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Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Ghaam - I wish my family is cool but unfortunately I live in India so I have to be happy making movie such as this
Partner - I want to have western free life style but couldn't in India so I have to be satisfied by copying Hollywood with CBFC flavour
Oh My God - I want to make good movie but failed to be completely unbiased
PK- I want to show everyone how alien also can be biased and selective and have minority appeasement mentality and people blame politicians!
Bajirao Mastani - Why not say it's parallel universe and country isn't India, idiot :D
Kuch Kuch Hota Hai - Coming of age movie to show that Girls get friendzoned too but unable utter the word sex or turned on
Baghban - How cool can be adoption and family drama!
Dilwale - Another old SRK's innocent love attempt
DDLJ - This is how it happens in India. Wait! India is too conservative and boring for that
Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam - I so wish this happens in my family. I need such romance. Wait! This is India. So guy that parents chose, should be winner in the end
Baaghi - Tom Yum Goong+ Enter the dragon copy with expressionless very impressively fit Tiger
Karan Arjun - Ma, Ma, Ma, perfect example of Indian movie
Drisyaam - Oh! I so wish my conservative Indian middle class parents are so open minded. Wait! That's why I made the movie. Wait! That's why the villain is that young horny guy.
Bachna Ae Haseeno - I am considered nice guy so let me be a badass playboy. Wait! Nice guy playboy is enough badass for India which is why my name is Ranbir Kapoor
The Dirty Picture - Perfect example of how Indian people don't have any fitness culture hence had to satisfy themselves with unfit masking as carvy. So a realistic movie
Half Girlfriend - Perfect example of how lack sexual freedom drove horny Indian people to legitimise stalking
Devdas - Crying competition
Badlapur - Villain is a bad guy. Hero became badguy to take revenge. Wait! It's a dark movie so let's lecture the good guy turned bad guy. Wait! I am confused! Is this even a dark movie or snowflake legitimatizing?
Ram Leela - I think love is synonym with Romeo and Juliet. Oh! Let's show everyone that I have read that by making an Indian version of it. I don't know why some people are calling me 'Innocent Indian'. Fuck them.
Rajneeti - I so wish I could show the real politics of Indian National Congress party. Wait! CBFC and political pressure won't let me make it. So let's make another CBFC flavoured political drama that is neither here nor there
Bajrangi Bhaijaan - I believe my movie will show the real picture of Pakistan. Wait! This is going to be liked by Pakistani audience. Good business deal. I am so clever
Dhoom 3 - I want to make Hollywood action movie. But I can't. CBFC excuse isn't working either
Neerja - Sonam Kapoor - Look, I can act. So stop saying that I can't and I will still say stupid stuff.
Mohenjo Daro - I want to make a good Hollywood like period movie. But I can't. CBFC excuse isn't working either
Student Of The Year - I so wish my India is like that. But it isn't. So let me be satisfied by making a movie on that. Oh! I am so frustrated
Rab Ne Banadi Jodi - Learn, middle class, learn, how to make love
Ishaqzade - After picture of Arjun Kapoor's before fat and after fat advertisement
Kedarnath - Bakhibad plus disaster movie. I am genius
You mean after this 2019 election?
Well, only exit polls are showing so let's wait for the final result. But one thing is very clear BJP will win that's for sure. One doesn't need exist polls for that.
My guess is Congress party will still remain same even after this defeat. They won't change Gandhi family :D
Now let's destroy the bubble of Gandhi family
This is new young india which is different from the past.
This is the country of Virat Kohli
This is not a country of insecured colonial absued Indian by the British.
So in Gandhi family's mind, they think their caucasian skin colour is very cool and hyp and sexy to young Indians :D
They could not be more wrong :D
It was a cool thing in past when we used to think white cacuasian people are something special and interesting.
Well, sorry to disappoint Sonia Gandhi, young Indians are not interested with cacuasian skin :D
I know it is probably hard to accept for Gandhi family but it is truth.
The aura around caucasian people as something exceptional and unbeatable has destroyed a long time ago :D
Gandhi family needs to come out of this bubble.
We are not interested in Rahul Gandhi, Sonia Gandhi and Priyanka Gandhi's Italian origin.
Sonia Gandhi is just another clueless old white cacuasian lady to us. There's nothing impressive about that :D
We are competing with white cacuasian people in every field.
To us they aren't mystery anymore.
We are as hard working as smartass as badass as sexually confident young demography as anyone in the world
So if Gandhi family thinks because they have Italian origin, Indian young people will be impressed with them and felt mesmerised with their charm, then they are sleeping :D
Biggest weakness in Congress party is Gandhi family. Specially Italian origin Gandhi family. Indian young people don't care whether Gandhi family glued together the whole party. Gandhi family needs to go to save Congress party. Period. There's no other options for Congress party.
Congress party needs to start from ground zero and empower their street level leaders. They are better than Gandhi family. Period.
They are better at everything than Gandhi family.
They are more aware, more hard working, more smart than Gandhi family.
They are the legitimate future leaders of Congress party not Gandhi family. Period.
There's no escape from this.
But I don't think Congress party will do this hence they will face existential crisis in near future. Period :D
