gives you a coupon that allows you to enjoy complimentary chocolates.
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And you thought nothing is free in this world!

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