"You are the most idiotic person I have ever met." "I'm full. That last slice of pizza is yours." "I'm coming with you." "Ping me when you reach." "Just called to ask whether you had lunch." The word itself is so overrated. Time to be creative and come up with new ways. Even the guys in my 'others' folder, use I love you like it was a renewable resource. Nope. I'm done with those three words. I'd rather say, "You can have my fries." Because I'm somewhat like Joey when it comes to fries and I don't share my fries with anybody.