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Sahil Pruthi

Friend: Bro Shaadi ke baad life kaafi bekaar ho jaati hai.

Me: Bro Shaadi se pehle Roka function nahi warning hoti hai. Tumhe samajh nahi aaya. Sach.

#pun #punny #punchayat #marriagequotes #humor #marriage #shaadimubarak #shaadi
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Sahil Pruthi

Me: Hi crush, I like you. I wish to take you out for coffee. Mujhe Mocha dogi?
Crush: Mocha nahi, Latte zarur maar sakti hun. Chahiye?
Me: You're coffee rude :/ Kat gaya :/

#pun #punny #punchayat #fun #funny #humor #witty #foreversinglediaries
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Sahil Pruthi

Me: Guys ghar mein thodi si chana ki sabzi bachi hai. Kisi ko khaani hai yaa main khaalun?
Arijit Singh: Chana mereya mereya. Arijit Singh be the best 

#pun #punny #punchayat #humor #wit #witty #funny

Arijit Singh be the best #Pun #punny #Punchayat #humor #wit #witty #Funny

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Sahil Pruthi

My friend Tamanna always wanted to visit Dilli. When she came to Dilli, uski Dilli Tamanna poori ho gayi. Sorry :P
#pun #punny #punchayat #sirpunch #funny
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Sahil Pruthi

My friend's Sasu maa wants her daughter in law to go to Bali on a solo trip. Sasu Maa is the real BahuBali. Pitampura, Delhi. Can come over whenever to kill me :P
#YQBaba #pun #punny #punchayat #sirpunch #fun #funnyquotes #qotd

Pitampura, Delhi. Can come over whenever to kill me :P #yqbaba #Pun #punny #Punchayat #sirpunch #Fun #funnyquotes #qotd

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Sahil Pruthi

Female friend: When was the last time you fell for the soul, and not the looks?
Me: Purchased my slippers yesterday, it looked okay but had an amazing sole.
We aren't friends anymore. And that's why I don't have friends.
#YQBaba #pun #punny #punchayat #qotd #funny #funnyquotes #sirpunch

And that's why I don't have friends. #yqbaba #Pun #punny #Punchayat #qotd #Funny #funnyquotes #sirpunch

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Sahil Pruthi

Friend: Bro tu khaane mein kaunsi sabzi laya?
Me: Vohi sabzi joh tu ghar kaa taala band karte samay hamesha yaad karta hai.
Friend: Kaunsi sabzi bc?
Me: Lockey. Lauki. Duniya ki sabse ghatiya sabzi.
#YQBaba #YQDidi #pun #punny #punchayat #sirpunch #fun #funnyquotes #qotd

Lauki. Duniya ki sabse ghatiya sabzi. #yqbaba #yqdidi #Pun #punny #Punchayat #sirpunch #Fun #funnyquotes #qotd

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Sahil Pruthi

What would you call that situation if you and your girlfriend end up having a moment in the back seat of the bus?
Bus ek pal. Oh Common you've had one.
#YQBaba #pun #punny #punchayat #sirpunch #qotd

Oh Common you've had one. #yqbaba #Pun #punny #Punchayat #sirpunch #qotd

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Sahil Pruthi

Girl to Abhishek: How quickly can you jerk off?
Reply: I can Abhi'shek'. I love pervert jokes.
#YQBaba #pun #punny #namepun #punchayat #sirpunch #qotd #fun #funnyquotes #funny
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Sahil Pruthi

Normal guys to a girl: Hey I like you.
Girl: Aww.
Me to a girl: Hey I like you. 
Girl: Awwkaat mein reh. :/
#YQBaba #pun #punny #punchayat #sirpunch #fun #funnyquotes #YQDidi
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