30 Day Story Writing Challenge Best Jest of the Forest Part-4: His Idiocy's Dashing Wardrobe #bestjestoftheforest ◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆ King Leo was an idiot. (What's new in that?!) But this king fussed more than any other royalty ever! So a month before His Lowness' birthday, he thought (sadly, he could think) to decide what he would wear to the grand talent show being held, and Monarchs from other kingdoms were also going to do the honours (I pity them) of judging the Best Jest of the Forest. King Leo also had a love interest in the Queen of the faraway kingdom of Toxi-city, Queen Lola. And like the fantasies of all the idiots of this world, she was petite, ferocious, and prettily dumb lioness. But her one feature that got Leo trying to look handsome a MONTH before his birthday was her perfectionism. She wanted everything tip-top (except her intellect). More about her later. So King Leo entered his wardrobe, but got nervous enough to scatter all his clothes around, and messed them up. He called his assistant, Buffoon the Bear (what a meaningful name!) to help him decide his satire, oops, sorry, "attire" for the big day. All day like useless loafers, they scrambled his cupboard and pulled out the most lavishly majestic clothes, but due to his lack of sense, King Leo didn't like any of them. Hours passed away like this.
