Me : Hi buddy, will you be kind enough to talk to this buddi? Home: Hehe. You are hilarious without doubt. I see that you are more fond of the settee n the bed. Always horizontal🤦🏼♀️ Love the horizontal yoga pose, eh? Giggles. Me : you said it, buddy. You stay vertical and let me enjoy being horizontal. Zzzzzzzzzz. 💤💤💤🛌 Write a 4 line conversation with your home. Make it funny. Here's my try: Me: Someone's in a bad mood today! Home (looking menacingly): I am going weak in the knees. Damn arthritis! Me: Umm...maybe some sunshine would do you good. Home (in disbelief): Says the one who scrolls Instagram all day curled up like a potato!
