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Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Ghaam - I wish my family is cool but unfortunately I live in India so I have to be happy making movie such as this
Partner - I want to have western free life style but couldn't in India so I have to be satisfied by copying Hollywood with CBFC flavour
Oh My God - I want to make good movie but failed to be completely unbiased
PK- I want to show everyone how alien also can be biased and selective and have minority appeasement mentality and people blame politicians!
Bajirao Mastani - Why not say it's parallel universe and country isn't India, idiot :D
Kuch Kuch Hota Hai - Coming of age movie to show that Girls get friendzoned too but unable utter the word sex or turned on
Baghban - How cool can be adoption and family drama!
Dilwale - Another old SRK's innocent love attempt
DDLJ - This is how it happens in India. Wait! India is too conservative and boring for that
Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam - I so wish this happens in my family. I need such romance. Wait! This is India. So guy that parents chose, should be winner in the end
Baaghi - Tom Yum Goong+ Enter the dragon copy with expressionless very impressively fit Tiger
Karan Arjun - Ma, Ma, Ma, perfect example of Indian movie
Drisyaam - Oh! I so wish my conservative Indian middle class parents are so open minded. Wait! That's why I made the movie. Wait! That's why the villain is that young horny guy.
Bachna Ae Haseeno - I am considered nice guy so let me be a badass playboy. Wait! Nice guy playboy is enough badass for India which is why my name is Ranbir Kapoor
The Dirty Picture - Perfect example of how Indian people don't have any fitness culture hence had to satisfy themselves with unfit masking as carvy. So a realistic movie
Half Girlfriend - Perfect example of how lack sexual freedom drove horny Indian people to legitimise stalking
Devdas - Crying competition
Badlapur - Villain is a bad guy. Hero became badguy to take revenge. Wait! It's a dark movie so let's lecture the good guy turned bad guy. Wait! I am confused! Is this even a dark movie or snowflake legitimatizing?
Ram Leela - I think love is synonym with Romeo and Juliet. Oh! Let's show everyone that I have read that by making an Indian version of it. I don't know why some people are calling me 'Innocent Indian'. Fuck them.
Rajneeti - I so wish I could show the real politics of Indian National Congress party. Wait! CBFC and political pressure won't let me make it. So let's make another CBFC flavoured political drama that is neither here nor there
Bajrangi Bhaijaan - I believe my movie will show the real picture of Pakistan. Wait! This is going to be liked by Pakistani audience. Good business deal. I am so clever
Dhoom 3 - I want to make Hollywood action movie. But I can't. CBFC excuse isn't working either
Neerja - Sonam Kapoor - Look, I can act. So stop saying that I can't and I will still say stupid stuff.
Mohenjo Daro - I want to make a good Hollywood like period movie. But I can't. CBFC excuse isn't working either
Student Of The Year - I so wish my India is like that. But it isn't. So let me be satisfied by making a movie on that. Oh! I am so frustrated
Rab Ne Banadi Jodi - Learn, middle class, learn, how to make love
Ishaqzade - After picture of Arjun Kapoor's before fat and after fat advertisement
Kedarnath - Bakhibad plus disaster movie. I am genius
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