Dear home, This is how I truly feel about you... I like you very much, but just want to say that, it's either me or you . it's seems both of us can't look good at the same time . Sometimes I feel ,you clean enough to be healthy but dirty enough to be happy . Write a 4 line conversation with your home. Make it funny. Here's my try: Me: Someone's in a bad mood today! Home (looking menacingly): I am going weak in the knees. Damn arthritis! Me: Umm...maybe some sunshine would do you good. Home (in disbelief): Says the one who scrolls Instagram all day curled up like a potato!
