Relax. You'll miss that international event by oversleeping You'll know a death that'll never let you come out of the woods You'll leave your laptop at the edge of the table and find it in pieces later Your card will decline at the dentist's or even worse, at the surgery Your child will stick a plastic barbie shoe up her nose, Your dog will drink your engine oil You'll never see a dolphin in your supposed one life The ceiling will crumble upon your head