Tiger shroff(Shrif) 
Disha ptani (ptane ke liye)

#YQBaba #YQDidi #fun #funny #pun #punchayat #bolloywoodtroll #volatilesoulquotes
PC:- Sarika Saxena mam

Ramesh:- kbhi koi tiger sharif hua h kya?

Suresh:- Ha, hua h na. Tiger shroff disha ko ptane ke liye!!!

Varunment=environment

Save varunment by growing trees😝😝😎😎 

#YQBaba #YQDidi #fun #funny #pun #punchayat #tree #environmentday  #voltatilesoulquotes

Girl:- Varunment ko bchana chaiye

Boy:- use kyo yaar? Uske bodyguard safe karege use😕

Girl:- hamara bhi to farj h use bchane ka. Tree grow karege tbhi to bachega wo😝

Boy:- 😕😠😬

"Dard e medical gf"
Bechare ke to aansu bhi dry ho Gye sun ke😝😝😉😉😄😄
#YQBaba #salt #YQDidi #normalgf #medicalgf #fun #funny #pun #punchayat #volatilesoulquotes

Normal gf
⬇
Tumhare rone me bhi pyaar jhlkta h mere liye (bf happy😎)

Medical gf
⬇
Water+ salt + lysozyme 
(Bf 😕😵😧😨😯😐)

Only for fun ok. Don't take seriously☺☺😊😊😉😉

#YQBaba #YQDidi #fun #funny #pun #punchayat #femalemosquito #bite #realstory #volatilesoulquotes

Teacher:- Only female mosquitoes bite human and suck blood not males.

Student:- Mam, females to hoti hi h khoon chusne ke liye!!!

Or koi ldki nhi mili kya bhai tujhe???

#YQBaba #YQDidi #fun #funny #rafflesia #purpose #punchayat #pun #volatilesoulquotes

He:- I love you...

She:- really?

He:- yes.

She:- Rafflesia se purpose karoge to tb manugi!!!

Wo bechara to soch kar hi behosh ho gya😉😋😝

"Dard e medical student"

Pain of pressing of plants!!!

#YQBaba #YQDidi #funny #punchayat #pressingofplants

Mam:- plants ko ache se press karna!

Student:- saala! Kbhi khud ke kapde to press kiye nhi. Plants ko press karo Ab😉😉

My sister hates me :P

#fun #funny #funnyquotes #humor #jokes #jokesoftheday #punchayat 

*When away from home*

My sister Sakshi: Tu mujhe miss nahi karta? Kabhi call karliya kar.

Me: Yahaan par bonfire jala rakhi hai. So I don't miss you much.

Sakshi: Toh?

Me: Maine Agni ko Sakshi maan liya.

Sach.

#pun #punny #punchayat #marriagequotes #humor #marriage #shaadimubarak #shaadi     

Friend: Bro Shaadi ke baad life kaafi bekaar ho jaati hai.

Me: Bro Shaadi se pehle Roka function nahi warning hoti hai. Tumhe samajh nahi aaya.

Kat gaya :/

#pun #punny #punchayat #fun #funny #humor #witty #foreversinglediaries   

Me: Hi crush, I like you. I wish to take you out for coffee. Mujhe Mocha dogi?
Crush: Mocha nahi, Latte zarur maar sakti hun. Chahiye?
Me: You're coffee rude :/

Arijit Singh be the best 

#pun #punny #punchayat #humor #wit #witty #funny   

Me: Guys ghar mein thodi si chana ki sabzi bachi hai. Kisi ko khaani hai yaa main khaalun?
Arijit Singh: Chana mereya mereya.

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