*At the watch store* Me: Hey, I like this watch. Would like to buy it. How much is it for? Watch seller: Sir Rs 10k. Me: Oh alright. But I'll use the watch for some time and pay later. Watch seller: But that's not allowed sir. Why would you even say that? Me: Because Ghadi! Pehle istemaal karein fir vishwaas karein. Using retarded ads as comebacks to save money :P #fun #funny #funnyquotes #humor #wit #witty