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Chitra Iyer

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God made me awesomely beautiful, surprisingly smart and uniquely intelligent.. I wish I could become like 'me' 😷 #yqbaba #beautiful #wisdom #witty #humour #chitshumour

God made me awesomely beautiful, surprisingly smart and uniquely intelligent.. I wish I could become like 'me' 😷 #yqbaba #beautiful #wisdom #witty #humour #chitshumour

Chitra Iyer

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The X factor at play: Well,the X chromosome in me is happy that: I have something X..tra in me I am X..tremely happy I am X..cellent the way I am I continue carrying an extra X with me sans any complaints I am not only ordinary but X..traordinay too. And finally it has gracefully n gratefully X..ccepted: That it made me a complete woman without asking why n without the need of any Y. I bow down to that Y which ensured I met my other half i.e. X. love rules n overrules every other rule.. love the X in you..dear Y for only then you can love the X outside you 💕 #yqbaba #humour #wisdom #witty #xtra #chromosomes Oh! Womaniya #chitshumour #chitswisdom

The X factor at play: Well,the X chromosome in me is happy that: I have something X..tra in me I am X..tremely happy I am X..cellent the way I am I continue carrying an extra X with me sans any complaints I am not only ordinary but X..traordinay too. And finally it has gracefully n gratefully X..ccepted: That it made me a complete woman without asking why n without the need of any Y. I bow down to that Y which ensured I met my other half i.e. X. love rules n overrules every other rule.. love the X in you..dear Y for only then you can love the X outside you 💕 #yqbaba #humour #wisdom #witty #xtra #chromosomes Oh! Womaniya #chitshumour #chitswisdom

Neerja

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Someone : "I have started to feel for you! " Me : "eww feelings" Someone : "Ooo! माता पूरी बात सुन लो, started feeling hate for you..! अब बोलो! " Me (maintaining attitude): "Whatever it is, it is some feelings, so👇" 😌 🤷‍♀️ (Quote230) criticism welcomed (may be lame! 🤷‍♀️😌) #ATewwfeelingsmeme #aestheticthoughts #yqbaba #witty #humour #meme #funny #YourQuoteAndMine Collaborating with Aesthetic Thoughts

Someone : "I have started to feel for you! " Me : "eww feelings" Someone : "Ooo! माता पूरी बात सुन लो, started feeling hate for you..! अब बोलो! " Me (maintaining attitude): "Whatever it is, it is some feelings, so👇" 😌 🤷‍♀️ (Quote230) criticism welcomed (may be lame! 🤷‍♀️😌) #ATewwfeelingsmeme #aestheticthoughts #yqbaba #witty #humour #meme #funny #YourQuoteAndMine Collaborating with Aesthetic Thoughts

Neerja

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Someone: "Oh, so still your complexion is black huh? रंग अभी तक खिला नहीं??" Me: First of all it's dusky! and whatever it is, it doesn't... Someone: Ahh, ये सब कहने की बातें है, How will you get boys for wedding know!? Well you know in my opinion, you should use.. ME: (🖕 (I love me)...) (Quote172) It's sad that still complexion matters, that's the ground reality but seriously to the one who suggest all sort of remedies to become गोरा"🖕" . Yeah to get 'glow' is another thing, I glow in my color #dusky #black #i_appreciate_fair too. I love me. Also that's good atleast people with that mindset (of गोरा- काला) wouldn't come near me, negativity खुद ही दूर रहेगी, सही है ( हाँ aunty ji रख लिजीए अपना लड़का अपने पास 🙏 अपन को घंटा फरक नहीं पड़ता । हमारे माँ- बाप है आप बनने की कोशिश ना

Someone: "Oh, so still your complexion is black huh? रंग अभी तक खिला नहीं??" Me: First of all it's dusky! and whatever it is, it doesn't... Someone: Ahh, ये सब कहने की बातें है, How will you get boys for wedding know!? Well you know in my opinion, you should use.. ME: (🖕 (I love me)...) (Quote172) It's sad that still complexion matters, that's the ground reality but seriously to the one who suggest all sort of remedies to become गोरा"🖕" . Yeah to get 'glow' is another thing, I glow in my color #dusky #black #i_appreciate_fair too. I love me. Also that's good atleast people with that mindset (of गोरा- काला) wouldn't come near me, negativity खुद ही दूर रहेगी, सही है ( हाँ aunty ji रख लिजीए अपना लड़का अपने पास 🙏 अपन को घंटा फरक नहीं पड़ता । हमारे माँ- बाप है आप बनने की कोशिश ना

Satish Chandra

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Normal people - तुम दिल की धड़कन में, रहते हो, हाँ रहते हो। Doctors - मेरे दिल के Right atrium और left ventricle से आने-जाने वाले blood के हर unit की कसम, तुम ही इस दिल की pace maker हो। #FreakySattyFunny #PunChayat #PapiPJ Adding my part to the PunChayat and PapiPJ .😈😈👍🏻

Normal people - तुम दिल की धड़कन में, रहते हो, हाँ रहते हो। Doctors - मेरे दिल के Right atrium और left ventricle से आने-जाने वाले blood के हर unit की कसम, तुम ही इस दिल की pace maker हो। #FreakySattyFunny #PunChayat #PapiPJ Adding my part to the PunChayat and PapiPJ .😈😈👍🏻

KhaultiSyahi

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Sarcasm - where the witty will have fun but the stupid won't get it. ©KhaultiSyahi #sarcasm 🙃 #sarcastic #sarcasm_only #khaultisyahi #witty #stupid 🙄 #Reality #Life_experience #laugh #SAD (Tʖ̯T)

Sarcasm - where the witty will have fun but the stupid won't get it. ©KhaultiSyahi #sarcasm 🙃 #sarcastic #sarcasm_only #khaultisyahi #witty #stupid 🙄 #Reality #Life_experience #laugh #SAD (Tʖ̯T)

Varadhan P M

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One can pretend to be busy.. But can you pretend to be witty?! — % & #witty #busylife #pretending

One can pretend to be busy.. But can you pretend to be witty?! — % & #witty #busylife #pretending

CalmKazi

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Will you be the Leia to my Han and raise a Chewie of our own ? Being a bit old soul with this. Assuming some parts of VII did not occur. Here is my entry to Harsh Snehanshu's challenge #ValentineProposal #CalmKaziWrites #ValentinesDay #YQBaba #QuoteSeries #Witty #Funny #Proposal #Today #StarWars #MayTheForceBeWithYou #HanSolo #PrincessLeia #Classic #OldSkool #OldSoul

Will you be the Leia to my Han and raise a Chewie of our own ? Being a bit old soul with this. Assuming some parts of VII did not occur. Here is my entry to Harsh Snehanshu's challenge #ValentineProposal #CalmKaziWrites #ValentinesDay #YQBaba #QuoteSeries #Witty #Funny #Proposal #Today #StarWars #MayTheForceBeWithYou #HanSolo #PrincessLeia #Classic #OldSkool #OldSoul

Siddarth

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Love Mystery #yqbaba #yqhumour #yqfunny #punny #meme #memes #witty People who get it gimme a shout 🙌

Love Mystery #yqbaba #yqhumour #yqfunny #punny #meme #memes #witty People who get it gimme a shout 🙌