Me when I write short stuff: is it enough? Am I using too much space? It should be just perfect. Am I wasting my readers' bandwidth? Do these four lines even mean something? Do I even like it? Wot? Just let it rot in the drafts. Me writing long forms: yeah, turn the wordhose on! Whoo! I'll leave unnecessary space, I'll break punctuation rules, I'll spray everyone and splash; I'll combine all my knowledge of the most ostentatious random things in the 37 Universes; I'll ramble, I'll stray away from the topic, I won't even HAVE a topic and I won't care if nobody reads it, it's their loss, it's my bestest, legendariest piece, EVER!! I'll be the most confidently evil magic wand possessor they'll read huahaha! Pinned post :p #tipsfromapro 2 #ramona_humour gonequote Byeba.
