Me: you've been looking dull of late Home: you do precious little to brighten my life Me: what should I do, my dear ,to make you happy? Home : you dud, bachelor can do nothing. Bring home your Lady Love! Write a 4 line conversation with your home. Make it funny. Here's my try: Me: Someone's in a bad mood today! Home (looking menacingly): I am going weak in the knees. Damn arthritis! Me: Umm...maybe some sunshine would do you good. Home (in disbelief): Says the one who scrolls Instagram all day curled up like a potato!
